Pamela Anderson is wearing a toddler romper. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston "collapsed" when she heard about Brad's engagement. [Cele|bitchy]
Eva Longoria wears really bad makeup. [Starpulse]
Emily Blunt loves her pot. [The Frisky]
The Game is wasteful. [TMZ]
Zac Efron is trying to be masculine. [Socialite Life]
Simon Cowell has a small penis syndrome. [The Blemish]
Celebrities flashing. [theBERRY]
Maria Menounos' foot modeling career is over. [Celebslam]
Jose Can...
Charlize Theron has a new man. [The Superficial]
James Franco sucks. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's probably pregnant. [Bossip]
6 Celebrities winning the battle against drugs and alcohol. [Starpulse]
Katy Perry wants to be a movie star. [Cele|bitchy]
Elsa Pataky's baby bump. [Huff Po]
Most hated celebrity ex-wives. [Bossip]
Rashida Jones is no longer cute. [The Frisky]
People are fat-shaming Mariah Carey. [Amy Grindhouse]
Beyonce's biggest fashion faux pas yet. [INFDaily]
"My dad is a celebrity and he doesn't know I exist." [theBE...
Remember we talked about Anne Hathaway having to drop 16 pounds in just a few weeks? No? OK, that's because we didn't. But she did. She was told that she had to lose 16 pounds over a three-week period in order to get the "I'm dying!" look that her role in the new Les Miserables reboot dictated. And she did! And this was the end result, but Anne Hathaway was pretty skinny to begin with, so honestly, I don't see too much of a difference. She's playing Fantine, a prostitute who's dying of fatal tub...
Normally I'd be all giddy and giggly, saying something along the lines of "Ooh, it's the moment you've all been waiting for!" or something equally corny as hell, but guys.
Guys.
It's not funny. Because do you see how desperate Katy Perry is? Oh my God she's so desperate. At first glance, all you can really do is look at the voluptuous, fleshy mound that she calls her tit, and you're kind of mesmerized. Katy Perry's got a great rack, after all, and even a "Whoops!" almost-boob-slip is fodder for at least fourteen minutes' worth of fant...
Here's the caption:
"Wow! Check out this picture from 1992. One of my very first photo shoots.This is my original hair color!"
Wow, dude. This was almost even before airbrushing photos was a thing, right?
Here's a few hints to get you on your way:
---She's probably one of the world's most eligible bachelorettes these days.
---You either love her or you hate her.
---She was once majorly dissed by Karl Lagerfeld, but he's a bitch twice-removed, so it's not all that surprising...
From Radar Online:
Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As previously reported, Lindsay is being investigated for allegedly assaulting Marisa Dugas almost two weeks a...
From People:
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel had plenty to feel giddy about Wednesday night, as the new couple attended the premiere of his movie The Five-Year Engagement at the Tribeca Film Festival – and snuggled together at the afterparty.
They were affectionate throughout the night. As the movie ended, he gave her a little kiss on the cheek, as she took off and he stayed in New York's Ziegfeld Theater to chat with friends and well-wishers.
They were practically inseparable a...
You know who's supposedly not dating Ashton Kutcher? This girl. Mila Kunis. Yeah, after their "day-long" date the other day, sources are saying that Ashton's forcing Mila to make statements with words like "friends for years," and "casual friends," and "dinner with friends." Because why? I don't know. I really don't. Ashton can look no better (and no worse) in the public eye than he already does, so why bother with the damage control, you know?
Anyway, this is Mila Kunis sans fards. No makeup. ...
Did you guys catch Jennifer Love Hewitt on Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week, or were you too busy watching shows with people who aren't relevant for a crappy Lifetime series? I know I was busy---there were new episodes of the Octonauts that aired earlier this week, so I'm not gonna lie: I was rapt.
Jennifer was on Jimmy's show in order to promote her new show, The Client List, which is garnering some OK reviews. I haven't watched it, so I can't tell you first-hand, but if there are those of you reading right now who actually have sat down at taken a gander at what girlfriend's doing on television these days, please share. I'd like some objective opinions, you know?
During the interview, Jimmy tells Jennifer that there are several huge-assed billboards that were taken out by Lifetime, featuring her ample cleavage, and he proceeds to bring in a massive piece into the studio. From there, all hell breaks loose. Watch the video, OK?
The bad things about Jenny Love:
---Her hair extensions are mad crappy. Mad crappy. And because she flat-ironed the hell out of her hair, they're really, really obvious.
---How delighted she is at the prospect of sending a piece of her billboard tits to her grandma in Texas, because at first, she's all, "Oh! No! My grandma would be scandalized!" but when it looks like she might get another inch of discussion out of it, she's all for it.
---The constant crinkly-eyed smiley-ness that seems just plastered on. Does she have Vaseline on her teeth?
The good things about Jenny Love:
---Her left boob.
---Her right boob.
---She's actually not all that pathetic-sounding during interviews as she is in random sound bites.
Can the boobs actually cancel out the desperate bids for attention? Well, yes. They can pretty much redeem her from all socially-awkward faux pas. Can they overcome those ratty hair extension, as well? No. They absolutely cannot, and I'm not even going to pretend that it's possible. />
Did you guys catch Jennifer Love Hewitt on Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week, or were you too busy watching shows with people who aren't relevant for a crappy Lifetime series? I know I was busy---there were new episodes of the Octonauts that aired earlier this week, so I'm not gonna lie: I was rapt.
Jennifer was on Jimmy's show in order to promote her new show, The Client List, which is garnering some OK reviews. I haven't watched it, so I can't tell you first-hand, but if there are those of you reading right now who actually have sat down at ta...
Amanda Bynes has some serious problems with Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]
Pregnancy is still hard for Mariah Carey, but then again, so is math. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Minaj wears bondage clothes in public, probably got a nose job. [Starpulse]
What 'Teen Mom' is trying for another baby? [The Superficial]
Victoria Beckham's body represents the "average" woman. [ICYDK]
Men at Work musician found dead. [Huff Po]
Rihanna was rolling a blunt off a dude's head at Coachella. [CDL]
Gwyneth Pa...
"Katy's been trying to get him [Russell Brand] back!" a close Perry pal tells Us Weekly of the eight-time Grammy nominee, 27. "She's a lost soul right now."
What led to the singer's change of heart? A solo trip to India April 3 -- the same place where she wed Brand, 36, in 2010. "She'd already been missing Russell," an insider explains. "Being back there stirred up even more old feelings."
Perry may pine for her ex, but a friend of the singer tells Us a reconciliation with the British comic -- who had a series of flings in the wake of filing for divorce December 30 -- is a long shot.
"Right now, Katy and Russell are trying to get to the point where they can at least be friends," says a Perry pal.
I can totally see this. I mean, just look at these photos from Coachella. Katy looks like a lost little lamb, or a soul in need of healing. Or just, you know, in dire need of a semi-clean Port-a-Potty to sober up in.
One time I went to a Radiohead show at an outdoor venue in Boston, and I'm not going to lie: I got f-cked up. I didn't intend on going that far, but it happened, and when I realized just how f-cked up I was, I took refuge in the ladies' bathroom. I locked myself in a stall and sat on the toilet seat lid, where I stayed for a good forty minutes or so, contemplating my bottle of water and devising a plan to make it back to our seats without incident. Eventually, a security guard (or BATHROOM SPECIAL FORCES, was more like it) came in and knocked a few times to make sure I wasn't dead or sticking hypodermic needles in between my toes like A Classy Lady (of course I wasn't; that shit's mad disgusting), and when I told her that I'd just had a bit too much to drink and I wasn't even vomiting; I just wanted to be alone for a little while, she said that I'd have to unlock the door and come on out, or she was going to unlock it for me and bring me out. I couldn't believe it. The nerve, you know? Intruding on someone's privacy like that.
But I bet if Katy Perry needed a minute---or forty-five---to collect herself in the loo, no one would be busting her chops about it. And that's exactly what she appears to need in these photos---that time to sit a spell, sober up, and come back to enjoy the concert that she missed most of, without the intrusive policing of Robo Cop's Nazi mistress.
Either that, or maybe she just needs to lay off the drugs for a minute. Thinking that Russell Brand might take her bitter ass back is probably the height of delusions, you know?
[gallery] />From Us Weekly:
"Katy's been trying to get him [Russell Brand] back!" a close Perry pal tells Us Weekly of the eight-time Grammy nominee, 27. "She's a lost soul right now."
What led to the singer's change of heart? A solo trip to India April 3 -- the same place where she wed Brand, 36, in 2010. "She'd already been missing Russell," an insider explains. "Being back there stirred up even more old feelings."
Perry may pine for her ex, but a friend of the singer tells Us a reconciliation with t...
You know, I think we talk about Christina Aguilera more now than when she was super-super-super relevant in the earlier part of the decade, and it's all because of the clothes (and makeup) she puts on her body? Why is that? Has her appearance eclipsed her vocal fame? Because girlfriend is awfully talented, and if we're more concerned with the fact that she's finally dumped that hooker-red lipstick and pancake foundation, she must be pretty important to our culture---or maybe it's just that her...
Pamela Anderson is wearing a toddler romper. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston "collapsed" when she heard about Brad's engagement. [Cele|bitchy]
Eva Longoria wears really bad makeup. [Starpulse]
Emily Blunt loves her pot. [The Frisky]
The Game is wasteful. [TMZ]
Zac Efron is trying to be masculine. [Socialite Life]
Simon Cowell has a small penis syndrome. [The Blemish]
Celebrities flashing. [theBERRY]
Maria Menounos' foot modeling career is over. [Celebslam]
Jose Can...
Charlize Theron has a new man. [The Superficial]
James Franco sucks. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's probably pregnant. [Bossip]
6 Celebrities winning the battle against drugs and alcohol. [Starpulse]
Katy Perry wants to be a movie star. [Cele|bitchy]
Elsa Pataky's baby bump. [Huff Po]
Most hated celebrity ex-wives. [Bossip]
Rashida Jones is no longer cute. [The Frisky]
People are fat-shaming Mariah Carey. [Amy Grindhouse]
Beyonce's biggest fashion faux pas yet. [INFDaily]
"My dad is a celebrity and he doesn't know I exist." [theBE...
Remember we talked about Anne Hathaway having to drop 16 pounds in just a few weeks? No? OK, that's because we didn't. But she did. She was told that she had to lose 16 pounds over a three-week period in order to get the "I'm dying!" look that her role in the new Les Miserables reboot dictated. And she did! And this was the end result, but Anne Hathaway was pretty skinny to begin with, so honestly, I don't see too much of a difference. She's playing Fantine, a prostitute who's dying of fatal tub...
Normally I'd be all giddy and giggly, saying something along the lines of "Ooh, it's the moment you've all been waiting for!" or something equally corny as hell, but guys.
Guys.
It's not funny. Because do you see how desperate Katy Perry is? Oh my God she's so desperate. At first glance, all you can really do is look at the voluptuous, fleshy mound that she calls her tit, and you're kind of mesmerized. Katy Perry's got a great rack, after all, and even a "Whoops!" almost-boob-slip is fodder for at least fourteen minutes' worth of fant...
Here's the caption:
"Wow! Check out this picture from 1992. One of my very first photo shoots.This is my original hair color!"
Wow, dude. This was almost even before airbrushing photos was a thing, right?
Here's a few hints to get you on your way:
---She's probably one of the world's most eligible bachelorettes these days.
---You either love her or you hate her.
---She was once majorly dissed by Karl Lagerfeld, but he's a bitch twice-removed, so it's not all that surprising...
From Radar Online:
Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As previously reported, Lindsay is being investigated for allegedly assaulting Marisa Dugas almost two weeks a...
From People:
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel had plenty to feel giddy about Wednesday night, as the new couple attended the premiere of his movie The Five-Year Engagement at the Tribeca Film Festival – and snuggled together at the afterparty.
They were affectionate throughout the night. As the movie ended, he gave her a little kiss on the cheek, as she took off and he stayed in New York's Ziegfeld Theater to chat with friends and well-wishers.
They were practically inseparable a...
You know who's supposedly not dating Ashton Kutcher? This girl. Mila Kunis. Yeah, after their "day-long" date the other day, sources are saying that Ashton's forcing Mila to make statements with words like "friends for years," and "casual friends," and "dinner with friends." Because why? I don't know. I really don't. Ashton can look no better (and no worse) in the public eye than he already does, so why bother with the damage control, you know?
Anyway, this is Mila Kunis sans fards. No makeup. ...
Amanda Bynes has some serious problems with Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]
Pregnancy is still hard for Mariah Carey, but then again, so is math. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Minaj wears bondage clothes in public, probably got a nose job. [Starpulse]
What 'Teen Mom' is trying for another baby? [The Superficial]
Victoria Beckham's body represents the "average" woman. [ICYDK]
Men at Work musician found dead. [Huff Po]
Rihanna was rolling a blunt off a dude's head at Coachella. [CDL]
Gwyneth Pa...
You know, I think we talk about Christina Aguilera more now than when she was super-super-super relevant in the earlier part of the decade, and it's all because of the clothes (and makeup) she puts on her body? Why is that? Has her appearance eclipsed her vocal fame? Because girlfriend is awfully talented, and if we're more concerned with the fact that she's finally dumped that hooker-red lipstick and pancake foundation, she must be pretty important to our culture---or maybe it's just that her...