See, because slots 5, 4, 3, and 2 are pretty predictable (it's really no surprise that Oprah's on there), but number one? I was kind of floored. The list was based on the world's most "powerful" celebrities, and ... well, the only "power" vibe I get from number one is the power to make young people fall in love so hard that they forget that they're actually nothing but stupid little dancing bumblebees.
Ahem.
Here's the list, but I'm going to make you work for number one.
#5 - Lady G...
Let's take a look, shall we?
Watched it, did you? Alright, then. Let's get down to brass tacks. Point number one? When Perez Hilton out-acts you, you know that your career is in the crapper. Second? I think Perez Hilton would be fabulous if he were cast in the role of the Cowardly Lion in a Wizard of Oz production somewhere on Broadway. Can we agree on that? Third, if this is the extent of Lindsay's current Acting Abilities, the dreaded Liz Taylor movie's going to be a wash. Seriously. Crumple it up and throw it in the can now, because why even make t...
From PEOPLE:
Mary Kennedy, the estranged second wife of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., was found dead at her Bedford, N.Y., home on Wednesday, according to ABC News. She was 52.
Police issued a statement confirming that they were investigating a "possible unattended death" at 326 South Bedford Road on Wednesday afternoon. Police reports also confirm that officers found "a deceased individual … inside an out building on that property." But the police report withheld the individual's name unti...
Kanye's definitely going to be on KUWTK. [Yeeeah]
Rohan Marley is engaged ... and not to Lauryn Hill. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Do you know where Nick Stahl is? [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey hates Britney Spears, is vocal about it. But how can anyone hate a crazy person? ... Wait. I get it now. [Lainey Gossip]
George Clooney and Steve-O's ex-girlfriend is f-cking WHO on a boat? [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston is still "sexy." [Starpulse]
Joey Lawrence is a stripper. [TMZ]
Mila Kunis and Clive Owen...
Ke$ha was at the BMI Pop Awards last night, but that's not the important part (the part about the BMI Pop Awards). The important part is that Ke$ha looks like ... well, she looks like you'd expect any of these pop-singing twits to look. She looks like the antithesis of her normal rock and roll-type persona that she tries so, so hard to cultivate, and while some may start squawking "Sell out! Sell out!" all I can say to them is a great, big "hush!" Because when Ke$ha looks like this:
Inst...
You know you’ve struck a nerve when even J-Woww tweets insults at you. But the thing that most amazes me is how few people actually addressed the points I made in my recent blog post. They were pretty simple. Conservative women like my mom get grief because people think they can’t make decisions without their husband, but Barack Obama gets applauded for changing his mind on a huge issue after consulting his wife and young daughters. The double standard amazes me.
Pop culture needs a l...
J Lo's newest accessory. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth is waffling. [Lainey Gossip]
Vanessa Paradis and Karl Lagerfeld? [Lainey Gossip]
Michael Vick is getting married. [Bossip]
Michael Fassbender has a giant penis. [The Superficial]
Who left 'Dancing With the Stars'? [Starpulse]
YOU OBJECTIFIED JESSICA ALBA. [Amy Grindhouse]
ABC's new fall schedule. [Popbytes]
The return of Kate Upton's hotness. [IDLYITW]
Robert Pattinson doesn't want any nipple-licking pictures, OK? [Cele|bitchy]
George Clooney's adorable dog. [Social...
And for those of you who did? Well, I guess they're for you, too, but I can tell you that there's probably a significant amount of ... I don't know, lost upon you if you were one of those who thought her recent interview was total crap. And for you? Let me just say---Kristen Stewart's still practically a teenager. I mean, no, she's not, but for as awkward and creepy as she used to be all over interviews and awards shows, that interview probably showed a side of her that's actually real. So she uses the f-ck word in every other sentence. Duh, I can remember a time when...
Can you guys figure out who this is just by the condition of girlfriend's nail beds? Because I think even if I didn't know who it ultimately was, I probably could have guessed. I think the only thing that would make it more obvious is if there was a Marlboro Light clutched between her fingers. If you need a fingernail makeover, you may read articles that explain how to infill BIAB nails. You can also check out some long-lasting builder gel options here.
Jump in to find out who those bloodied nails...
"I lost my head for a little while. I lost touch and I didn’t want to ask for directions. I did a couple really dumb interviews and it woke me up. ... [It was] a very strange time. I'm glad I actually stayed out of the spotlight. Back then I would've said, 'Let me get out and do Ellen and explain myself.' It was like, 'No, idiot. Go away – be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.' I can't sing, so I'm writing. I live in Montana – middle of nowhere. It's really excellent. You get t...
Oh dear. Another day, another inappropriate set of Courtney Stodden photos. You want to know what I want to know? When Kendall Jenner did her Big Inappropriate Photo Shoot, everyone freaked the f-ck out, and justifiably so, right? Well how come Courtney Stodden can parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out and her implants flapping in the breeze and her best "I'm getting thrashed by a meat stick on the regular" face on and NO ONE CARES? Is it because her mother practically sold her into sla...
Rihanna's definitely headed for rehab. [IDLYITW]
Mad Men: betting on the wrong horse. [Pajiba]
Britney could probably kick Simon Cowell's ass. [The Superficial]
Lady Gaga is going to wear a leaner meat dress. [Bitten and Bound]
Kim Kardashian's big, nasty spray tan. [Starpulse]
Paris Hilton has a new single. For real. [Hollywood PQ]
Alexander Skarsgard's flashy new car. [Socialite Life]
Britney and Demi are officially on. [Celebslam]
John Travolta definitely assaulted someone, maybe. [...
See, because slots 5, 4, 3, and 2 are pretty predictable (it's really no surprise that Oprah's on there), but number one? I was kind of floored. The list was based on the world's most "powerful" celebrities, and ... well, the only "power" vibe I get from number one is the power to make young people fall in love so hard that they forget that they're actually nothing but stupid little dancing bumblebees.
Ahem.
Here's the list, but I'm going to make you work for number one.
#5 - Lady G...
Let's take a look, shall we?
Watched it, did you? Alright, then. Let's get down to brass tacks. Point number one? When Perez Hilton out-acts you, you know that your career is in the crapper. Second? I think Perez Hilton would be fabulous if he were cast in the role of the Cowardly Lion in a Wizard of Oz production somewhere on Broadway. Can we agree on that? Third, if this is the extent of Lindsay's current Acting Abilities, the dreaded Liz Taylor movie's going to be a wash. Seriously. Crumple it up and throw it in the can now, because why even make t...
From PEOPLE:
Mary Kennedy, the estranged second wife of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., was found dead at her Bedford, N.Y., home on Wednesday, according to ABC News. She was 52.
Police issued a statement confirming that they were investigating a "possible unattended death" at 326 South Bedford Road on Wednesday afternoon. Police reports also confirm that officers found "a deceased individual … inside an out building on that property." But the police report withheld the individual's name unti...
Kanye's definitely going to be on KUWTK. [Yeeeah]
Rohan Marley is engaged ... and not to Lauryn Hill. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Do you know where Nick Stahl is? [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey hates Britney Spears, is vocal about it. But how can anyone hate a crazy person? ... Wait. I get it now. [Lainey Gossip]
George Clooney and Steve-O's ex-girlfriend is f-cking WHO on a boat? [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston is still "sexy." [Starpulse]
Joey Lawrence is a stripper. [TMZ]
Mila Kunis and Clive Owen...
Ke$ha was at the BMI Pop Awards last night, but that's not the important part (the part about the BMI Pop Awards). The important part is that Ke$ha looks like ... well, she looks like you'd expect any of these pop-singing twits to look. She looks like the antithesis of her normal rock and roll-type persona that she tries so, so hard to cultivate, and while some may start squawking "Sell out! Sell out!" all I can say to them is a great, big "hush!" Because when Ke$ha looks like this:
Inst...
You know you’ve struck a nerve when even J-Woww tweets insults at you. But the thing that most amazes me is how few people actually addressed the points I made in my recent blog post. They were pretty simple. Conservative women like my mom get grief because people think they can’t make decisions without their husband, but Barack Obama gets applauded for changing his mind on a huge issue after consulting his wife and young daughters. The double standard amazes me.
Pop culture needs a l...
J Lo's newest accessory. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth is waffling. [Lainey Gossip]
Vanessa Paradis and Karl Lagerfeld? [Lainey Gossip]
Michael Vick is getting married. [Bossip]
Michael Fassbender has a giant penis. [The Superficial]
Who left 'Dancing With the Stars'? [Starpulse]
YOU OBJECTIFIED JESSICA ALBA. [Amy Grindhouse]
ABC's new fall schedule. [Popbytes]
The return of Kate Upton's hotness. [IDLYITW]
Robert Pattinson doesn't want any nipple-licking pictures, OK? [Cele|bitchy]
George Clooney's adorable dog. [Social...
And for those of you who did? Well, I guess they're for you, too, but I can tell you that there's probably a significant amount of ... I don't know, lost upon you if you were one of those who thought her recent interview was total crap. And for you? Let me just say---Kristen Stewart's still practically a teenager. I mean, no, she's not, but for as awkward and creepy as she used to be all over interviews and awards shows, that interview probably showed a side of her that's actually real. So she uses the f-ck word in every other sentence. Duh, I can remember a time when...
Can you guys figure out who this is just by the condition of girlfriend's nail beds? Because I think even if I didn't know who it ultimately was, I probably could have guessed. I think the only thing that would make it more obvious is if there was a Marlboro Light clutched between her fingers. If you need a fingernail makeover, you may read articles that explain how to infill BIAB nails. You can also check out some long-lasting builder gel options here.
Jump in to find out who those bloodied nails...
"I lost my head for a little while. I lost touch and I didn’t want to ask for directions. I did a couple really dumb interviews and it woke me up. ... [It was] a very strange time. I'm glad I actually stayed out of the spotlight. Back then I would've said, 'Let me get out and do Ellen and explain myself.' It was like, 'No, idiot. Go away – be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.' I can't sing, so I'm writing. I live in Montana – middle of nowhere. It's really excellent. You get t...
Oh dear. Another day, another inappropriate set of Courtney Stodden photos. You want to know what I want to know? When Kendall Jenner did her Big Inappropriate Photo Shoot, everyone freaked the f-ck out, and justifiably so, right? Well how come Courtney Stodden can parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out and her implants flapping in the breeze and her best "I'm getting thrashed by a meat stick on the regular" face on and NO ONE CARES? Is it because her mother practically sold her into sla...
Rihanna's definitely headed for rehab. [IDLYITW]
Mad Men: betting on the wrong horse. [Pajiba]
Britney could probably kick Simon Cowell's ass. [The Superficial]
Lady Gaga is going to wear a leaner meat dress. [Bitten and Bound]
Kim Kardashian's big, nasty spray tan. [Starpulse]
Paris Hilton has a new single. For real. [Hollywood PQ]
Alexander Skarsgard's flashy new car. [Socialite Life]
Britney and Demi are officially on. [Celebslam]
John Travolta definitely assaulted someone, maybe. [...