"I recently got divorced from my wife, which is really painful. It’s very painful to break up with somebody when you’ve been together for 17 years and you have kids. Jen and I are doing very well. She’ll always be in my life - I love her. [We're both] very dedicated to being great parents.”
Yeah. It's just a shame that only one of these people was very dedicated to being a great spouse. Because nothing says "I'm an awesome husband!" quite like dangling your trousersnake in the path of...
Will and Kate's wax figures are almost spot-on. [Starpulse]
Channing Tatum will wear you down. [Lainey Gossip]
Andrew Garfield is completely naked. [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton is pregnant, probably. [Lainey Gossip]
Regis Philbin shocks Jimmy Fallon. [Seriously OMG]
Kylie Jenner's a bitch, surprise! [Socialite Life]
Nicolas Cage almost paid those taxes back. [TMZ]
Keira Knightley wants to be spanked. [The Frisky]
Lara Flynn Boyle's new face. [Celebslam]
What happened to Robert Pattinson? [theBERRY]
Whatever happened to the cast of 'American Pie'? [Pajiba]
Ellen Page's...
Christina Aguilera is smoking! I mean, she's not *smoking*, she's hot. She looks great. This is her and her boyfriend person leaving a restaurant in L.A. last night, but really, none of those details actually matter. Her hair looks like she took a brush and maybe some mending serum to it, her clothes are the right size and flatter her curvy figure, and there's no sign of the cheap red lipstick that formerly made her look like your grandfather's trashy neighbor in the nursing home who was always tr...
I know. It just about killed me to have to even type that headline, because despite all of my ragging on Miley for this and that and the other thing, I think she's probably a pretty decent chick. She's young, she's having fun, and all joking aside, I was probably pretty much like her nine years ago and age nineteen. Hell, I know I was much like her at age nineteen, drunken table-dancing, bong videos, phallic pastries and all. We're all pretty much there at one point in our lives, you know, and...
Ew. Seriously, all I've really got to say about all this is f-cking 'ew'. Why do attractive women seem to gravitate toward this tool? Is it the accent he pulled off on That 70's Show? Is it his smoldering brown eyes? Does he have a gigantor crank? It's got to be that last thing I said, because his accent in That 70's Show was damn creepy, his eyes are beady, cold, and calculating, and the only thing that might actually redeem this guy is if he had a gigantor crank. And I'm talking a gigantor c...
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Natalie Portman frees the children. [Lainey Gossip]
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Rose McGowan goes nude in Paris. [Starpulse]
Ellen tries to fix Emma Stone's phobia. [theBERRY]
Ashley Olsen is hooking up with Jared Leto now. [Cele|bitchy]
Gisele and the elephants. [The Superficial]
FIRST DETAILS: The Ti...
OK, so you remember how grossed out I was that Alicia Silverstone chews her cud and spits it into her kid's mouth, right? I apparently wasn't the only one who thought the video deserved a little bit more attention than it had gotten, because Jimmy Kimmel did one of his fabulous f-ck-with-your-kids challenges and the end result was ... well, it was horrendously, deliciously hilarious, and yes, I do intend a pun to rear its head in there somewhere.
Jimmy asked parents to "Silverstone" their kids, and generally, the poor things were as completely as repulsed by the whole practice as I was, but I can't tell a lie: there were a few freaks thrown into the mix who totally didn't seem to mind that their meals had been partially chewed and spit out like yesterday's ... well, food.
See what little Bear Blu's got to look forward to when he's older? You know, aside from the whole joy of being called 'Bear Blu'? />
OK, so you remember how grossed out I was that Alicia Silverstone chews her cud and spits it into her kid's mouth, right? I apparently wasn't the only one who thought the video deserved a little bit more attention than it had gotten, because Jimmy Kimmel did one of his fabulous f-ck-with-your-kids challenges and the end result was ... well, it was horrendously, deliciously hilarious, and yes, I do intend a pun to rear its head in there somewhere.
Jimmy asked parents to "Silverstone" their...
Although I suppose we should be broadening the parameters to include week, month, year, and - oh! right - ever.
Let's just do this one by the numbers, shall we?
At the :13 mark, I just love how Khloe almost biffs and heads down the steps. That are about two and a half inches in rise. Love you girl!
:27. Kris Jenner makes me want to punch small, furry animals in the face. Hard.
:30. Yup. Still wanting to punch small, furry animals in the face.
:35. Any particular reason we've had to endure so much of Kris Jenner's f-cking geriatric shimmying? Anyone?
:47. OF COURSE Kim's main lyric is "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir." You know what that means, people who don't speak French? It means WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT. Tramp.
1:04. My four-year-old just asked me why that lady was wiping her bum on the steps. I told her because she was a nasty, nasty lady.
1:10. What's with the slo-mo hair whipping?
1:20. That's as low as Kim can go? Doubt it.
1:28. Looks like an excerpt from Kim's sex tape. Just with clothes and no F-list black man who'd later be partially responsible for the death of Whitney Houston.
Did I miss anything? Covered it all, did I? />
Although I suppose we should be broadening the parameters to include week, month, year, and - oh! right - ever.
Let's just do this one by the numbers, shall we?
At the :13 mark, I just love how Khloe almost biffs and heads down the steps. That are about two and a half inches in rise. Love you girl!
:27. Kris Jenner makes me want to punch small, furry animals in the face. Hard.
:30. Yup. Still wanting to punch small, furry animals in the face.
:35. Any particular reason we've h...
Sorry, I just don't get this Alexander Skarsgard thing. [The Superficial]
Transgender Miss Universe Canada contestant reinstated. [Bitten and Bound]
Gisele Bundchen is named the greatest of all time. [Starpulse]
They're remaking Blue Lagoon, because there isn't enough child pornography in the world as it is. [The Superficial]
Robbie Williams is going to be a dad. [Hollywood PQ]
Downtown Abbey is on the cover of Vanity Fair. [Socialite Life]
What Miranda Kerr looks like leaving...
Look, it's Kim Kardashian's ass on vacation! She's really taking it easy here, huh? Letting it all hang out, thinking that no one's there to catch her while she suns her ass ... ets. Everyone deserves a vacation, guys. Even lying, cheating, famesluts. That's probably one of the most difficult, trying jobs of all. You'd need a few days off, too, if you were her.
Also, see this photo of Kim grabbing Wendy's at the airport in the Dominican Republic on her way home? This one?:
I was there. Like, ...
Why is it that when people get even a semi-cult-like following, they decide that the next thing they need to do is make some kind of "here's my life because I just know you're going to spend all of your hard-earned money on it even if it's crap because it's my life and not yours" movie? Because honestly, I just don't understand it.
I mean, I love love love love love me some Adrien Brody. I do love him, in case I wasn't entirely clear on that point. But would I pay fourteen bucks to go and watch him drone on about himself and his humble or not-so-humble beginnings? The short answer is "no." The long answer is "come the f-ck on, I have way better things to do with both my money and my time." I mean, I get that Justin Bieber's little-kid fanbase were probably all stoked that they could see the "real" him, but Katy Perry? Ugh. There's just about as much "real" to girlfriend as there is to the authenticity of Heidi Montag's left tit.
Flat out? This movie looks like it's going to suck. But you probably already knew that, didn't you? />
Why is it that when people get even a semi-cult-like following, they decide that the next thing they need to do is make some kind of "here's my life because I just know you're going to spend all of your hard-earned money on it even if it's crap because it's my life and not yours" movie? Because honestly, I just don't understand it.
I mean, I love love love love love me some Adrien Brody. I do love him, in case I wasn't entirely clear on that point. But would I pay fourteen bucks to go and wa...
Wow.
Well, the thing that sticks out the most to me about this trailer is when Whitney asks one of her daughters, "Why is my life not enough of a cautionary tale to you?" because damn. That's just eerie. This here, Whitney Houston appearing in the first released trailer of Sparkle, the last project she worked on before dying of a drug-induced heart attack earlier this year, is eerie. The similarities to her real life and the character of one of her fictional daughters (not the portrayal by Jordin Sparks) are eerie. Seeing Whitney struggling to re-achieve stardom when she was one of the hottest tickets going is eerie. But probably the eeriest thing of all is that, had she not kicked back in February, she might have actually done what she'd been aiming to do over the last decade - return to a respectable place in public perception, and jump-start her singing career with new music, which will be featured in the film.
Whitney's mother, Cissy Houston, recently sat down for an interview to set the record straight about many things (that she was "not broke" at the time of her death, though contradicting information had previously been presented). From MTV:
Cissy revealed that it was difficult to avoid all of the headlines that swirled after Whitney's death, including rumors that she died in debt. "The media is awful. People have come from here and there, don’t know what they’re talking about, people I haven’t seen in twenty years..here they come, think they know everything," she said. "But that’s not true. God got his way of taking care of all of it, and I'm glad I know that... One time I thought about coming on [TV]..but I know my temper so I'm gonna let them say and think what they want to say, I just hope they never come and say it to me."
“These people don’t know anything about her, all they know is what they hear--bad things," Cissy added, alluding to the late singer's battle with drugs and her turbulent relationships. "Shes had her ups and downs, like who hasn’t?"
When asked if there's anything she wished she could've done to help Whitney while she was still alive, Cissy expressed no regrets. "Not really because my children are my whole life," she said. "She was very special to me. Very special. She was my only daughter and a good one. Very good, she looked out for her family.”
The interview came from a pre-taped show that aired on a local New Jersey station, where the family originally hailed from, and it was Cissy's first public interview since the death of Whitney weeks ago. I have to say, that takes class to take your story to a hometown news station, when in reality, major publications were probably (OK, maybe) seeking the official word of the legendary Whitney Houston's mom. You can read the rest of it here.
I know she dug her own grave with a jagged piece of mirror and a razorblade, but still. RIP Whitney. We're still missing you. />
Wow.
Well, the thing that sticks out the most to me about this trailer is when Whitney asks one of her daughters, "Why is my life not enough of a cautionary tale to you?" because damn. That's just eerie. This here, Whitney Houston appearing in the first released trailer of Sparkle, the last project she worked on before dying of a drug-induced heart attack earlier this year, is eerie. The similarities to her real life and the character of one of her fictional daughters (not the portrayal by J...