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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s George Clooney photo: SG
“Ladies, there better be a drink or a vagina in this hand...
Ha! I just noticed that the word "who're" is basically just "whore" with an apostrophe cutting it in half, signifying a contraction. WHORE. Or if you want to go with phonetics, "WHO-er."
Anyway, whores aside, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian, Garrett Hedlund and Kirsten Dunst are still together, can you even believe it? We reported that these two were rumored to be dating back in January, back when I wasn't privileged enough to really know w...
Guys, I've spent so much time mooning over the adorable and sweet Zooey Deschanel that I don't even know if it's appropriate to say her name and the word "cleavage" in the same sentence! I mean, it makes me feel like I'm hitting on a baby kitten or something equally lecherous like peeping my hot third cousin from Texas in the shower or something (not that I've ever, you know, done either or anything).
This is Zooey at the recent red carpet event for Fox Network's Upfront Presentation, where...
Christina Hendricks takes her sweater dogs out for a walk. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: Tanning Mom in Playboy. [The Superficial]
This is Jessica Simpson's maternity line. [The Frisky]
Demi Lovato is making crap on X-Factor. [TMZ]
Freddie Mercury: the Hologram? [Starpulse]
The best day of Jessica Biel's entire life. [Lainey Gossip]
PHOTOS: Kate Middleton presses her body up against her husband in public, royalty is outraged. [Lainey Gossip]
Emma Roberts is going off the rails, judging by the looks of things. [Socialite Life]
John Trav...
... You know, if, of course, you're like me and have this unexplainable urge to vomit all over Tom Cruise's face and weird body every time you see him on television or in magazines, because guys? He did not disappoint.
We've talked about Tom Cruise and his new, craptastic role as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages, but thus far, you've been spared both excessive commentary from him and any abundance of real photos where the obnoxiousness-level is at an all-time high, but I'm here to pop your safe little bubble today, oh yes. That W magazine c...
Isn't he just? God. I'd have to say that this baby is almost---almost!---as cute as mine, but I'd only be being nice and non-biased if I said that, you know.
Also, I love Hilary Duff because she's so focused on her baby and her new family and not doing all sorts of crazy things like rushing to get back into the grind of working, and exercising like a crazy person, and cutting calories like her life depends on it. She's just a normal chick who happens to be an actress married to an athlete. I...
From Celebuzz:
LeAnn Rimes is said to be ‘haunted’ at Brandi Glanville’s “I am going to kill you” threat, Celebuzz has exclusively learned.
We can also reveal that Glanville, a star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, made other threats so serious that Rimes, married to Glanville’s ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, seriously considered asking a Los Angeles court to issue a restraining order against her.
“Brandi has told LeAnn to her face multiple times that she would kill her...
Guys, did you know that Bryce Dallas Howard gave birth to her second child? Because she did. Four months ago, I'm hearing. Why did we not hear much about this? I've said in the past that BDH is one of my favorite Hollywood ladies (and not even because she's Richie Cunningham's daughter, and that's a Happy Days reference for all of you who were born after, like, 1987), but because she's so pure and sweet and talented.
Anyway, according to TMZ, this is the first time Bryce has been captured out in public with her baby since its birth, back in J...
From PEOPLE:
Simpson’s new line — which will be available at Destination Maternity, Motherhood Maternity and Macy’s stores this fall — includes “breezy, everyday pieces aimed at the modern mom-to-be who wants to maintain her fashion edge throughout her pregnancy,” according to a release.
“I’m so excited to partner with Destination Maternity to design a collection of fashionable styles that make you look and feel great,” Simpson said in the release. “You want to wear cl...
The caption:
OMG I finally sprouted a bump! =p
No, like, OMG, Snooki, you're totally adorbs, right? Isn't that what you wanted us to say with this whole freaky fake-baby-bump photo-posting thing you're doing here? Because if it is, you totally lost. Come on now. Emily said that she wanted you to return to your normally Snook-tastic self---sans any behavior that might ill effect your unborn child, of course---but yikes.
Honestly, though, that's not the *real* baby bump, in case you guys...
Rihanna's got dino-boobs. [The Superficial]
Tanning Mom wants to do Playboy. [The Superficial]
Sarah Hyland had a kidney transplant. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Lady Gaga is not engaged. [Hollywood PQ]
Why you need to know the name of 'Ashley Sky'. [College Poison]
Kate Upton has recovered. [IDLYITW]
The "majority of Americans" find gays "morally acceptable." Took long enough. [OMGBlog]
Will and Jada are loving one another I guess. [Bitten and Bound]
Men in Black III cost HOW much? [Huff Po]
Christina Aguilera is a huge bitch. [Yeeeah]
T...
To be fair, though, I've neither seen an episode of this show before, nor have I ever read any of the books. Lame, I know. I told you guys last week, though, that I often get "into" things years after their novelty has worn off, and it's usually because I'm almost completely oblivious to everything around me aside from the things that I intentionally zero in on.
Here's a few observations, though, that I made while watching the trailer (i.e., the most True Blood I've ever experienced in my lifetime): Stephen Moyer is a total cheeseball. Him? I just don't get. Anna Paquin is still the cutest, and I don't care what anyone says. Halfway through the trailer, it was like Twilight meets Star Trek. Is that about right? Because if it is, no thanks. Last. I really, really don't get the Alexander Skarsgard obsession that so many people are enveloped in. Like, a bit. He's honestly kind of creepy and weird, and not even in that alluring-mythical-creature kind of way, either.
I guess what I'm saying is that I get HBO, and there aren't a whole lot of summer programs on that I'm all that interested in. Should I give this business a chance, or is it way, beyond me? />Season 5 - Trailer #1
To be fair, though, I've neither seen an episode of this show before, nor have I ever read any of the books. Lame, I know. I told you guys last week, though, that I often get "into" things years after their novelty has worn off, and it's usually because I'm almost completely oblivious to everything around me aside from the things that I intentionally zero in on.
Here's a few observations, though, that I made while watching the trailer (i.e., the most True Blood I've ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s George Clooney photo: SG
“Ladies, there better be a drink or a vagina in this hand...
Ha! I just noticed that the word "who're" is basically just "whore" with an apostrophe cutting it in half, signifying a contraction. WHORE. Or if you want to go with phonetics, "WHO-er."
Anyway, whores aside, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian, Garrett Hedlund and Kirsten Dunst are still together, can you even believe it? We reported that these two were rumored to be dating back in January, back when I wasn't privileged enough to really know w...
Guys, I've spent so much time mooning over the adorable and sweet Zooey Deschanel that I don't even know if it's appropriate to say her name and the word "cleavage" in the same sentence! I mean, it makes me feel like I'm hitting on a baby kitten or something equally lecherous like peeping my hot third cousin from Texas in the shower or something (not that I've ever, you know, done either or anything).
This is Zooey at the recent red carpet event for Fox Network's Upfront Presentation, where...
Christina Hendricks takes her sweater dogs out for a walk. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: Tanning Mom in Playboy. [The Superficial]
This is Jessica Simpson's maternity line. [The Frisky]
Demi Lovato is making crap on X-Factor. [TMZ]
Freddie Mercury: the Hologram? [Starpulse]
The best day of Jessica Biel's entire life. [Lainey Gossip]
PHOTOS: Kate Middleton presses her body up against her husband in public, royalty is outraged. [Lainey Gossip]
Emma Roberts is going off the rails, judging by the looks of things. [Socialite Life]
John Trav...
... You know, if, of course, you're like me and have this unexplainable urge to vomit all over Tom Cruise's face and weird body every time you see him on television or in magazines, because guys? He did not disappoint.
We've talked about Tom Cruise and his new, craptastic role as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages, but thus far, you've been spared both excessive commentary from him and any abundance of real photos where the obnoxiousness-level is at an all-time high, but I'm here to pop your safe little bubble today, oh yes. That W magazine c...
Isn't he just? God. I'd have to say that this baby is almost---almost!---as cute as mine, but I'd only be being nice and non-biased if I said that, you know.
Also, I love Hilary Duff because she's so focused on her baby and her new family and not doing all sorts of crazy things like rushing to get back into the grind of working, and exercising like a crazy person, and cutting calories like her life depends on it. She's just a normal chick who happens to be an actress married to an athlete. I...
From Celebuzz:
LeAnn Rimes is said to be ‘haunted’ at Brandi Glanville’s “I am going to kill you” threat, Celebuzz has exclusively learned.
We can also reveal that Glanville, a star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, made other threats so serious that Rimes, married to Glanville’s ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, seriously considered asking a Los Angeles court to issue a restraining order against her.
“Brandi has told LeAnn to her face multiple times that she would kill her...
Guys, did you know that Bryce Dallas Howard gave birth to her second child? Because she did. Four months ago, I'm hearing. Why did we not hear much about this? I've said in the past that BDH is one of my favorite Hollywood ladies (and not even because she's Richie Cunningham's daughter, and that's a Happy Days reference for all of you who were born after, like, 1987), but because she's so pure and sweet and talented.
Anyway, according to TMZ, this is the first time Bryce has been captured out in public with her baby since its birth, back in J...
From PEOPLE:
Simpson’s new line — which will be available at Destination Maternity, Motherhood Maternity and Macy’s stores this fall — includes “breezy, everyday pieces aimed at the modern mom-to-be who wants to maintain her fashion edge throughout her pregnancy,” according to a release.
“I’m so excited to partner with Destination Maternity to design a collection of fashionable styles that make you look and feel great,” Simpson said in the release. “You want to wear cl...
The caption:
OMG I finally sprouted a bump! =p
No, like, OMG, Snooki, you're totally adorbs, right? Isn't that what you wanted us to say with this whole freaky fake-baby-bump photo-posting thing you're doing here? Because if it is, you totally lost. Come on now. Emily said that she wanted you to return to your normally Snook-tastic self---sans any behavior that might ill effect your unborn child, of course---but yikes.
Honestly, though, that's not the *real* baby bump, in case you guys...
Rihanna's got dino-boobs. [The Superficial]
Tanning Mom wants to do Playboy. [The Superficial]
Sarah Hyland had a kidney transplant. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Lady Gaga is not engaged. [Hollywood PQ]
Why you need to know the name of 'Ashley Sky'. [College Poison]
Kate Upton has recovered. [IDLYITW]
The "majority of Americans" find gays "morally acceptable." Took long enough. [OMGBlog]
Will and Jada are loving one another I guess. [Bitten and Bound]
Men in Black III cost HOW much? [Huff Po]
Christina Aguilera is a huge bitch. [Yeeeah]
T...