He's my best friend in the world. I love him. ... I appreciate David more now than I ever did. I mean ... it's hard. I don't recommend divorce in general, but, you know, he is my best friend and we've both grown and changed. I think we both appreciate each other more. I hope he does. I do.
---Courteney Cox on The Ellen Degeneres Show talking about her ex-husband, David Arquette. Who she still loves. And who she's probably sleeping with on the regular and feeling kind of sad and guilty about it,...
Heidi and Spencer are taking over television all over again. [The Superficial]
Jen needs wireless. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Kate Upton making out with Justin Bieber here? [Yeeeah]
... And this is who's making the aforementioned Justin Bieber smoke all the pot. [Starpulse]
Wine is classy. [theBERRY]
Heidi Klum never wants to wake up next to a twenty-five year-old. [Cele|bitchy]
Pete Doherty's penis. [Bohomoth]
Brandi Glanville gave away her wedding dress. [Amy Grindhouse]
How to drink a lot more water. ...
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But of course, how could she not be? He's allowed to walk around looking like this ^^ while she's supposed to have full f-cking airbrush makeup on while exercising instead of looking like ... well, this? Sure, that's fair. Completely fair.
But even though you might want to chalk Mila's "whatever" face up to the idea that maybe Ashton's just talking about the fat grams in his turkey sausage bagel, let me tell you, it's not. No, that picture up there is pretty priceless---it says a lot. It actually says things like how Mila's probably got the upper hand in this situation, and how she's really only using Ashton for sex and maybe a little public humiliation. It says how Ashton is just a miserable asshole who doesn't even look happy when his girlfriend looks like this, and just how pathetic that is:
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But of course, how could she not be? He's allowed to walk around looking like this ^^ while she's supposed to have full f-cking airbrush makeup on while exercising instead of looking like ... well, this? Sure, that's fair. Completely fair.
But even though you might want to chalk Mila's "whatever" face up to the idea that maybe Ashton's just talking about the fat grams in his turkey sausage bagel, let me tell you, it's not. No, that picture up there is pretty priceless...
Why's it confusing, you ask? Because I'm not sure if girlfriend's trying to rip off Christina Ricci. In either case, she's not pulling it off well, because in order to be Courtney, I'd recommend some smears on that carefully-applied lipstick, some baby barrettes, and maybe a handful of lesions thrown in for good measure. If, on the other hand, she's trying more for Christina, she needs to shrink about three feet, because girl is tall (trivia: ...
See this picture of Eva Mendes? It's the second sad-looking picture that's come out since New Year's Eve, and what's more is the fact that Ryan and Eva didn't even spend the New Year together. Nope, Eva celebrated the arrival of 2013 all by her lonesome (and even her lonesome is looking pretty damn sad these days, too).
Word on the street is that there's trouble in paradise, and by "paradise," I mean "Ryan Gosling's pants," because even more reliable sources haven't seen the couple together in actual weeks, save for some ...
From the NY Post:
Now we know why Lindsay Lohan broke her promise to stay in for a quiet New Year’s Eve and instead — with her mom in tow — went partying in London. Cold hard cash.
She collected at least $100,000 to celebrate with Brunei’s Haji Abdul Azim. Known worldwide as Prince Azim, he throws some of the wildest, most lavish bashes ever, topped off with gift bags stuffed with expensive party favors like iPads and jewelry dripping with diamonds.
Lohan, who claimed to be plann...
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Dum de dum, LeAnn Rimes getting back to her roots of frolicking on the beach sans most of her clothes. Isn't life grand, guys?
Also, here's LeAnn and the ever-present (and more noticeable than ever) Lizzy:
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And then again, from the side:
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Lizzy and LeAnn. LeAnn and Lizzy. I guess they're quite the package after all, huh? />...
Hey, look! This is the third time in life that we've ever talked about Jessica Chastain---isn't that great? Before you know it, we'll have upskirts and boobslips galore, and aren't you lucky that you got your stuff here first before all of the f-ckery hit the fan*?
In a recent interview with InStyle UK, Jessica talks about dating---and who she won't date.
Here's girlfriend on what it's like to date in Hollywood:
"I have a rule. No actors. I realized I wanted just to be able to hang ou...
From Twitter:
Bean is a little girl. She is a chihuahua mix of some type :) she brought so much sunshine!!! I love my little bean so much.
So, OK. Miley's got a new pet, which is unsurprising, because Miley loves her pets and maybe---maybe---tries to keep a quota on how many she has at a given time. Needless to say, she's recently had an unfortunate opening occur in her canine family, so she's got Bean, now, and gosh, isn't that little doggie cute? Maybe, you know, the cutest little doggie ever?
Congrats to ...
From TMZ:
Naomi Campbell reportedly suffered a torn ligament in her leg when she was mugged on a street in Paris.
The supermodel was hailing a cab when she was attacked and robbed by multiple assailants reports the NY Post. The attack -- which occurred more than a month ago -- left Campbell in a wheelchair and crutches.
The Post says Campbell's boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, has upped her security since the incident.
When called for comment about the incident, Campbell told the paper,...
Kim Kardashian's Ass Wars. [The Superficial]
Kate Bosworth at thirty. Eek. [Lainey Gossip]
Helen Mirren finally receives a star. [Splash]
George Lucas is getting married. [Starpulse]
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson didn't spend the holidays together---dun dun dun. [Cele|bitchy]
Rappers "epic" Twitter fight ends in song. [Huff Po]
Kathy Griffin: you're gross. [The Frisky]
A trailer for Tina Fey's new movie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
A baby's growing in Kim Kardashian's ass. LOL. [Amy Grin...
