Told you. Dumped. [The Superficial]
Nick Nolte sure has changed. [Bitten and Bound]
Al Roker crapped himself at the White House. That's nice. [Starpulse]
Carrie Fisher: "Dear Princess Leia," [OMGBlog]
Fez is causing trouble for Demi Lovato again. [Socialite Life]
Charlie Sheen is dating another porn star. [Celebslam]
Kate Upton's V. [Yeeeah]
Rihanna's new head, lol. [Hollywood PQ]
Darth Vader has trouble hearing. [The Superficial]
This would be James Franco unsurprisi...
From Page Six:
After we reported Naomi Campbell was attacked by Paris muggers who injured her leg, the supermodel addressed the incident at a Television Critics Association press conference yesterday.
“I had an injury of my knee and I am on the mend. I cannot discuss any further as there is an investigation,” Campbell said while promoting her upcoming series, “The Face,” in LA. Campbell was attacked by thugs in November as she tried to get into a car, Page Six reported exclusively...
Ugh, finally: a post where we can talk solely about Rihanna, and have it have nothing at all to do with Chris Brown. This sure is a treasured moment, guys. No talking about how she and he slept together on New Year's Eve, or how they totally think that gold leaf chair is real-ass gold, y'all; no half-nude photos of Rihanna posing while Chris holds the camera in one hand and his penis in the other ... Nope, this post is going to be strictly about Rihanna and how she totally got a brand-new weave, a...
Big news, guys. Big, big news, and I'm so pleased to be able to give it to you. Remember how we talked about Eva Mendes just yesterday, an Eva Mendes who was looking all lonesome and stressed and sad and peering at her phone like, willing it to ring ring RING you bastard, why won't you just return my calls---you know, like all day long yesterday? Well it would appear that the breakup rumors are true, and if the top photo here isn't enough confirmation, well. Too f-cking bad, I'm outing this relation...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jessica Simpson photo:
Winner: jester2.0
"See I told you Eric this is what happens...
Kim Kardashian's boobs are growing, guys. They're growing. [The Superficial]
18 WTF Celeb Tributes for Sale on Etsy. [The Frisky]
PHOTOS: This is where Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be raising their baby. [TMZ]
Is Justin Bieber going to host SNL now? [Starpulse]
5 Celebrities to keep an eye on in 2013. [Lainey Gossip]
Pamela Anderson parties with a new man. [Splash]
Zac Efron is a wet kisser. [Socialite Life]
Joe Simpson emerges from hiding. [The Superficial]
Sally Field challenges Anne Hathaway to a DUEL. [Lainey Gossip...
From the New York Daily News:
“Michael beat the hell out of me,” Dina said, of the 1986 incident memorialized in a family snapshot of the young mother holding her baby girl — Lindsay — while sporting a huge purple bruise under her right eye.
“When Lindsay saw the photo, she was furious,” said Dina. “She said, ‘Tell the world! Talk about it!’ ”
According to Dina, Lindsay was affected by all that she saw as a child — and she’s not to blame for her faltering care...
OK, brace yourself, guys, because this morning is about to get even more absurd than it already is, what with Taylor Swift getting dumped for the zillionth time in a row.
The latest story is that Justin Bieber's f-cking weirdo fans have banded together to cut themselves in an effort to make their favorite popstar stop all the pot-smoking, because duh, like, pot smoking is so, so bad and only scumbags do things like that*.
Things are getting so crazy that even dang ol' Miley Cyrus is jumping int...
That thing where Emily told you guys that Harry and Taylor were in "love" and in it for the long haul? That thing she mentioned the other day about the two of them tying the knot? Well, forget about it, because the whole shebang's off, and it's because girlfriend and boyfriend just can't get along. SADFACE.
Did you see Taylor's Twitter feed lately? Well, if Taylor can be expected to act like Taylor, she's being all passive-aggressive and doing her her thing. The most telling Tweet of all says, "... 'ti...
From Farrah Abraham's blog:
SOOOOOooooo, this is a touchy subject the Unibrow thing.
But recently I could not ignore it, like I know I've seen madonna's duaghter have a stand out uni brow, I remember when I was little I had a unibrow, but I couldn't remember if there was an age limit, a rule!
So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow :( , I felt bad for her, an...
Lindsay Lohan is loser because her dad beat her mom. [The Superficial]
5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye's trying for class. [Starpulse]
Sad child pageant pics. [theBERRY]
Male model Monday. [Socialite Life]
Why Lindsay never showed up for court. [TMZ]
The ten-year-old (male) cat lover who donates his allowance to save felines. [The Frisky]
Terry Richardson does Lena Dunham. [Cele|bitchy]
Justin Bieber does shirtlessness. [The Superficial]
Katepedia. [Lainey Gossip]
This is what happened to Jennif...
I don't know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn't know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn't even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I'll tell you a secret that's probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn't be a secret once you heard it, because that's not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn't all that good.
Granted, it's a funny face. We all make funny faces---I make funny faces in the bathr...
Told you. Dumped. [The Superficial]
Nick Nolte sure has changed. [Bitten and Bound]
Al Roker crapped himself at the White House. That's nice. [Starpulse]
Carrie Fisher: "Dear Princess Leia," [OMGBlog]
Fez is causing trouble for Demi Lovato again. [Socialite Life]
Charlie Sheen is dating another porn star. [Celebslam]
Kate Upton's V. [Yeeeah]
Rihanna's new head, lol. [Hollywood PQ]
Darth Vader has trouble hearing. [The Superficial]
This would be James Franco unsurprisi...
From Page Six:
After we reported Naomi Campbell was attacked by Paris muggers who injured her leg, the supermodel addressed the incident at a Television Critics Association press conference yesterday.
“I had an injury of my knee and I am on the mend. I cannot discuss any further as there is an investigation,” Campbell said while promoting her upcoming series, “The Face,” in LA. Campbell was attacked by thugs in November as she tried to get into a car, Page Six reported exclusively...
Ugh, finally: a post where we can talk solely about Rihanna, and have it have nothing at all to do with Chris Brown. This sure is a treasured moment, guys. No talking about how she and he slept together on New Year's Eve, or how they totally think that gold leaf chair is real-ass gold, y'all; no half-nude photos of Rihanna posing while Chris holds the camera in one hand and his penis in the other ... Nope, this post is going to be strictly about Rihanna and how she totally got a brand-new weave, a...
Big news, guys. Big, big news, and I'm so pleased to be able to give it to you. Remember how we talked about Eva Mendes just yesterday, an Eva Mendes who was looking all lonesome and stressed and sad and peering at her phone like, willing it to ring ring RING you bastard, why won't you just return my calls---you know, like all day long yesterday? Well it would appear that the breakup rumors are true, and if the top photo here isn't enough confirmation, well. Too f-cking bad, I'm outing this relation...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jessica Simpson photo:
Winner: jester2.0
"See I told you Eric this is what happens...
Kim Kardashian's boobs are growing, guys. They're growing. [The Superficial]
18 WTF Celeb Tributes for Sale on Etsy. [The Frisky]
PHOTOS: This is where Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be raising their baby. [TMZ]
Is Justin Bieber going to host SNL now? [Starpulse]
5 Celebrities to keep an eye on in 2013. [Lainey Gossip]
Pamela Anderson parties with a new man. [Splash]
Zac Efron is a wet kisser. [Socialite Life]
Joe Simpson emerges from hiding. [The Superficial]
Sally Field challenges Anne Hathaway to a DUEL. [Lainey Gossip...
From the New York Daily News:
“Michael beat the hell out of me,” Dina said, of the 1986 incident memorialized in a family snapshot of the young mother holding her baby girl — Lindsay — while sporting a huge purple bruise under her right eye.
“When Lindsay saw the photo, she was furious,” said Dina. “She said, ‘Tell the world! Talk about it!’ ”
According to Dina, Lindsay was affected by all that she saw as a child — and she’s not to blame for her faltering care...
OK, brace yourself, guys, because this morning is about to get even more absurd than it already is, what with Taylor Swift getting dumped for the zillionth time in a row.
The latest story is that Justin Bieber's f-cking weirdo fans have banded together to cut themselves in an effort to make their favorite popstar stop all the pot-smoking, because duh, like, pot smoking is so, so bad and only scumbags do things like that*.
Things are getting so crazy that even dang ol' Miley Cyrus is jumping int...
That thing where Emily told you guys that Harry and Taylor were in "love" and in it for the long haul? That thing she mentioned the other day about the two of them tying the knot? Well, forget about it, because the whole shebang's off, and it's because girlfriend and boyfriend just can't get along. SADFACE.
Did you see Taylor's Twitter feed lately? Well, if Taylor can be expected to act like Taylor, she's being all passive-aggressive and doing her her thing. The most telling Tweet of all says, "... 'ti...
From Farrah Abraham's blog:
SOOOOOooooo, this is a touchy subject the Unibrow thing.
But recently I could not ignore it, like I know I've seen madonna's duaghter have a stand out uni brow, I remember when I was little I had a unibrow, but I couldn't remember if there was an age limit, a rule!
So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow :( , I felt bad for her, an...
Lindsay Lohan is loser because her dad beat her mom. [The Superficial]
5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye's trying for class. [Starpulse]
Sad child pageant pics. [theBERRY]
Male model Monday. [Socialite Life]
Why Lindsay never showed up for court. [TMZ]
The ten-year-old (male) cat lover who donates his allowance to save felines. [The Frisky]
Terry Richardson does Lena Dunham. [Cele|bitchy]
Justin Bieber does shirtlessness. [The Superficial]
Katepedia. [Lainey Gossip]
This is what happened to Jennif...
I don't know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn't know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn't even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I'll tell you a secret that's probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn't be a secret once you heard it, because that's not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn't all that good.
Granted, it's a funny face. We all make funny faces---I make funny faces in the bathr...