Ok Im super excited my kids are moving into a mansion but I want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it- having to hear about it :) ... It's making me a little sick.
---Brandi Glanville, from Twitter, on the news that LeAnn Rimes bought a "vacation mansion" in Cabo San Lucas for her and her ill-gotten family (?) to live in.
LeAnn later Tweeted this:
Oh the bulls**t! Laughing.
Will the drama never end, guys? (I'll answer that for you: I sure as shit hope not.) ...
The story about Sofia and her man, Nick, getting into a club fight on New Year's Eve is a couple of days old, and we didn't even cover it because Nick Loeb is a tool and he's always doing tooly things like this. Also, because Sofia's also a self-proclaimed hothead who fights and loves and loves and fights all in five minutes. All in all, not really surprising that these two got into some kind of argument (whether with one another, or with other people) in public.
Things got interesting, however,...
My oh my, how beautiful Emma Watson is looking these days, huh? That hair of hers sure is growing in nicely, and that's about the most g-rated thing I can say about Emma Watson right now, because her beauty is simply captivating ... Among---ahem---other things.
Here's Emma, to Marie Claire, on how grounded she is:
"Friends and family come first and work comes second, that's just how I live my life."
And Emma on her schooling:
"I try to step away from the entertainment industry wh...
Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com
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J Woww says the photo of her ass circulating the internets is "vile" and "disgusting," and claims that a huge amount of Photoshopping happened in order for her bum to look like ... well, like my grandmother's, if my grandmother wore skanky, too-short sequin dresses and had the bad judgement to bend over while on stage.
After ...
Ah, Kelly Clarkson---another one of my most favorite people to talk about, even though we don't often have "good" reason to talk about her, as her life is actually pretty normal and scandal-free. Something I love, though, despite the fact that she's not much of a staple around here anymore? That when we do talk about her, it's pretty much always positive (unless it's about That Blonde, and girl, you know how I feel about that business). Here's Kelly in a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, where ...
Wait, you missed that Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television? Because, oh, yeah: Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television. Thought you knew.
No, Kathy appeared with David Letterman last night, and when David insinuated that he wanted to discuss Kathy's blowjob simulation, she had this to say:
"If you think this is the part where I’m going to apologise for trying to go down on Anderson Cooper you are sorely mistaken. I tried, ladies and gays, I tried for you."
So, alright. Just when you thought it...
J Lo has a beautiful life, says J Lo. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jennifer Aniston is mad about the Brad Pitt wedding (?). [CDL]
Jon Stewart's new gig. [Huff Po]
Malin Akerman's brand-new bump. [Splash]
Prince William and Kate news: fans want to see a sex tape from the Royal Couple. [Starpulse]
I had a dream about these two last night. Justin Theroux sure is a cheapskate. [Bohomoth]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. [Lainey Gossip]
Sofia Vergara's gigantic boobs and tiny arms. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow kills Jay Z's street cred or whatever. [The Superficial...
Yeah, I know that the news is old, as the pissing incident happened almost a month ago, but hey! Video! Let's all gather 'round and watch one of the younger kids from 'Twilight's Wolf Pack kid stumble around in the airport and take a pee in the middle of the floor while a red-coated security guard held his shoulder steady (probably so he didn't fall over face-first into the pee, because imagine adding insult to injury and having to go to jail smelling like urine. Ugh).
The incident, if you're unaware, happened last month at LAX in Los Angeles, and I think I might have been there for it. No, really---I was catching a flight out of L.A. last month and while I was running my ass off to the gate, I saw that a big, carpeted area had been cordoned off with hazmat stuff and there were people pouring stuff on the floor and cleaning it diligently. So, hey, maybe. Or maybe a baby just threw up on the floor or something. I know that's how I feel when I have to get on a long flight, anyway.
Those 'Twilight' kids sure are racking those arrests up, huh?
Here's what the dude looks like, if you don't remember:
Yeah, I know that the news is old, as the pissing incident happened almost a month ago, but hey! Video! Let's all gather 'round and watch one of the younger kids from 'Twilight's Wolf Pack kid stumble around in the airport and take a pee in the middle of the floor while a red-coated security guard held his shoulder steady (probably so he didn't fall over face-first into the pee, because imagine adding insult to injury and having to go to jail smelling like urine. Ugh).
The incident, if you're ...
I have realized that you can close yourself off to life if you put walls up, but it's a difficult thing. You can't see over people, can't see in and you also can't see out. So I have gotten quite comfortable with being unafraid. I keep saying the same thing, it's not about being fearless but really just embracing the fears and using them. .... I’m a contemporary, sensitive, normal girl, and it’s difficult to try and empathize with someone who seems to have a lack of empathy [Kristen's ch...
So Jersey Shore's J Woww and Snooki were tapped by MTV to host their New Year's Eve celebration the other night, none other than J Woww's grandma ass made an appearance, as you can see from the photo above.
In what can only be described as foreshadowing, J Woww had this to say about her then-upcoming stint as co-host of MTV's Club NYE 2013:
"[I'm] preparing for a sh--show, basically. I'm trying to find that happy medium of not drunk but drunk... so not too drunk. Not like Snooki wasted...
Remember how we told you guys that Lindsay Lohan was totally doing nothing for New Year's, and how she was just going to go to dinner with her friends and family and then go right to bed? That totally happened, and there's absolutely nothing here to see except for Lindsay Lohan just being really tired from all of that nothing-doing on New Year's Eve, and Lindsay Lohan needing a burly bodyguard to guide Lindsay Lohan to her car, because gosh, I get so tired that I fall over and have no idea what car'...
Ok Im super excited my kids are moving into a mansion but I want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it- having to hear about it :) ... It's making me a little sick.
---Brandi Glanville, from Twitter, on the news that LeAnn Rimes bought a "vacation mansion" in Cabo San Lucas for her and her ill-gotten family (?) to live in.
LeAnn later Tweeted this:
Oh the bulls**t! Laughing.
Will the drama never end, guys? (I'll answer that for you: I sure as shit hope not.) ...
This is ...
The story about Sofia and her man, Nick, getting into a club fight on New Year's Eve is a couple of days old, and we didn't even cover it because Nick Loeb is a tool and he's always doing tooly things like this. Also, because Sofia's also a self-proclaimed hothead who fights and loves and loves and fights all in five minutes. All in all, not really surprising that these two got into some kind of argument (whether with one another, or with other people) in public.
Things got interesting, however,...
My oh my, how beautiful Emma Watson is looking these days, huh? That hair of hers sure is growing in nicely, and that's about the most g-rated thing I can say about Emma Watson right now, because her beauty is simply captivating ... Among---ahem---other things.
Here's Emma, to Marie Claire, on how grounded she is:
"Friends and family come first and work comes second, that's just how I live my life."
And Emma on her schooling:
"I try to step away from the entertainment industry wh...
Ah, Kelly Clarkson---another one of my most favorite people to talk about, even though we don't often have "good" reason to talk about her, as her life is actually pretty normal and scandal-free. Something I love, though, despite the fact that she's not much of a staple around here anymore? That when we do talk about her, it's pretty much always positive (unless it's about That Blonde, and girl, you know how I feel about that business). Here's Kelly in a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, where ...
Wait, you missed that Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television? Because, oh, yeah: Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television. Thought you knew.
No, Kathy appeared with David Letterman last night, and when David insinuated that he wanted to discuss Kathy's blowjob simulation, she had this to say:
"If you think this is the part where I’m going to apologise for trying to go down on Anderson Cooper you are sorely mistaken. I tried, ladies and gays, I tried for you."
So, alright. Just when you thought it...
J Lo has a beautiful life, says J Lo. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jennifer Aniston is mad about the Brad Pitt wedding (?). [CDL]
Jon Stewart's new gig. [Huff Po]
Malin Akerman's brand-new bump. [Splash]
Prince William and Kate news: fans want to see a sex tape from the Royal Couple. [Starpulse]
I had a dream about these two last night. Justin Theroux sure is a cheapskate. [Bohomoth]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. [Lainey Gossip]
Sofia Vergara's gigantic boobs and tiny arms. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow kills Jay Z's street cred or whatever. [The Superficial...
Yeah, I know that the news is old, as the pissing incident happened almost a month ago, but hey! Video! Let's all gather 'round and watch one of the younger kids from 'Twilight's Wolf Pack kid stumble around in the airport and take a pee in the middle of the floor while a red-coated security guard held his shoulder steady (probably so he didn't fall over face-first into the pee, because imagine adding insult to injury and having to go to jail smelling like urine. Ugh).
The incident, if you're ...
I have realized that you can close yourself off to life if you put walls up, but it's a difficult thing. You can't see over people, can't see in and you also can't see out. So I have gotten quite comfortable with being unafraid. I keep saying the same thing, it's not about being fearless but really just embracing the fears and using them. .... I’m a contemporary, sensitive, normal girl, and it’s difficult to try and empathize with someone who seems to have a lack of empathy [Kristen's ch...
So Jersey Shore's J Woww and Snooki were tapped by MTV to host their New Year's Eve celebration the other night, none other than J Woww's grandma ass made an appearance, as you can see from the photo above.
In what can only be described as foreshadowing, J Woww had this to say about her then-upcoming stint as co-host of MTV's Club NYE 2013:
"[I'm] preparing for a sh--show, basically. I'm trying to find that happy medium of not drunk but drunk... so not too drunk. Not like Snooki wasted...
Remember how we told you guys that Lindsay Lohan was totally doing nothing for New Year's, and how she was just going to go to dinner with her friends and family and then go right to bed? That totally happened, and there's absolutely nothing here to see except for Lindsay Lohan just being really tired from all of that nothing-doing on New Year's Eve, and Lindsay Lohan needing a burly bodyguard to guide Lindsay Lohan to her car, because gosh, I get so tired that I fall over and have no idea what car'...