Guys, if you ever wondered what Courtney Stodden would be like if she ever grew up, it'd be this. Right here, Tara Reid. It's like they're the same person almost, save for the fact that one's got a history of looking like a f-cking moron in public and no one takes them all that seriously. I'll let you be the judge as to which one that is.
Tara was recently chosen for the cover of Loaded magazine (and trust me, the irony in that is not lost on me), and in the accompanying interview, she talked about how "get...
From TMZ:
The unlikely duo was spotted out in NYC last night at fancy-schmancy Philippe restaurant -- and we're told this isn't their first spin on the friendship bicycle.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ ... Allen and Lilo have been friends for years now and he's one of her biggest supporters -- never jumping on the judgment bandwagon.
We're told there are no projects officially on the books right now, BUT sources tell us they've been throwing around the idea of Lindsay being in ...
Oh man, did you guys see this last night? Because if you didn't, you really need to watch this video.
You guys remember we talked about the Tanning Mom the other day, right? The lady that made Snooki look like a Botticelli blonde with a milky-white complexion? Also the lady who's in trouble for making her five-year-old daughter go tanning? Well SNL spoofed Krentcil last night and mocked her prior comments of "people hate me because they're fat and ugly," and not, you know, because she damned near forced a near-toddler into a tiny capsule filled with ultraviolet rays of artificial sunlight in order to bronze her skin just like mommy.
Kristen Wiig, you did such a good, good job, but damn. There's no one nasty-looking enough on that show, or even homeless on the streets of New York City that could even try to compete with Patricia Krentcil's unique look and that lovely, lovely tan she's rocking these days. />
Oh man, did you guys see this last night? Because if you didn't, you really need to watch this video.
You guys remember we talked about the Tanning Mom the other day, right? The lady that made Snooki look like a Botticelli blonde with a milky-white complexion? Also the lady who's in trouble for making her five-year-old daughter go tanning? Well SNL spoofed Krentcil last night and mocked her prior comments of "people hate me because they're fat and ugly," and not, you know, because she da...
OK, I mean, we did, but it wasn't our fault. You haven't done anything super amazing since, what, The House Bunny? Wait, no, that's not right. Definitely since Mama's Boy. No, no, that's not right either. Right! Since Brokeback Mountain. You were nominated for some kind of award for your performance, right? I mean, not YOU specifically, but the movie itself, so then yes, that.
Also, did you guys know that Anna Faris is doing another Scary Movie movie? Did you guys even know that there was go...
You guys, I'm not going to pretend to know what Mary-Kate Olsen's been up to lately. I'm sure it's probably all the same anyway---high fashion photo shoots, seeing how many Marlboros one can smoke in one sitting, avoiding trans fats, slowly killing promising actors via illegally-acquired prescription pills*, and shopping at Alfred Dunner and thrift stores.
But since we haven't spoken about Mary-Kate Olsen in, oh, about a minute (lie: it's actually been over a year since we last talked about...
"I was very depressed when I was 19. I decided to pursue music, so I dropped out of school and I told my parents I didn’t want any money from them. I began to cherish my loneliness. I would go back to my apartment every day and I would just sit there. It was quiet and it was lonely. It was still. It was just my piano and myself. I had at television and I would leave it on all the time just to feel like somebody was hanging out with me. ... I started doing cocaine because it was like the drug ...
So if the umbrella-in-front-of-the-body on Easter didn't convince you, and the constant "Megan Fox is pregnant!" headlines haven't convinced you quite yet, this here video should just about confirm that Megan Fox is carrying the fetus of Brian Austin Green, or, you know, some other guy.
Megan recently appeared on ET to discuss her new Sharper Image endorsement, where she talked about technology like Craftmatic Adjustable Beds, Bluetooth (Blueteeth?), and, according to correspondent Steve Jones, every tech-man's dream gadget: a baby. (I know, I was like, "Wow, ET dude, that's a pretty bad segue into 'Are you pregnant, Megan'.")
Megan appeared confused at first, and then, realizing what he was asking, she awkwardly told Steve to go ahead with the question, but when he did, her backstage publicist intervened twice, telling the anchor that they weren't answering that question. Seems to me Megan was just about to tell him yes, and the rep decided that ET wasn't big-name enough to announce her pregnancy through.
From the Mirror:
Megan was appearing on the show to promote the Sharper Image gadgets when Steve asked her: “Do you know the ultimate gadget that every man wants? A baby."
She replied: “A baby? Oh, I know where you're going with this?"
Steve carried on pushing the topic though and said: “Any plans to give anybody a baby?”
As Megan was saying: “You hear the grumbles. No, no,” her publicist stopped the interview.
Well that was uncomfortable, huh? />
So if the umbrella-in-front-of-the-body on Easter didn't convince you, and the constant "Megan Fox is pregnant!" headlines haven't convinced you quite yet, this here video should just about confirm that Megan Fox is carrying the fetus of Brian Austin Green, or, you know, some other guy.
Megan recently appeared on ET to discuss her new Sharper Image endorsement, where she talked about technology like Craftmatic Adjustable Beds, Bluetooth (Blueteeth?), and, according to correspondent Steve Jon...
From TMZ:
Nadya Suleman completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday ... and we're told things couldn't have gone better!!!
We're told Octo appeared nervous when she arrived to the home ... but after chatting with some other porn stars who were at the house, she seemed to calm down.
Before the shoot, producers decided it would be a good idea to screen some porno flicks for Octo as an educational tool ... so to speak.
But when it w...
The caption to this photo---which was posted on AnnaLynne's Twitter account:
I woke up this morning and decided I'm over Hollywood's perfection requirement. To all my girls(and boys) who have ever been embarrassed by their skin! I salute you! I'm not perfect - and that's okay with me!
Can I tell you how much I love this? Because I do. When I heard that AnnaLynne decided to do this, I was all like "Ugh, this bitch is going to pretend that she's not wearing any makeup but you just know that she...
From the Fix:
The documents show that Love agreed to step down as Acting Manager of End of Music LLC—the business entity responsible for generating cash from Cobain’s publicity rights—once she’d received a $2.75 million loan from Frances’ trust fund in 2010. The massive loan was transferred from Frances’ fund to EOM in Los Angeles, and then into an account held by Courtney’s then-lawyers, Pryor Cashman, in New York. Until Courtney pays it back, she won’t receive a dime f...
Is it a terribly rude thing to say that someone looks like complete f-cking shit? Because OH MY GOD does Mischa Barton look like complete f-cking shit. What the hell happened here? Is this a result of really bad dental hygiene? Because Lindsay had the same problem and you know what she's looking like these days, Lord.
Let's break it down, though, shall we? Do I think that Meesh here got some facial surgery? Well, in a word, no. In four words, "yes definitely," and "maxillofacial surgeon." Do you know what maxillofacial surgery is? Here it is, define...
Salma Hayek's husband is kind of a douche. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Halle Berry's being sued for crazy. [The Superficial]
Duchess Kate needs a new look. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Lopez has a bunch of new gang tattoos. [Starpulse]
Beth Ditto slams Karl Lagerfeld. [The Frisky]
Surprise! Kim Kardashian is a media whore! [TMZ]
Jake Gyllenhaal's got a new movie and it's about police, surprise, surprise. [Socialite Life]
Gina Carano wants to beat Rihanna up. [The Blemish]
Lauren Con...
Guys, if you ever wondered what Courtney Stodden would be like if she ever grew up, it'd be this. Right here, Tara Reid. It's like they're the same person almost, save for the fact that one's got a history of looking like a f-cking moron in public and no one takes them all that seriously. I'll let you be the judge as to which one that is.
Tara was recently chosen for the cover of Loaded magazine (and trust me, the irony in that is not lost on me), and in the accompanying interview, she talked about how "get...
From TMZ:
The unlikely duo was spotted out in NYC last night at fancy-schmancy Philippe restaurant -- and we're told this isn't their first spin on the friendship bicycle.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ ... Allen and Lilo have been friends for years now and he's one of her biggest supporters -- never jumping on the judgment bandwagon.
We're told there are no projects officially on the books right now, BUT sources tell us they've been throwing around the idea of Lindsay being in ...
OK, I mean, we did, but it wasn't our fault. You haven't done anything super amazing since, what, The House Bunny? Wait, no, that's not right. Definitely since Mama's Boy. No, no, that's not right either. Right! Since Brokeback Mountain. You were nominated for some kind of award for your performance, right? I mean, not YOU specifically, but the movie itself, so then yes, that.
Also, did you guys know that Anna Faris is doing another Scary Movie movie? Did you guys even know that there was go...
You guys, I'm not going to pretend to know what Mary-Kate Olsen's been up to lately. I'm sure it's probably all the same anyway---high fashion photo shoots, seeing how many Marlboros one can smoke in one sitting, avoiding trans fats, slowly killing promising actors via illegally-acquired prescription pills*, and shopping at Alfred Dunner and thrift stores.
But since we haven't spoken about Mary-Kate Olsen in, oh, about a minute (lie: it's actually been over a year since we last talked about...
"I was very depressed when I was 19. I decided to pursue music, so I dropped out of school and I told my parents I didn’t want any money from them. I began to cherish my loneliness. I would go back to my apartment every day and I would just sit there. It was quiet and it was lonely. It was still. It was just my piano and myself. I had at television and I would leave it on all the time just to feel like somebody was hanging out with me. ... I started doing cocaine because it was like the drug ...
From TMZ:
Nadya Suleman completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday ... and we're told things couldn't have gone better!!!
We're told Octo appeared nervous when she arrived to the home ... but after chatting with some other porn stars who were at the house, she seemed to calm down.
Before the shoot, producers decided it would be a good idea to screen some porno flicks for Octo as an educational tool ... so to speak.
But when it w...
The caption to this photo---which was posted on AnnaLynne's Twitter account:
I woke up this morning and decided I'm over Hollywood's perfection requirement. To all my girls(and boys) who have ever been embarrassed by their skin! I salute you! I'm not perfect - and that's okay with me!
Can I tell you how much I love this? Because I do. When I heard that AnnaLynne decided to do this, I was all like "Ugh, this bitch is going to pretend that she's not wearing any makeup but you just know that she...
From the Fix:
The documents show that Love agreed to step down as Acting Manager of End of Music LLC—the business entity responsible for generating cash from Cobain’s publicity rights—once she’d received a $2.75 million loan from Frances’ trust fund in 2010. The massive loan was transferred from Frances’ fund to EOM in Los Angeles, and then into an account held by Courtney’s then-lawyers, Pryor Cashman, in New York. Until Courtney pays it back, she won’t receive a dime f...
Is it a terribly rude thing to say that someone looks like complete f-cking shit? Because OH MY GOD does Mischa Barton look like complete f-cking shit. What the hell happened here? Is this a result of really bad dental hygiene? Because Lindsay had the same problem and you know what she's looking like these days, Lord.
Let's break it down, though, shall we? Do I think that Meesh here got some facial surgery? Well, in a word, no. In four words, "yes definitely," and "maxillofacial surgeon." Do you know what maxillofacial surgery is? Here it is, define...
Salma Hayek's husband is kind of a douche. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Halle Berry's being sued for crazy. [The Superficial]
Duchess Kate needs a new look. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Lopez has a bunch of new gang tattoos. [Starpulse]
Beth Ditto slams Karl Lagerfeld. [The Frisky]
Surprise! Kim Kardashian is a media whore! [TMZ]
Jake Gyllenhaal's got a new movie and it's about police, surprise, surprise. [Socialite Life]
Gina Carano wants to beat Rihanna up. [The Blemish]
Lauren Con...