That up there is a trick question, guys. Because there's usually no "loving it" when it comes to Fantasia Barrino's fashion choices, and last night was definitely no exception. In case you guys didn't watch 'American Idol' this season because you think it's complete crap these days (and if that's the case, duh! Twinsies!), then you might not have known that last night was the season finale, and they crowned a guy by the name of Phillip Phillips as this year's American Idol.
Fantasia showed up ...
And she should also maybe get friendly with some high-powered, intensive therapy lotion. Girlfriend's looking like a dried-up leather suitcase that's faded beyond belief.
And not only is Janice quickly losing her elasticity from way too much exposure, she's also losing her damn mind. Did you know that she made a public "threat" to shoot TMZ's Harvey Levin? Because she did:
"He [Harvey Levin] invaded my home when he said I had been evicted. I hadn't. There was an eviction notice and this...
I just lied to you---I don't even think Jess's maternity line is even out yet, so what must be happening here is that Kourtney raided Jessica's maternity closet (what? She probably has one) and this was the first thing she could grab before being caught. It was dark. That's the only explanation I have.
Here you see Kourtney Kardashian toting her first child, Mason, around while being all sorts of pregnant and wearing jumpsuits. One thing about this family is that they love ugly jumpsuits, for r...
Diddy is really into athlete's foot and ringworm. [The Superficial]
Nicole Richie is back and forth with Joel Madden. [Lainey Gossip]
Who won 'American Idol'? [Starpulse]
Conan O'Brien would just rather forget Jay Leno. [theBERRY]
Casey Anthony is being sued. [IDLYITW]
'The Great Gatsby' trailer is hated by all. [Hollywood Backwash]
PHOTO: Proof that Miley Cyrus spits, doesn't swallow. [Celebrity Rant]
Is Alec Baldwin eloping? [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Love Hewitt, once again looking her best. [Celebslam]
'Duets' spoilers and videos. [CDL]
John Travolta is a sec...
This is like my lucky day. No, f-ck "like." This is my lucky day. The only thing that could make this day luckier is if I were on that boat in Cannes with Adrien Brody while he's shirtless and drinking junky white wine. Seriously, no bad can happen today (knock on wood). I was making coffee in the wee hours of the morning today, really before I was even awake, and after I ground the beans, I began to empty them into the container in which I store my ground coffee. Before I put the lid on, I acc...
And oh, the creepiness that ensued. Just watch the video, guys, OK? Just watch:
I'm sorry. They just might make the scariest couple ever. Also, what was with dimming the lights and playing the suspenseful music? Was it supposed to be like 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'? Because no one hits the jackpot in this one. ... Well, OK. No. That's not nice, Sarah. If there were a jackpot to be hit, it would be Ace who would have struck gold, because I don't think poor Diana knows what she's getting ...
"I would love to say that it had something to do with my work, but it doesn't. ... I have a boyfriend, and if I'm being completely honest, no one likes to be not toned when you are dating someone. I tone whenever I want, and I chose to now because my boyfriend and I are both really into it. But we don't work out together. We did that once and I didn't like huffing and puffing. I didn't like looking all red and gross, so I don't do that."
Kelly Clarkson on her recent twenty-pound weight los...
Oh man. This is so over-the-top and ridiculous that it's actually funny, unlike many of the other 'Funny or Die' videos that we've ran here. Remember Vanessa Hudgen's FOD? God. The worst. Rachel Bilson's? Equally bad, if not slightly worse. The only one that ever really made me chuckle even a little bit was the one that featured Courtney Stodden. That one was alright, I suppose. At least when you compare it to Vanessa's and Rachel's and, of course, we can't forget
The thing about this "trailer," however, is that it's completely believable. I mean, I could honestly see this movie being made. All they have to do is build around the preview. It's all there, right in front of them. It's like 'Battleship' meets 'Independence Day' meets horrible, craptastic SyFy made-for-TV movies THAT I LOVE like 'Seattle Superstorm'.
Can we get a hold of someone who can really make this happen? Please? />Chutes and Ladders - watch more funny videos
Oh man. This is so over-the-top and ridiculous that it's actually funny, unlike many of the other 'Funny or Die' videos that we've ran here. Remember Vanessa Hudgen's FOD? God. The worst. Rachel Bilson's? Equally bad, if not slightly worse. The only one that ever really made me chuckle even a little bit was the one that featured Courtney Stodden. That one was alright, I suppose. At least when you compare it to Vanessa's and Rachel's and, of course, we can't forget
The thing about this "trailer," however, is that it's completely believable. I mean, I could honestly see this movie being made. All they have to d...
Yes, guys, we've got Tot Mom, Tanning Mom, and now there's Barbie Mom. If you don't know who Barbie Mom is, consider yourself one of the lucky, because she's a big gigantic asshole, too, and chances are, you probably know too many assholes as it were.
Barbie Mom's name is Sarah Burge, and she ... well, she looks like a Barbie due to tons of plastic surgery. She's purchased vouchers for her daughter to get plastic surgery when she's legally able to, and she fully endorses Botox for her fifteen-year-old pageant daughter so as to avoid sweating during pageants.
During the show, Anderson asked Barbie Mom a question about her daughter's Botox use, and after she gave up some kind of lame explanation as to how she'd much rather take her daughter for Botox than to find out her daughter's buying black market Botox and injecting herself (... people actually do that?), Anderson fell silent and told the woman that he had nothing else to say to her because she was, and I quote, "dreadful." There was a moment of awkward quiet, to which Burge emitted several high-pitched "That's fine"s and excused herself from the set during the middle of taping.
Can I tell you---once more---how much I absolutely love and adore this man? />
Yes, guys, we've got Tot Mom, Tanning Mom, and now there's Barbie Mom. If you don't know who Barbie Mom is, consider yourself one of the lucky, because she's a big gigantic asshole, too, and chances are, you probably know too many assholes as it were.
Barbie Mom's name is Sarah Burge, and she ... well, she looks like a Barbie due to tons of plastic surgery. She's purchased vouchers for her daughter to get plastic surgery when she's legally able to, and she fully endorses Botox for her fifteen...
John Mayer uses 50 Shades of Grey to pick up chicks. [The Superficial]
Tracy Morgan is Khloe Kardashian's father. [The Superficial]
Why Bar Refaeli is number one with Maxim. [Yeeeah]
Megan Fox is having a girl! [IDLYITW]
Gisele is knocked up again, too. [Hollywood Backwash]
Tara Reid is dating a sixty-year-old dude. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez's Facebook was hacked and all of her private messages, too. [Hollywood PQ]
The search for Kim Kardashian's sex tape. [Huff Po]
Kriste...
And her problem is "looking like this when she drinks," and not necessarily having an actual issue with alcohol like, you know, being unable to stop consuming it. No, I think the biggest problem we're dealing with here is Cammy's big old drunkface, because it's WOW. It's all up in there; it's all over the place. And why is the bottom of her hair wet? Is it puke? Is it just backsplash from vomiting in the john? Because if her hair were as short as it used to be, that might not have happened, but th...
That up there is a trick question, guys. Because there's usually no "loving it" when it comes to Fantasia Barrino's fashion choices, and last night was definitely no exception. In case you guys didn't watch 'American Idol' this season because you think it's complete crap these days (and if that's the case, duh! Twinsies!), then you might not have known that last night was the season finale, and they crowned a guy by the name of Phillip Phillips as this year's American Idol.
Fantasia showed up ...
And she should also maybe get friendly with some high-powered, intensive therapy lotion. Girlfriend's looking like a dried-up leather suitcase that's faded beyond belief.
And not only is Janice quickly losing her elasticity from way too much exposure, she's also losing her damn mind. Did you know that she made a public "threat" to shoot TMZ's Harvey Levin? Because she did:
"He [Harvey Levin] invaded my home when he said I had been evicted. I hadn't. There was an eviction notice and this...
I just lied to you---I don't even think Jess's maternity line is even out yet, so what must be happening here is that Kourtney raided Jessica's maternity closet (what? She probably has one) and this was the first thing she could grab before being caught. It was dark. That's the only explanation I have.
Here you see Kourtney Kardashian toting her first child, Mason, around while being all sorts of pregnant and wearing jumpsuits. One thing about this family is that they love ugly jumpsuits, for r...
Diddy is really into athlete's foot and ringworm. [The Superficial]
Nicole Richie is back and forth with Joel Madden. [Lainey Gossip]
Who won 'American Idol'? [Starpulse]
Conan O'Brien would just rather forget Jay Leno. [theBERRY]
Casey Anthony is being sued. [IDLYITW]
'The Great Gatsby' trailer is hated by all. [Hollywood Backwash]
PHOTO: Proof that Miley Cyrus spits, doesn't swallow. [Celebrity Rant]
Is Alec Baldwin eloping? [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Love Hewitt, once again looking her best. [Celebslam]
'Duets' spoilers and videos. [CDL]
John Travolta is a sec...
This is like my lucky day. No, f-ck "like." This is my lucky day. The only thing that could make this day luckier is if I were on that boat in Cannes with Adrien Brody while he's shirtless and drinking junky white wine. Seriously, no bad can happen today (knock on wood). I was making coffee in the wee hours of the morning today, really before I was even awake, and after I ground the beans, I began to empty them into the container in which I store my ground coffee. Before I put the lid on, I acc...
And oh, the creepiness that ensued. Just watch the video, guys, OK? Just watch:
I'm sorry. They just might make the scariest couple ever. Also, what was with dimming the lights and playing the suspenseful music? Was it supposed to be like 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'? Because no one hits the jackpot in this one. ... Well, OK. No. That's not nice, Sarah. If there were a jackpot to be hit, it would be Ace who would have struck gold, because I don't think poor Diana knows what she's getting ...
"I would love to say that it had something to do with my work, but it doesn't. ... I have a boyfriend, and if I'm being completely honest, no one likes to be not toned when you are dating someone. I tone whenever I want, and I chose to now because my boyfriend and I are both really into it. But we don't work out together. We did that once and I didn't like huffing and puffing. I didn't like looking all red and gross, so I don't do that."
Kelly Clarkson on her recent twenty-pound weight los...
John Mayer uses 50 Shades of Grey to pick up chicks. [The Superficial]
Tracy Morgan is Khloe Kardashian's father. [The Superficial]
Why Bar Refaeli is number one with Maxim. [Yeeeah]
Megan Fox is having a girl! [IDLYITW]
Gisele is knocked up again, too. [Hollywood Backwash]
Tara Reid is dating a sixty-year-old dude. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez's Facebook was hacked and all of her private messages, too. [Hollywood PQ]
The search for Kim Kardashian's sex tape. [Huff Po]
Kriste...
And her problem is "looking like this when she drinks," and not necessarily having an actual issue with alcohol like, you know, being unable to stop consuming it. No, I think the biggest problem we're dealing with here is Cammy's big old drunkface, because it's WOW. It's all up in there; it's all over the place. And why is the bottom of her hair wet? Is it puke? Is it just backsplash from vomiting in the john? Because if her hair were as short as it used to be, that might not have happened, but th...