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Ashley Judd Writes a Crazy Long Letter, Talks About Her Face and the Patriarchy

photo of ashley judd pictures letter fat face injections pictures Remember how we talked about Ashley Judd's most recent facial transplant? Well, she's talking about it now in a long-form letter, where she discusses the patriarchy and I think maybe there's some definite feminism thrown in there, and she doesn't exactly deny that she got her face injected with liquid helium, but she doesn't go ahead and confirm it outright either. Really, though, she doesn't have to worry all that much about it - the letter confirmed that she's pretty intelligent, and even if...

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Guess the Celebrity Mom!

photo of kris jenner bikini bathing suit pictures photos pics So this "Guess the celebrity ... " whatever isn't exactly all that hard. I mean, the photo's right here ffs. She's not terribly unrecognizable, and if she took off the glasses and made the kissy face, you'd probably recognize her right off the bat. Hell, I know you would. Here're a few hints to get you going: -The lady's fifty-six, if you can believe it, but you'd probably have to cut her in half and count her rings to really verify that information. There was probably a lot of work done the...

Miley is Not Anorexic, OK?

photo of miley cyrus pictures photos pics anorexic Did you know? First she thought we thought that her junk "engagement ring" was the real thing, so she had to make a statement to dispel those rumors, and now, because she's looking all hot and toned because of all them PILATES, she apparently wants us to think that she's anorexic, even though she's, like, totally not. From The Sun: She fuelled speculation when she posted a photo of herself smelling, but refusing to eat, fast food on Twitter. Miley wrote: "I can't eat it. So I'm just ...

Megan Fox is Definitely Pregnant

photo of megan fox pictures photos pics Remember we reported a few weeks ago that Megan Fox was probably pregnant? Well I came across these photos of Megan and her "entourage" on their way to Easter festivities this past weekend, and she was being shielded by an umbrella. If that doesn't say, "I'm pregnant!" then I don't know what does. No, wait, sorry, I do: a baby bump would say "I'm pregnant!", unless you're Beyonce, of course. That's not necessarily a valid indicator of pregnancy. But this, this definitely is. In related news, M...

Zooey Deschanel is Still Dazzling

photo of zooey deschanel pictures photos Oh Zooey, how I love thee! Girlfriend sat down and did an interview with Marie Claire, where she talked about dating (she's not), interviews (she's bad at them), and on being bullied (she was picked on for being a "chubby" girl). From Marie Claire: “I don’t do well with direct questions,” she admits. Deschanel tends to think out loud, talking in rough drafts, starting a sentence, then stopping, then starting another one, crumpling that one up, too. “I’m a person who gets bette...

Quotables: Jesse James is Still Talking About Cheating on Sandra Bullock

photo of jesse james and sandra bullock pictures “I think I’ve paid the price and then some, you know? I don’t know anybody anywhere that’s had to endure what I had to endure for basically infidelity. It’s just the nature of my life. People always will want me sainted one minute, and strung up the next. I stood up like a man and admitted my wrongs and what I did and all that did is make every shit tabloid everywhere across the world come after me even harder. I’m strong. I can take it. Everybody can take cheap shots and say I’m a h...

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WATCH THIS: Cult Films Like Back to the Future Get the ‘Silent Era’ Treatment

This is neat. I know it's not terribly relevant, but we do like to run viral videos over here once in awhile even if they aren't too pertinent to what we're talking about, and it's for a reason: we like you and know that you like to be in-the-know about pretty much everything that happens but are too busy having real jobs to keep up on yourselves. Don't say we never do anything for you, you know? The above video is Back to the Future, redone in a 'Silent Era'-type format, cut, spliced, and captioned for authenticity, and I have to say, it's pretty awesome. Check out one of the other similar videos I ran across, and even though it was done a few years ago, it's attained some pretty cult-like popularity itself: Because Star Wars. Come on. /> This is neat. I know it's not terribly relevant, but we do like to run viral videos over here once in awhile even if they aren't too pertinent to what we're talking about, and it's for a reason: we like you and know that you like to be in-the-know about pretty much everything that happens but are too busy having real jobs to keep up on yourselves. Don't say we never do anything for you, you know? The above video is Back to the Future, redone in a 'Silent Era'-type format, cut, spliced, and ca...

The Cast of That 70’s Show is Set to Reunite

photo of that 70's show reunion pictures photos pics Don't get too excited, though, like I did when I saw the headline from EW. It's not exactly what you think. From EW: EW has learned exclusively that the star of Two and a Half Men will join Mila Kunis, Laura Prepon and Wilmer Valderrama for a That ’70s Show reunion during Fox’s 25th Anniversary Special, airing April 22 on the network. Other shows being reunited on Fox will be 90210, Living Color, and the X-Files, among others: Keenan Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans will...

Guess Who’s Making Music Again!

photo of lily allen pictures photos before and after pics If you can't guess who the talented, lovely lady is, here's a Tweet claiming that these recent photos were taken by surprise: Yup, it's Lily Allen! And these photos were taken outside of a recording studio late last week in London. Sources are saying that writing the music for the 'Bridget Jones' play only whetted her appetite to return to the studio. From AceShowbiz: "Her life has changed so much since her last album and she now has a different perspective," a source told the Daily...

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photo of hilary duff pictures photos pics Selena Gomez goes topless sunbathing. [The Superficial] Robert Pattinson is probably cheating on Kristen Stewart with Lindsay Lohan. [Lainey Gossip] Kanye and Kim have been an item for 8 years. OK. [Bossip] Celebrities at Easter. [Starpulse] Plastic surgery "mishaps." [theBERRY] Beyonce shows off Baby Blue Ivy. [Bossip] Lindsay Lohan assaulted a woman bar. [Cele|bitchy] Why Ashton Kutcher is important. [The Superficial] Alyson Hannigan is not having twins, despite what it look...