... But mostly, I think I just really want to know why he's wearing so much eyeshadow.
I've got other questions, too, like 'how does it feel to be dumped for Kanye West', and 'why do Kim's friends hate Kris so much', because Kim's people are blasting him for hanging out in the spotlight where Kim left him. From the Huffington Post:
"The pictures are ridiculous and just go to show how far Kris is willing to go to remain in the public spotlight,” a friend of Kim’s tells me. “I haven...
REALLY hard. But I just can't get behind it, and I want to hate myself for being so harsh on Lindsay because she's trying to hard, but people ... it's Lindsay Lohan. I don't think I've taken her seriously since, like, 2009 or maybe even earlier.
This is what she wore to some jewelry show that she went to earlier this week, and while the outfit is presentable enough, and it isn't showing yards of cleavage or track marks, it's the face. The face is silly and awful and tweaked out. I suppose t...
And this is why Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she can bang Adam Levine. [The Superficial]
Blake is way, way better than Taylor. [Lainey Gossip]
Apparently 'American Reunion' sucks the big one. [Starpulse]
The shocking Vanessa Paradis/Johnny Depp update. [Lainey Gossip]
Why Natalie Portman is "flawless" and "amazing." [Cele|bitchy]
Tyler Perry accuses Atlanta cops of racism. [TMZ]
Guess what shitty sequel is coming soon! [LA Times]
Channing Tatum freak-dances with Elton John....
If you don't guess who this sweet mother belongs to, you're blind. Or, I don't know, you're not good at genetics and guessing who people are from shared physical traits. I suppose it could be that, too.
Here's a few hints to send you on your way:
-Girlfriend's daughter is reportedly pretty good with managing her money
-Girlfriend's daughter is somewhat of a style icon in her own unique sort of way
- One of our former writers is BFFs with this special lady's special daughter
J...
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating ... for real ... TMZ has learned.
Sources tell us the relationship is "just starting." The two were photographed on their way out of a movie date to see "Hunger Games" in NYC last night.
Apparently, Kanye has been after Kim for a while -- he just released a new song, "Theraflu" ... in which he says he had feelings for the reality star while she was dating Kris Humphries.
"And I admit I fell in love with Kim ... 'Round the same tim...
"I always have my eyes out. I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again ... I'm just saying. Look, we would be cute."
OK, first of all, gross. I'm actually really grossed out by Adam Levine, and I'm not even sure why. I don't know if it's the whiny voice, or the beady little eyes, or if it's a turn-off that he freely admits to barebacking with all of his girlfriends. I just don't know. Second of all, how pathetic? Putting out a call for a date on a talk show? On Ellen's talk show,...
More reasons why Ryan Gosling's a hero. [Lainey Gossip]
More really flattering Lara Flynn Boyle photos. [The Superficial]
Five fun facts about 'Titanic'. [Starpulse]
Chloe Sevigny is 'hilarious'. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry's 'spontaneous'. [theBERRY]
Tim Tebow gets his nails did. [The Superficial]...
That was fast.
After only, like, two weeks of treatment, it's the miracles of all miracles: The Situation is clean, anti-drug, and ready to get back to his real life. Which means that tomorrow, he'll be dirty, packed with drugs, and fist-pumping to really shitty club music. Cool, right? TMZ reported last night that The Situation left the Cirque Lodge center in Utah because everything's just hunky dory. Those Cirque people sure do work fast, huh? Mike's been released from his "very serious drinking problem," a...
Woo, girl! You's on fire! For real, if we took your arms and legs and snapped them in half, they'd make some bomb-ass .... kindling, anyway. It'd burn for about a minute (but no more), because I think you'd actually need some fat in a body to really use it as fuel, but hey. It's a start.
Ali's thin, OK? The end.
Now I'm going to make this post about Ali's sister, Lindsay, because she's a bigger crotch-gremlin and way more interesting to talk about. I mean, have you ever read an interview wi...
From TMZ:
A "spoon with a white crystal-like substance on it" and a "white powdery substance" -- which we know was later tested and determined to be cocaine -- was found in the hotel room where Whitney Houston died ... this according to the singer's final autopsy report.
The report, which gives a detailed description of Whitney's room when officials arrived, says "Located on the south portion of the counter was a small spoon with a white crystal-like substance in it and a rolled up piece of...
The caption to the above photo?:
Preggers power. I'll cut a bitch if you mess w my baby!
Oh my. Oh my. This is what we have to look forward to on the upcoming season of Jersey Shore? This? Because seriously, I don't think I've heard anything that made me cringe harder in my life, short of maybe Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner's fairytale wedding.
Also? Snooki's going back to her her home state for fights in Poughkeepsie, NY. From the Poughkeepsie Journal:
Like a Roman emperor presiding over a battle ...
From Us Weekly:
Dancing with the Stars celeb Jaleel White had a seriously bad rehearsal session with pro partner Kym Johnson on Friday -- leading to a "heated" confrontation in which Mark Ballas and show producers eventually intervened, an insider tells Us Weekly exclusively. The Family Matters alum, 35, "flipped out," the insider says, after he accidentally stepped on Johnson's foot. When Johnson, 35, exclaimed "ouch" over his blunder, the insider says, White "got in her face," and chastised he...