From Radar Online:
Ray J is sitting on “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” starring he and the late Whitney Houston, [says] an insider ...
The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.”
The insider said the younger brother of singer Brandy has “been ...
Sometimes, guys, it's like lightning strikes. Just yesterday I posted a 'Guess the Celebrity!' who turned out to be Dave Franco, James Franco's younger brother. And as always, you guys did not disappoint, and a reader-turned-friend made me hip to the fabulousness that is the video above.
The FOD features Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, or as some of you might know him, McLovin'. And it's unbelievable. And I found myself pretty attentive in the first few seconds where it just appeared to be Dave Franco, giving a monologue about how hot you are. Pretty. damned. attentive.
Anyway, I don't know *how old it is, don't know how irrelevant it is, the video's funny as hell, and if you don't at least crack a smile during the whole thing (which, girl, I know you are not watching or listening to at work without a good set of earphones), then you're probably dead. In which case, you should have somebody refresh your browser for you, because you're *really* f-cking up our visit length statistics. How long have you been here?
*OK, it's like, a year old. It's old. But that isn't going to stop me from sharing, folks. It's way too good for it not to have a place in perpetuity here on Evil Beet. I'm really sorry for being so tardy to the party. />You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave Franco
Sometimes, guys, it's like lightning strikes. Just yesterday I posted a 'Guess the Celebrity!' who turned out to be Dave Franco, James Franco's younger brother. And as always, you guys did not disappoint, and a reader-turned-friend made me hip to the fabulousness that is the video above.
The FOD features Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, or as some of you might know him, McLovin'. And it's unbelievable. An...
Hey Madonna! Your muddled fake accents still suck!
Also, your video is way unimpressive, lady. Or, oh! Sorry. "Girl." I'm assuming it's you that you're talking about when you say "Girl" gone wild, because let's be honest: isn't it always about you?
This is the video for Madonna's latest single, 'Girl Gone Wild', and it features all of the staples of a traditional Madge video: black and white footage that I suppose is intended to be classic and artsy, half-naked men doing sexually provocative things, Madonna herself grinding on [fill in the blank - in this case it happens to be some wall], and the idea that she's the master of disaster when it comes to dominating everyone in her life. FIERCE, BABY, FIERCE.
I guess if you're a die-hard Madonna fan, you'll probably be all over both the song and the video, but as an objective observer, I think it's sub-par at best, performed by a self-obsessed twit who has a serious aging complex, but I've been wrong before. Just like I was wrong about that there "objective observer" thing. Anyway. Honest-to-goodness, I unintentionally tuned out for the last forty seconds or so of the video (my whites were coming out of the washer), so please - if I missed anything seriously critical, do let me know. I've got this sneaking suspicion that I didn't, though, and I'm pretty glad laundry won out in the end. />
Hey Madonna! Your muddled fake accents still suck!
Also, your video is way unimpressive, lady. Or, oh! Sorry. "Girl." I'm assuming it's you that you're talking about when you say "Girl" gone wild, because let's be honest: isn't it always about you?
This is the video for Madonna's latest single, 'Girl Gone Wild', and it features all of the staples of a traditional Madge video: black and white footage that I suppose is intended to be classic and artsy, half-naked men doing sexually provocat...
Even those across the pond hate Kim Kardashian. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be. The UK is the land of good manners, tea, Harry Potter, and James Bond. Do you honestly think they'd stand for BS like Kim Kardashian and her royally f-cked up existence? Come on now.
Yup, Jason Statham (or the Transporter; or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's dude) is the most recent in a string of actual celebrities who are throwing Kim and her over-inflated ... well, everything, under the bus. Statham was asked if he thought of himself as a 'bran...
Told you Reese Witherspoon is pregnant. [The Superficial]
The Hunger Games movie review. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Beyonce going to respond to Katy Perry's bashing? [Bossip]
Kiss and Motley Crue - together for the summer. [Starpulse]
The Situation was going through withdrawal symptoms on the set. [TMZ]
Lana Del Rey's new single blows, right? [The Blemish]
More amazing celebrity Photoshop fails. [theBERRY]
What Presidential candidate frontrunner hates Robert DeNiro? [Huff Po]
G...
I guess I don't need to tell you guys how strongly we feel about Jennifer Lawrence around here. I mean, it's pretty evident in the way we talk about her and the cataclysmically-awesome way that she portrays a character in both a book and a movie that neither Emily nor I have even read and seen (though Emily spoiled the "us" thing by telling us just last night that she did finish the first book, dammit), so it's no wonder why I'm not really giving you a choice with today's "Love It or Leave It." It's a given.
This is what J Lawrence wor...
Here's a few guesses to send you on your way:
- His brother is a douchebag.
- He's a co-star of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum in the upcoming 21 Jump Street, and he was also in Superbad, Milk (as 'Telephone Tree #5), and Fright Night, among others.
- He's got a douchey older brother.
- If you were a fan of Scrubs, then you probably recognized him right off the bat, you rascal.
- Did I happen to mention that his brother is a douchebag? Because his brother's a douchebag.
Ju...
Lindsay Lohan is paying porn stars to have sex with her. [The Superficial]
Rihanna's got a new tattoo. [Bitten and Bound]
Does Lucy Liu have a new man? [Starpulse]
The Jonas Brothers: coming to a reality show near you. [Hollywood PQ]
Courtney Stodden still believes in America. [The Superficial]
Halle Berry is taking her resident craziness to Paris. [Socialite Life]
She does not smell. [Celebslam]
Issues being naked? [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry disses Beyonce and Shakira. [OMGB...
“Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Har har har, says the lady that gave birth only four weeks ago and is still sitting here in a damn robe and nightie (ooh! and slippers!) even though it's almost four o'clock in the damn afternoon. I know I shouldn't be using the pregnant Jess Simpson as fodder to wax comical over, but there're limited topics that I can talk about today that don't have to do with Coco's NSFW Gigantor-boo...
Or am I the only one, my many facets considered a triune of ... you know what? What-the-f-ck ever - I like these damn movies, and even though my twenty-one year-old self would be slapping the shit out of my twenty-eight year-old self, there are just some things that you can't change and guys? This is one of them. Mark it on your calendars. Commemorate it in a scrap book. But you've got to tell me: are there any other Twilight fans out there who are excited about this business? Because if I feel like I'm the only one, well, then I'm going to have to start posting Breaking Dawn Part II stuff like it's my damn job.
One girl I know I can count on to sate her Twilight thirst along with me? This one.
The best part of the video? Her main YouTube page, where it says in the description, "Holy mother of melty shitbags." Can I borrow that? Use it? Market it, maybe? I love random outbursts of profanity, and while I thought that one I came out with a few years ago while driving down the highway and some schmoe in a fancy Aston Martin blew past me and almost tossed me and my nine-year-old car off the road was the ultimate ("SHITBAG BALLSUCKER!"), this'll do just fine, my friends. Just fine. />
Or am I the only one, my many facets considered a triune of ... you know what? What-the-f-ck ever - I like these damn movies, and even though my twenty-one year-old self would be slapping the shit out of my twenty-eight year-old self, there are just some things that you can't change and guys? This is one of them. Mark it on your calendars. Commemorate it in a scrap book. But you've got to tell me: are there any other Twilight fans out there who are excited about this business? Because if I feel lik...
If it's a day ending in 'y', there's a celebrity nipslip out there, but guys, I'm not even sure Coco and all of her tittiness can be constituted as a "celebrity nipslip" anymore, because not only are these things less "slipped" and more "unraveled," the "celebrity nipslip" term implies that the act was an accident and not, you know, exposing yourself to the public for the sake of exposing yourself to the public.
Yes, Coco was photographed with husband Ice T at some club earlier in the week, an...
Sofia Vergara is so hot, you know? She's just magnetic. And if this interview is any indication, it's because she's Latina. Yes, not because she's a woman, and not because she's got a fiery personality and a humor as sharp as the crack of a whip. No, it's because she's from South America, and apparently all South American women are as combustible, attractive, sultry, full-figured, and inspired as Sofia, and that's apparently why Ryan Gosling is wasting his time with Eva Mendes. It's because there...
From Radar Online:
Ray J is sitting on “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” starring he and the late Whitney Houston, [says] an insider ...
The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.”
The insider said the younger brother of singer Brandy has “been ...
Even those across the pond hate Kim Kardashian. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be. The UK is the land of good manners, tea, Harry Potter, and James Bond. Do you honestly think they'd stand for BS like Kim Kardashian and her royally f-cked up existence? Come on now.
Yup, Jason Statham (or the Transporter; or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's dude) is the most recent in a string of actual celebrities who are throwing Kim and her over-inflated ... well, everything, under the bus. Statham was asked if he thought of himself as a 'bran...
Told you Reese Witherspoon is pregnant. [The Superficial]
The Hunger Games movie review. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Beyonce going to respond to Katy Perry's bashing? [Bossip]
Kiss and Motley Crue - together for the summer. [Starpulse]
The Situation was going through withdrawal symptoms on the set. [TMZ]
Lana Del Rey's new single blows, right? [The Blemish]
More amazing celebrity Photoshop fails. [theBERRY]
What Presidential candidate frontrunner hates Robert DeNiro? [Huff Po]
G...
I guess I don't need to tell you guys how strongly we feel about Jennifer Lawrence around here. I mean, it's pretty evident in the way we talk about her and the cataclysmically-awesome way that she portrays a character in both a book and a movie that neither Emily nor I have even read and seen (though Emily spoiled the "us" thing by telling us just last night that she did finish the first book, dammit), so it's no wonder why I'm not really giving you a choice with today's "Love It or Leave It." It's a given.
This is what J Lawrence wor...
Here's a few guesses to send you on your way:
- His brother is a douchebag.
- He's a co-star of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum in the upcoming 21 Jump Street, and he was also in Superbad, Milk (as 'Telephone Tree #5), and Fright Night, among others.
- He's got a douchey older brother.
- If you were a fan of Scrubs, then you probably recognized him right off the bat, you rascal.
- Did I happen to mention that his brother is a douchebag? Because his brother's a douchebag.
Ju...
Lindsay Lohan is paying porn stars to have sex with her. [The Superficial]
Rihanna's got a new tattoo. [Bitten and Bound]
Does Lucy Liu have a new man? [Starpulse]
The Jonas Brothers: coming to a reality show near you. [Hollywood PQ]
Courtney Stodden still believes in America. [The Superficial]
Halle Berry is taking her resident craziness to Paris. [Socialite Life]
She does not smell. [Celebslam]
Issues being naked? [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry disses Beyonce and Shakira. [OMGB...
“Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Har har har, says the lady that gave birth only four weeks ago and is still sitting here in a damn robe and nightie (ooh! and slippers!) even though it's almost four o'clock in the damn afternoon. I know I shouldn't be using the pregnant Jess Simpson as fodder to wax comical over, but there're limited topics that I can talk about today that don't have to do with Coco's NSFW Gigantor-boo...
If it's a day ending in 'y', there's a celebrity nipslip out there, but guys, I'm not even sure Coco and all of her tittiness can be constituted as a "celebrity nipslip" anymore, because not only are these things less "slipped" and more "unraveled," the "celebrity nipslip" term implies that the act was an accident and not, you know, exposing yourself to the public for the sake of exposing yourself to the public.
Yes, Coco was photographed with husband Ice T at some club earlier in the week, an...
Sofia Vergara is so hot, you know? She's just magnetic. And if this interview is any indication, it's because she's Latina. Yes, not because she's a woman, and not because she's got a fiery personality and a humor as sharp as the crack of a whip. No, it's because she's from South America, and apparently all South American women are as combustible, attractive, sultry, full-figured, and inspired as Sofia, and that's apparently why Ryan Gosling is wasting his time with Eva Mendes. It's because there...