Rihanna really wants you to know that she's an idiot. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow, coming. [Lainey Gossip]
Pink is being sued. [Starpulse]
Disney hair extensions. My goodness. [OMGBlog]
Justin Bieber might have been smoking weed while driving when that photographer was killed. [TMZ]
Jude Law: shirtless and OK-looking. [Socialite Life]
Dating don'ts. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian: not saving herself for marriage. [Celebslam]
World's best hangover cure. [theBERRY]
Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh gosh yes. [Lai...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
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"Madonna made the mistake of not explaining to him that you t...
The video response is called 'Demand Celebrities Go F Themselves', and shows clips of gun violence in films from which the original 'Demand a Change' celebrities spoke out against. Crafty, you know? And while I support the original video, featuring those celebrities speaking out against actionless, planless gun regulation in the United States, I can also agree with the makers of the second video, because I think Hollywood and the media have a large role to play in avoiding the desensitization of guns and their culture in America.
Something needs to be done, and when we can stop being hypocrites and saying, "Well he or she can't have guns, but I can, because I'm mentally stable, and duh, no one looks up to me to be the example of what it is to be humane," then this vicious cycle is only going to perpetuate itself.
Something I don't agree with? The 'Kill a Celebrity' song playing at the end, and calling the celebrities "hypocrites" and "whores." Yeah, there's definitely some hypocrisy there, but calling someone a "whore" because they're a hypocrite? I don't know about all that, and quite honestly, the end of the video kind of invalidated the makers' points on a certain level.
I do, however, think Sarah Silverman is a big, dumb asshat and pretty much anything eviscerating her character is OK by me.
Here's the original if you haven't already seen it:
Celebrity champagne (ahem) facials. [The Superficial]
Eva Mendes celebrated the New Year sans Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian talks about her pregnancy in live action. [Splash]
Billie Joe Armstrong, fully rehabbed, will be touring soon. [Starpulse]
Kris Allen and his wife were involved in a car accident. [TMZ]
Chad Ochocinco's sex tape. [The Blemish]
This photographer gets around. [theBERRY]
Russell Crowe responds to Adam Lambert's 'Les Mis' slam. [Huff Po]
Justin Bieber sure has some f-cked-up look...
Hey, Happy Belated New Year! Did you guys watch the ball drop this past Monday night? Gosh, I didn't even make it to 10:30 this year, but I guess when you have the stomach flu, that's to be expected. I spent more time in the bathroom this weekend than really anywhere else, so when I heard that Kathy Griffin was all but fellating Anderson Cooper on CNN, I felt really, really good about where I'd virtually rung in the New Year.
Reportedly, Kathy thought it'd be cute and funny to pretend to go do...
I take lots of naps. Actually I feel really good. This New Year is just about being happy and healthy and that’s what I plan on doing. I wouldn’t say that pregnancy has been easy but there's been no morning sickness. When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would disagree. I think from this stage on it does become easier and funner but it’s just adjusting. ... Even my sister has made it look so easy and it’s not as easy as people think. It’s a little painful, there’s a lo...
And on New Year's Eve, too, just like everyone said. Go figure---it actually happened this time.
Anyway, this is Crystal Harris and her newly (even more) jacked face on her wedding day to poor, frail Hugh Hefner, who I'm starting to pity more and more as the days go by. That dress sure is pretty though, huh?
The couple got married at the Playboy mansion earlier this week, and this is what Hugh the Man had to say about his newest blushing bride:
"Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve...
1. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a baby, name it Lizzy Jr.
2. Kim Kardashian finally gets that divorce, forgets to marry Kanye West
3. Lindsay Lohan goes to jail for eight months, stays in jail for eight months
4. Amy Winehouse returns to life, says the jokes on Blake Fielder-Civil
5. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake: Reunited and It Feels So Good
6. Beyonce finally admits to using a surrogate
7. Taylor Swift settles down and marries ... someone---it doesn't really m...
... Ask and you shall receive, right?
This is Eddie, LeAnn, and Lizzy upon arrival at Cabo San Lucas yesterday after their quick jaunt to Nashville. I'm with commenter 'Guest' when I ask, "Why does LeAnn have to bring Lizzy on every trip that she and Eddie take?"
The funny thing is that the couple (Eddie and LeAnn, not Eddie and Lizzy or Lizzy and LeAnn) are in Cabo for a "romantic vacation," but why bring Lizzy? Is she going to watch Eddie's children while Eddie and LeAnn do romantic couple things, or is there something more happening here? ... Oh. What's that? The kids ar...
The Twitter caption?:
Bumpin' and proud
So what are we guessing here, four months pregnant? Three? I know that pregnant ladies who were pregnant almost immediately prior to becoming pregnant again sometimes have that extra-big, extra-early belly happening (I mean, even Jess's boobs might be pregnant this time around), but I don't really think that Jess could be any further than four months, if even three.
Either way, she does look pretty great. I wonder how things are going to turn ...
And God, I hate myself for even saying this, but doesn't she look good here? With the obvious exception of that horrific coat she's wearing, Lindsay looks good, and I don't even know how that can be possible despite all of the things that she's done to her face and her nose and her hair and her teeth.
Lindsay, as I mentioned yesterday, is taking up space in London, and for what? Well, some sources are saying it's to be "close" to her "boyfriend," Max George of the Wanted, and others are saying, ...
And not just f-ggot, guys, f-ggot assholes. Isn't that so, so nice?
As the story goes, Charlie was hosting a music event at a club in Cabo, and before introducing the acts (which included Slash), he asked the crowd how they were doing. Apparently, they weren't "doing" good enough for him, so he cried, "How we doing? ... Lying bunch of f**got a**holes, how we doing?"
Charlie later talked to ...