A: BECAUSE SHE WAS INVITED. Oh, I could just die.
Apparently Lindsay was invited to this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner, which'll be held at the Washington Hilton, Fishbowl DC confirms. From the FB:
Fox News’s Greta Van Susteren and her husband, John Coale, have something of a tradition landing unusual, blockbuster guests for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. One year it was Ozzy Osbourne, the next it was Kim Kardashian and last year it was former V.P. hopeful and ...
We told you guys the other day that Mila and Ashton were caught on an "outing" with all of these friends that never materialized, and then news broke that they had gone away for the weekend in another California town despite the fact that Mila made this official statement that there was nothing romantic going on between Mila and Ashton. And now! TMZ has the photos of their jaunt and it sure looks all romantic and what not to me. For example, this photo:
Mila's wearing yoga pants. If that...
If any of you guys were on the fence about "sexiest incumbent President," this video should clear it up for you. Really. Also, if any of you guys were on the fence about deciding who to vote for President in this year's election and you want to base it solely on personal magnetism and charisma and nothing stupid and boring like public policy or national defense or deficit reduction, then this video should clear it up for you.
If you're one of those Obama-haters, however, then this video will probably push you right over the edge of "Fuck no I'd never vote for this man" and into "I'm embarrassed for my country" territory, and you should probably just keep that to yourselves since you're more than likely the same people who are posting the fear-mongering "OBAMA MADE FREE SPEECH A FELONY WAAAAHHH" business all over Facebook, aren't you?
... What? I have to listen to that BS on my personal pages, why can't I talk about it in a public way? Huh? It's not illegal just yet and anyway, I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO TO JAIL*.
*Oh my God yes, I'm actually pretty terrified of going to jail. It's right up there with spiders/crickets/moths, heights, car accidents, and being stuck in close quarters. />
If any of you guys were on the fence about "sexiest incumbent President," this video should clear it up for you. Really. Also, if any of you guys were on the fence about deciding who to vote for President in this year's election and you want to base it solely on personal magnetism and charisma and nothing stupid and boring like public policy or national defense or deficit reduction, then this video should clear it up for you.
If you're one of those Obama-haters, however, then this video wi...
This is what Jessica Simpson wants to wear to birth her child. She DOES realize how this works, right? [The Superficial]
Brad and Angelina on a boat. [Lainey Gossip]
What Kanye and Kim wore out on the town last night. These two are pathetic. [Bossip]
Heidi Klum goes nude again. [Starpulse]
What 'Real Housewives' star is running for Governor? [TMZ]
Hannah Simone is in her place. [The Blemish]
Unbelievable truths about 'Saved by the Bell'. [theBERRY]
Journey reunion. [Huff Po]
...
Of course she wasn't playing by herself, guys. Someone was spiking the ball into the ground so she could show off her cleavage canyon. Someone was taking pictures. And I'm pretty sure those someones aren't real friends or anything, because come on. Yesterday was Tuesday. It was a school day. All of her friends were probably sitting in science class or something while she frolicked on the beach in a tutu and no---oh my God no---Lucite stripper heels.
Anyway, she wasn't wearing them at least wh...
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell to judge anyone, especially Lindsay, who has far more talent than Rosie ever had? Lindsay's talent isn't limited to being a comedian or getting notoriety for adopting and raising a bunch of kids. Sure, [Lindsay] has her pitfalls, but she is 25, and how old is Rosie? Two failed talk shows, a failed marriage, etc ... He/she who is without sin. May they cast the first stone."
This is Michael Lohan, telling the world that Rosie O'Donnell is a big old piece of sh...
You know who I have a crush on? Kiefer Sutherland. Seriously, I do. And I know: between him and Adrien Brody, some of you are going to think that I have probably the worst taste in men the world over, but I don't! I promise! My husband is actually quite the looker. Don't believe me? I'm going to go and get all personal and post his picture:
You know who I have a crush on? Kiefer Sutherland. Seriously, I do. And I know: between him and Adrien Brody, some of you are going to think that I have probably the worst taste in men the world over, but I don't! I promise! My husband is actually quite the looker. Don't believe me? I'm going to go and get all personal and post his picture:
So, yeah. His hair's crazy, and it was totally unintentional (he doesn't normally look like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine), but you get the idea. He's probably going to melt into a puddle of sheer embarrassmen...
From People:
The longtime friends and That '70s Show costars went on a three-day getaway to the coastal town of Carpinteria, Calif., just south of Santa Barbara. While away, Kutcher, 34, and Kunis, 28, dined on sushi, shopped for fruit and flowers and spent plenty of time in private.
After driving up from L.A. together last Thursday, the pair were spotted grabbing a quiet sushi lunch for two the next day. Later that day, Kutcher looked on while Kunis bought sunflowers and blueberries at...
From Vulture:
... Williams was willing to commit more fully to our questions about a possible Dawson's Creek reunion — or, at least, she was open to the idea, once we asked her about Don't Trust The B-- In Apartment 23 and told her that James Van Der Beek was willing. "He has my e-mail!" she responded, laughing. "He has my home phone, and my cell phone, so we talk … " And that means she'd do the show, if he called? "He could totally ask! I've always said, I'm totally up for reunion tou...
Megan Fox is unquestionably pregnant. [The Superficial]
Why no one is really all that surprised that Sinead O'Connor cancelled all of her shows. [Bitten and Bound]
Kim Kardashian doing more stuff with Kanye West. [Starpulse]
Halle Berry's crazy on the beach. [Hollywood PQ]
Kristen Stewart is definitely on drugs. [Socialite Life]
Simon Cowell likes gigantor boobs. [Celebslam]
Pam Anderson isn't a bit trashy, no f-cking way. [The Superficial]
Emma Roberts is no Julia Roberts, that...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Val Kilmer photo: jester2
"No seriously the feeding tube needs to be this big or I’ll ...
The caption?:
As you can see i have a very busy Monday ;)
Because yes, most people lounge in lingerie during broad daylight on Mondays. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with staying in Sunday night's pajamas well into Monday afternoon (because duh, do you know who you're talking to?), but hanging out in the previous evening's lingerie? Or worse, starting your day off with lingerie unless you're on vacation somewhere tropical? Well that's just weird, guys. ...
A: BECAUSE SHE WAS INVITED. Oh, I could just die.
Apparently Lindsay was invited to this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner, which'll be held at the Washington Hilton, Fishbowl DC confirms. From the FB:
Fox News’s Greta Van Susteren and her husband, John Coale, have something of a tradition landing unusual, blockbuster guests for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. One year it was Ozzy Osbourne, the next it was Kim Kardashian and last year it was former V.P. hopeful and ...
We told you guys the other day that Mila and Ashton were caught on an "outing" with all of these friends that never materialized, and then news broke that they had gone away for the weekend in another California town despite the fact that Mila made this official statement that there was nothing romantic going on between Mila and Ashton. And now! TMZ has the photos of their jaunt and it sure looks all romantic and what not to me. For example, this photo:
Mila's wearing yoga pants. If that...
This is what Jessica Simpson wants to wear to birth her child. She DOES realize how this works, right? [The Superficial]
Brad and Angelina on a boat. [Lainey Gossip]
What Kanye and Kim wore out on the town last night. These two are pathetic. [Bossip]
Heidi Klum goes nude again. [Starpulse]
What 'Real Housewives' star is running for Governor? [TMZ]
Hannah Simone is in her place. [The Blemish]
Unbelievable truths about 'Saved by the Bell'. [theBERRY]
Journey reunion. [Huff Po]
...
Of course she wasn't playing by herself, guys. Someone was spiking the ball into the ground so she could show off her cleavage canyon. Someone was taking pictures. And I'm pretty sure those someones aren't real friends or anything, because come on. Yesterday was Tuesday. It was a school day. All of her friends were probably sitting in science class or something while she frolicked on the beach in a tutu and no---oh my God no---Lucite stripper heels.
Anyway, she wasn't wearing them at least wh...
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell to judge anyone, especially Lindsay, who has far more talent than Rosie ever had? Lindsay's talent isn't limited to being a comedian or getting notoriety for adopting and raising a bunch of kids. Sure, [Lindsay] has her pitfalls, but she is 25, and how old is Rosie? Two failed talk shows, a failed marriage, etc ... He/she who is without sin. May they cast the first stone."
This is Michael Lohan, telling the world that Rosie O'Donnell is a big old piece of sh...
You know who I have a crush on? Kiefer Sutherland. Seriously, I do. And I know: between him and Adrien Brody, some of you are going to think that I have probably the worst taste in men the world over, but I don't! I promise! My husband is actually quite the looker. Don't believe me? I'm going to go and get all personal and post his picture:
So, yeah. His hair's crazy, and it was totally unintentional (he doesn't normally look like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine), but you get the idea. He's probably going to melt into a puddle of sheer embarrassmen...
From People:
The longtime friends and That '70s Show costars went on a three-day getaway to the coastal town of Carpinteria, Calif., just south of Santa Barbara. While away, Kutcher, 34, and Kunis, 28, dined on sushi, shopped for fruit and flowers and spent plenty of time in private.
After driving up from L.A. together last Thursday, the pair were spotted grabbing a quiet sushi lunch for two the next day. Later that day, Kutcher looked on while Kunis bought sunflowers and blueberries at...
From Vulture:
... Williams was willing to commit more fully to our questions about a possible Dawson's Creek reunion — or, at least, she was open to the idea, once we asked her about Don't Trust The B-- In Apartment 23 and told her that James Van Der Beek was willing. "He has my e-mail!" she responded, laughing. "He has my home phone, and my cell phone, so we talk … " And that means she'd do the show, if he called? "He could totally ask! I've always said, I'm totally up for reunion tou...
Megan Fox is unquestionably pregnant. [The Superficial]
Why no one is really all that surprised that Sinead O'Connor cancelled all of her shows. [Bitten and Bound]
Kim Kardashian doing more stuff with Kanye West. [Starpulse]
Halle Berry's crazy on the beach. [Hollywood PQ]
Kristen Stewart is definitely on drugs. [Socialite Life]
Simon Cowell likes gigantor boobs. [Celebslam]
Pam Anderson isn't a bit trashy, no f-cking way. [The Superficial]
Emma Roberts is no Julia Roberts, that...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Val Kilmer photo: jester2
"No seriously the feeding tube needs to be this big or I’ll ...
The caption?:
As you can see i have a very busy Monday ;)
Because yes, most people lounge in lingerie during broad daylight on Mondays. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with staying in Sunday night's pajamas well into Monday afternoon (because duh, do you know who you're talking to?), but hanging out in the previous evening's lingerie? Or worse, starting your day off with lingerie unless you're on vacation somewhere tropical? Well that's just weird, guys. ...