The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was ...
The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was a young girl, 'Blossom' was a huge, huge thing. Those hats? God, I love them. Loved them, rather. I meant LOVED them, like past tense. You know. Let's just take a minute to appreciate the hat, alright?
The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was ...
The headline was going to read "My Nineties Self Just Had One Sick-Ass Orgasm," but I wasn't sure if our advertisers would be OK with me talking about orgasms right next to their shiny Ford ads or something. After thinking about it, I also thought it was pretty weird that I'd be talking about myself having an orgasm during the time that Blossom was super popular, because I was only eight-to-twelve years old during that point in time. And yeah, that's kind of weird.
Obviously, when I was ...
From the LA Times:
Whitney Houston died as the result of drowning in what the Los Angeles County coroner has ruled as an accidental death. The coroner said heart disease and cocaine use were also factors in her death on Feb. 11. Cocaine was found in her system, the coroner said. The ruling ends weeks of speculation over how the pop star died.
Authorities collected several bottles of prescription drugs from Houston's suite at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, where she was found dead. But officials hav...
And she named it something straight out of a resort-wear catalog!
The baby was born on Tuesday evening in Los Angeles, at a healthy 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and the little man's (yes, little man!) name is Luca Cruz. Luca Cruz. Hilary and her hockey husband, Mike Comrie, issued the following statement via Twitter earlier today:
Welcome to the world, Luca Cruz Comrie! Tuesday evening, we became proud parents of a healthy 7 pound, 6 ounce beautiful boy. We are overjoyed and feel like the luckiest par...
Did you guys know that Emma Watson left school? I mean, yeah, that's old news. I should have said, "Did you guys know that Emma Watson left school ... again?" because she did. This time it's to work on a Sofia Coppola movie called 'The Bling Ring'. And immediately, I thought of the chicks that robbed Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton or whoever the hell it was, and I was like, "Ugh. Really?" And when I went to investigate it, hoping to prove my first identifying instinct wrong, I was ... well, I was ...
Well I'll tell you: it's prescription drugs and alcohol. Not overwork, not exhaustion, not mental health issues or anorexia; pills and booze. You know, pills and booze? The thing that so commonly kills people these days? What a stupid, stupid asshole. Stupid asshole.
Some sources - whether reliable or not, I couldn't tell you - are saying that The Situation's pills of choice included Ambien and Xanax. These two drugs were said to counteract other (presumably illegal) drugs that he was taking a...
Wanna know why? Because Katie Holmes doesn't have a newborn child who's up all hours of the night to take care of. No, she doesn't have any major motion picture projects going on, either, that might draw her out and sap the energy out of her. That's why I'm banking on the fact that Suri Cruise is a vampire, and she's slowly sucking the life out of her mother, Katie Holmes. It explains a lot. The penis gummies. The myriad faces that a child shouldn't even be able to make. She's supernatural. And...
So, there's a part of me that really, really wants to be OK with this, because anything's better than Chris f-cking Brown. But the other, more rational, more operational part says "not a damn way," because it's Ashton Kutcher. And Rihanna. Who, combined, are two of Hollywood's biggest current tools going. Ashton a few years ago? Definitely alright. Ashton today? F-cking pathetic.
From TMZ:
Rihanna — and her security team — stopped by Ashton Kutcher‘s swanky L.A. house for a little late...
Lucy Liu deepthroats. [The Superficial]
Judging from these photos, how pregnant is Reese Witherspoon? [Lainey Gossip]
Oh, so now THIS is going to be one of the new 'X-Factor' judges? [Starpulse]
Check out the 'Snow White and the Huntsman' extended trailer. [The Superficial]
More photos of Hugh Jackman on the set of 'Les Miserables'. [ICYDK]
Oprah is over. [Huff Po]
Kim Kardashian did another sex tape - this time with a white dude. [CDL]
Miss Bahamas is rather attractive. [Celebslam]
Emma Watson ditched college again for a project. [Cele|bitchy]
What A-lis...
Oh! I'm sorry, did I say "maybe" worse off than before? Dammit. I meant "definitely" worse off than before. My bad!
Anyway. My God. Did you even look at these pictures? Not yet, because you're reading the commentary? Normally I'd be OK with that, obviously, but this time you need to stop - right now, seriously ... well, wait, no, not 'til I finish this thought - and look at the recent photos of Deena, because shit's definitely hit the fan. Thought you knew.
But hey, thanks. Thanks for ...
Again, from Radar Online:
Casey Anthony is embracing religion, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the notorious 'Tot Mom' is getting baptized.
According to an insider, Anthony, 26, wanted to do something to signify a new beginning in her life.
"Casey has planned to get baptized sometime this month," an insider exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
"She figured getting baptized would be the best way start this new chapter in her life. It's a new beginning."
The best part of ...
Didn't you hear? In Touch has all of the details, all of which are pretty ostentatious and semi-unbelievable, but hey. It's a story about Johnny Depp and I'm RUNNING WITH IT.
Ahem. As you know, Johnny Depp and his long-term, live-in girlfriend Vanessa Paradis (someone who's way, way more famous than all of the Olsens put together, really, and that's saying a lot) have been having domestic issues, and even though they were together for fourteen years and have two children together, sources are s...
Sorry, Miley, excessive gum tissue doesn't constitute a handicap. [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama are officially on, and there's gory, gory details. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Hendricks reveals 'Mad Men' spoilers, but we really just want to see her tits again. [Starpulse]
Does Gwyneth Paltrow hate Kate Moss, too? [Lainey Gossip]
Thank God, Aaron Carter got fat. [Seriously OMG]
Tim Tebow is going to be a Jet, now. [Socialite Life]
Jason Russell's meltdown expla...