I know. It really, really pains me to say that, especially coming so quickly after a "Christina Aguilera, what the hell are you thinking, girl" kind of post, but maybe that's precisely why LeAnn is like a sight for sore eyes here. Christina practically seared off the first layer of my retinas, and though LeAnn is a total twat, she looks pretty here and it's kind of refreshing to see someone who doesn't have six inches of pancake makeup pasted on.
I mean, yeah, she's still too skinny, and there'...
Here's a hint: it's not good. The yellow in her hair? Well, if we can speak frankly here, it looks like pee. Flat-out urine. And it apparently dribbled down your body and stained your shoes (which I actually love, despite the fact that they match the pee-colored hair). And the bandage dress? Girl, they're so six months ago. I also see the skanky-looking red lipstick has made its grand return, and to that I say, "What the f-ck." You were doing so, so well. This? It needs to make a comeback:
Wa...
From TMZ:
... Sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We're told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.
But it's not all good news -- or maybe it is -- because we're told that while T's Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances.
According to our sources, ...
From People:
A beaming Drew Barrymore, 37, tied the knot Saturday with her fiancé of five months, art dealer Will Kopelman, at her Montecito, Calif., home.
Designed by celebrity wedding planners Yifat Oren and and Stefanie Cove – who handled Reese Witherspoon's country chic nuptials last March – the intimate ceremony was "a classic, simple, very pretty, garden-inspired wedding," a source tells PEOPLE.
They were wed under a chuppah, and a rabbi officiated.
Guests included Withe...
Ahem. By the numbers, now, shall we?
:32 (this is going to be a long one, guys). Already I want to kill myself. How am I going to make it through the remaining four-plus minutes? Pack it in and hold on folks.
:41. Good thing Kendall and Kylie Jenner have their MOM to teach them how to dance like little whores on a boat. These two have a long road of fun cut out for them, let me tell you.
:55. Who are the wannabe-Kardashians? And why would anyone WANT to be a Kardashian?
1:11. KIM. PUT YOUR ASS AWAY.
1:18. Scott Disick is officially an embarrassment to all white men 'round the world.
1:22. KIM. WE KNOW IT'S YOU. PUT YOUR ASS AWAY.
1:27. Weird Kardashian brother. Stop pretending that you don't want to hump Kim's ass, weird Kardashian brother.
1:33. MY EYES! I'M F-CKING BLIND! BLIND!BLIND!!!!!!!!
2:12. ... Still recovering. And only Kim Kardashian would spray tan in the Dominican Republic.
2:27. Told you it was Kim's ass.
2:40. "Have sex on rugs that's Persian." Let me guess: YOU'RE PERSIAN, KIM, AREN'T YOU.
3:15. One of those Jenner girls probably has skin cancer today.
3:16. ... And Bruce Jenner was definitely about to slap her ass.
3:22. Wait. Where's Khloe and Lamar?
3:56. Why can't this ship just sink?
4:13. Wait. Kourtney's water just broke? LIARS.
4:17. Kris Jenner is really classy spouting "motherf-cker" all over the place.
And that, guys? Is how you get shit done on a Sunday morning. Dear God. />
Ahem. By the numbers, now, shall we?
:32 (this is going to be a long one, guys). Already I want to kill myself. How am I going to make it through the remaining four-plus minutes? Pack it in and hold on folks.
:41. Good thing Kendall and Kylie Jenner have their MOM to teach them how to dance like little whores on a boat. These two have a long road of fun cut out for them, let me tell you.
:55. Who are the wannabe-Kardashians? And why would anyone WANT to be a Kardashian?
1:11. KIM. PUT YOUR AS...
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Damn. Damn, damn, damn. See, we'd gone almost an entire thirty days without seeing new photographs of these two walking next to one another, and I'd almost begun to trick myself into thinking that Ryan had up and dumped Eva because she was pressuring him to have babies.
Here we have photos of Ryan and Eva departing from LAX yesterday afternoon, presumably jet-setting to somewhere fabulous like Thailand or France or Spain to enjoy the carnal pleasures of one another. And all insubstantial jealousy aside? These two are ... God, they're so hot. The two of them. Eva is so effortlessly chic and fashionable and hot, and Ryan is so mysterious-looking and handsome and hot AND looks like he smells positively amazing.
I don't care for Eva Mendes much---and I think I've made that pretty clear in the past---but I just can't deny anymore that there's got to be something to this ... this lady. There's got to be for Ryan to be allowing her to hold onto him for this long, anyway.
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Damn. Damn, damn, damn. See, we'd gone almost an entire thirty days without seeing new photographs of these two walking next to one another, and I'd almost begun to trick myself into thinking that Ryan had up and dumped Eva because she was pressuring him to have babies.
Here we have photos of Ryan and Eva departing from LAX yesterday afternoon, presumably jet-setting to somewhere fabulous like Thailand or France or Spain to enjoy the carnal pleasures of one another. And all insubstantial jealousy aside? These two are ... G...
And his response, when asked by TMZ point-blank if he was using drugs again, was just as weird and cryptic as someone you'd expect to be on drugs ... well, to be:
I can't speak to anyone's opinion or judgement.
I was there
they were not.
their tepid
hearsay is a baseless
static drone.
a mantra.
their theme.
I refuse to be held hostage by their 'constitutional'
privelidge,
to judge those
who can and who do.
nabobs.
CS
You know, I watched 'St. Elmo's Fire' the other day. That, and ...
*So, this woman is positively in no way a celebrity, though she thinks she is. I mean, I guess she's a "celebrity" in a manner of speaking, much like Snooki is a "celebrity," but I felt the compulsion to make the point that the asterisk denotes sarcasm or, at the very least, an antonym of sorts.
Anyway, this lady was photographed sans makeup on the rooftop of her daughter's apartment building, and I've got to say---this is one nasty woman. I don't care how many reality shows you're offered by people...
"…One of the worst moments in my entire life. It was an audition for Coyote Ugly, my second audition ever. I’d done the reading for the acting part and then Jerry Bruckheimer wanted me to come in and dance… on top of the table. Yes. They said, ‘You’re going to dance to Prince’s Kiss. You’re going to pole dance, but there is no pole.’ And I just turned beet red. It was awful, and he said something like, ‘Honey, you did a great reading, but you’ve got no rhythm.’ I called m...
You want to know who we haven't talked about in almost two years? Well, lots of people. But specifically speaking, the answer to that question is Cate Blanchett, although 'Cate Blanchett' could be the answer to many questions, including things like, "Who's so ungodly gorgeous it's pretty much unfair," and "Who is the best-looking forty-three year-old you know," and "Who's going to be in the Lincoln Center Festival this summer," because 'Cate Blanchett' would definitely be the answer to all three o...
Real talk: When I wrote that headline, I seriously typed "... See Lindsay on the Set of the Lipz Taylor Movie." Talk about a Freudian slip of flop-lip proportions. Man.
Anyway, this is Lindsay during test shoots and pre-production photos for the Liz Taylor biopic (it's called 'Liz & Dick', if the casting choice didn't already tip you off that this movie's going to be JUST GREAT) while on a smoke break. Sources say that Lindsay recently had her hair cut and dyed to match Liz's dark, sultry st...
Can you even believe it? Before the news has really hit anywhere, we have the exclusive that Angelina Jolie is pregnant and currently expecting her ... I don't know, what is this, her ninth kid? Tenth? Whatever. The thing that matters is that there are hungry children in the world and gay couples who aren't allowed to marry yet, but Brad and Angelina are adding to the world's population and planning a sure-to-be-stellar wedding event that's going to cost what it'd take to feed a medium-sized country for a year probably going to happen before that tiny belly pops.
Congrats, guys! />
Can you even believe it? Before the news has really hit anywhere, we have the exclusive that Angelina Jolie is pregnant and currently expecting her ... I don't know, what is this, her ninth kid? Tenth? Whatever. The thing that matters is that there are hungry children in the world and gay couples who aren't allowed to marry yet, but Brad and Angelina are adding to the world's population and planning a sure-to-be-stellar wedding event that's going to cost what it'd take to fee...
I know. It really, really pains me to say that, especially coming so quickly after a "Christina Aguilera, what the hell are you thinking, girl" kind of post, but maybe that's precisely why LeAnn is like a sight for sore eyes here. Christina practically seared off the first layer of my retinas, and though LeAnn is a total twat, she looks pretty here and it's kind of refreshing to see someone who doesn't have six inches of pancake makeup pasted on.
I mean, yeah, she's still too skinny, and there'...
Here's a hint: it's not good. The yellow in her hair? Well, if we can speak frankly here, it looks like pee. Flat-out urine. And it apparently dribbled down your body and stained your shoes (which I actually love, despite the fact that they match the pee-colored hair). And the bandage dress? Girl, they're so six months ago. I also see the skanky-looking red lipstick has made its grand return, and to that I say, "What the f-ck." You were doing so, so well. This? It needs to make a comeback:
Wa...
From TMZ:
... Sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We're told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.
But it's not all good news -- or maybe it is -- because we're told that while T's Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances.
According to our sources, ...
From People:
A beaming Drew Barrymore, 37, tied the knot Saturday with her fiancé of five months, art dealer Will Kopelman, at her Montecito, Calif., home.
Designed by celebrity wedding planners Yifat Oren and and Stefanie Cove – who handled Reese Witherspoon's country chic nuptials last March – the intimate ceremony was "a classic, simple, very pretty, garden-inspired wedding," a source tells PEOPLE.
They were wed under a chuppah, and a rabbi officiated.
Guests included Withe...
And his response, when asked by TMZ point-blank if he was using drugs again, was just as weird and cryptic as someone you'd expect to be on drugs ... well, to be:
I can't speak to anyone's opinion or judgement.
I was there
they were not.
their tepid
hearsay is a baseless
static drone.
a mantra.
their theme.
I refuse to be held hostage by their 'constitutional'
privelidge,
to judge those
who can and who do.
nabobs.
CS
You know, I watched 'St. Elmo's Fire' the other day. That, and ...
*So, this woman is positively in no way a celebrity, though she thinks she is. I mean, I guess she's a "celebrity" in a manner of speaking, much like Snooki is a "celebrity," but I felt the compulsion to make the point that the asterisk denotes sarcasm or, at the very least, an antonym of sorts.
Anyway, this lady was photographed sans makeup on the rooftop of her daughter's apartment building, and I've got to say---this is one nasty woman. I don't care how many reality shows you're offered by people...
"…One of the worst moments in my entire life. It was an audition for Coyote Ugly, my second audition ever. I’d done the reading for the acting part and then Jerry Bruckheimer wanted me to come in and dance… on top of the table. Yes. They said, ‘You’re going to dance to Prince’s Kiss. You’re going to pole dance, but there is no pole.’ And I just turned beet red. It was awful, and he said something like, ‘Honey, you did a great reading, but you’ve got no rhythm.’ I called m...
You want to know who we haven't talked about in almost two years? Well, lots of people. But specifically speaking, the answer to that question is Cate Blanchett, although 'Cate Blanchett' could be the answer to many questions, including things like, "Who's so ungodly gorgeous it's pretty much unfair," and "Who is the best-looking forty-three year-old you know," and "Who's going to be in the Lincoln Center Festival this summer," because 'Cate Blanchett' would definitely be the answer to all three o...
Real talk: When I wrote that headline, I seriously typed "... See Lindsay on the Set of the Lipz Taylor Movie." Talk about a Freudian slip of flop-lip proportions. Man.
Anyway, this is Lindsay during test shoots and pre-production photos for the Liz Taylor biopic (it's called 'Liz & Dick', if the casting choice didn't already tip you off that this movie's going to be JUST GREAT) while on a smoke break. Sources say that Lindsay recently had her hair cut and dyed to match Liz's dark, sultry st...