Ha! That was a joke, guys. There's nothing mad cool about the way Snooki's dressed here, and it's not even for the fact that she's, like, almost six months pregnant and tottering around in huge, Spice Girl-like platform sandals and she almost bit it in them twice. No, this outfit is just craptacular to begin with, from all angles, and the fact that a pregnant lady's wearing such ridiculous attire only adds to the ensemble's general atrocity.
I know, I know---some of you are probably thinking...
From Radar Online:
... RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the real reason why the pop singer did so [walked off set so many times] -- Brit has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and can't take medication for it.
"Britney was diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in her teens and used to take medication for it," a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. "The medication helped her deal with it, however, she can't take it now because it in...
And all I'm trying to do here is figure out if he's attractive in an odd sort of way, or if he's just flat-the-f-ck-out creepy---both in looks and in practices.
Above, and below in the gallery, we have some new photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and her newest boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, who, if you missed yesterday's post, is the half-brother of former French President, Nicolas Sarkozy.
The two were photographed together in public back in April, this time at a Knicks game in Madison Square Garden, and if you weren't creeped out by yesterday's...
No, really, she did. From Harper's UK:
... Even though it was unmistakably Florence she wasn't dressed like Florence and she didn't act like Florence. Even I did a double take to make sure it was her because she looked so chic, so groomed, so not her stage herself. She looked like a very chic Knightsbridge mother. She told me she likes playing with her looks, and at the moment she said she likes old lady chic, like the Olsen twins who she adores.
Well, OK. I mean, she was just one or two s...
OK, I'm going to just come right out and say this: Diane Kruger looks like shit. No, no, really, and I say this with all of the love in the world, because I do love Diane Kruger---she looks like garbage. What happened here? Her shoes and that hat and her head all make her so shrunken and sickly-looking and too small. Is it because she and Joshua Jackson have been dating for a century now and she's stressed out that they're still not making the ultimate commitment? Well, no, not according to Dia...
And are you familiar with the surname 'Sarkozy'? As in, you know, maybe former French President, Nicolas Sarkozy? Well it's not him. Sorry. But it is rumored to be his half-brother, Olivier Sarkozy, who is the forty-two year-old managing director of Carlyle Financial, a global asset management group who is worth a pretty penny himself.
From the New York Post:
... Sources say the former French president’s 42-year-old younger half-brother, who’s managing director of the Carlyle Group, has been see...
People have gone and upset 'The Client List's Jennifer Love Hewitt, guys. She's all upset that people are writing malicious things about her like that her boobs are fake, she's "cursed" in love, and the like, and you know what? She's so upset about it that she's---surprise, surprise---gone to Twitter to vent her frustrations. Not only is she calling people out about haters, she's also retweeting things like, "Is it going to take Superman to sweep me off my feet?" which is not exactly deterring p...
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have both discreetly listed their homes for sale, setting the stage for the big, "We're movin' in together" ... TMZ has learned.
Kim has given a "pocket listing" to a realtor for her $4.8 mil Beverly Hills home -- a pocket listing doesn't appear in official real estate documents. We're told Kim's asking price is $5 million.
Ditto Kanye, who listed his L.A. home as well -- again, a pocket listing.
Sources close to the couple confirm ... both...
Kendall and Kylie in more age-appropriate bikinis. [The Superficial]
Tipsy and engaged! [Lainey Gossip]
FIRST PHOTOS: Anna Paquin's baby bump. [Starpulse]
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are on the rocks. [Cele|bitchy]
Norway almost experienced a State of Emergency because of stupid Justin Bieber girly-fans. [TMZ]
The gay version of 'Girls': 'The Outs'. [The Frisky]
Gisele Bundchen has baby #2 on board. [Socialite Life]
The Devil Wears Prada book sequel on the way! [OMGBlog]
...
I'm just laying this one right on you guys---how do you all feel about Christian Bale? I'm kind of apathetic toward him. My husband thinks he's one of the greatest actors of our time, but I don't know. I'm definitely more reserved with my high praises of him than anything. His portrayal of Bruce Wayne/Batman, in my humblest of opinions, is tepid at best (but maybe that's because I'm of the Michael Keaton generation), and though he definitely carved out a notch in Hollywood A-listery with his per...
“Yeah, but they’re lying while that video is being made. The act is in itself a lie. You’re faking something. The girl is lying there, she’s pretending that she doesn’t know the camera’s on, she’s getting banged, and “accidentally” it leaks out? Everyone leaks their own sex tapes! That’s a ploy to get famous—that’s not about the sex. It’s not like when Madonna did her Sex book, and it was an artistic endeavor where she acknowledged it and spoke about it and was so upfr...
Ha! That was a joke, guys. There's nothing mad cool about the way Snooki's dressed here, and it's not even for the fact that she's, like, almost six months pregnant and tottering around in huge, Spice Girl-like platform sandals and she almost bit it in them twice. No, this outfit is just craptacular to begin with, from all angles, and the fact that a pregnant lady's wearing such ridiculous attire only adds to the ensemble's general atrocity.
I know, I know---some of you are probably thinking...
From Radar Online:
... RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the real reason why the pop singer did so [walked off set so many times] -- Brit has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and can't take medication for it.
"Britney was diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in her teens and used to take medication for it," a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. "The medication helped her deal with it, however, she can't take it now because it in...
And all I'm trying to do here is figure out if he's attractive in an odd sort of way, or if he's just flat-the-f-ck-out creepy---both in looks and in practices.
Above, and below in the gallery, we have some new photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and her newest boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, who, if you missed yesterday's post, is the half-brother of former French President, Nicolas Sarkozy.
The two were photographed together in public back in April, this time at a Knicks game in Madison Square Garden, and if you weren't creeped out by yesterday's...
No, really, she did. From Harper's UK:
... Even though it was unmistakably Florence she wasn't dressed like Florence and she didn't act like Florence. Even I did a double take to make sure it was her because she looked so chic, so groomed, so not her stage herself. She looked like a very chic Knightsbridge mother. She told me she likes playing with her looks, and at the moment she said she likes old lady chic, like the Olsen twins who she adores.
Well, OK. I mean, she was just one or two s...
OK, I'm going to just come right out and say this: Diane Kruger looks like shit. No, no, really, and I say this with all of the love in the world, because I do love Diane Kruger---she looks like garbage. What happened here? Her shoes and that hat and her head all make her so shrunken and sickly-looking and too small. Is it because she and Joshua Jackson have been dating for a century now and she's stressed out that they're still not making the ultimate commitment? Well, no, not according to Dia...
And are you familiar with the surname 'Sarkozy'? As in, you know, maybe former French President, Nicolas Sarkozy? Well it's not him. Sorry. But it is rumored to be his half-brother, Olivier Sarkozy, who is the forty-two year-old managing director of Carlyle Financial, a global asset management group who is worth a pretty penny himself.
From the New York Post:
... Sources say the former French president’s 42-year-old younger half-brother, who’s managing director of the Carlyle Group, has been see...
People have gone and upset 'The Client List's Jennifer Love Hewitt, guys. She's all upset that people are writing malicious things about her like that her boobs are fake, she's "cursed" in love, and the like, and you know what? She's so upset about it that she's---surprise, surprise---gone to Twitter to vent her frustrations. Not only is she calling people out about haters, she's also retweeting things like, "Is it going to take Superman to sweep me off my feet?" which is not exactly deterring p...
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have both discreetly listed their homes for sale, setting the stage for the big, "We're movin' in together" ... TMZ has learned.
Kim has given a "pocket listing" to a realtor for her $4.8 mil Beverly Hills home -- a pocket listing doesn't appear in official real estate documents. We're told Kim's asking price is $5 million.
Ditto Kanye, who listed his L.A. home as well -- again, a pocket listing.
Sources close to the couple confirm ... both...
Kendall and Kylie in more age-appropriate bikinis. [The Superficial]
Tipsy and engaged! [Lainey Gossip]
FIRST PHOTOS: Anna Paquin's baby bump. [Starpulse]
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are on the rocks. [Cele|bitchy]
Norway almost experienced a State of Emergency because of stupid Justin Bieber girly-fans. [TMZ]
The gay version of 'Girls': 'The Outs'. [The Frisky]
Gisele Bundchen has baby #2 on board. [Socialite Life]
The Devil Wears Prada book sequel on the way! [OMGBlog]
...
I'm just laying this one right on you guys---how do you all feel about Christian Bale? I'm kind of apathetic toward him. My husband thinks he's one of the greatest actors of our time, but I don't know. I'm definitely more reserved with my high praises of him than anything. His portrayal of Bruce Wayne/Batman, in my humblest of opinions, is tepid at best (but maybe that's because I'm of the Michael Keaton generation), and though he definitely carved out a notch in Hollywood A-listery with his per...
“Yeah, but they’re lying while that video is being made. The act is in itself a lie. You’re faking something. The girl is lying there, she’s pretending that she doesn’t know the camera’s on, she’s getting banged, and “accidentally” it leaks out? Everyone leaks their own sex tapes! That’s a ploy to get famous—that’s not about the sex. It’s not like when Madonna did her Sex book, and it was an artistic endeavor where she acknowledged it and spoke about it and was so upfr...