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photo of rosario dawson pictures Megan Fox looks very pregnant. [Celebslam] Justin Bieber was sexting Vanessa Hudgens. [CDL] Celebrities do impressions of other celebrities. [Huff Po] Why is Miley hiding her face? [INFDaily] Another Kings of Leon musician is engaged. [ICYDK] This is apparently the new hottest woman on the planet. [Starpulse] Scarlett Johansson was upstaged by her grandma. [Lainey Gossip] Dita Von Teese is selling sex. [The Superficial] Liam goes shopping for the dog. [Lainey Gossip] Rihanna's Tweeting about Chris Brown again. [The Superficial] W...

Of Course There’s a Photo From LeAnn and Eddie’s Vow Renewal Ceremony

photo of leann and eddie cibrian pictures photos Did you guys know that these two asshats renewed their wedding vows on their one-year anniversary? Because they did. And while it might be cute for another couple to do it on their one-year anniversary (say, a couple like Michelle Williams and Jason Segel), it's not all that cute, because we're talking about Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes here. The thing is, this was one of LeAnn's TwitPics. Do you know what kind of TwitPics girlfriend normally sends out? Because it's these. It's always these, with...

Demi Lovato’s Going to Be a Judge on X-Factor, Too, Maybe

photo of demi lovato pictures photos From TMZ: Demi Lovato is the front-runner for the 4th seat on the "X Factor" judge's panel, but she hasn't gotten an offer yet ... sources connected with Fox Network tell TMZ. We broke the story, producers are close to sealing a deal with Britney Spears to fill one of the 2 vacant chairs, but that deal is still in negotiations -- it is NOT closed. We're told both sides expect to reach an agreement and if they do Britney will end up with $15 mil for the season. Lovato certainly has a f...

Samantha Ronson is Singing Now

... And it sounds like she took lessons from a drunk Lindsay Lohan. No, but really, as much as you guys think I'd rip this business all apart, I'm not going to. Nope. And you wanna know why? It's because Samantha Ronson is singing. She's singing in her own voice. With no lip track or auto-tune. And that's way, way better than I can say for a lot of the artists out there like Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson. Because they cannot sing, despite the fact that they pretend so vehemently. Yeah. Samantha Ronson's no Adele, but you know what? I respect and admire her for what she's doing here, even if it's not my cup of tea. /> ... And it sounds like she took lessons from a drunk Lindsay Lohan. No, but really, as much as you guys think I'd rip this business all apart, I'm not going to. Nope. And you wanna know why? It's because Samantha Ronson is singing. She's singing in her own voice. With no lip track or auto-tune. And that's way, way better than I can say for a lot of the artists out there like Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson. Because they cannot sing, despite the fact that they pretend so vehementl...

Beyonce and Co. “Shaping” Baby Blue Ivy’s Nose?

photo of blue ivy carter pictures nose shaping pics From Bossip: Blue Ivy may be looking too much like Jay-Z for Tina Knowles’ taste. The chitchatter out of Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s inner circle is that Grandma Tina has been obsessive about “shaping” Blue Ivy’s nose — a practice of pinching and smoothing a baby’s features in attempt to form them into “more attractive” shapes. An insider tells Bossip that friends have spotted Tina “shaping” the baby’s nose as she falls asleep on several occasions. “Blue Ivy really does lo...

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photo of drew barrymore candid pics Apparently it's Rihanna's "time to shine." [Huff Po] Old Man Fight Club? [The Blemish] Photoshop Blunders. [theBERRY] Tyler Perry's studio burned down. [TMZ] 'Biggest Loser' biggest transformations. [Starpulse] Joss Whedon tries to "figure out" what "black gossip" is about. [Bossip] Country Bitch be shoutin' down the phone. [Lainey Gossip] Khloe and Lamar are taking a break. [The Superficial] Why are we still talking about Marilyn Monroe? [Amy Grindhouse] Kate Upton should never wear her hair like this. [IDLYITW] 'The Avengers' ...

Courtney Stodden’s New Single is Here! Also, Courtney Stodden Took Nude Bath Photos!

photo of courtney stodden nude bath photos pics The most important thing you need to know about the photos you're about to see is that Courtney Stodden is not wearing the brass-tone armband. And her arm has not fallen off. And I can swear that there're permanent indentations on both of her arms from alternating it every other Tuesday. Oh my God. It's like looking into the eye of a tornado, or the pinnacle of the solar eclipse. I almost can't even get a handle on myself. Also, in Photo 4 (in the gallery), are they her knees or her tits? Jus...

Levi Johnston Will Name His (Newest) Child Breeze Beretta

photo of sunny oglesby and levi johnston pictures Because nothing says "I'm a big, tough Alaskan man" better than naming your kid after a gun. Or a really shitty car from the 80's. See Exhibit A: And of course, Exhibit B: No, it's apparent that Alaska is famous not only for its oil and having LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian film their love movie there, but for its bevy of stupid names (Breeze Beretta Johnston ... Track Palin ... Piper Palin ... Trig Palin ... Tripp Johnston), too. From the Huff Po: Levi Johnston's second child will be a girl named...

Stars Without Makeup: Gwyneth Paltrow

photo of gwyneth paltrow pictures photos Ugh, man, I'm going to totally hate myself for saying this, but isn't Gwyneth Paltrow cute without makeup? I know that's probably precisely what she wants to hear from us (the commoners), and she's probably going to ride this high horse for the next six years---at least---but I had to say it. I'm sorry. Sometimes I just can't lie when it comes to certain celebrities, and though it's unfortunate that it's all about Gwyneth Paltrow this time, I couldn't do it now, either. This is Gwyneth, no make...

Watch This: Kate Upton Shakes Her … Body to ‘Cat Daddy’ for Terry Richardson

And you better watch it quick, because it's being pulled down faster than you can say "Terry Richardson messed himself." Because Terry Richardson probably messed himself. He probably wrecked himself as soon as he checked himself. The above video is Kate Upton, wiggling and jiggling and gyrating all over the place to the song 'Cat Daddy', performing along with the 'Cat Daddy' song just for Terry Richardson (and all of the People of the Internet). Two people doing what they do best---Terry, exploiting the hotness of young women the world over; and Kate, being admired for her body, her sex-faces, and her hip-shaking skills. It's a perfect match, guys. Next. /> And you better watch it quick, because it's being pulled down faster than you can say "Terry Richardson messed himself." Because Terry Richardson probably messed himself. He probably wrecked himself as soon as he checked himself. The above video is Kate Upton, wiggling and jiggling and gyrating all over the place to the song 'Cat Daddy', performing along with the 'Cat Daddy' song just for Terry Richardson (and all of the People of the Internet). Two people doing what they do best---Terry, exploiting the hotn...

John Mayer Wrote a Song About Jennifer Aniston

photo of jennifer aniston and john mayer pics From Us Weekly: Although they split nearly three years ago, the 34-year-old singer (whose exes also include Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt) penned his single "Shadow Days" (from the album Born and Raised) with Aniston, 43, in mind. "Shadow Days is about Jen," a source tells Us Weekly. "It really took him a long time to get over her. He really loved her a lot." Sings Mayer in the song: ""You find yourself alone. . . I found myself in pieces/ On my hotel floor/Hard times help ...

Sofia Vergara Nudes!

photo of sofia vergara mexico gq nudes pics cover Well, sort of, anyway. She's wearing a sheer top in which you can see some pretty serious nip, and she's wearing white cotton panties to match. Have you ever seen Sofia Vergara's boobs? No? Then shut up and enjoy. Don't start bitchin' that there's no crotch shots available, because damn. DON'T BE SO GREEDY. Jump in for the uncensored nudity-nude-nude-nuderson. Read More...