So this is what Mary-Kate's up to lately---aside from sleeping with a man twice her age who has questionable looks (not that it's always about looks, because come on). As for why she did it, hell. I don't know. She's no stranger to brunette locks, and maybe---just maybe---it's got something to do with the fact that Olivier Sarkozy might like to get his fingers caught in dark brown snarls instead of mounds of sand-colored ones.
All snark aside, I'm seriously loving this. Loving it. She looks po...
No one is allowed to photograph Kim Kardashian from the back. Thought you knew. [The Superficial]
If you love the smell of books, this perfume is for you. [The Frisky]
Mel Gibson's dad is being abused. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga's fans made her cry. [Starpulse]
This is her wedding fringe. [Lainey Gossip]
Padma Lakshmi and her daughter. [Socialite Life]
More Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor photos. [Yeeeah]
Kris Humphries is a good, Christian boy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Dana Carvey as Garth. [theBER...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
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The winner on last week’s Mario Lopez photo: Mego
"Here I come / I’m comin’ to get ya Foxy lady / You look so ...
And really, what would something involving Lindsay Lohan be like if there wasn't an errant boob flying around all over the place, right?
Lindsay Lohan's on a roll filming her new movie, 'Liz & Dick'. Or rather, she's on a boat, and scuffling with the actor portraying Richard Burton, Grant Bowler, who we talked a little bit about here last night.
I don't know, guys. I don't have a whole lot to say about these pictures other than "ginger tit." And "Meth face." Oh! And my personal favorite, "FLOP LIP."
...
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That photo up there is from Gwyneth's Twitter account, and the photo was captioned with the following:
Ni**as in Paris for real
And people are FREAK...
Guys, I'm not really sure that this whole thing could actually get any sadder. Because it probably can't. See these pictures? They're---obviously---of Lindsay Lohan, doing her filming thing of 'Liz & Dick', and Liz Taylor, God rest her soul, is probably doing backflips in her urn. I'm kidding. She's probably not doing backflips in her urn. I don't even know if she was cremated, so how could I go about making that kind of assumption? Wherever she is, whatever she's doing, she's probably smoking ...
The Hollywood Reporter has gone and done their annual Emmy Roundtable, and this month's edition features the leading ladies of the most-talked-about shows on television. Claire Danes, Emmy Rossum, Kyra Sedgwick, January Jones, Julianne Marguiles, and Mireille Enos all sat down for an interview and a pretty photo shoot (the pretty photo shoot was my favorite, no surprise there). This is what they had to say about their careers and their respective shows.
Claire Danes for 'Homeland':
"Wh...
"Rooney can get this glazed over like look in her eyes that you’re like, ‘Oh, God! I hope I never see that coming my way.’ She’s the most mousy and terrifying person I’ve ever met. She’s such a little introvert. She’s also the sweetest little thing you’ve ever met."
This is ... ahem, Channing, talking about his co-star in the upcoming drama, 'The Bitter Pill'. Rooney plays a housewife that's addicted to prescription medications, and has a husband (Channing) who's about to b...
I told you this was going to be bad, guys. I mean, just look at Paris and Nicky Hilton there. You just know that they're going to be in the number one slot (that's a spoiler; they're definitely in the number one slot), what with the girls' surgically-enhanced patellas and Paris's ever-evolving wonk-eye. What's going on with that, anyway? Did she finally go blind from all of the shots---yeah, those shots---to the eye? Is it just bad plastic surgery? What the hell is it?
Others on the list inclu...
I don't know what you guys thought of the fashion at this year's MTV Movie Awards, but I thought it to be seriously, seriously lacking. Even Russell Brand's semi-inappropriate (OK, not at all inappropriate) quips about marrying Michael Fassbender and rubbing him down with massage oil---massage oil that he "needed to borrow from John Travolta"---paled in comparison to how completely boring everyone looked at the awards. In light of that, I've compiled a really lame "best dressed" list, because i...
Breaking News: 'The Green Lantern' is gay. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston still wants you to think she's perfect. [Lainey Gossip]
'Hunger Games' domination. [Starpulse]
Who'd you rather: Ciara or Amber Rose? [Bossip]
One of the best ventriloquist performances. [theBERRY]
Emma Watson: rock and roll or goofy? [Cele|bitchy]
How 'Snow White and the Huntsman' is doing. [Amy Grindhouse]
The guy who turned his dead cat into a helicopter. [The Frisky]
Adam Levine is hooking u...
So this is what Mary-Kate's up to lately---aside from sleeping with a man twice her age who has questionable looks (not that it's always about looks, because come on). As for why she did it, hell. I don't know. She's no stranger to brunette locks, and maybe---just maybe---it's got something to do with the fact that Olivier Sarkozy might like to get his fingers caught in dark brown snarls instead of mounds of sand-colored ones.
All snark aside, I'm seriously loving this. Loving it. She looks po...
No one is allowed to photograph Kim Kardashian from the back. Thought you knew. [The Superficial]
If you love the smell of books, this perfume is for you. [The Frisky]
Mel Gibson's dad is being abused. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga's fans made her cry. [Starpulse]
This is her wedding fringe. [Lainey Gossip]
Padma Lakshmi and her daughter. [Socialite Life]
More Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor photos. [Yeeeah]
Kris Humphries is a good, Christian boy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Dana Carvey as Garth. [theBER...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Mario Lopez photo: Mego
"Here I come / I’m comin’ to get ya Foxy lady / You look so ...
And really, what would something involving Lindsay Lohan be like if there wasn't an errant boob flying around all over the place, right?
Lindsay Lohan's on a roll filming her new movie, 'Liz & Dick'. Or rather, she's on a boat, and scuffling with the actor portraying Richard Burton, Grant Bowler, who we talked a little bit about here last night.
I don't know, guys. I don't have a whole lot to say about these pictures other than "ginger tit." And "Meth face." Oh! And my personal favorite, "FLOP LIP."
...
Guys, I'm not really sure that this whole thing could actually get any sadder. Because it probably can't. See these pictures? They're---obviously---of Lindsay Lohan, doing her filming thing of 'Liz & Dick', and Liz Taylor, God rest her soul, is probably doing backflips in her urn. I'm kidding. She's probably not doing backflips in her urn. I don't even know if she was cremated, so how could I go about making that kind of assumption? Wherever she is, whatever she's doing, she's probably smoking ...
The Hollywood Reporter has gone and done their annual Emmy Roundtable, and this month's edition features the leading ladies of the most-talked-about shows on television. Claire Danes, Emmy Rossum, Kyra Sedgwick, January Jones, Julianne Marguiles, and Mireille Enos all sat down for an interview and a pretty photo shoot (the pretty photo shoot was my favorite, no surprise there). This is what they had to say about their careers and their respective shows.
Claire Danes for 'Homeland':
"Wh...
"Rooney can get this glazed over like look in her eyes that you’re like, ‘Oh, God! I hope I never see that coming my way.’ She’s the most mousy and terrifying person I’ve ever met. She’s such a little introvert. She’s also the sweetest little thing you’ve ever met."
This is ... ahem, Channing, talking about his co-star in the upcoming drama, 'The Bitter Pill'. Rooney plays a housewife that's addicted to prescription medications, and has a husband (Channing) who's about to b...
I told you this was going to be bad, guys. I mean, just look at Paris and Nicky Hilton there. You just know that they're going to be in the number one slot (that's a spoiler; they're definitely in the number one slot), what with the girls' surgically-enhanced patellas and Paris's ever-evolving wonk-eye. What's going on with that, anyway? Did she finally go blind from all of the shots---yeah, those shots---to the eye? Is it just bad plastic surgery? What the hell is it?
Others on the list inclu...
I don't know what you guys thought of the fashion at this year's MTV Movie Awards, but I thought it to be seriously, seriously lacking. Even Russell Brand's semi-inappropriate (OK, not at all inappropriate) quips about marrying Michael Fassbender and rubbing him down with massage oil---massage oil that he "needed to borrow from John Travolta"---paled in comparison to how completely boring everyone looked at the awards. In light of that, I've compiled a really lame "best dressed" list, because i...
Breaking News: 'The Green Lantern' is gay. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston still wants you to think she's perfect. [Lainey Gossip]
'Hunger Games' domination. [Starpulse]
Who'd you rather: Ciara or Amber Rose? [Bossip]
One of the best ventriloquist performances. [theBERRY]
Emma Watson: rock and roll or goofy? [Cele|bitchy]
How 'Snow White and the Huntsman' is doing. [Amy Grindhouse]
The guy who turned his dead cat into a helicopter. [The Frisky]
Adam Levine is hooking u...