I just love this guy. I mean, how many actors out there can completely pull a Lindsay Lohan, complete with jail visits, rehab stints, becoming box-office poison and the dreaded "set liability," and emerge victorious, bag a hot chick for a wife, pop out kids, and turn his entire career (and life) around? "Nobody" would generally be the correct answer, but if we said that, we'd be liars, because Robert Downey Jr. is a real thing and that whole thing I just mentioned is, like, his life. It is his ...
Gerard Butler and Lindsay Lohan were probably doing cocaine together at Coachella. [The Superficial]
Diane Kruger let her eyebrows grow in. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Hudson in spandex. [Starpulse]
Tupac's mom loves that they brought her dead son back to life. [TMZ]
Lea Michele, still pretending she's not a beard. [Socialite Life]
Daniel Radcliffe in a hot suit. [theBERRY]
This celebrity claims to have been proposed to by Marilyn Manson. [Cele|bitchy]
More Coachella photos. [Soc...
No! I know. She's definitely not taking Seal clubbing, but I wrote the headline because I'd just finished reading some PETA propaganda about seal clubbing, and it'd stuck with me---at least the part where they talked about "seal clubbing"---because I had all intentions all day long to write this piece about Heidi Klum and Seal, and when I went to go write the headline, the seal-clubbing thing was like, "BAM! HERE I AM!" and it stayed.
But anyway, we all pretty much agree that Heidi Klum is...
What, are we back in 2002 now or something? According to X17, Ashton and Mila were photographed together on what appeared to be a day-long date, complete with flirty looks, hand-holding, and maybe a bit of circle time:
Ashton Kutcher has rebounded (again) after the breakup of his marriage to Demi Moore -- this time, with his former That 70's Show co-star Mila Kunis!
X17 photographers have spotted the actors together on multiple occasions, recently. Ashton and Mila have even spent the night at each others' ...
Lots of people are crying out that this past week's SNL skit featuring "Kim Kardashian and Kanye West," which spoofed the Trayvon Martin case, was completely out of line and cried that it stunk of racism. Naturally, I'm a headline follower, so when I heard that some sites were picking up the racism card and running with it, I thought, "OK, let's really examine this for a second." So I watched the clip, and got almost four-and-a-half minutes into before I saw exactly what they were talking about, and even then I kind of questioned it.
Around the 4:45 mark, "Kanye" is asked whose side he's on, that of Trayvon Martin, or that of George Zimmerman, the neighborhood watch dude who was arrested and charged with second-degree murder. Kanye said that he felt for Trayvon Martin's family, and said that it was probably due to the "black man inside of him." "Kim" then agreed, saying that she, too, knows what it's like to have a black man inside of her. People were split, half saying that it was inappropriate to even spoof the Martin case, the other half saying that the black references done by the castmembers portraying Kanye and Kim were far worse.
From The Clicker:
Saturday Night Live” took jabs at Piers Morgan, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and “Game of Thrones” Saturday night, but it was cast member Jay Pharaoh rather than host Josh Brolin who earned the most buzz. In a controversial skit, cast member Taran Killam reprised his role as news commentator Morgan, and discussed the controversial Trayvon Martin case with a slew of famous figures, including Ozzie Guillen (played by Brolin), West (played by Pharoah), and Kim Kardashian, played by Nasim Pedrad. “I feel for (Martin),” West said. “Maybe it’s just the black man in me.”
Replied Kardashian, “I also know what it feels like to have a black man in me.”
The sketch had viewers torn. Many posted angry remarks saying tackling the Martin case crossed the line. Others enjoyed the spoof of West and Kardashian, as well as the take on over-sensationalized media.
But I don't know. I'm not sure I'm seeing the malicious undertones that some claim they're seeing. It's SNL---this is what they do. Also, SNL hasn't been good in ages, so why is anyone surprised that people are all pissed off? And who are these people, anyway? I don't think I know anyone who even watches this show on the regular anymore as it were.
Call me obtuse, but it's just another dumb skit in a long line of dumb skits courtesy of Saturday Night Live. It's not going to change the world, and if anything, it's going to only make dumb people (like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West) look dumber, and is that worth getting upset over? />
Lots of people are crying out that this past week's SNL skit featuring "Kim Kardashian and Kanye West," which spoofed the Trayvon Martin case, was completely out of line and cried that it stunk of racism. Naturally, I'm a headline follower, so when I heard that some sites were picking up the racism card and running with it, I thought, "OK, let's really examine this for a second." So I watched the clip, and got almost four-and-a-half minutes into before I saw exactly what they were talking ab...
You guys remember the not-at-all annoying Antoine Dodson and his actually kind of hilarious "hide yo children, hide yo wife" fame? Well there's another lady on the horizon who calls herself Sweet Brown, and instead of talking about raping everybody up in the block, she talks about a house fire that caused ... well, caused a bout of bronchitis.
I don't know if this Sweet Brown lady is up for the rigamarole of Hollywood, but if she's anything like the autotune-the-news sensation who came before her, we'll see her busted for pot, driving without insurance, showing us massive-assed nipples, and finally---joy of all joys!---cutting a real album. Amazing what you can do these days to get a bit of fame, huh?
I don't really know what to say about this other than, "ain't nobody got time for that ain't nobody got time for that." />
You guys remember the not-at-all annoying Antoine Dodson and his actually kind of hilarious "hide yo children, hide yo wife" fame? Well there's another lady on the horizon who calls herself Sweet Brown, and instead of talking about raping everybody up in the block, she talks about a house fire that caused ... well, caused a bout of bronchitis.
I don't know if this Sweet Brown lady is up for the rigamarole of Hollywood, but if she's anything like the autotune-the-news sensation who came b...
I don't know why, but this information just fills me with inexplicable joy. JOY! I say. From USA Today:
"Yes, it's confirmed," Cynthia Pett-Dante, Pitt's manager, told USA TODAY in a statement. "It is a promise for the future, and their kids are very happy. There's no date set at this time." And yes, she confirms that Pitt designed the ring.
Earlier, Beverly Hills jeweler Robert Procop confirmed to USA TODAY that he helped Pitt, 48, design a custom diamond engagement ring for Jolie, 36, with...
And if that's not enough of a mind-f-ck for you in itself, Bruce's character, because the two look so alike, right? No. Not right. What the hell is that all about? Take the poster, for example:
And if that's not enough of a mind-f-ck for you in itself, ...
The other day Emily told you guys about the unlikely pairing of Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey. And then, a few days after that, she told you about Marilyn Manson being all buddy-buddy with Johnny Depp. Now? We have Marilyn Manson and the female-wannabe-Marilyn Manson, Taylor Momsen. I mean, she's chalk-white and all knees and elbows like Manson, she's got some serious eyeliner addiction---like Marilyn Manson!---and hell, her last name is even similar to Manson (Momsen, Manson, what-the-f-ck-ever). So I guess it'd make sense that these two would eventually cross paths in the music world, and here it is. They did. How 'bout it.
The above video is over eighteen minutes long, and while I freely admit that I watched the entire thing with no shame, I'll also candidly tell you that I cringed throughout most of it, because while Marilyn Manson is pretty badass, he still kind of scares the goth-fearing sixth-grader in me. No, really: one of my very best friends turned all "goth" on me in sixth grade, and I'm going to be dead honest with you---I had no idea how to deal. No f-cking clue. She became all dark and black nail-polished and silver-spiky and all 'Cake and Sodomy', and it was a shock for me, alright? It was a shock. I dealt, and things were alright, but I'm not going to pretend that I was taken aback by all of it, all from the petite dress-wearing girl with the formerly honey-blonde hair, clear mascara, and Claire Danes smile.
Anyway. To make a long story short, Taylor appears around the 1:54 mark, OK?
Taylor took the stage at these, the 2012 Revolver Golden Gods Awards---the very same show where Johnny performed with good ol' Mair later on in the set, and the audience went ... well, 'nuts' wouldn't exactly convey what I'm trying to say when 'apathetic' is more along the lines of what I mean ... but they seemed to enjoy her well enough. Probably because at least half of them thought that a live goat would be disemboweled onstage while Taylor drew pentagrams and upside-down crosses on Marilyn's bare ass with its blood. I mean, I know that's what I see when I envision these two together, you know?
All I know is that it's way better than picturing Manson and Barry Manilow performing side by side. Do you know how uncomfortable that crowd would be? Damn. />
The other day Emily told you guys about the unlikely pairing of Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey. And then, a few days after that, she told you about Marilyn Manson being all buddy-buddy with Johnny Depp. Now? We have Marilyn Manson and the female-wannabe-Marilyn Manson, Taylor Momsen. I mean, she's chalk-white and all knees and elbows like Manson, she's got some serious eyeliner addiction---like Marilyn Manson!---and hell, her last name is even similar to Manson (Momsen, Manson, what-the-f-ck-eve...
Miley feels threatened. [The Superficial]
Matt Lauer's a slut. [Cele|bitchy]
X-rated Britney. [Starpulse]
8 mental disorders you probably have. [The Frisky]
Elijah Wood ... emerges. [TMZ]
Hilary Duff's new family photo. [Socialite Life]
Celebrities in bikinis. [theBERRY]
Denise Richards is kinky. [Celebslam]
Betty White is on Twitter now. [Popbytes]
Dianna Agron using a penis pump. [The Blemish]
Another way to love 'Downtown Abbey'. [OMGBlog]
Lisa Rinna wearing...
See this? I hate this. I totally, totally hate when people are so damned busy that they have to respond to or send texts while they're driving. You know, what were people doing that was so f-cking urgent fifteen years ago when there was no such thing as commonplace phone texting? They WAITED. They had a marginal amount of PATIENCE. God, it's just so stupid. Plus, it's dangerous. If you're texting while you're driving, you deserve to wreck. Sorry if that sounds harsh, but it's true---especially when I'...
Jada Pinkett Smith finally talks divorce. [Bossip]
Emma Stone's legs, bare belly, and tramp stamp. [Starpulse]
Still not getting this Alexander Skarsgard thing, but whatever. [The Superficial]
Madonna: officially busted. [Cele|bitchy]
American Idol is 'shocking'. [Huff Po]
'Mad Men's first black employee. [The Frisky]
Morgan Freeman claims he's not marrying his step-granddaughter. [Bossip]
NSFW Pussycat doll boobs. [Yeeeah]
'Wheel of Fortune' will warm your heart. [theBERRY]...
I just love this guy. I mean, how many actors out there can completely pull a Lindsay Lohan, complete with jail visits, rehab stints, becoming box-office poison and the dreaded "set liability," and emerge victorious, bag a hot chick for a wife, pop out kids, and turn his entire career (and life) around? "Nobody" would generally be the correct answer, but if we said that, we'd be liars, because Robert Downey Jr. is a real thing and that whole thing I just mentioned is, like, his life. It is his ...
Gerard Butler and Lindsay Lohan were probably doing cocaine together at Coachella. [The Superficial]
Diane Kruger let her eyebrows grow in. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Hudson in spandex. [Starpulse]
Tupac's mom loves that they brought her dead son back to life. [TMZ]
Lea Michele, still pretending she's not a beard. [Socialite Life]
Daniel Radcliffe in a hot suit. [theBERRY]
This celebrity claims to have been proposed to by Marilyn Manson. [Cele|bitchy]
More Coachella photos. [Soc...
No! I know. She's definitely not taking Seal clubbing, but I wrote the headline because I'd just finished reading some PETA propaganda about seal clubbing, and it'd stuck with me---at least the part where they talked about "seal clubbing"---because I had all intentions all day long to write this piece about Heidi Klum and Seal, and when I went to go write the headline, the seal-clubbing thing was like, "BAM! HERE I AM!" and it stayed.
But anyway, we all pretty much agree that Heidi Klum is...
What, are we back in 2002 now or something? According to X17, Ashton and Mila were photographed together on what appeared to be a day-long date, complete with flirty looks, hand-holding, and maybe a bit of circle time:
Ashton Kutcher has rebounded (again) after the breakup of his marriage to Demi Moore -- this time, with his former That 70's Show co-star Mila Kunis!
X17 photographers have spotted the actors together on multiple occasions, recently. Ashton and Mila have even spent the night at each others' ...
I don't know why, but this information just fills me with inexplicable joy. JOY! I say. From USA Today:
"Yes, it's confirmed," Cynthia Pett-Dante, Pitt's manager, told USA TODAY in a statement. "It is a promise for the future, and their kids are very happy. There's no date set at this time." And yes, she confirms that Pitt designed the ring.
Earlier, Beverly Hills jeweler Robert Procop confirmed to USA TODAY that he helped Pitt, 48, design a custom diamond engagement ring for Jolie, 36, with...
And if that's not enough of a mind-f-ck for you in itself, ...
Miley feels threatened. [The Superficial]
Matt Lauer's a slut. [Cele|bitchy]
X-rated Britney. [Starpulse]
8 mental disorders you probably have. [The Frisky]
Elijah Wood ... emerges. [TMZ]
Hilary Duff's new family photo. [Socialite Life]
Celebrities in bikinis. [theBERRY]
Denise Richards is kinky. [Celebslam]
Betty White is on Twitter now. [Popbytes]
Dianna Agron using a penis pump. [The Blemish]
Another way to love 'Downtown Abbey'. [OMGBlog]
Lisa Rinna wearing...
See this? I hate this. I totally, totally hate when people are so damned busy that they have to respond to or send texts while they're driving. You know, what were people doing that was so f-cking urgent fifteen years ago when there was no such thing as commonplace phone texting? They WAITED. They had a marginal amount of PATIENCE. God, it's just so stupid. Plus, it's dangerous. If you're texting while you're driving, you deserve to wreck. Sorry if that sounds harsh, but it's true---especially when I'...
Jada Pinkett Smith finally talks divorce. [Bossip]
Emma Stone's legs, bare belly, and tramp stamp. [Starpulse]
Still not getting this Alexander Skarsgard thing, but whatever. [The Superficial]
Madonna: officially busted. [Cele|bitchy]
American Idol is 'shocking'. [Huff Po]
'Mad Men's first black employee. [The Frisky]
Morgan Freeman claims he's not marrying his step-granddaughter. [Bossip]
NSFW Pussycat doll boobs. [Yeeeah]
'Wheel of Fortune' will warm your heart. [theBERRY]...