Why was Lindsay Lohan in and out of the bathroom at the White House Correspondents' Dinner all night? That's a rhetorical question.[The Superficial]
Lionel Richie is fired. [Bitten and Bound]
Kourtney Kardashian's bump is probably fake, too. [Starpulse]
Kelly Osbourne's newest hair. [Hollywood PQ]
Taylor Lautner is boning his high school sweetheart. [Socialite Life]
Britney's going to Vegas. [Celebslam]
Lindsay's "fat." [Yeeeah]
The new 'Dark Knight Rises' trailer is here. [The Blemish]
...
Yay! Yay for fetuses and yay for Jessica Simpson! And yay for the fact that we don't have to see Jessica gallumphing around in public wearing discarded muumuus from the set of The Golden Girls any longer!
From Jess's own website:
Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, 9 lbs., 13 oz., 21 3/4"
We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received.
This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!
HOLY ALMOST-TEN-POUND BABY! Man, that expla...
Mel Gibson is not a douchebag, OK? says Mel Gibson. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: The 2012 Comedy Awards. [The Frisky]
Khloe Kardashian is probably leaving Lamar. [TMZ]
Cameron Diaz lost a whole ton of weight. [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey in the Butterfly-Filled and Candy-Coated Vow Renewal Service. [Lainey Gossip]
Marilyn Manson on 'Born Villain'. [LA Times]
Disney ladies from last night. [Socialite Life]
Octomom is bankrupt. [Yeeeah]
LeAnn Rimes' cheating bones have suffered. [Amy Grindhouse]
Childhood flashback! [theBERRY]
Tom Brady and the Worst Haircut ...
Scarlett Johansson took a break from verbally fellating Anthony Hopkins-or-Alfred Hitchcock to speak to the UK's Independent newspaper for a minute about---wait for it, wait for it---how being sexy in Hollywood has so many downfalls and it's hard to be taken seriously when you're just so gol-darn purty-lookin' and everything, and guys, I think, after reading this interview, that we've found an untapped source of pure gentility and modesty here in darling Scarlett. She's right up there with Megan Fox, and Megan Fox, aft...
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The winner on last week’s Tori Spelling photo: evilbeetdouche
"HOWARD! ANSWER THE DOOR, I’M ON THE TOILET!"
...
No, haha, not at all. But wouldn't that be something?
JGL and Julianne were photographed yesterday in New York City, presumably talking about their new movie, Gordon-Levitt's directorial debut, Don Jon's Addiction. The film is about a porn-addicted character (portrayed by Joseph) who embarks on a quest to better himself and his circumstances. Scarlett Johansson was cast in one of the film's leading roles, Julianne in another.
If the theme and the A-list movie stars don't get you to see t...
"You know, most of the abuse against children comes from straight parents—from straight men, actually. And its a terrible misstatement that gay men are somehow going to be more abusive to their children. It's absolutely not true in any way. And yet still there's kind of this myth in society. And I find that part of the whole prejudice that gay people suffer. We're still fighting against it and I hope that this film will in some way help to eradicate that."
Oh, word? Word. Alan Cumming is abou...
I guess it's a good day for Mariah Carey when we're talking about her on Evil Beet, even if it is because she's showing off one of the most impressive cameltoes I've seen in this life.
I mean, we could be talking about your persistent divorce rumors, how fabulous you look, or how great your music is, but girl, the cameltoe beats all. I'm not joking. It is, by far, the most important thing you've done in a decade (aside from dem babies---they're pretty good, too).
Anyway, if you lurve Ma...
When I heard that it was the "sequel" to Knocked Up, I was like, "Ugh, that movie sucked shit through a straw, and they're touting this as its 'sequel' like that's supposed to turn people the f-ck on?" but then I stepped away and---objectively!---watched the trailer, and guys, it doesn't look awful. It's got Paul Rudd (who I love) and Jason Segel (who I also love, when he's not looking like this), and the idea is cute and fun and I laughed out loud when I saw Paul Rudd examining his anus, because come on. Who hasn't done that at some point in their lives? Please. />
When I heard that it was the "sequel" to Knocked Up, I was like, "Ugh, that movie sucked shit through a straw, and they're touting this as its 'sequel' like that's supposed to turn people the f-ck on?" but then I stepped away and---objectively!---watched the trailer, and guys, it doesn't look awful. It's got Paul Rudd (who I love) and Jason Segel (who I also love, when he's not looking like this), and the idea is cute and fun and I laughed out loud when I saw Paul Rudd examining his anus, bec...
Celebrity guests on the premiere episode of Amanda De Cadenet's new chat show "The Conversation" were quizzed about their favorite sex positions which can be also seen on sites like UK Escorts.
Gwyneth Paltrow, Zoe Saldana, Jane Fonda and Sarah Silverman were all asked what makes them most comfortable in intimate settings.
The racy question raised eyebrows for Fonda and prompted de Cadenet's longtime pal Paltrow to shriek, "What?"
Silverman said, "I do enjoy a good sound missionary-ing... and I like to be manhandled."
Saldana replied, "I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top... I love doggy-style or standing up."
Candid Fonda offered: "While I am quite flexible and I can kneel, it's not quite as comfortable for me as it used to be before I had a fake knee... (I like to be) either lying down or sitting up on a couch with him coming on to me, no pun intended."
After her initial shock, Paltrow added, "I'm down with all of them."
Ha! Of course Gwyneth Paltrow was all taken aback by the question. God, she probably hasn't had sex since Brad Pitt back in 1997! And Sarah Silverman, peh. For as raunchy and down-and-dirty nasty as she pretends to be, you'd think she'd have come up with a better answer than "I do enjoy a good sound missionary-ing ..." because what? She feels the need to play coy to The Conversation's easy-to-offend audience? No, because the audience isn't easy to offend, but Sarah likes to pander to whomever she sees as important for the minute. OK, I'm done ranting about Sarah Silverman for right now. Needless to say, she's not one of my favorite people in Hollywood, but if you've been here as long as I have, you probably already knew that. Find sophisticated companionship with a Paris escort.
Jane Fonda is still totally hot for her age (which is seventy-four if you can believe it), and her detailed answer (minus the fake knee thing, all that was successful in was making me cringe with my whole spirit) was, by far, the best and least-rehearsed, but I'm thinking she should probably elaborate the whole "sitting on a couch" thing, because that just sounds frightening and geriatric, at best. The gross fetish discussed here gives insight into this unusual preference.
Zoe Saldana did best with what she had to work with, and gave us a peek into what a very active sex life with People's Sexiest Man Alive was probably like. Don't be jealous.
Did you guys watch The Conversation this past weekend? />From Starpulse:
Celebrity guests on the premiere episode of Amanda De Cadenet's new chat show "The Conversation" were quizzed about their favorite sex positions which can be also seen on sites like UK Escorts.
Gwyneth Paltrow, Zoe Saldana, Jane Fonda and Sarah Silverman were all asked what makes them most comfortable in intimate settings.
The racy question raised eyebrows for Fonda and prompted de Cadenet's longtime pal Paltrow to shriek, "What?"
Silverman said, "I do enjoy a good sound missiona...
Only the classiest of celebrities went to the White House Correspondents' Dinner. [The Superficial]
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. Together. Forever. [Lainey Gossip]
Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant and nude. [Starpulse]
Jim Carrey got a facelift for the Comedy Awards, whatever they are. [theBERRY]
Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and CHILDREN. [Socialite Life]
The Simpsons are wildcats. [TMZ]
My First Date: Age 33. [The Frisky]
Anne Hathaway is gargling egg whites. [Cele|bitchy]
Singer-songwriter fla...
No, I know---there's no need for threats when, instead, we can reward you for being faithful Evil Beet followers that we love and adore so much because you make our interminably-long days brighter with your comments and our anorexic wallets greener with your visits. In response to an uptick in Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and Google+ friends (OK, Google+ not so much, fail, Google, fail), we've decided to reward you guys with weekly Amazon gift cards for being so awesome.
Starting this week, and ...
Why was Lindsay Lohan in and out of the bathroom at the White House Correspondents' Dinner all night? That's a rhetorical question.[The Superficial]
Lionel Richie is fired. [Bitten and Bound]
Kourtney Kardashian's bump is probably fake, too. [Starpulse]
Kelly Osbourne's newest hair. [Hollywood PQ]
Taylor Lautner is boning his high school sweetheart. [Socialite Life]
Britney's going to Vegas. [Celebslam]
Lindsay's "fat." [Yeeeah]
The new 'Dark Knight Rises' trailer is here. [The Blemish]
...
Yay! Yay for fetuses and yay for Jessica Simpson! And yay for the fact that we don't have to see Jessica gallumphing around in public wearing discarded muumuus from the set of The Golden Girls any longer!
From Jess's own website:
Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, 9 lbs., 13 oz., 21 3/4"
We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received.
This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!
HOLY ALMOST-TEN-POUND BABY! Man, that expla...
Mel Gibson is not a douchebag, OK? says Mel Gibson. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: The 2012 Comedy Awards. [The Frisky]
Khloe Kardashian is probably leaving Lamar. [TMZ]
Cameron Diaz lost a whole ton of weight. [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey in the Butterfly-Filled and Candy-Coated Vow Renewal Service. [Lainey Gossip]
Marilyn Manson on 'Born Villain'. [LA Times]
Disney ladies from last night. [Socialite Life]
Octomom is bankrupt. [Yeeeah]
LeAnn Rimes' cheating bones have suffered. [Amy Grindhouse]
Childhood flashback! [theBERRY]
Tom Brady and the Worst Haircut ...
Scarlett Johansson took a break from verbally fellating Anthony Hopkins-or-Alfred Hitchcock to speak to the UK's Independent newspaper for a minute about---wait for it, wait for it---how being sexy in Hollywood has so many downfalls and it's hard to be taken seriously when you're just so gol-darn purty-lookin' and everything, and guys, I think, after reading this interview, that we've found an untapped source of pure gentility and modesty here in darling Scarlett. She's right up there with Megan Fox, and Megan Fox, aft...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Tori Spelling photo: evilbeetdouche
"HOWARD! ANSWER THE DOOR, I’M ON THE TOILET!"
...
No, haha, not at all. But wouldn't that be something?
JGL and Julianne were photographed yesterday in New York City, presumably talking about their new movie, Gordon-Levitt's directorial debut, Don Jon's Addiction. The film is about a porn-addicted character (portrayed by Joseph) who embarks on a quest to better himself and his circumstances. Scarlett Johansson was cast in one of the film's leading roles, Julianne in another.
If the theme and the A-list movie stars don't get you to see t...
"You know, most of the abuse against children comes from straight parents—from straight men, actually. And its a terrible misstatement that gay men are somehow going to be more abusive to their children. It's absolutely not true in any way. And yet still there's kind of this myth in society. And I find that part of the whole prejudice that gay people suffer. We're still fighting against it and I hope that this film will in some way help to eradicate that."
Oh, word? Word. Alan Cumming is abou...
I guess it's a good day for Mariah Carey when we're talking about her on Evil Beet, even if it is because she's showing off one of the most impressive cameltoes I've seen in this life.
I mean, we could be talking about your persistent divorce rumors, how fabulous you look, or how great your music is, but girl, the cameltoe beats all. I'm not joking. It is, by far, the most important thing you've done in a decade (aside from dem babies---they're pretty good, too).
Anyway, if you lurve Ma...
Only the classiest of celebrities went to the White House Correspondents' Dinner. [The Superficial]
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. Together. Forever. [Lainey Gossip]
Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant and nude. [Starpulse]
Jim Carrey got a facelift for the Comedy Awards, whatever they are. [theBERRY]
Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and CHILDREN. [Socialite Life]
The Simpsons are wildcats. [TMZ]
My First Date: Age 33. [The Frisky]
Anne Hathaway is gargling egg whites. [Cele|bitchy]
Singer-songwriter fla...
No, I know---there's no need for threats when, instead, we can reward you for being faithful Evil Beet followers that we love and adore so much because you make our interminably-long days brighter with your comments and our anorexic wallets greener with your visits. In response to an uptick in Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and Google+ friends (OK, Google+ not so much, fail, Google, fail), we've decided to reward you guys with weekly Amazon gift cards for being so awesome.
Starting this week, and ...