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Johnny Depp Did Not Break Up With Vanessa Paradis

photo of vanessa paradis and johnny depp pictures reconcile pics From the UK's Sun: The actor, 48, seethed that there was “no way” he had split from his partner of 14 years. As co-star Michelle Pfeiffer dazzled at the London premiere of vampire flick Dark Shadows Depp seethed: “The rumours are not true. They are absolutely not true.” The frustrated star — who plays bloodsucker Barnabas Collins in Tim Burton’s new movie — also opened up about no one believing his denial. He sighed: “No matter what I say about this, people believe t...

Quotables: Selena Gomez Was SMOKING

photo of selena gomez smoking pictures "I was getting kind of repetitive in terms of the roles I was picking, and I really wanted to do something that was completely different. It was a mark thing for me—like, ‘This is what I want to be doing.' I want to be taking myself seriously as an actress, and this was definitely a stretch." She adds: "I mean, I'd never smoked a cigarette before in my entire life. It was really funny—they had to show me how to do it." Selena Gomez, talking about her role in the upcoming Spring Breakers, and...

Courtney Stodden Bakes in a Bra With Her Mom

photo of courtney stodden baking pictures photos Look, guys, it's Courtney Stodden---and her mom! And it's just so cute that they're bonding together in the kitchen over blank expressions and fake smiles and soy milk! Really, it doesn't get any better than this. Unless, of course, you're Courtney Stodden's mom, who we don't really talk a whole lot about here. Maybe we should start. The lady's name is Krista Keller, and she was on board with selling her daughter marrying Doug Hutchison from the start. Remember this quote?: "It was a ver...

Love It or Leave It: What the Hell, Tyra Banks?

photo of tyra banks pictures photos So, I decided to show my four-year-old this picture and told her that I wanted to hear a story about it after she finished studying it. The following is my four-year-old child's take on the monstrosity that is Tyra Banks' makeup: Once upon a time, there was a lady. And she met a man. And then she went somewhere in particular. And after that, she went to the beach. So, she went to the beach and saw some dolphins and fish and sharks. And she looks like this because she looks old. And she looks like this becau...

Jon Hamm Does Rookie Magazine’s ‘Ask a Grown Man’, Says “Everybody Farts”

In case you guys didn't know, Rookie magazine is a magazine for young women (and, you know, anyone who's interested in reading it, I suppose), and in their monthly issues, they have a segment called 'Ask a Grown Man,' wherein they find adorable, intelligent males (usually celebrities) to answer the readers' questions. This month was Jon Hamm (previous months included Paul Rudd, LOVE). Jon was sequestered to answer five questions by five female readers. Best quotes of the video?: "Don't define yourself by who wants to get with you." "Farting is farting. Everybody farts." "I'm forty-one years old; it doesn't mean you have to pay attention to me, but it's probably in your better interests." Jon Hamm is dreamy. And I love his voice. And he's such a stud. Need I go on? /> In case you guys didn't know, Rookie magazine is a magazine for young women (and, you know, anyone who's interested in reading it, I suppose), and in their monthly issues, they have a segment called 'Ask a Grown Man,' wherein they find adorable, intelligent males (usually celebrities) to answer the readers' questions. This month was Jon Hamm (previous months included Paul Rudd, LOVE). Jon was sequestered to answer five questions by five female readers. Best quotes of the video?: "Don'...

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Your Daily Gosling Squad

photo of ryan gosling gangster squad pics The official trailer for Ryan's latest movie, Gangster Squad, is here, the movie in which he's reunited with his Crazy, Stupid Love co-star Emma Stone*. Check it out: First, let me say that I will probably never look at Sean Penn again without automatically thinking "Scarlett Johansson sex, Scarlett Johansson sex," and that's not necessarily a bad thing. You know how sometimes someone can be marginal-looking, and then they have this hot piece of ass latch onto them for whatever reason, ...

President Obama Endorsed Gay Marriage Today

... Oh, you mean you didn't hear? President Barack Obama officially claimed he was on board with same-sex marriage today in an interview with Good Morning America, which would make him the first American President who's gone ahead and publicly supported gay marriage. This is what he said, in a nutshell:
"I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together. When I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don't Ask Don't Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I've just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.”
Naturally, people all over the US are freaking out, and, other than celebrating the obvious, are saying one of two things: that this announcement is either going to reestablish the fact that Mitt Romney doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell in winning the 2012 Presidential Election, or that many people who were on the fence to begin with are going to swing Republican even if it's not their first choice. Me, I've been an Obama Girl the whole way, and I'm super-pleased to know that such an important person is on board with such an important issue, and I know who's got my vote this fall. I am so, so proud right now. /> ... Oh, you mean you didn't hear? President Barack Obama officially claimed he was on board with same-sex marriage today in an interview with Good Morning America, which would make him the first American President who's gone ahead and publicly supported gay marriage. This is what he said, in a nutshell: "I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monog...

Lindsay Lohan’s Glee Stills!

photo of lindsay lohan glee stills pictures Oh, I'm sorry---you were probably hoping to see these amazing photos with Lindsay looking all sorts of normal and non-cracked-out with her original lips and teeth, weren't you? Well, guys, I hate to break it to you, but that's just no longer the reality that we're working with anymore. Nope, these photos---three of them in total---feature Lindsay Lohan in her Glee appearance, and if these pictures are any indication of how craptastic the cameras are going to be to her in the Liz Taylor movie, then...

Kim Kardashian’s Been Blacklisted in Hollywood

photo of kim kardashian and anna wintour pics From Radar Online: The most glamorous stars in Hollywood sizzled at the Met Gala in New York City Monday night but there was one starlet who was noticeably absent – Kim Kardashian! Kim’s new boyfriend, superstar Kanye West, was at Anna Wintour’s fabled Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala, but Kim was not by his side, and that’s down to an edict straight from the famed Vogue editor for years, a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “Anna hates Kim,” a source say...

Of Course Rebecca Black Has a New Song

... Because what kind of society would we be if we weren't making untalented people famous for any other reason than to make untalented people famous? Don't worry, though, folks---if you thought that there might not actually be a future for Rebecca Black, you'd be wrong. The little lady claims that she's never going to stop singing. She did an interview with the Insider, and tells her "fans" that she's here for the long haul:
Insider.com: How do you describe Sing It? Rebecca Black: Sing It is very summery – it's all about letting the music in. It's very different than anything I've ever released but very appropriate for summer. I hope people will want to sing this in their car as their drive! Insider: With all the negative attention after Friday, did you ever think about abandoning entertainment? Rebecca: No. It's such a passion of mine, I would never give it up. The first moment it all went down [was shocking] but I never had that moment where I felt I shouldn't be doing it. Singing has to be part of my life in one way or another. Insider: What did you learn from the experience? Rebecca: I learned to not let mean spirited people get to you. You have to keep doing and it doesn't matter what people say – if you really love something, keep going and don't let anyone stop you. Insider: You've released three singles so far, is an album in the works? Rebecca: We are working on an album, which is very exciting – I'll be back in the studio this summer with hopes of it being out in the fall. Insider: What can fans expect from that? Rebecca: I've got some fun, dancey upbeat songs, but also some soft ballads.
And last, what, did Rebecca Black go through puberty or something? Because now she sounds like a thirty-five-year-old mom of four. On autotune. And Quaaludes. /> ... Because what kind of society would we be if we weren't making untalented people famous for any other reason than to make untalented people famous? Don't worry, though, folks---if you thought that there might not actually be a future for Rebecca Black, you'd be wrong. The little lady claims that she's never going to stop singing. She did an interview with the Insider, and tells her "fans" that she's here for the long haul: Insider.com: How do you describe Sing It? Rebecca Black: Sing It is very summery – it's all about letting the music in. It's v...

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