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Quotables: Malin Akerman Talks “Tonguiest” Tongue Kiss Ever

photo of malin akerman pictures "It was actually a kiss that - we know this is true love, we're going to be together forever kind of moment. So he walks in and in the script it says, "It's the tonguiest tongue kiss of all time. How do you - what are we going to do? He just goes, "You guys, go at it. Tom, if you've got to lick her eyeball, lick her eyeball. 'I was, like? Oh, my God. It literally is for me a cringing moment. I saw it, I was like, I can't watch ... To be able to do a duet with Tom Cruise and then to undress him...

‘Mrs. Doubtfire’: The Horror Film

This is awesome. It's awesome, and it's forever changed the face of one of my all-time favorite movies (though I'd still love it even if it were a horror film. From Moviefone:
Today in unsettling Internet video news, the trailer for "Mrs. Doubtfire "has been recut as a horror film. (Because, why not?) Besides some crafty editing and the addition of a creepy score, the only real difference between the original clip and this one is the lack of Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)." While Robin Williams' "new" Mrs. Doubtfire is no Buffalo Bill, the trailer is certainly sinister, making the original film look about as terrifying as Williams' 2002 psychological thriller, "One Hour Photo." This isn't the first time a children's movie has been recut as a scary flick. A few years ago a horror "Mary Poppins" trailer, entitled "Scary Mary," showed us all that there's just something off about a babysitter who travels by umbrella.
Call me twisted, but I think this should be done to ALL of the great family movies ... 'The Wizard of Oz' ... 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' ... 'A CHRISTMAS STORY'. The possibilities are endless. What movie would you like to see recut into a horror flick? /> This is awesome. It's awesome, and it's forever changed the face of one of my all-time favorite movies (though I'd still love it even if it were a horror film. From Moviefone: Today in unsettling Internet video news, the trailer for "Mrs. Doubtfire "has been recut as a horror film. (Because, why not?) Besides some crafty editing and the addition of a creepy score, the only real difference between the original clip and this one is the lack of Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)...

Jada Pinkett-Smith Doesn’t Eat for Pleasure, and This Picture Proves It

photo of jada pinkett smith pictures From Us Weekly: There’s a reason Jada Pinkett Smith has maintained her flawless bod for more than 20 years: “I don’t eat for pleasure,” she tells Essence. Pinkett Smith, 40, explains that she “had the only West Indian grandmother that could not cook. She was an awful cook, and she taught me that you don’t eat for taste, you eat for nourishment. And I have kept that over the years, so I can eat anything that’s healthy.” Though she occasionally treats herself to French fri...

Your Daily Gosling

photo of ryan gosling and eva mendes at graduation pictures From the Toronto Sun: Hollywood megastar Ryan Gosling proudly watched his mom graduate from Brock University on Wednesday. The 31-year-old Canadian actor created quite a stir when he attended the St. Catharines, Ont., campus with his actor girlfriend, Eva Mendes, 38. The couple sat near the back of the auditorium, often whispering to each other during the ceremony. When Gosling's mother, Donna, was called to receive her diploma, he jumped to his feet, clapping and taking pictures. Fans lined u...

Jewel Got Her Teeth Fixed to Play June Carter

photo of jewel teeth fixed as june carter pictures photos Oh guys. I just don't even know about this. It's like we're not even looking at Jewel anymore! First, did you guys know that she's been tapped to play a big-screen version (oh, right; another version) of June Carter and Johnny Cash's life together? Yeah, I realize that it's already been done, but apparently Jewel and Lifetime's production company (the company that's putting the movie out) didn't get the memo. Or hear that Joaquin Phoenix is The Ultimate Johnny Cash (aside from, of course, ...

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photo of elizabeth olsen and jessica chastain pictures Ellen Page is dating Alexander Skarsgard. [The Superficial] Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole: they're probably doing it. [Lainey Gossip] Five things you never knew about Idris Elba (aside from the fact that he's, you know, f-cking hot). [Starpulse] Everybody thinks Lindsay Lohan is the embodiment of Liz Taylor. And they are all on drugs. [Cele|bitchy] This is Kris Humphries' new girlfriend. On camera. Just like his estranged wife. [TMZ] Are you dating someone on bath salts? Find out...

Love It or Leave It: Scary Spice is So Damn Literal

photo of mel b scary spice weight loss pictures YIKES. What the hell is this look, bodybuilder-chic? Whatever it is, I'm definitely not on board with it (ha, get it? I said "on board," and Mel B. and a dude are "on board" a boat. Lame, yeah, I know, but it's Thursday afternoon despite the fact that my brain feels like it's 6 AM on a Saturday instead). Anyway, this is Melanie Brown, AKA Scary Spice, AKA Mel B., and not Mel C., as she was announced on the 'X-Factor' UK earlier this week, much to her chagrin. From the Daily Star: Spi...

First Photos of Jessica Simpson (Aside From the People Cover Where They Photoshopped Her Into Having Two Left Armpits)

photo of jessica simpson going to the gym pictures Because honestly, what was that thing? It looked like a vagina trying to lay low underneath the strap of her nightgown. This is Jessica Simpon's first documented public appearance since the birth of her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, last month, and I'm sad to say that she's all in hiding. Our photo agency captioned the pictures "Jessica Simpson on her way to the gym," and I guess that's way better than captioning it "Jessica Simpson on her way to a maternity-clothes-designing board meeti...

Katy Perry is Always Classy

Oh man. Guys, I'm going to be completely blunt here: Katy Perry is stupid. And I don't mean she's lacking intellect (which, she might very well be, but I don't want to know her well enough to determine whether or not she's got the smarts), I mean she's stoopid. She's obnoxious, and she's way, way over the top with ... well, pretty much everything she does---and not in a good, cutesy way, either. Katy recently interviewed with radio station Wild 94.9, where she discussed sex, Rihanna (and having sex with Rihanna), and sex (but not having sex). Yawn, boring; so predictable. The thing that stood out the most in this clip, however, was the fact that, as I said before, Katy's one-on-one behavior is way over the top, especially when she knows a camera's rolling. She's like one of those people who tries to be funny, and looks at her company out of the corner of her eye to make sure they're admiring her and laughing at her. Honestly, it kind of makes me want to vomit a little bit. If you can't---or don't want to---watch the above clip, here are some of the highlights. ---Katy says "thug life" at least three times during the interview. No joke. ---"I just twerk like I'm crazy." ---"I like a good boy, but sometimes I get bored." ---"I'm a good Christian girl. ... I would never have sex to my own song." ---When asked if she and Rihanna were ever going to collaborate on new music, Katy said, "No, but we're going to have sex." On the whole, it was almost four minutes of pure hell, and that was with my eyes closed. Katy said at one point, "... You're a real person; you've got real problems," and yes, guys, this is something I definitely have to agree with. She makes a valid point. She does have real problems. Sorry, but I'd have to take Gwyneth Paltrow over this chick any day. Yeah, Gwyneth's way self-obsessed and stuck so far up her own ass, but at least she doesn't pretend she isn't. LIKE SOME PEOPLE. /> Oh man. Guys, I'm going to be completely blunt here: Katy Perry is stupid. And I don't mean she's lacking intellect (which, she might very well be, but I don't want to know her well enough to determine whether or not she's got the smarts), I mean she's stoopid. She's obnoxious, and she's way, way over the top with ... well, pretty much everything she does---and not in a good, cutesy way, either. Katy recently interviewed with radio station Wild 94.9, where she discussed sex, Rihanna (and ...

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photo of rachel mcadams and ryan gosling pictures Winnie Cooper is single. [The Superficial] Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, a ferris wheel, and a ... mother? [Lainey Gossip] CMT Awards winners and fashion. [Starpulse] Kimora Lee Simmons is getting a divorce. [ICDYK] Everyone thinks Kelly Clarkson's pants are unflattering, but I actually think they're cute. [INFDaily] Jamie Foxx for ... President? [Huff Po] Angelina Jolie issues an official warning to George Clooney. [CDL] Miranda Kerr's BOOBS. [Celebslam] Jim Carrey says that ...

Charlie Sheen is on the Cover of Rolling Stone, is Definitely Not Sober

photo of charlie sheen pictures rolling stone magazine Wait a second here. Holy what the f-ck in Photoshopping? Did anyone else completely notice the fact that Charlie Sheen's head has either been blown up to epic proportions, or that maybe his head was 'shopped onto the body of a fourteen-year-old boy instead? Because wow! Anyway, Charlie Sheen sat down and talked to rolling Stone about his new show, 'Anger Management', and also dropped a few gems about how he'd still totally bone Denise Richards (thanks for that mental picture there, ugh), and...