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Mark Zuckerberg Got Married Yesterday

photo of mark zuckerberg and girlfriend priscilla chan pictures And for those of you who have no idea who Mark Zuckerberg is, just go on Facebook. See Facebook? Facebook. Facebook is because of him. You're welcome, on behalf of Mark, and I send your congratulations, too. Yesterday Mark married his girlfriend, Priscilla Chan, at a surprise ceremony that friends and family were told was a graduation party for the newly-accredited Chan. The wedding took place in Palo Alto, and included a guest list of just close friends and family. And you know how he announce...

Another John Travolta Accuser Comes Forward

photo of john travolta creepy pictures photo From People: The identity of John Truesdale, 40, an Atlanta, Ga., massage therapist, was revealed Saturday by the New York Daily News, whose reporters tracked down the burly, 250-pound employee of the boutique hotel Mandarin Oriental. "I thought I was supposed to be anonymous," Truesdale was quoted as saying as he posed for a photograph near his Smyrna, Ga., home. Truesdale, a former high school football player and onetime U.S. Army medic, is a certified nail technician, a licensed mass...

Quotables: Sean Penn Kind of Thinks You’re Crap

photo of sean penn in haiti pictures “It’s not only celebrities who went for a day. It’s the whole f#$*ing world. It’s all of you. The reason we have Haiti fatigue is because there was never a commitment in the first place. ... [This country finally has a chance to reestablish itself and] you see the very tangible success story that Haiti can be.” So! Sean Penn is talking about how we can better ourselves as human beings and, by virtue, better the world around us. You know, I like Sean Penn. I admire him for his hum...

UPDATED: But Seriously, Where the Hell is Nick Stahl?

photo of nick stahl missing pictures photos I only mentioned Nick Stahl's disappearance in passing over the last week through some of our link posts, but seriously, guys, where is this dude? Shit's starting to get real, and the guy's been gone without a trace for ten days as of today. Nick Stahl's wife did an exclusive interview with People, where she talked about his previous bouts with drug abuse, his former disappearances, and how his young daughter keeps asking for 'Dada': ... [On] May 9, Stahl – who has been living apart from Rose...

Love It or Leave It: Khloe Kardashian’s Star-Spangled Donk

photo of khloe kardashian pictures Man, guys, doesn't Khloe Kardashian just look amazing? We keep trying to hammer the point into your heads over and over again, and this post will not be an exception: Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian. It's like she's not even a Kardashian, except for the pesky fact that she's, you know, always with the Kardashians. I mean, she really isn't a Kardashian after all, and maybe---just maybe!---that's the Freudian reason behind why she's generally so appealing. Hook, line, and sinker, and I'm buying it, OK?...

Guess the Celebrity: Muscle-Bound Edition

photo of matthew fox new movie pictures Wow. Well, my first instinct when I saw this picture was "Oh! F-cking gross!" and then the initial repulsion melted away and morphed into confusion, and I then thought, "Who the hell is this?" But then I read the photo's caption and it all came back to me. I was "Lost" for awhile, but like an alcoholic, emerging from the shadows of the foggy night before---only to find out that you've been charged with another DUI---it hit me. I knew who this weird-looking fool was. The actor in question is p...

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis Partying Again, Police Called

photo of brandon davis and paris hilton pictures Remember those days? Back in 2009, I believe it was, when Brandon Davis was boinking both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (oh, and Miranda Kerr and Avril Lavigne) and everyone thought he was the hotness and by "everyone" I mean "those who were on some pretty serious drugs at the time? Because it appears that a trifecta of terror emerged this past weekend from a party that cops raided at 7 AM. Because of a noise complaint. Who phones in a noise complaint at 7 in the damn morning? I mean, I'm not ...

Will Smith Slapped a Dude in the Face

Wow. Dude. Talk about an asshole move. Will Smith slapped, or as some people are saying, "lightly tapped" a Ukrainian reporter in the face at a red carpet event for the Moscow premiere of Men in Black III. When asked about the incident, Will said "He's lucky I didn't sucker punch him." Will reportedly went about his business and remained cheerful despite the incident that apparently rubbed him so wrong that he felt it was necessary to slap the guy, but you can tell that the reporter was mortified beyond belief---it's all apparent in the video. ...

Quotables: Raven-Symoné May or May Not Be a Lesbian, But It’s None of Your Business Either Way

photo of raven-symone pictures photos thin pic "I'm living my PERSONAL life the way I'm happiest. I'm not one, in my 25 year career to disclose who I'm dating. and I shall not start now. My sexual orientation is mine, and the person I'm datings to know. I'm not one for a public display of my life. However that is my right as a HUMAN BEing whether straight or gay. To tell or not to tell. As long as I'm not harming anyone. I am a light being made from love. And my career is the only thing I would like to put on display, not my personal life. Kiss...

Jessica Simpson’s Getting Paid for Those Baby Photos

photo of jessica simpson pictures photos pregnant post baby pic From Radar Online: Jessica Simpson has done a deal to sell her daughter's first pictures for an incredible $800,000. The Fashion Star judge has brokered the impressive amount in return for People magazine running exclusive photos of the tot, according to Women’s Wear Daily. The 31-year-old star, whose celebrity fashion line is reported to have earned her one billion dollars, gave birth to her first child, a daughter named Maxwell Drew, by fiancé Eric Johnson on May 1. Simpson's huge...

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photo of michael fassbender pictures photos Lisa Marie Presley performs on 'American Idol'. [Hollywood Backwash] Raven-Symone is a lesbian. [Hollywood Dame] 1,000 Reasons you probably shouldn't see 'The Dictator'. [IDLYITW] Sean Penn is back with his ex-girlfriend. [Hollywood PQ] Everyone officially hates Kim Kardashian. [Celebslam] Matt Bomer up front. [Socialite Life] John Cena's wife won't let him divorce her. [TMZ] What happened to Jada Pinkett-Smith's face? [INFDaily] Jenny McCarthy nudes. [Yeeeah] Looks for Fall 2012. [The Frisky] Kanye West did a short film for...

John Travolta Puts His Butt Up in the Air Like He Just Don’t Care

photo of john travolta pictures photos “Hearing about all the cases now, I regret not saying something sooner. He was putting his hands where he wanted me to work and kind of grinding on the table. At one point, he actually pulled my hand between his legs, up to his scrotum. I started working on his other leg, and it all started back up again. He started putting his butt up in the air. I was just trying to do whatever I could to distract him, but he started getting aggressive and grabbed my hand again.” That, up there? That's t...