Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Government Fears Susan Sarandon

photo of Susan Sarandon protesting pics Susan Sarandon was at a Q&A session this past weekend, when an audience member asked the Obligatory Question when it comes to anything concerning Susan Sarandon (read: anything that has anything to do with the government and conspiracy theories and protesting)---"Do you believe that you're under surveillance by the government?" Susan answered, "We know we [are] under surveillance. I’ve had my phone tapped. I was denied a security clearance to go to the White House and I don’t know why. Do y...

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photo of eddie cibrian and leann rimes pictures Justin Bieber's swinging his leather bags at people. [The Superficial] Kevin Federline's aunt wrote an erotic book about her nephew and one Britney Spears. [The Frisky] Everybody hates Ashton Kutcher. [TMZ] This is who Katy Perry's kissing now (it's a different dude than the Florence + the Machine guy in case you were lost). [Starpulse] Cher, Bob Marley, or Conan? [theBERRY] Avengers assemble with the Dark Knight. [Lainey Gossip] Chris Hemsworth is jealous of Olivia Wilde, and that...

Noah Wyle Was Arrested in DC Today

photo of noah wyle librarian is hot pictures photos From People: Wylie and members of the group ADAPT were urging Congress not to cut Medicaid. The protesters were handcuffed in the rotunda of the Cannon House Office Building, according to the Associated Press. ADAPT maintains that cuts in Medicaid would force elderly people and those with disabilities out of their homes and into nursing homes to get services they require. You guys know that we haven't talked about Noah Wyle on this site since 2008? Almost four years ago? And it was ...

Quotables: Demi Lovato Hates Free Drugs

photo of demi lovato in london pictures photos "Promoters gave me drugs and alcohol in restaurants or clubs. They wanted me to come back so I would be seen there. They were basically kissing my ass. 'I thought they were my friends. I thought I was having fun. Being a celebrity can be dangerous. Nobody says 'no'. That's why so many end up overdosing and dying. It could definitely have happened to me. ... What I can say is that I was depressed. I would come off stage in front of 18,000 people and suddenly be alone in a hotel room. I'd come c...

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photo of nicki minaj pictures photos Alicia Silverstone took the baby whose mouth she pukes into to Coachella. [The Superficial] Carey Mulligan got married this past weekend. [Lainey Gossip] The Tupac hologram will not be touring. [Starpulse] Why you should know who William Levy is. [theBERRY] Angelina Jolie looks like Skeletor with no makeup, makes me retract any positive comments I had about her makeup-free-ness. [Socialite Life] Jennifer Hudson takes the stand at her family's murder trial. [TMZ] 15 Top-secret ce...

Love It or Leave It: Khloe Kardashian Looks Good From the Eyebrows Down

photo of khloe kardashian fashion pictures photos pics You know, normally, we have a bevy of good things to say about Khloe Kardashian, especially considering the fact that she is* a Kardashian. But this weird face-wear? It's bad, and it makes girlfriend look really, really dumb. YOU ARE SO DUMB, Khloe. Or at least, you look that way with the thing that's pasted to your forehead that makes your eyebrows look low and lunky, like a caveman. I don't even get what she's trying to do with all that forehead business while wearing that outfit. She should...

Whatever Lindsay’s Doing With Her Lips is Totally Working

[Image removed by request] Especially if she's going for the caught-a-fish-with-an-infected-lip thing. Definitely. This is what Lindsay looked like this past Saturday as she ran errands out in LA. photo of lindsay lohan lips pictures photos [Image removed by request] Especially if she's going for the caught-a-fish-with-an-infected-lip thing. Definitely. This is what Lindsay looked like this past Saturday as she ran errands out in LA. And here's another shot, taken over the weekend, that confirms she's really trying to lose that Liz Taylor gig. And judging by these photos, it looks like her career really is officially over, even though Glee's Chris Colfer says otherwise. Remember how Lindsay filmed an episode of Glee in a guest ...

Oh, Jennifer Aniston is Getting Married, Too

photo of jennifer aniston pictures photos pics From TMZ: Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux are planning a wedding thousands of miles away from Hollywood ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete (where Aniston's dad was born, located about 230 miles south of Greece) tell TMZ ... Aniston was there recently, scoping the place out. Our sources say Aniston mentioned a July wedding. Of course she's getting married. And you know what? I bet that she and Justin were engaged months before An...

Kim Kardashian Wants Us to Know She’s Dating Kanye West Through Her Earrings

photo of kim kardashian pictures kanye west earring pics Of all the silly, ridiculous things I've ever seen ... wait, we're talking about Kim Kardashian here, so this must really take the cake, considering how generally silly and ridiculous she appears at all times. If you couldn't figure out the initials on Kim's earlobes, they spell out "K W," which are Kanye West's initials. Obviously. And if, for whatever reason Kim says otherwise, let's brainstorm a few possibilities as to what K W could stand for. How about "king-sized wank." Or "kicking white...

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photo of drake candid pictures photos Oh my God Tori Spelling. [The Superficial] Of course Jennifer Aniston's "getting married" now. [Lainey Gossip] Beyonce wants to be the perfect example. [Bossip] Neil Diamond got married again. [Starpulse] The worst celebrity spray-tans of all time. [theBERRY] Cher's shocking* new hairstyle. [Cele|bitchy] *I mean "ugly. Really f-cking ugly." James Franco is really busy at making himself look dumb. [The Superficial] Jessica Simpson's latest TwitPics. [Amy Grindhouse] Jennifer Lawrence really can shoot a bow and arrow....

Katy Perry’s Got Another New Boyfriend, Probably Banged Him in the Port-a-Potty at Coachella

photo of katy perry new boyfriend at coachella pictures How else would you explain that big red blotch that's about to be a mad bruise on the inside of girlfriend's leg? It's awfully high-up to be making excuses like, "Oh yeah that was totally from the bull-riding contest I was in at the other tent."I mean, if so, what was she riding---its head? No. She was probably riding her new boyfriend's head. Case and point. And speaking of new boyfriends, did you guys hear who Katy's new one is? It's the guitarist from Florence + the Machine, Robert Ackroyd. ...

Justin Bieber is Opening a Whole Can of Worms by Talking to Mariah Yeater Again

photo of justin bieber and mariah yeater pictures photos Remember the chick that Justin Bieber supposedly sexed up and made a baby with? Mariah Yeater, she of the unstable tendencies and weird torso? Well Justin Bieber apparently can't forget about girlfriend even if he didn't knock her up, and he's sending her messages via Twitter. From Justin Bieber's own: Dear mariah yeeter...we have never met...so from the heart i just wanted to say... And you know what followed? This: Dear heavens. If that doesn't stir up an entire nest of crazy for poor old Mariah...