The caption of this picture, which was posted on Chris Brown's Twitter?: "Trayvon Martin!"
So, OK, Chris. You're, what, going to give all of the money that you're making off of the stupid-ass, overpriced sweatshirts that you're selling to Trayvon's family? You're maybe going to set up some kind of trust fund foundation that helps send underprivileged African-American males to college? Donating all proceeds to a school in Florida? Spending your money to make sure all volunteer neighborhood watchpeople aren't...
From Us Weekly:
What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name tattooed on your nether region? Nothing, if you’re Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Casper Smart.
According to a friend, Casper surprised J.Lo with this token of his affection – and she was thrilled with the latest addition to his already inked-up body!
“Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons,” her friend says. “She loves it, and she loves him.”...
"I just have to sit there, you know, kind of straight-faced with a massive internal eye roll. I feel like throwing up when I hear it. No, I shouldn’t say that. No, actually, I do feel like throwing up. I wish I could say, 'Oh listen, everybody! It’s the Celine Dion song!' But I don’t. ... Everytime I go into a bar where there’s a live pianist or into a restaurant … it’s thrilling for people to surprise me with the Celine Dion song. I did a talkshow in Italy recently where they had a...
Oh, now. How hot is Deena looking, guys? Hot, right? Between the injections, the diet pills, and the chemical peels, I thought she had this "alluring" thing on lockdown, but with these fancy new teeth? Man. If hotness could be gauged and charted, well. Deena Nicole Cortese would be off the charts. Thing is, though, Deena claims that she hasn't had any plastic surgery. Nope, she chalks her brand-new look up to eyebrow sculpting and eyeshadow. All about the eyes, folks. From Deena's Twitter:
just to let ya know, I have...
Can you believe it! I want to put all of our Beyonce birth speculation away for one moment, and try to get past the general distaste we feel due to being lied to for so long, because this outfit? It's just this: pretty cute. It's colorful and springy and feminine, while looking take-charge and get-business-done. I love it. If I could replicate it, I would. But then again, if I could replicate it, that means I'd probably be able to drop a grand on a skirt and not have the conscience that there a...
Ryan Gosling's on his way home! I guess, anyway. He's leaving Thailand, so unless he's going to make an entire temporary move to the cavernous recesses of Eva Mendes' vagina of doom, he's probably just going to head back to his main residence.
These photos are of Ryan's last day in Thailand, where he was filming Only God Forgives, or The Stupidest Ryan Gosling Movie Title I've Ever F-cking Heard, which wrapped over the last few days. Next up on Ryan's to-do list? Something called Lawless, whi...
Here we go, I guess. It can only get worse from here, so we may as well sit back and let the shitshow commence.
This is a photo that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi posted to her Twitter feed, showing off her side of beef and her unimpressive engagement ring. I mean, come on. I thought it'd be bright pink and purple-glittery, strobe-lighting to the beat of good-ass fist-pumping music and be commissioned by Ed Hardy. Sad. Outright disappointing, if you ask me.
Sources say that the ring set Jionni Sno...
Here's the truth of the matter: the video is NSFW. It's NSFW for floppy penisisms. All over the place. And I don't even know why. Want to know how old Iggy Pop is? I did. Especially after I watched this video, because Iggy Pop is going to be sixty-five years old in a few weeks, and I wanted to know exactly how old of a penis I was peeping.
Guys. It's, for sure, the oldest penis I've ever seen. And honestly? It looks like most penises I've seen. Age apparently does nothing to the shaft of a dong. (Can I say 'dong'? It's really no worse than penis, at any rate.) Balls, now, I'm not quite sure. See, Iggy did us the justice of only showing the top half of his manhood - and his saggy ass, which I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without having experienced this - but no bags, thank God. I mean, it's not as if I'd want to see this guy's package even in his heyday, back when he looked like this, anyway:
Here's the truth of the matter: the video is NSFW. It's NSFW for floppy penisisms. All over the place. And I don't even know why. Want to know how old Iggy Pop is? I did. Especially after I watched this video, because Iggy Pop is going to be sixty-five years old in a few weeks, and I wanted to know exactly how old of a penis I was peeping.
Guys. It's, for sure, the oldest penis I've ever seen. And honestly? It looks like most penises I've seen. Age apparently does nothing to the shaf...
Oh no, girl! Ryan Gosling's all f-cked up!
No, actually, he's not. I mean, he is, but it's not real or anything. This is the movie that he's been filming in Thailand, Only God Forgives. Sources are saying that Eva's down there with him off and on for the whole ordeal, and she's babysitting his dog, too. Word on the street says that's pretty serious:
... Filming for the new flick is currently ongoing in Bangkok, Thailand and a source close to the actor revealed that his girlfriend, Eva Mendes, is caring for his dog George.
He was going t...
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What John Mayer's been doing with himself. (Hint? It's probably food.) [Lainey Gossip]
Uma Thurman's boobs are picking up and leaving town. [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson still has another entire month of pregnancy to go. You know, when you gain the most weight. [Cele|bitchy]
And what Lily Allen's been up to, also (not food). [Lainey Gossip]
'Game of Thrones' queen. [LA Times]
Judge to Lindsay Lohan: "Stop clubbing." [TM...
The caption of this picture, which was posted on Chris Brown's Twitter?: "Trayvon Martin!"
So, OK, Chris. You're, what, going to give all of the money that you're making off of the stupid-ass, overpriced sweatshirts that you're selling to Trayvon's family? You're maybe going to set up some kind of trust fund foundation that helps send underprivileged African-American males to college? Donating all proceeds to a school in Florida? Spending your money to make sure all volunteer neighborhood watchpeople aren't...
From Us Weekly:
What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name tattooed on your nether region? Nothing, if you’re Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Casper Smart.
According to a friend, Casper surprised J.Lo with this token of his affection – and she was thrilled with the latest addition to his already inked-up body!
“Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons,” her friend says. “She loves it, and she loves him.”...
"I just have to sit there, you know, kind of straight-faced with a massive internal eye roll. I feel like throwing up when I hear it. No, I shouldn’t say that. No, actually, I do feel like throwing up. I wish I could say, 'Oh listen, everybody! It’s the Celine Dion song!' But I don’t. ... Everytime I go into a bar where there’s a live pianist or into a restaurant … it’s thrilling for people to surprise me with the Celine Dion song. I did a talkshow in Italy recently where they had a...
Oh, now. How hot is Deena looking, guys? Hot, right? Between the injections, the diet pills, and the chemical peels, I thought she had this "alluring" thing on lockdown, but with these fancy new teeth? Man. If hotness could be gauged and charted, well. Deena Nicole Cortese would be off the charts. Thing is, though, Deena claims that she hasn't had any plastic surgery. Nope, she chalks her brand-new look up to eyebrow sculpting and eyeshadow. All about the eyes, folks. From Deena's Twitter:
just to let ya know, I have...
Can you believe it! I want to put all of our Beyonce birth speculation away for one moment, and try to get past the general distaste we feel due to being lied to for so long, because this outfit? It's just this: pretty cute. It's colorful and springy and feminine, while looking take-charge and get-business-done. I love it. If I could replicate it, I would. But then again, if I could replicate it, that means I'd probably be able to drop a grand on a skirt and not have the conscience that there a...
Ryan Gosling's on his way home! I guess, anyway. He's leaving Thailand, so unless he's going to make an entire temporary move to the cavernous recesses of Eva Mendes' vagina of doom, he's probably just going to head back to his main residence.
These photos are of Ryan's last day in Thailand, where he was filming Only God Forgives, or The Stupidest Ryan Gosling Movie Title I've Ever F-cking Heard, which wrapped over the last few days. Next up on Ryan's to-do list? Something called Lawless, whi...
The Stacy Keibler lingerie pics just aren't as hot as you'd think. [...
Here we go, I guess. It can only get worse from here, so we may as well sit back and let the shitshow commence.
This is a photo that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi posted to her Twitter feed, showing off her side of beef and her unimpressive engagement ring. I mean, come on. I thought it'd be bright pink and purple-glittery, strobe-lighting to the beat of good-ass fist-pumping music and be commissioned by Ed Hardy. Sad. Outright disappointing, if you ask me.
Sources say that the ring set Jionni Sno...
Here's the truth of the matter: the video is NSFW. It's NSFW for floppy penisisms. All over the place. And I don't even know why. Want to know how old Iggy Pop is? I did. Especially after I watched this video, because Iggy Pop is going to be sixty-five years old in a few weeks, and I wanted to know exactly how old of a penis I was peeping.
Guys. It's, for sure, the oldest penis I've ever seen. And honestly? It looks like most penises I've seen. Age apparently does nothing to the shaf...
Oh no, girl! Ryan Gosling's all f-cked up!
No, actually, he's not. I mean, he is, but it's not real or anything. This is the movie that he's been filming in Thailand, Only God Forgives. Sources are saying that Eva's down there with him off and on for the whole ordeal, and she's babysitting his dog, too. Word on the street says that's pretty serious:
... Filming for the new flick is currently ongoing in Bangkok, Thailand and a source close to the actor revealed that his girlfriend, Eva Mendes, is caring for his dog George.
He was going t...
Armie Hammer on licking Julia Roberts' face. [Starpulse]
What John Mayer's been doing with himself. (Hint? It's probably food.) [Lainey Gossip]
Uma Thurman's boobs are picking up and leaving town. [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson still has another entire month of pregnancy to go. You know, when you gain the most weight. [Cele|bitchy]
And what Lily Allen's been up to, also (not food). [Lainey Gossip]
'Game of Thrones' queen. [LA Times]
Judge to Lindsay Lohan: "Stop clubbing." [TM...