Charlize Theron has seen Michael Fassbender's penis. [The Superficial]
Oprah's firing everyone. [TMZ]
I still can't believe Steve Urkel is on Dancing With the Stars. [Starpulse]
Kate Beckinsale is embarrassing. [The Frisky]
I cannot believe this woman had two kids. [Lainey Gossip]
Richard Gere thinks Julia Roberts is silly. [Cele|bitchy]
Reese Witherspoon vs. ... everyone? [theBERRY]
J Woww's boobs are morphing. [The Superficial]
Peyton Manning is a Denver Bronco. [IDLYITW]
Kanye West won't have you criticizi...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
"Well, it’s official. Kim K’s clothes are condit...
Some of you guys didn't seem all that excited about the possibility of an Amanda Seyfried-Josh Hartnett romantic pairing, and I just didn't get that. I love Amanda, and I think Josh is still pretty hot after all these years (and after other, longer-lasting heartthrobs have come and gone), and hearing that the two were probably boning on the regular really made my heart go pitty-pat. And while, like I said, I don't love them like I love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel (who I haven't heard squadoosh about ...
I know, I gagged a little writing that headline, so I can imagine how it must feel to have that bomb dropped on you with no prior warning.
MTV reports that the entire cast of Jersey Shore is returning for a sixth season (... I know, what the hell, right?), and that 'entire cast' thing includes the pregnant Nicole Polizzi. When asked about the whole pregnancy thing, MTV had this to say:
“Being a baby mama doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun in the sun. While things will definitely be a little ...
So hey, here's another film about the Beat Generation - Kill Your Darlings, a movie about ... well, IMDB says it best as always:
A murder in 1944 draws together the great poets of the beat generation: Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs.
Is this going to be a thing, now? Movies about Jack Kerouac and the Beat Generation and all of that business in between? Some of you guys MISREAD MY POST and REAMED MY ASS over the last thing I wrote about the Beat Generation films, but hey....
Or maggots on rotten hunks of raw meat. You know.
At least, they will be for that above photo. I'm assuming there are other ways to help soothe a busted face, though applying scads of dead cow is probably the most notorious way. Yeah, that photo above was for the latest edition of Complex magazine, which depicted Justin having the snot beat out of him, and what a concept! This is something I've only envisioned in my most violent of celebrity-related dreams, which occur more and more frequentl...
"I don’t think they were careless. I think they were accurate. It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility. And it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what is and here we are ... There are a lot of channels on the dials and those channels need to be filled up with things … It’s different strokes for different folks."
I so love this. SO SO SO.
...
Are you guys familiar with the KONY 2012 thing going on lately? If not, here's a little something to educate yourselves on. Joseph Kony? Is a f-cking dick. Who enslaves children for sexual and militant purposes. Here's his child thing in a nutshell, but there's much, much more:
He ordered the abduction of children to become child-sex slaves and child soldiers. An estimated 66,000 children became soldiers and two million people have been internally displaced since 1986. In 2005, Kony was ind...
Because oh my God. Do you see these pictures? Do you see them? This is Simon and his girlfriend from back in the day, pop star Sinitta. Don't know who Sinitta is? That's OK - not many people do these days, though in an interview a few years ago, Sinitta talked about the Simon-hype and waxed nostalgic over days of fame gone by:
"In the old days, Simon was the record company man behind the suit and I got to be the pop star. When the photographers asked Simon to move out of the way, we'd pull a face at each other and I'd say, 'They ...
More Kris Jenner toplessness. [The Superficial]
Jessica's monetary value now that she's pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce's "maternity leave" is going to be over soon. [Bossip]
Worst intentional haircuts of all time. [theBERRY]
Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart call themselves 'bitches'. [Cele|bitchy]
More residual Heather Morris nudity. [Starpulse]
Kate Hudson probably got married. [Amy Grindhouse]
15 Vows for dating a vegetarian. [The Frisky]
Pregnant ladies in snake...
Morning, guys! Do you see this picture? This positively fabulous photo? It's - duh- Dakota Fanning, and she's got no makeup on. You know, that's pretty refreshing in itself. You wanna know what else is pretty good, too? That girlfriend hasn't had any cosmetic procedures done, and she actually looks like an innocent young girl who's all about acting for the art of it and not acting for the publicity and money. Isn't that so awesome? I know that DF is only eighteen years old, and a lot of people might ...
Did you guys know that Scout here is in a band thing? Yeah. Its name is Gus + Scout, and they mostly do covers, from what I can see. These photos were taken of Scout (and, of course, Gus) last night at Rockwood Music Hall in Manhattan. I like this girl, you know. Actually, I like all of the Willis girls. They're all pretty awesome in their own ways. See, Scout here is awesome because she's got a decent singing voice. Remember the clip she filmed with Ashton back in the day? This?
Also, she'...
Charlize Theron has seen Michael Fassbender's penis. [The Superficial]
Oprah's firing everyone. [TMZ]
I still can't believe Steve Urkel is on Dancing With the Stars. [Starpulse]
Kate Beckinsale is embarrassing. [The Frisky]
I cannot believe this woman had two kids. [Lainey Gossip]
Richard Gere thinks Julia Roberts is silly. [Cele|bitchy]
Reese Witherspoon vs. ... everyone? [theBERRY]
J Woww's boobs are morphing. [The Superficial]
Peyton Manning is a Denver Bronco. [IDLYITW]
Kanye West won't have you criticizi...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
"Well, it’s official. Kim K’s clothes are condit...
Some of you guys didn't seem all that excited about the possibility of an Amanda Seyfried-Josh Hartnett romantic pairing, and I just didn't get that. I love Amanda, and I think Josh is still pretty hot after all these years (and after other, longer-lasting heartthrobs have come and gone), and hearing that the two were probably boning on the regular really made my heart go pitty-pat. And while, like I said, I don't love them like I love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel (who I haven't heard squadoosh about ...
I know, I gagged a little writing that headline, so I can imagine how it must feel to have that bomb dropped on you with no prior warning.
MTV reports that the entire cast of Jersey Shore is returning for a sixth season (... I know, what the hell, right?), and that 'entire cast' thing includes the pregnant Nicole Polizzi. When asked about the whole pregnancy thing, MTV had this to say:
“Being a baby mama doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun in the sun. While things will definitely be a little ...
So hey, here's another film about the Beat Generation - Kill Your Darlings, a movie about ... well, IMDB says it best as always:
A murder in 1944 draws together the great poets of the beat generation: Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs.
Is this going to be a thing, now? Movies about Jack Kerouac and the Beat Generation and all of that business in between? Some of you guys MISREAD MY POST and REAMED MY ASS over the last thing I wrote about the Beat Generation films, but hey....
Or maggots on rotten hunks of raw meat. You know.
At least, they will be for that above photo. I'm assuming there are other ways to help soothe a busted face, though applying scads of dead cow is probably the most notorious way. Yeah, that photo above was for the latest edition of Complex magazine, which depicted Justin having the snot beat out of him, and what a concept! This is something I've only envisioned in my most violent of celebrity-related dreams, which occur more and more frequentl...
"I don’t think they were careless. I think they were accurate. It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility. And it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what is and here we are ... There are a lot of channels on the dials and those channels need to be filled up with things … It’s different strokes for different folks."
I so love this. SO SO SO.
...
Are you guys familiar with the KONY 2012 thing going on lately? If not, here's a little something to educate yourselves on. Joseph Kony? Is a f-cking dick. Who enslaves children for sexual and militant purposes. Here's his child thing in a nutshell, but there's much, much more:
He ordered the abduction of children to become child-sex slaves and child soldiers. An estimated 66,000 children became soldiers and two million people have been internally displaced since 1986. In 2005, Kony was ind...
Because oh my God. Do you see these pictures? Do you see them? This is Simon and his girlfriend from back in the day, pop star Sinitta. Don't know who Sinitta is? That's OK - not many people do these days, though in an interview a few years ago, Sinitta talked about the Simon-hype and waxed nostalgic over days of fame gone by:
"In the old days, Simon was the record company man behind the suit and I got to be the pop star. When the photographers asked Simon to move out of the way, we'd pull a face at each other and I'd say, 'They ...
More Kris Jenner toplessness. [The Superficial]
Jessica's monetary value now that she's pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce's "maternity leave" is going to be over soon. [Bossip]
Worst intentional haircuts of all time. [theBERRY]
Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart call themselves 'bitches'. [Cele|bitchy]
More residual Heather Morris nudity. [Starpulse]
Kate Hudson probably got married. [Amy Grindhouse]
15 Vows for dating a vegetarian. [The Frisky]
Pregnant ladies in snake...
Morning, guys! Do you see this picture? This positively fabulous photo? It's - duh- Dakota Fanning, and she's got no makeup on. You know, that's pretty refreshing in itself. You wanna know what else is pretty good, too? That girlfriend hasn't had any cosmetic procedures done, and she actually looks like an innocent young girl who's all about acting for the art of it and not acting for the publicity and money. Isn't that so awesome? I know that DF is only eighteen years old, and a lot of people might ...
Did you guys know that Scout here is in a band thing? Yeah. Its name is Gus + Scout, and they mostly do covers, from what I can see. These photos were taken of Scout (and, of course, Gus) last night at Rockwood Music Hall in Manhattan. I like this girl, you know. Actually, I like all of the Willis girls. They're all pretty awesome in their own ways. See, Scout here is awesome because she's got a decent singing voice. Remember the clip she filmed with Ashton back in the day? This?
Also, she'...