Pierce Brosnan has an erection. [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly is dating Jake ... who? [Lainey Gossip]
Danica McKellar shows off mad curves. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise paid everyone not to say bad things about him at a roast. [Cele|bitchy]
Maria Shriver is going to a psychic. [TMZ]
Pizza vending machines are on their way! [The Frisky]
Rihanna thinks she needs to gain weight. [Socialite Life]
PHOTOS: Gay porn actor is dead from too many steroids. [OMGBlog]
Rihanna's drinking is out of control. [Yeeeah]
Pippa Middleton and a BANANA. [INFDaily]
...
I don't know what I expected, but I can definitely say it wasn't this. I'm pleasantly surprised, because for as many drugs and as much alcohol that Kelly Osbourne's ingested over the years, you'd think that she'd look more like her dad, Ozzy, than like her mother, Sharon, but she looks ... well, she looks cute. She looks like a happy little girl, and not a twenty-seven year-old woman who's been through engagements and celebrity feuds and a trunk's-worth of cocaine and vodka. All things conside...
Well look who finally went and grew some balls! David Arquette, who had a "serious" and "long-term" girlfriend who he "loved" while he was separated---and not even officially separated or served with divorce papers---has gone and filed for divorce from Courteney Cox, citing irreconcilable differences. Maybe it was all those bitchy (love!) interviews she did about David, and maybe it was because David couldn't keep his damn mouth shut. Maybe it was because David has the emotional maturity of a three-year-old, and Courteney had no intention of raising two children (one of which who is not, by mere age, a child). In any case, I'm not really sure what David could consider "irreconcilable," because frankly, Courteney was the best he ever did and ever will do. You'd think out of either of them, Court would have been the one who'd strike the death blow, but hey. You never really know the true nature of someone's relationship, do you? />
Well look who finally went and grew some balls! David Arquette, who had a "serious" and "long-term" girlfriend who he "loved" while he was separated---and not even officially separated or served with divorce papers---has gone and filed for divorce from Courteney Cox, citing irreconcilable differences. Maybe it was all those bitchy (love!) interviews she did about David, and maybe it was because David couldn't keep his damn mouth shut. Maybe it was because David has the emotio...
Oh, and he's also got a big, stupid, disgusting boog in his nose to go with his big, stupid, disgusting face. Cute, you big, stupid, disgusting c-ck wad.
Anyway. From the NY Post:
Chris Brown suffered an embarrassing beatdown at a trendy SoHo club this morning when he and his entourage traded flying bottles and blows with pals of fellow rapper Drake. Published reports say the fight was over Brown's ex-girlfriend Rihanna.
Brown tweeted a photo of himself left with a bloody, nasty gash on his...
The dude that Miley Cyrus is cheating on Liam Hemsworth with. Duh. [The Superficial]
Face-front view of RENESMEE. [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Middleton's pregnancy plan. [Starpulse]
Diem Brown's cancer is back. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston doesn't eat anything in PARIS. In PARIS. [INFDaily]
What does Adele have to do with Prince? [Huff Po]
Kanye West posted a nude of Kim Kardashian, blah blah blah. [CDL]
Karlie Kloss apparently got bored with her super-slim figure, so she bought BOOBS. ...
From People:
[Jennifer Love Hewitt's] mom Patricia, 67, lost her battle with cancer on Tuesday, Hewitt's rep announced in a statement.
"Her family mourns her loss," the rep says. "She was an angel to all who knew her and they are grateful she is now in a better place. They ask for privacy at this difficult time. No further details are being provided."
Hewitt, 33, who kept her mom's illness private, appreciated her acceptance of the career decisions she made. For example, the actress's ...
"I would slap the s*** out of somebody for Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s the homie, she’s cool. Gwyneth gets a pass. Real people get a pass. We know what this s*** is. We don’t interrupt Italians when they say ‘Wop’ to each other. They gonna punch you in the mouth if you interrupt that. Don’t interrupt us. We pick and choose. ... Some might not feel the same way. Some of us will get angrier about it than others; but some people get a pass. The people that I know who are cool and real n**...
Is it a grill if it's only on select teeth? Or doesn't it matter? I guess I don't care one way or the other. No matter what it is, it looks f-cking stupid and only makes me want to punch Chris Brown in the face even harder than I normally would (which would be hard. It would be very, very hard).
Here's another look just in case you weren't pissed off enough already as it is.
Total bag of dicks, right? To make matters worse, you guys heard from Emily last night that things appear to be all OK on the homefront with Rihanna ...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was driving with an open container of alcohol when she crashed into a truck Friday on the Pacific Coast Highway ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Both law enforcement sources and the tow truck driver tell us ... cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of the Porsche, and our law enforcement sources tell us the bottle contained alcohol. Another law enforcement source tells us the bottle was actually in the debris field and scooped up along with othe...
Aww, guys. Can you barely stand it? Seeing Bella and Edward together as immortals, and now seeing them with their half-vampire, half-human offspring, Renesmee*? Think about it: just a few more months and the whole 'Twilight' franchise will be over. Over! That probably makes some of you really, really sad (I'm kind of on that side, though I'm certainly not devastated by it), and it probably makes the rest of you really, really happy, but you know what? More of you than you think will probably end up ...
Kanye wants Kimye babies. [The Superficial]
Selma Blair lost a whole ton of weight ... just not in her face. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Katy Perry, braless. BRALESS. [IDLYITW]
Will Philip Seymour Hoffman be in 'Catching Fire'? [Popbytes]
Michelle Williams talks 'deserving' relationships. [Cele|bitchy]
Jay-Z urges Rihanna to go to rehab. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Zac Efron is not handicapped, is an asshole. [Socialite Life]
Usher can't dance anymore. [Huff Po]
The hottest male models going. [theBERRY]
Kanye West Tweeted Kim Kardashian's...
You're kidding, right? This is Jessica Simpson a whole six weeks after birthing her baby girl, Maxwell Drew? You'd think by the way some people talked about her during her pregnancy that she'd be the size of a damn house. Of course, I knew better. I was one of the few who thought Jessica was an absolutely adorable pregnant lady, and I didn't really fuss all too much about her size. When you have a lady who's got a naturally large rack and couple that with the fact that she's not a steel pole to begin with, you're going to look a hell of a lot curvier than you normally w...
Pierce Brosnan has an erection. [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly is dating Jake ... who? [Lainey Gossip]
Danica McKellar shows off mad curves. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise paid everyone not to say bad things about him at a roast. [Cele|bitchy]
Maria Shriver is going to a psychic. [TMZ]
Pizza vending machines are on their way! [The Frisky]
Rihanna thinks she needs to gain weight. [Socialite Life]
PHOTOS: Gay porn actor is dead from too many steroids. [OMGBlog]
Rihanna's drinking is out of control. [Yeeeah]
Pippa Middleton and a BANANA. [INFDaily]
...
I don't know what I expected, but I can definitely say it wasn't this. I'm pleasantly surprised, because for as many drugs and as much alcohol that Kelly Osbourne's ingested over the years, you'd think that she'd look more like her dad, Ozzy, than like her mother, Sharon, but she looks ... well, she looks cute. She looks like a happy little girl, and not a twenty-seven year-old woman who's been through engagements and celebrity feuds and a trunk's-worth of cocaine and vodka. All things conside...
Oh, and he's also got a big, stupid, disgusting boog in his nose to go with his big, stupid, disgusting face. Cute, you big, stupid, disgusting c-ck wad.
Anyway. From the NY Post:
Chris Brown suffered an embarrassing beatdown at a trendy SoHo club this morning when he and his entourage traded flying bottles and blows with pals of fellow rapper Drake. Published reports say the fight was over Brown's ex-girlfriend Rihanna.
Brown tweeted a photo of himself left with a bloody, nasty gash on his...
The dude that Miley Cyrus is cheating on Liam Hemsworth with. Duh. [The Superficial]
Face-front view of RENESMEE. [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Middleton's pregnancy plan. [Starpulse]
Diem Brown's cancer is back. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston doesn't eat anything in PARIS. In PARIS. [INFDaily]
What does Adele have to do with Prince? [Huff Po]
Kanye West posted a nude of Kim Kardashian, blah blah blah. [CDL]
Karlie Kloss apparently got bored with her super-slim figure, so she bought BOOBS. ...
From People:
[Jennifer Love Hewitt's] mom Patricia, 67, lost her battle with cancer on Tuesday, Hewitt's rep announced in a statement.
"Her family mourns her loss," the rep says. "She was an angel to all who knew her and they are grateful she is now in a better place. They ask for privacy at this difficult time. No further details are being provided."
Hewitt, 33, who kept her mom's illness private, appreciated her acceptance of the career decisions she made. For example, the actress's ...
"I would slap the s*** out of somebody for Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s the homie, she’s cool. Gwyneth gets a pass. Real people get a pass. We know what this s*** is. We don’t interrupt Italians when they say ‘Wop’ to each other. They gonna punch you in the mouth if you interrupt that. Don’t interrupt us. We pick and choose. ... Some might not feel the same way. Some of us will get angrier about it than others; but some people get a pass. The people that I know who are cool and real n**...
Is it a grill if it's only on select teeth? Or doesn't it matter? I guess I don't care one way or the other. No matter what it is, it looks f-cking stupid and only makes me want to punch Chris Brown in the face even harder than I normally would (which would be hard. It would be very, very hard).
Here's another look just in case you weren't pissed off enough already as it is.
Total bag of dicks, right? To make matters worse, you guys heard from Emily last night that things appear to be all OK on the homefront with Rihanna ...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was driving with an open container of alcohol when she crashed into a truck Friday on the Pacific Coast Highway ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Both law enforcement sources and the tow truck driver tell us ... cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of the Porsche, and our law enforcement sources tell us the bottle contained alcohol. Another law enforcement source tells us the bottle was actually in the debris field and scooped up along with othe...
Aww, guys. Can you barely stand it? Seeing Bella and Edward together as immortals, and now seeing them with their half-vampire, half-human offspring, Renesmee*? Think about it: just a few more months and the whole 'Twilight' franchise will be over. Over! That probably makes some of you really, really sad (I'm kind of on that side, though I'm certainly not devastated by it), and it probably makes the rest of you really, really happy, but you know what? More of you than you think will probably end up ...
Kanye wants Kimye babies. [The Superficial]
Selma Blair lost a whole ton of weight ... just not in her face. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Katy Perry, braless. BRALESS. [IDLYITW]
Will Philip Seymour Hoffman be in 'Catching Fire'? [Popbytes]
Michelle Williams talks 'deserving' relationships. [Cele|bitchy]
Jay-Z urges Rihanna to go to rehab. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Zac Efron is not handicapped, is an asshole. [Socialite Life]
Usher can't dance anymore. [Huff Po]
The hottest male models going. [theBERRY]
Kanye West Tweeted Kim Kardashian's...
You're kidding, right? This is Jessica Simpson a whole six weeks after birthing her baby girl, Maxwell Drew? You'd think by the way some people talked about her during her pregnancy that she'd be the size of a damn house. Of course, I knew better. I was one of the few who thought Jessica was an absolutely adorable pregnant lady, and I didn't really fuss all too much about her size. When you have a lady who's got a naturally large rack and couple that with the fact that she's not a steel pole to begin with, you're going to look a hell of a lot curvier than you normally w...