Oh gosh. That's quite something, huh? And it looks, well ... it looks a lot like Miley's old, craptastic Forever 21 "engagement ring" that she was rocking a few months back, just classier and not as brassy-looking. Emily told you guys this morning that Miley Cyrus is going to get married---and at such a good time, too, what with Liam doing all sorts of big-name projects with big-name actors and actresses. It's a veritable gold mine, and the ring itself isn't so shabby. It's not exactly my cup of ...
... And I think it's probably referring to her nipples.
But seriously, what the fresh hell is this? THIS:
WHAT IS IT? From the Huff Po:
[Director Richard] Phillips brought in the experts for the project, working with acclaimed surf movie director Taylor Steele (who also co-directed “Lindsay Lohan”), pro-surfer Kassia Meador and none other than Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk (for the film’s score). According to a press release, the short is a “post-modern take on the surf f...
Charlie Sheen wants to bone Denise Richards all over again. [The Superficial]
More Taylor Swift-bashing courtesy of John Mayer. How I love this. [Lainey Gossip]
Confirmed: Gisele Bundchen pregnant with another angelic angel from angel-place. [Starpulse]
Jim Carrey bashes that chick he used to sleep with. Jenny McCarthy. Right. [TMZ]
Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole are probably hooking up. [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber: "I'm like Michael Jackson." [Seriously OMG]
10 Celebrity Couples ...
Because come on. Sure you do. Who doesn't want a $50 Amazon gift card? Do you know how many rubber bands you can buy on Amazon for fifty bucks? Something like nine pounds of 'em. You can buy a remote control for your iTunes whatever, you can purchase ten topsy-turvy strawberry planters---and all for fifty bucks or under. If rubber bands and strawberry planters don't really interest you, well. I've got good news for you: if you win, it's your fifty bucks and you can spend it on whatever you like. I re...
Oh gosh, for the first time in the history of mankind, I agree with something John Mayer's saying. Is it time to throw the towel in on being a normal, well-adjusted human being? Well, maybe, but I've been thinking about that for some time now, anyway.
From a recent Rolling Stone interview:
John Mayer says that he was "really humiliated" by Taylor Swift's song "Dear John," which the country-pop star allegedly wrote about him. "It made me feel terrible," Mayer says in the new issue of Roll...
And before you say, "Why, didn't he just say that he was going to be single 'til his divorce from Kim Kardashian was final, Sarah?" the answer is "yes." He absolutely did.
Wait, what's that? You don't quite remember? Well there was this big old report from Radar Online, citing multiple sources who all said that Kris would be taking his marital estrangement seriously and wouldn't keep the company of another woman until lawfully able. It went something like this:
... Media reports circulated...
The one where Justin Bieber shows everyone his penis. [The Superficial]
People are copying Anne Hathaway left and right. [Lainey Gossip]
There's no way Miley's marriage is gonna last. [Starpulse]
Octomom cancelled her strip gig because you hurt her feelings, you asshole. [TMZ]
LeBron James' 10 Biggest Fails of All Time. [Bossip]
YES on NOSTALGIC FOOD. [theBERRY]
Good news for Hobbit fans. [Huff Po]
Barack Obama sings 'Call Me Maybe'. [Hollywood PQ]
... And Amanda Bynes is ...
From the Las Vegas Review Journal:
"I worried about my memory so much that I went and got an MRI. And I found out I have a brain tumor. And I was, like, 'See? I knew there was something wrong.'?"
I didn't know whether Sheryl was joking or not because we had just been laughing about how she recently forgot some lyrics on stage. But she wasn't kidding.
"I haven't really talked about it," she said. "In November, I found out I have a brain tumor. But it's benign, so I don't have to worry ...
(Hah, as if the picture wasn't reason enough.)
OK, so "essay" might be a strong word. Let's just call it a "reason" and we'll end there. I don't exactly have it in me to do an entire "essay" about Joey Lawrence, because he's not even remotely important in the grand scheme of things, even though he really, really, really thinks he is. From Celebuzz:
... Actor Joey Lawrence tells Celebuzz he has no desire to do a full-on Blossom reunion, should the opportunity arise in the future.
“It wa...
It's all about Charlize Theron's boobs. [IDLYITW]
'The Wire': The Musical! [Pajiba]
More Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor photos. And these are also bad. [Hollywood Dame]
10 Very Good Reasons You're Not Married Yet. [Jezebel]
PHOTOS: Eva and Ryan's super-steamy vacation. [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewart smokes pot, duh. [Cele|bitchy]
Piranha purses go with everything. [The Frisky]
Anna Wintour for Barack Obama. [OMGBlog]
Katy Perry's bra outtakes. [The Blemish]
Paris Hilton's wonk-eye, explained. [Yeeeah]
Jenny McCarth...
OK, call me overly-sentimental this morning, but this movie looks amazing. It's moving and heartwarming and Emma Watson is flat-out f-cking adorkable in this trailer. Her "American" accent is a little bit sketchy, but she definitely pulls off this performance and rocks it right the hell out.
The movie, 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower', is based on the book of the same name, and according to IMDB is a coming-of-age drama-dy:
An introvert freshman is taken under the wings of two seniors who welcome him to the real world.
A trailer of the film, released last night, shows the former Harry Potter series actor dancing in lingerie during a burlesque show to a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"I was very nervous to that stuff," Miss Watson told a cable television channel at the MTV Movie Awards yesterday. "It was tough. I think Harry Potter fans will love it because it has so much heart, like the Harry Potter stories do. I feel like it's the perfect transition from Harry Potter to kind of a more adolescent movie. It's a little bit of an older tone. It's darker."
Stephen Chbosky’s book is among those that have prompted most complaints to the American Library Association, for its treatment of drugs, homosexuality, nudity and offensive language.
'Perks' is set to premiere in September, later this year, and while I probably won't see it in theaters, I'm quite sure that it'll be a guilty-pleasure Saturday afternoon movie when it comes out on HBO or something. />Get More: Nina Dobrev, Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, 2012 Movie Awards, New Movies
OK, call me overly-sentimental this morning, but this movie looks amazing. It's moving and heartwarming and Emma Watson is flat-out f-cking adorkable in this trailer. Her "American" accent is a little bit sketchy, but she definitely pulls off this performance and rocks it right the hell out.
The movie, 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower', is based on the book of the same name, and according to IMDB is a coming-of-age drama-dy:
...
From the Daily Mail via Vanity Fair Italia:
Winslet on whether she’s bored with talking about body image: “Better say that I’m bored of what it means that we are still here talking about it: it means that nothing has changed. Otherwise, no, I believe it is important to go on insisting that normality is not what we are exposed to. Honestly, among my acquaintances there is no woman wearing XS. No, sorry, there is one: my daughter. The point is that Mia is 11 years old.”
On public crit...
Oh gosh. That's quite something, huh? And it looks, well ... it looks a lot like Miley's old, craptastic Forever 21 "engagement ring" that she was rocking a few months back, just classier and not as brassy-looking. Emily told you guys this morning that Miley Cyrus is going to get married---and at such a good time, too, what with Liam doing all sorts of big-name projects with big-name actors and actresses. It's a veritable gold mine, and the ring itself isn't so shabby. It's not exactly my cup of ...
... And I think it's probably referring to her nipples.
But seriously, what the fresh hell is this? THIS:
WHAT IS IT? From the Huff Po:
[Director Richard] Phillips brought in the experts for the project, working with acclaimed surf movie director Taylor Steele (who also co-directed “Lindsay Lohan”), pro-surfer Kassia Meador and none other than Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk (for the film’s score). According to a press release, the short is a “post-modern take on the surf f...
Charlie Sheen wants to bone Denise Richards all over again. [The Superficial]
More Taylor Swift-bashing courtesy of John Mayer. How I love this. [Lainey Gossip]
Confirmed: Gisele Bundchen pregnant with another angelic angel from angel-place. [Starpulse]
Jim Carrey bashes that chick he used to sleep with. Jenny McCarthy. Right. [TMZ]
Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole are probably hooking up. [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber: "I'm like Michael Jackson." [Seriously OMG]
10 Celebrity Couples ...
Because come on. Sure you do. Who doesn't want a $50 Amazon gift card? Do you know how many rubber bands you can buy on Amazon for fifty bucks? Something like nine pounds of 'em. You can buy a remote control for your iTunes whatever, you can purchase ten topsy-turvy strawberry planters---and all for fifty bucks or under. If rubber bands and strawberry planters don't really interest you, well. I've got good news for you: if you win, it's your fifty bucks and you can spend it on whatever you like. I re...
Oh gosh, for the first time in the history of mankind, I agree with something John Mayer's saying. Is it time to throw the towel in on being a normal, well-adjusted human being? Well, maybe, but I've been thinking about that for some time now, anyway.
From a recent Rolling Stone interview:
John Mayer says that he was "really humiliated" by Taylor Swift's song "Dear John," which the country-pop star allegedly wrote about him. "It made me feel terrible," Mayer says in the new issue of Roll...
And before you say, "Why, didn't he just say that he was going to be single 'til his divorce from Kim Kardashian was final, Sarah?" the answer is "yes." He absolutely did.
Wait, what's that? You don't quite remember? Well there was this big old report from Radar Online, citing multiple sources who all said that Kris would be taking his marital estrangement seriously and wouldn't keep the company of another woman until lawfully able. It went something like this:
... Media reports circulated...
The one where Justin Bieber shows everyone his penis. [The Superficial]
People are copying Anne Hathaway left and right. [Lainey Gossip]
There's no way Miley's marriage is gonna last. [Starpulse]
Octomom cancelled her strip gig because you hurt her feelings, you asshole. [TMZ]
LeBron James' 10 Biggest Fails of All Time. [Bossip]
YES on NOSTALGIC FOOD. [theBERRY]
Good news for Hobbit fans. [Huff Po]
Barack Obama sings 'Call Me Maybe'. [Hollywood PQ]
... And Amanda Bynes is ...
From the Las Vegas Review Journal:
"I worried about my memory so much that I went and got an MRI. And I found out I have a brain tumor. And I was, like, 'See? I knew there was something wrong.'?"
I didn't know whether Sheryl was joking or not because we had just been laughing about how she recently forgot some lyrics on stage. But she wasn't kidding.
"I haven't really talked about it," she said. "In November, I found out I have a brain tumor. But it's benign, so I don't have to worry ...
(Hah, as if the picture wasn't reason enough.)
OK, so "essay" might be a strong word. Let's just call it a "reason" and we'll end there. I don't exactly have it in me to do an entire "essay" about Joey Lawrence, because he's not even remotely important in the grand scheme of things, even though he really, really, really thinks he is. From Celebuzz:
... Actor Joey Lawrence tells Celebuzz he has no desire to do a full-on Blossom reunion, should the opportunity arise in the future.
“It wa...
It's all about Charlize Theron's boobs. [IDLYITW]
'The Wire': The Musical! [Pajiba]
More Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor photos. And these are also bad. [Hollywood Dame]
10 Very Good Reasons You're Not Married Yet. [Jezebel]
PHOTOS: Eva and Ryan's super-steamy vacation. [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewart smokes pot, duh. [Cele|bitchy]
Piranha purses go with everything. [The Frisky]
Anna Wintour for Barack Obama. [OMGBlog]
Katy Perry's bra outtakes. [The Blemish]
Paris Hilton's wonk-eye, explained. [Yeeeah]
Jenny McCarth...
From the Daily Mail via Vanity Fair Italia:
Winslet on whether she’s bored with talking about body image: “Better say that I’m bored of what it means that we are still here talking about it: it means that nothing has changed. Otherwise, no, I believe it is important to go on insisting that normality is not what we are exposed to. Honestly, among my acquaintances there is no woman wearing XS. No, sorry, there is one: my daughter. The point is that Mia is 11 years old.”
On public crit...