From TMZ:
With Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober, the people behind "Jersey Shore" are FREAKED the show will lose its sex-crazed alcohol-fueled edge -- so they're looking to phase the two out ... in favor of newer, wilder castmates.
MTV released a statement earlier this week -- following news Sitch was seeking substance abuse treatment -- claiming the network expects the entire cast to return for Season 6 ... but sources close to 495 Productions tell TMZ, the production comp...
"I honestly didn’t pay attention to it. You know what I mean? I don’t watch those TV shows and if I go online and see something about myself, I don’t click on it. And the people I surround myself with don’t really talk about that kind of stuff. I heard something, but I didn’t pay any attention. It’s as simple as a being a woman picking a dress you like and having a night, and not really thinking about anything else."
Well it sure took her damn long enough to answer the question on ...
We're all currently crazy over Jennifer Lawrence, and digging up photos of stars before they were famous is definitely a thing these days. So what happens when you combine the two? Well, you get photos of Jennifer Lawrence before she was famous, back from her days living in obscurity in Kentucky. Duh. What did you think you'd end up with, a damn ham sandwich?
Let's check out another from her cheering squad days:
And then you have photos of Jennifer Lawrence in sweatpants, which is ap...
If there's one thing to be said about Jennifer Lopez, it's that she's got one amazing figure. Seriously, for her age group (and any age group, really) she looks totally unbelievable. This is something she should really be proud of, even if her stunt double is a man. Even if she's dating someone named Casper. Who happens to be younger than even me. Who she may or may not be married to at this point, and no, I'm not joking. That's the rumor that's going around. Remember the kerfuffle that Emily talked about the other day? It was a rumor, and then it wasn't, and then People stuck their nose in it and t...
Oh this is great. Really and truly great. Will Ferrell? Unbelievable. You've got to have a certain amount of talent to completely deliver the lines that he does in such a deadpan way. And even though the video, yeah, features a bunch of celebrities, let's talk about Will Ferrell for a minute. OK?
I began completely detesting Will Ferrell when that dumb movie, Old School came out. I thought it was a disgusting, horrible abhorrence of a film and from then on, Will Ferrell was practically blacklisted in my book. I automatically nixed any movie in which he played a main character (with the exception of Elf and when he did the voice of Megamind in Megamind) and determined that any movie that had the audacity to star Will Ferrell automatically had to be the disappointing shart of three-day constipation. But he's changed! Or I have, I don't know. He's a lot more humorous to me than he was ten years ago, and maybe that's because I'm more secure in my comedic tastes. I don't know. I don't care. In any case, I'm really glad that I've come over to the other side, because his new movie, Casa de mi Padre, looks pretty amusing. And he appears naked in it. Not that it's a sexually appealing thing, no; if Will Ferrell is going to be naked, you have to bet that poop or giant puffs of ball hair or something has got to be involved.
From Contact Music:
Will Ferrell says he wanted "the entire crew to be naked" while filming a sex scene in his latest movie 'Casi [sic] de mi Padre'. The comedian stars in the newly released Spanish language movie about the son of a cattle rancher whose land is threatened by a drug trafficker.
Will's character Armando Alvarez and Genesis Rodriguez's Sonia get close during on scene, but Ferrell admitted it wasn't all that sexy on-set, telling E! Online, "It's not usually a funny situation when you look over and see an overweight crew guy with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth staring at you.He's naked, too. The entire crew had to be naked". Rodriquez, who took part in the same interview, didn't find the scene particularly seductive either, saying, "The foreplay, there's a lot of massaging involved and karate chopping.A lot of butt massaging and butt kneading and just randomness. It's a little bit awkward. It's not sexy."
Yeah, the movie might suck, but this one scene will probably make the entire thing worthwhile. />
Oh this is great. Really and truly great. Will Ferrell? Unbelievable. You've got to have a certain amount of talent to completely deliver the lines that he does in such a deadpan way. And even though the video, yeah, features a bunch of celebrities, let's talk about Will Ferrell for a minute. OK?
I began completely detesting Will Ferrell when that dumb movie, Old School came out. I thought it was a disgusting, horrible abhorrence of a film and from then on, Will Ferrell was practically blacklist...
Because guys! This is what she does! If it weren't for near-death experiences because of dehydration and malnutrition, and the whole almost-constantly-pregnant thing, we'd probably forget about her altogether, wouldn't we? Whee! From People:
Five months after giving birth, Tori Spelling has announced some big news: she's expecting again.
"Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way," she writes on her website in a blog post titled "Baby Makes 6!"...
Because this. This would be too easy of an out to have daddy Billy Ray justifying his daughter's unwed sexcapades. "Well they's engaged, y'all!" BILLY RAY. SHUT UP. WE DO NOT CARE.
But this is a photo of Miley's all-important ring hand, and golly gee, what's that there on her ring finger? Yeah, it's a ring, but Miley's claiming the photo is because of nail foundation:
“I am soooo obsessed with @jennahipp nail foundations! It looks so chic and classic!”
In short, do I believe that...
It's called The Host and it looks like it's going to be just as good as The Faculty, and I genuinely mean that. As far as how you want to take that, well. That's entirely up to you, you know. I personally liked The Faculty, and it wasn't entirely to do with a hot, drugged-out Josh Hartnett, but sometimes, guys, you don't need to make the same movie over and over and over again even if you are going to use choice actors like the aforementioned Hartnett (he's not in this movie, is he?).
Anyway, the premise of the book-turned-movie is that the world is perfectly at peace, and things are as perfect as they can get. Which, of course, is prime alien invasion time, because what's more bittersweet than learning that you can't bomb other countries or slit the throats of your neighbors, living in perfect harmony, and then having shit hit the fan all over again? I mean, too little too late if you ask me, right? IMDB says:
One soul, the Wanderer, is fused with a captured human named Melanie Stryder, in an attempt to locate the last pocket of surviving humans on Earth.
And Wikipedia says:
The novel introduces an alien race, called Souls, which takes over the Earth and its inhabitants. The book describes one Soul's predicament when the mind of its human host refuses to cooperate with her takeover.
So, more or less we're dealing with aliens who are probably teenaged, are probably fighting raging hormones, are probably not going to have sex until one of them turns alien (or marries an alien), and probably will feature a lot of soul-searching on its protagonist's part. Sorry. Bad joke, I know.
Does this movie look good? Survey over on this side of the computer says 'no', but don't take my word for it. I'm the only one over here right now, so the results might be a little off. />
It's called The Host and it looks like it's going to be just as good as The Faculty, and I genuinely mean that. As far as how you want to take that, well. That's entirely up to you, you know. I personally liked The Faculty, and it wasn't entirely to do with a hot, drugged-out Josh Hartnett, but sometimes, guys, you don't need to make the same movie over and over and over again even if you are going to use choice actors like the aforementioned Hartnett (he's not in this movie, is he?).
Anyway,...
Kelly Brook's perfect rack in action. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox spent almost a hundred grand on plastic surgery. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney Spears is getting her life in order! [Starpulse]
Suri is still sucking the life out of Katie. [Socialite Life]
Robert Pattinson's NSFW video. [The Blemish]
When David and Posh were young. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry's doing the whole 'friends with benefits' thing. [Celebslam]
... Because here's her 'Sexy Mistake'. [OMGBlog]
Celebrities react to Trayvon Martin's killing. [Huff Po]
Justin Bieber calls a chick "...
"Sometimes it lasts in love and sometimes it hurts instead - Adele."
That up there is Peter Facinelli's most recent Tweet, presumably aimed at or around his soon-to-be ex-wife, Jennie Garth. So there's one of two things going on here: one, Peter actually didn't cheat on Jennie, and she's the one prodding for a divorce because he's way too famous for her and all of these red carpet premieres are just so tiring and she'd much, much rather be a nobody and alone than to be superficially famous by a...
See, we just don't mock people that do things like this. Because it's not normal, and unless you're under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol Lindsay Lohan, then chances are, it's mental illness that makes you do them. And mental illness is just not funny or worthy of mockery. Just ask Britney Spears.
Anyway, it all went down in a Chicago news station, where Jason stripped down to his birthday suit and ran around for awhile in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to mock the public breakdown of Invisible Children's founder, Jason Russell. Nothing says "drum up publicity for a movie that's sure to suck" more than public nudity. Stifler was also in attendance, but kept his clothes on unfortunately. And I say "unfortunately," because seeing Stifler naked is probably the lesser of two evils when you think about Jason Biggs, and this clip (the NSFW red-band trailer for American Reunion) does nothing for his appeal factor:
Nope, not funny, Jason. Not one bit. />
See, we just don't mock people that do things like this. Because it's not normal, and unless you're under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol Lindsay Lohan, then chances are, it's mental illness that makes you do them. And mental illness is just not funny or worthy of mockery. Just ask Britney Spears.
Anyway, it all went down in a Chicago news station, where Jason stripped down to his birthday suit and ran around for awhile in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to mock the public breakdown of Invisible Children's founde...
Bobby Brown's sister blames the death of Whitney Houston on Ray-J. [Bossip]
Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones wants Jon Hamm now. [The Superficial]
Turns out 'Hunger Games' didn't do all so well in the box office. [Huff Po]
Oprah told Rosie O'Donnell to drop dead. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey are probably hooking up. [Starpulse]
Nicole Richie in a bikini. Yes. [Yeeeah]
Angelina Jolie's household smells like a "zoo." [The Frisky]
Paris Hilt...
From TMZ:
With Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober, the people behind "Jersey Shore" are FREAKED the show will lose its sex-crazed alcohol-fueled edge -- so they're looking to phase the two out ... in favor of newer, wilder castmates.
MTV released a statement earlier this week -- following news Sitch was seeking substance abuse treatment -- claiming the network expects the entire cast to return for Season 6 ... but sources close to 495 Productions tell TMZ, the production comp...
"I honestly didn’t pay attention to it. You know what I mean? I don’t watch those TV shows and if I go online and see something about myself, I don’t click on it. And the people I surround myself with don’t really talk about that kind of stuff. I heard something, but I didn’t pay any attention. It’s as simple as a being a woman picking a dress you like and having a night, and not really thinking about anything else."
Well it sure took her damn long enough to answer the question on ...
We're all currently crazy over Jennifer Lawrence, and digging up photos of stars before they were famous is definitely a thing these days. So what happens when you combine the two? Well, you get photos of Jennifer Lawrence before she was famous, back from her days living in obscurity in Kentucky. Duh. What did you think you'd end up with, a damn ham sandwich?
Let's check out another from her cheering squad days:
And then you have photos of Jennifer Lawrence in sweatpants, which is ap...
If there's one thing to be said about Jennifer Lopez, it's that she's got one amazing figure. Seriously, for her age group (and any age group, really) she looks totally unbelievable. This is something she should really be proud of, even if her stunt double is a man. Even if she's dating someone named Casper. Who happens to be younger than even me. Who she may or may not be married to at this point, and no, I'm not joking. That's the rumor that's going around. Remember the kerfuffle that Emily talked about the other day? It was a rumor, and then it wasn't, and then People stuck their nose in it and t...
Because guys! This is what she does! If it weren't for near-death experiences because of dehydration and malnutrition, and the whole almost-constantly-pregnant thing, we'd probably forget about her altogether, wouldn't we? Whee! From People:
Five months after giving birth, Tori Spelling has announced some big news: she's expecting again.
"Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way," she writes on her website in a blog post titled "Baby Makes 6!"...
Because this. This would be too easy of an out to have daddy Billy Ray justifying his daughter's unwed sexcapades. "Well they's engaged, y'all!" BILLY RAY. SHUT UP. WE DO NOT CARE.
But this is a photo of Miley's all-important ring hand, and golly gee, what's that there on her ring finger? Yeah, it's a ring, but Miley's claiming the photo is because of nail foundation:
“I am soooo obsessed with @jennahipp nail foundations! It looks so chic and classic!”
In short, do I believe that...
Kelly Brook's perfect rack in action. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox spent almost a hundred grand on plastic surgery. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney Spears is getting her life in order! [Starpulse]
Suri is still sucking the life out of Katie. [Socialite Life]
Robert Pattinson's NSFW video. [The Blemish]
When David and Posh were young. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry's doing the whole 'friends with benefits' thing. [Celebslam]
... Because here's her 'Sexy Mistake'. [OMGBlog]
Celebrities react to Trayvon Martin's killing. [Huff Po]
Justin Bieber calls a chick "...
"Sometimes it lasts in love and sometimes it hurts instead - Adele."
That up there is Peter Facinelli's most recent Tweet, presumably aimed at or around his soon-to-be ex-wife, Jennie Garth. So there's one of two things going on here: one, Peter actually didn't cheat on Jennie, and she's the one prodding for a divorce because he's way too famous for her and all of these red carpet premieres are just so tiring and she'd much, much rather be a nobody and alone than to be superficially famous by a...
Bobby Brown's sister blames the death of Whitney Houston on Ray-J. [Bossip]
Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones wants Jon Hamm now. [The Superficial]
Turns out 'Hunger Games' didn't do all so well in the box office. [Huff Po]
Oprah told Rosie O'Donnell to drop dead. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey are probably hooking up. [Starpulse]
Nicole Richie in a bikini. Yes. [Yeeeah]
Angelina Jolie's household smells like a "zoo." [The Frisky]
Paris Hilt...