Wow. I guess Miley's trying to be the hot housewife here or something now, right? Giving us a little preview into what married life is going to be like for her and Liam, is she? Because everyone knows that it's only going to be mid-day lingerie and bondage parties by night for the very first year, tops. After that, Miley's going to settle into marital bliss and instead of lingerie mid-day, it's going to be ratty sweats, and instead of bondage parties at night, it's going to be 'Big Bang Theory' and Doritos in bed at 7 PM.
But let's not be so...
Generally we seem to like Blake around here a lot more when she's not talking at all and also, you know, without any clothing in sight, but this interview---I promise---is actually not all that bad. She talks about fashion, and cooking, and weddings, and sex (of course), and it's hardly obnoxious at all! I mean, Ryan Reynolds' tongue doesn't make even the briefest of debuts!
Here's Blake on creating her own looks (hint: she does it because she loves it so much):
"My assistant will call fas...
The Lindsay Lohan accident timeline. [The Superficial]
[PHOTOS] Matthew McConaughey got married! [Lainey Gossip]
Diddy steps out with his new girlfriend. [Bossip]
Jada Pinkett Smith had butt fat injected into her cheeks. [Cele|bitchy]
The Kardashians are being sued for five million bucks. [Starpulse]
Hottest celebrity engagement rings. [theBERRY]
Jessica Chastain goes see-through. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Lopez is engaged to the choreographer. Or, I mean, the bee-dancer. KRUMPE...
Even the guy in the photo is like, "God, what the f-ck am I even doing here? I could have had a V8."
These pictures were taken of Lil' Kim during the LA Gay Pride Festival, which happened this past weekend in West Hollywood, and girl is definitely looking worse for the wear. Can you even believe that she's only thirty-six years old? I could just die.
In case you'd forgotten, or you're under the age of twenty-eight, this is what Lil' Kim used to look like:
And she wasn't so bad way ba...
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So sources are saying now that John Mayer treated Taylor Swift like shit during the time that they dated or slept together or John took advantage of Taylor or WHATEVER we're calling it these days, and honestly, I'm kind of surprised that Taylor would take it, if she did. If you listen to the lyrics of Taylor's song, 'Dear John', it seems like the relationship ended and she felt sad about it because she didn't want it to end, even though 'John' (AKA JOHN) was a total bag of dicks, and that kind of shocks me. Cue lyrics:
Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps praying the floor won't fall through again
And my mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game, but you changed the rules everyday
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone tonight
Well, I stopped picking up and this song is to let you know why
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
I should've known
Well, maybe it's just me and my blind optimism to blame
Or maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said run as fast as you can
Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
Your dark twisted games when I loved you so
I should've known
You are an expert at sorry and keeping lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you've burn them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me
So don't look now
I'm shining like fireworks over
Your sad, empty town
See? Interesting. I mean, Taylor's always kind of struck me as a "grr I'm woman hear me roar" kind of girl, and being under the impression that she'd take being treated like garbage is definitely news to me. And it certainly puts a different spin on things, too. />
So sources are saying now that John Mayer treated Taylor Swift like shit during the time that they dated or slept together or John took advantage of Taylor or WHATEVER we're calling it these days, and honestly, I'm kind of surprised that Taylor would take it, if she did. If you listen to the lyrics of Taylor's song, 'Dear John', it seems like the relationship ended and she felt sad about it because she didn't want it to end, even though 'John' (AKA JOHN) was a total bag of di...
Yeah, yeah, right, Britney Spears was getting out of her car with some God-awful ugly wedges on and she almost bit the dust, but that's not even what I want to talk about here. I want to talk about what's going on with girlfriend's ankle. I know a lot of you are going to see that picture up there and say, "Gosh, Sarah, it looks like a brush-burn or a patch of psoriasis, or at the very least, CARPET RASH," but this is where I'm about to correct you. See, this mystery funk made its debut back in De...
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The smeared lipstick (that, um, is lipstick, right?), the glassy eyes, the pin-prick pupils ... yeah. Lindsay's totally sober. Guys, she doesn't even drink or whatever anymore. And despite popular reports that producers of the Gotti movie don't want to have shit to do with girlfriend because this Liz Taylor role is going to completely bomb, Lindsay's rep has come forward to deny any association with the Gotti film moving forward.
From Celebuzz:
“I can confirm that Lindsay has not signed on to be a part of the John Gotti movie, nor is she in talks to join the cast,” the 25-year-old actress’ publicist Steve Honig said, in a statement.
The film is slated to star John Travolta and Al Pacino in the lead roles of the Gambino kingpin John Gotti and underboss Aniello John “The Tall Guy” Dellacrose.
“It does not look like an agreement can be made,” Honig added.
“Lindsay’s representatives and film producers were unable to come to an agreement. Lindsay has the utmost respect for [director] Barry Levinson and the producers and hopes to work with them in the future and wishes them all the best.”
Previously, Mean Girls star Lohan called her casting a huge honor and touted her personal connection to the Gotti family.
“My dad was in jail with the grandfather,” she said, referring to dad Michael’s four-year stretch in prison, where Lohan said the jailbirds “crossed paths.”
And that's something to be proud of, too, Linds. Good God, girl. Stick to what you do best. Hint---it's in these photos. Bigger hint---it's getting wasted and acting a fool in public. TOTAL GIVEAWAY---It's all you've got left.
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The smeared lipstick (that, um, is lipstick, right?), the glassy eyes, the pin-prick pupils ... yeah. Lindsay's totally sober. Guys, she doesn't even drink or whatever anymore. And despite popular reports that producers of the Gotti movie don't want to have shit to do with girlfriend because this Liz Taylor role is going to completely bomb, Lindsay's rep has come forward to deny any association with the Gotti film moving forward.
From Celebuzz:
“I can confirm that...
Eyewitnesses at Hollywood's Greystone Manor spotted Chris Brown and Rihanna facing off at a club the other night, and shit was real. They were giving each other dirty looks from across the club, guys. It doesn't get any real-er than that:
Rihanna and her ex Chris Brown — with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran — came face to face at West Hollywood club Greystone Manor on Sunday, where spies tell us they “shot dirty looks” at each other during the night. The run-in occurred after months o...
A new viral video called "Garden of Your Mind" features clips from Fred Rogers's PBS show, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood remixed into a slow-jam, according to the Los Angeles Times.
"You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind," Rogers' "sings" in the song's chorus.
The artist responsible for the altered version is John D. Boswell (a.k.a. "melodysheep"), who has done the same thing with scientists such as astronomer Carl Sagan, reports the Times.
Rogers died in 2003, two years after his show went off the air.
PBS spokespeople told the Times that Mr. Rogers is the first of several iconic personalities that will get the Auto-Tune treatment, in an effort to bring their children's programming to a new generation.
Aww, childhood. Aww Mister Rogers. Call me sentimental, but I am way, way more emotional about seeing Mister Rogers all over again, ten years after his death and probably twenty since I last really cared about him than what's probably necessary, and that brings me to just leave this here for you guys:
As for me, I'm going to go and see if I can find this series somewhere in syndication heaven, because now I'm all sorts of emotional and nostalgic. />
From People:
A new viral video called "Garden of Your Mind" features clips from Fred Rogers's PBS show, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood remixed into a slow-jam, according to the Los Angeles Times.
"You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind," Rogers' "sings" in the song's chorus.
The artist responsible for the altered version is John D. Boswell (a.k.a. "melodysheep"), who has done the same thing with scientists such as astronomer Carl Sagan, reports the Times.
Rogers died in 2003, two...
Miley Cyrus thinks a bra's going to make her look more engaged. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox's definitive baby bump. [Lainey Gossip]
Signs that a celebrity is ready for a crash. [Bossip]
Bob Welch kills himself. [Starpulse]
Selena Gomez talks about growing up poor. [Cele|bitchy]
Morgan Freeman thinks we invented God. [Huff Po]
What five weeks of no-hair-washing will do. [The Frisky]
Miley parades that new ring around. [Lainey Gossip]
Juliannne Hough's lapdance was too hot for Tom Cruise. [Yeeeah]
Matthew McConaughey's unbelievable abs. [t...
Well if that's not awful, then my "awful" radar must definitely be off. First, this song was pretty bad when it was first released back in '91 and in '98 under a different track name, but now it's just terrible. It sounds like Will's trying his best to sound like Al Green. With emphysema. Crap, crap, crap.
In related news, you guys probably heard that Will and his son, Jaden, have been selected to star in M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, 'After Earth', which is a flick about the end of days. In the future. From Collider:
Production is currentl...
Wow. I guess Miley's trying to be the hot housewife here or something now, right? Giving us a little preview into what married life is going to be like for her and Liam, is she? Because everyone knows that it's only going to be mid-day lingerie and bondage parties by night for the very first year, tops. After that, Miley's going to settle into marital bliss and instead of lingerie mid-day, it's going to be ratty sweats, and instead of bondage parties at night, it's going to be 'Big Bang Theory' and Doritos in bed at 7 PM.
But let's not be so...
Generally we seem to like Blake around here a lot more when she's not talking at all and also, you know, without any clothing in sight, but this interview---I promise---is actually not all that bad. She talks about fashion, and cooking, and weddings, and sex (of course), and it's hardly obnoxious at all! I mean, Ryan Reynolds' tongue doesn't make even the briefest of debuts!
Here's Blake on creating her own looks (hint: she does it because she loves it so much):
"My assistant will call fas...
The Lindsay Lohan accident timeline. [The Superficial]
[PHOTOS] Matthew McConaughey got married! [Lainey Gossip]
Diddy steps out with his new girlfriend. [Bossip]
Jada Pinkett Smith had butt fat injected into her cheeks. [Cele|bitchy]
The Kardashians are being sued for five million bucks. [Starpulse]
Hottest celebrity engagement rings. [theBERRY]
Jessica Chastain goes see-through. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Lopez is engaged to the choreographer. Or, I mean, the bee-dancer. KRUMPE...
Even the guy in the photo is like, "God, what the f-ck am I even doing here? I could have had a V8."
These pictures were taken of Lil' Kim during the LA Gay Pride Festival, which happened this past weekend in West Hollywood, and girl is definitely looking worse for the wear. Can you even believe that she's only thirty-six years old? I could just die.
In case you'd forgotten, or you're under the age of twenty-eight, this is what Lil' Kim used to look like:
And she wasn't so bad way ba...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Randi
"Just training for next year’s Kentucky Derby."
First ru...
Yeah, yeah, right, Britney Spears was getting out of her car with some God-awful ugly wedges on and she almost bit the dust, but that's not even what I want to talk about here. I want to talk about what's going on with girlfriend's ankle. I know a lot of you are going to see that picture up there and say, "Gosh, Sarah, it looks like a brush-burn or a patch of psoriasis, or at the very least, CARPET RASH," but this is where I'm about to correct you. See, this mystery funk made its debut back in De...
Eyewitnesses at Hollywood's Greystone Manor spotted Chris Brown and Rihanna facing off at a club the other night, and shit was real. They were giving each other dirty looks from across the club, guys. It doesn't get any real-er than that:
Rihanna and her ex Chris Brown — with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran — came face to face at West Hollywood club Greystone Manor on Sunday, where spies tell us they “shot dirty looks” at each other during the night. The run-in occurred after months o...
Miley Cyrus thinks a bra's going to make her look more engaged. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox's definitive baby bump. [Lainey Gossip]
Signs that a celebrity is ready for a crash. [Bossip]
Bob Welch kills himself. [Starpulse]
Selena Gomez talks about growing up poor. [Cele|bitchy]
Morgan Freeman thinks we invented God. [Huff Po]
What five weeks of no-hair-washing will do. [The Frisky]
Miley parades that new ring around. [Lainey Gossip]
Juliannne Hough's lapdance was too hot for Tom Cruise. [Yeeeah]
Matthew McConaughey's unbelievable abs. [t...
Well if that's not awful, then my "awful" radar must definitely be off. First, this song was pretty bad when it was first released back in '91 and in '98 under a different track name, but now it's just terrible. It sounds like Will's trying his best to sound like Al Green. With emphysema. Crap, crap, crap.
In related news, you guys probably heard that Will and his son, Jaden, have been selected to star in M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, 'After Earth', which is a flick about the end of days. In the future. From Collider:
Production is currentl...