OK, this shit is nasty. For the last g-ddamned time, we are not animals, we should not eat each other, and we should definitely not chew our cud and feed our kids like f-cking birds. Or cows. Because? All together now: WE ARE NOT F-CKING ANIMALS.
Alicia Silverstone is under fire for posting this video of her, obviously, chewing up her food and spitting it into her son's mouth. Doctors have immediately responded, saying that she's gross and f-cked in the head and people should never, ever feed another person from their mouths:
Dr. Jennifer Landa, M.D Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD, told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column, "There are those who think that a mom chewing a baby's food provides helpful enzymes from her mouth but it doesn’t seem like a hygienic practice. Various viruses and bacteria, but especially herpes virus, may be passed from mother to baby."
Alicia had this to say, as if this business is normal in most worlds:
"I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite...and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!"
First of all, I don't even know what half of that food shit is. Second? Is this something we really want to be teaching a new generation, because I'm telling you right now - if some young shithead runs clear across a restaurant to attack my mouth while I'm eating because something I've got in there looks good, I don't care who's kid it is - they're getting punched, dude.
But honestly. Messed up or not messed up? Does this chick have perfect teeth? No open sores in her mouth? No cavities, no chance that there could be any kind of infection or bacteria or disease breeding in there? Damn. Because if so, she's got a leg to stand on (unless she wants to chew that up and spit it out, too), even though ... never mind. No she doesn't. This is flat-out disgusting and I just cannot wait to hear what the general response is going to be to this. Is this supposed to be part of her "famed" Kind Diet?
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OK, this shit is nasty. For the last g-ddamned time, we are not animals, we should not eat each other, and we should definitely not chew our cud and feed our kids like f-cking birds. Or cows. Because? All together now: WE ARE NOT F-CKING ANIMALS.
Alicia Silverstone is under fire for posting this video of her, obviously, chewing up her food and spitting it into her son's mouth. Doctors have immediately responded, saying that she's gross and f-cked in the head and people should never, ever ...
Oh, she's also completely full of shit, too. Thought you knew.
This was Madonna's response to Deadmau5's Facebook blitz yesterday, calling her out for being a f-cking fame troll and for glamorizing drug use in club music lovers. Madonna, if you were unaware, asked the crowd at a music festival, "How many people in this crowd have seen molly?", which is a reference to the drug ecstasy. Deadmau5 blasted girlfriend for condoning - and promoting - drug use, and this was her random-assed, far-out, w...
Jeremy Piven sucks at oral sex. [The Superficial]
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Octomom says she's a good mom. [Starpulse]
Kate Winslet didn't get a facelift? [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber's joke backfires in a big way. [Hollywood PQ]
Why Mario Lopez is a big a-hole. [Celebslam]
Megan Fox did a magazine shoot! It's shit! [Yeeeah]
Christie Brinkley cries on TV, talks about marriage. [Cele|bitchy]
Bobby Brown update: he's not dead. [IDLYITW]
The 10 Be...
Not that he's ever really been "alive" to me, or more than a blip on my radar because of 300 and being pursued by the ever-persistent Jessica Biel, but I've always wanted to say that - "dead to me." It sounds just so dramatic and final. "You're dead to me." I wish I could have tons and tons of money and draw up a huge will and write someone random into it, only to pull the rug out from underneath them later in life, cutting them out of the will while screaming, "You're dead to me!" as spittle flies ...
And my IQ just dropped a whole thirty points lower because I wrote that headline. Yes, Courtney Stodden has been contracted by PETA to push their anti-animal cruelty agenda, and who better to accommodate young, impressionable audiences than a seventeen-year-old girl who's married to a dude that's about to collect social security? Right on! Maybe there should be a foundation out there to protect young women out there from making stupid-ass decisions and marrying sexual T-Rexes who should actually have the last name "Hutchinson" because it's way easier to type than "Hutchison." I f-ck it up every time, man.
Anyway, the best part of the clip is when Courtney says "I switched to a vegetarian." What does that even mean? And what does it have to do with tits? Because the only message I'm getting from this video is that the science behind plastic surgery is, though disturbing and often misused, unbelievable.
The video gets pretty graphic at the 1:26 mark (don't say I didn't warn you, because the cow head spurting blood didn't make me very happy, because I love animals despite the fact that I eat meat), so tune out or skip past it or close your eyes for a few seconds, because guys, it's not pretty, but that's PETA for you. They make a living off of promoting brutal videos of animal slaughter in an attempt to scare people into "switching to a vegetarian," and not to open Pandora's box or anything, but how is that any different than the uber-conservative, uber-graphic anti-abortion videos that show babies in utero ... well, you know what I mean. Disturbing. And I don't like it. I had a hard time watching the rest of the video because of it, for fear that there'd be more animal cruelty that'd scar my psyche for the rest of my life and really f-ck up being able to sate my hamburger cravings for a while.
Also? Here's a little Courtney tidbit in case you were interested, or not in the VIP club on girlfriend's new website - her dog's name is Bizarre. Bizarre. The dog. It's name is BIZARRE.
What? It's appropriate, and way better than 'Don't Put It On Me, Girl'.
... Or IS IT?
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And my IQ just dropped a whole thirty points lower because I wrote that headline. Yes, Courtney Stodden has been contracted by PETA to push their anti-animal cruelty agenda, and who better to accommodate young, impressionable audiences than a seventeen-year-old girl who's married to a dude that's about to collect social security? Right on! Maybe there should be a foundation out there to protect young women out there from making stupid-ass decisions and marrying sexual T-Rexes who should actua...
Bwahahahah! What, you actually thought that I meant Eddie and LeAnn were going to have a baby? And ruin that fine-ass figure? Hell-to-the-no! Eddie wouldn't touch that snatch with a ten-foot pole if it got all stretched out and gummy because some dumb fetus might have to pass through on its way out to the world. And a c-section? God, what's worse? A ripped up birth canal, or having to look at a nasty scar each and every time you tried to get your rocks off? There's just no good choices there.
No, the third party I'm talking about is LeAnn's friend, Lizzy, who was being molested by LeAn...
... But not the hot Ralph Fiennes-Voldemort, I'm talking about the scary, creepy CGI Voldemort from back during the early Harry Potter movies, to be sure.
So from the magazine cover there, can you guess what Nadya's been doing? Yeah, she's been posing in her skivvies, obviously, but for what purpose? Why, for the same damned purpose she's had time and time again - looking for something to pay her rent, because who wants to babysit *fourteen demonic children who everyone hates while Nadya has...
Khloe Kardashian quits PETA. [The Superficial]
Facebook is ruining your self-esteem. [The Frisky]
Lauren Scruggs rejects $200k settlement for propeller accident. [TMZ]
Kendra Wilkinson is still stumping around in a bikini. [Starpulse]
Harry will always love Chelsy. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna might actually be dating Ashton Kutcher. [Socialite Life]
Liam Hemsworth will probably never marry Miley Cyrus. [Yeeeah]
January Jones has legs, believe it or not. [Amy Grindhouse]
Where the Ea...
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“Ok babe, the guys from Greenpeace are gone and won’...
From TMZ:
Bobby Brown has just been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in Los Angeles ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Bobby was pulled over in Reseda, CA at 12:20 PM PST for allegedly driving while talking on a cell phone.
We're told 43-year-old Bobby is currently in custody in Van Nuys jail. It's unclear what substance cops believe Brown had been using before he got behind the wheel.
Whitney Houston's ex-husband already has a DUI conviction...
... But sources are saying that she's not engaged. Ugh. From People:
The sizable rock has generated talk that she and Liam Hemsworth are taking their relationship to the next level and getting engaged. But, are they?
Cyrus went to Twitter again on Monday to clear things up.
"I'm not engaged," she writes. "I've worn this same ring on this finger since November! People just wanna find something to (talk) about! It's a topaz people!
Indeed, the ring was very much in evidence Saturda...
The new Bond girl is hot hot hot. [Starpulse]
People need to grow their sense of humors back when it comes to Angelina Jolie. [Lainey Gossip]
Uma Thurman pregnant in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Unbelievable abs. [theBERRY]
Ian Somerhalder is hotter with a dog. [Socialite Life]
The nude-hacker dude is in some big trouble. [TMZ]
Are pharmacists lying to teenagers about the morning-after pill? [The Frisky]
'Breaking Dawn 2' teaser: dumb? [Cele|bitchy]...
Oh, she's also completely full of shit, too. Thought you knew.
This was Madonna's response to Deadmau5's Facebook blitz yesterday, calling her out for being a f-cking fame troll and for glamorizing drug use in club music lovers. Madonna, if you were unaware, asked the crowd at a music festival, "How many people in this crowd have seen molly?", which is a reference to the drug ecstasy. Deadmau5 blasted girlfriend for condoning - and promoting - drug use, and this was her random-assed, far-out, w...
Jeremy Piven sucks at oral sex. [The Superficial]
You watching 'DWTS'? Here's a recap. [Bitten and Bound]
Octomom says she's a good mom. [Starpulse]
Kate Winslet didn't get a facelift? [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber's joke backfires in a big way. [Hollywood PQ]
Why Mario Lopez is a big a-hole. [Celebslam]
Megan Fox did a magazine shoot! It's shit! [Yeeeah]
Christie Brinkley cries on TV, talks about marriage. [Cele|bitchy]
Bobby Brown update: he's not dead. [IDLYITW]
The 10 Be...
Not that he's ever really been "alive" to me, or more than a blip on my radar because of 300 and being pursued by the ever-persistent Jessica Biel, but I've always wanted to say that - "dead to me." It sounds just so dramatic and final. "You're dead to me." I wish I could have tons and tons of money and draw up a huge will and write someone random into it, only to pull the rug out from underneath them later in life, cutting them out of the will while screaming, "You're dead to me!" as spittle flies ...
Bwahahahah! What, you actually thought that I meant Eddie and LeAnn were going to have a baby? And ruin that fine-ass figure? Hell-to-the-no! Eddie wouldn't touch that snatch with a ten-foot pole if it got all stretched out and gummy because some dumb fetus might have to pass through on its way out to the world. And a c-section? God, what's worse? A ripped up birth canal, or having to look at a nasty scar each and every time you tried to get your rocks off? There's just no good choices there.
No, the third party I'm talking about is LeAnn's friend, Lizzy, who was being molested by LeAn...
... But not the hot Ralph Fiennes-Voldemort, I'm talking about the scary, creepy CGI Voldemort from back during the early Harry Potter movies, to be sure.
So from the magazine cover there, can you guess what Nadya's been doing? Yeah, she's been posing in her skivvies, obviously, but for what purpose? Why, for the same damned purpose she's had time and time again - looking for something to pay her rent, because who wants to babysit *fourteen demonic children who everyone hates while Nadya has...
Khloe Kardashian quits PETA. [The Superficial]
Facebook is ruining your self-esteem. [The Frisky]
Lauren Scruggs rejects $200k settlement for propeller accident. [TMZ]
Kendra Wilkinson is still stumping around in a bikini. [Starpulse]
Harry will always love Chelsy. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna might actually be dating Ashton Kutcher. [Socialite Life]
Liam Hemsworth will probably never marry Miley Cyrus. [Yeeeah]
January Jones has legs, believe it or not. [Amy Grindhouse]
Where the Ea...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dog and Beth photo: Elaine
“Ok babe, the guys from Greenpeace are gone and won’...
From TMZ:
Bobby Brown has just been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in Los Angeles ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Bobby was pulled over in Reseda, CA at 12:20 PM PST for allegedly driving while talking on a cell phone.
We're told 43-year-old Bobby is currently in custody in Van Nuys jail. It's unclear what substance cops believe Brown had been using before he got behind the wheel.
Whitney Houston's ex-husband already has a DUI conviction...
... But sources are saying that she's not engaged. Ugh. From People:
The sizable rock has generated talk that she and Liam Hemsworth are taking their relationship to the next level and getting engaged. But, are they?
Cyrus went to Twitter again on Monday to clear things up.
"I'm not engaged," she writes. "I've worn this same ring on this finger since November! People just wanna find something to (talk) about! It's a topaz people!
Indeed, the ring was very much in evidence Saturda...
The new Bond girl is hot hot hot. [Starpulse]
People need to grow their sense of humors back when it comes to Angelina Jolie. [Lainey Gossip]
Uma Thurman pregnant in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Unbelievable abs. [theBERRY]
Ian Somerhalder is hotter with a dog. [Socialite Life]
The nude-hacker dude is in some big trouble. [TMZ]
Are pharmacists lying to teenagers about the morning-after pill? [The Frisky]
'Breaking Dawn 2' teaser: dumb? [Cele|bitchy]...