Hey! It's Ryan Gosling as a kid! Dancing! Singing! Being generally adorable!
Flash-forward twenty years and you have him dating Eva Mendes. Where did he go wrong, guys? How did it happen? Well, here's a little story I'm going to tell you, speculating on what happened.
Ready? Set? GO!
2000. 'Remember the Titans'. We couldn't remember Ryan's name, but we certainly couldn't forget his face.
2001. 'The Believer'. We truly believed that Ryan could pretty much do anything, and with that, it really all began.
2002. 'Murder by Numbers'. We saw a side of Ryan that we didn't know existed, and even though it was draped in homicide, it was HOT.
2004. 'The Notebook'. NOAH AND ALLIE MONIES MONIES HOT SEX BEST COUPLE EVER MONIES. Ryan could now write "A-list" in his notebook.
2007. 'Lars and the Real Girl'. This is where Ryan went all indie and forever broke it off with Rachel McAdams because she was doing real movies.
2010. 'Blue Valentine'. If you've been here long enough, you'll know that I'm going to partially attribute Ryan's choice in Eva Mendes only because I moved from the area in which he filmed this movie, halfway through. My bad, boo.
2011. 'Crazy, Stupid Love'. This is the year that Ryan fell in "crazy, stupid love" with Eva Mendes. What an ass.
2011. 'Drive'. And this is how he drove us all away.
Will 2012's 'Only God Forgives' be Ryan's redeeming piece? Will God even forgive him for dating such a schmoe as Eva Mendes? Will we be able to forgive him along with God?
I suppose we'll just have to wait and see, guys. Wait and see and plot and watch. And see. />
Hey! It's Ryan Gosling as a kid! Dancing! Singing! Being generally adorable!
Flash-forward twenty years and you have him dating Eva Mendes. Where did he go wrong, guys? How did it happen? Well, here's a little story I'm going to tell you, speculating on what happened.
Ready? Set? GO!
2000. 'Remember the Titans'. We couldn't remember Ryan's name, but we certainly couldn't forget his face.
2001. 'The Believer'. We truly believed that Ryan could pretty much do anything, and with that, it rea...
So I didn't know what Milla Jovovich had been up to since we'd last spoken about her---which was back in October of '11---but a quick Google search told me that she's gearing up for the next 'Resident Evil' movie, of which said trailer is right here, just for you:
And how beautiful does girlfriend look in this trailer, anyway? I'll tell you: BEAUTIFUL. This is one amazing lady, this Milla. Girlfriend is definitely one of those ladies who doesn't need a whole lot of anything to look way be...
From OTRC:
Hilary Duff, a former Disney Channel star who gave birth to her first child in March, says she is "pretty bummed" about a recent paparazzi photo that shows her holding a lit cigarette, adding that it was for a friend.
The picture was taken outside Rock & Reilly's Irish Pub in the West Hollywood area of Los Angeles on Friday and posted on websites of outlets such as the UK newspaper The Daily Mail. Duff's son, Luca, was not with her.
"Yikes me holding a cigarette for my friend mig...
Breaking News: Lindsay lied about something. [IDLYITW]
Kate Upton's nipples. Just for you! [Hollywood Backwash]
I hate Demi Lovato's hair. [Hollywood PQ]
Justin Timberlake in 'Baywatch'? [Huff Po]
You'll never believe who the highest-paid actress in Hollywood is. [Cele|bitchy]
Emma Thompson nudes. [Yeeeah]
The 11 Crappiest Movies of Susan Sarandon's Career. [Pajiba]
Andrew Garfield fawns over Emma Stone. [theBERRY]
Guess the unbelievable celebrity ass. [Celebslam]
Jay Smooth wants men to stop anti-feminism. [The Frisky]
Wait...
Remember Bristol Palin was trying to cause a stir a few weeks back with her anti-gay speeches and condemnation of President Obama for actually, you know, taking the time to listen to his daughters and wife with some pretty important life advice and not treating them like personal property? Because I was right---she was definitely saying all that stuff to spur publicity for her new reality show, 'Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp'. Which was aired on Lifetime. Who is apparently going down the tubes as we speak. Come on. Bristol Palin? Lindsay Lohan? Who's next, LeAnn Rimes?
The show debuted last night, a...
This is so exciting. I am so excited. Where are you, Twihards? Come and JOIN IN MY EXCITEMENT OVER HERE so that I don't look like the stinky kid who's got a new ball and no one wants to play with him because he stinks! COME! It's the official 'Breaking Dawn Part 2' Trailer! Get some!
Also, did you know, obsessors, that today is Edward Cullen's 111th birthday? Because it is! About the trailer (and the birthday), the New York Daily News has this to say:
Twi-hards are ringing in Edward Cullen's 111th birthday in style.
Summit feted the fictional vampire, played by Robert Pattinson, by releasing the latest trailer for "The Twilight Saga - Breaking Dawn, Part 2" early Wednesday.
The star of the one-minute, 18-second trailer, however, isn't the long-in-the-tooth Cullen, but his new bride Bella (Kristen Stewart), who is now a fully glittering immortal in her own right.
"After 18 years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found I could shine, I was born to be a vampire," says Bella.
"I didn't expect you to seem so ... you," says Jacob (Taylor Lautner).
It isn't all doe-eyes and kisses for the Cullens, though, as the Volturi, the vampire covent led by Michael Sheen's Aro, vow to wipe out our heroes because they have birthed precocious Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy).
Sheen shows great range, proving he can play both a vampire and a werewolf, which he did in the "Underworld" movies.
"To maintain our secret has never been more impertative," he seethes as he rallies his troops.
And finally, for men who escorted their girlfriends to the first four "Twilight" movies, there's the payoff of a big battle between the Volturi and Bella's allied band of werewolves and vamps.
"I'll never let anybody hurt you," Bella vows to her daughter.
Happy birthday, Edward!
So yeah, Happy Birthday, Edward Cullen! ... Oh.
Oh.
My God.
I can't believe I'm wishing a fictional character birthday wishes. I've officially lost my damn mind. />
This is so exciting. I am so excited. Where are you, Twihards? Come and JOIN IN MY EXCITEMENT OVER HERE so that I don't look like the stinky kid who's got a new ball and no one wants to play with him because he stinks! COME! It's the official 'Breaking Dawn Part 2' Trailer! Get some!
Also, did you know, obsessors, that today is Edward Cullen's 111th birthday? Because it is! About the trailer (and the birthday), the New York Daily News has this to say:
Twi-hards are ringing in Edward Cu...
Yeah, no. The more I think about this new couple and the more I envision them having sex and doing all sorts of lurid things, the more gagged-out I get. I mean, honestly. The girl under Olivier's other arm? It's his daughter. Who's probably somewhere around, what, twelve years old? Hanging out with MK and her daddy while they smoke like chimneys, walking around the streets of New York City? It's a strange, strange circumstance. And nothing against small people---because I'm not exactly what you'd called "statuesq...
Olivia Munn looks ... off. [The Superficial]
The dirty on Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. [Lainey Gossip]
Lil Wayne says the feud needs to end. [Bossip]
Emma Stone goes goth. [Starpulse]
Sacha Baron Cohen is facing deportation. [TMZ]
Guess who's pregnant! [The Blemish]
Scruffy hotties. [theBERRY]
The Jackson Five will be touring. Just without Michael Jackson. [Huff Po]
Yeah, he's definitely gonna regret that tattoo. [Hollywood PQ]
12 Male celebrities you wish weren't married. If you're, you know, an obsessive creeper. [Socialite Life]
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So if you thought that this tattoo looked familiar, and remembered that you'd just seen it on Justin Bieber's skinny-ass torso yesterday, you were right. Because it's like the tattoos were done simultaneously. Don't believe me? Here's Justin Bieber's:
All I want, though, is for someone to explain why people are getting tattoos of hollow birds on their bodies? Is this a thing? And if it is, I must have missed it, right? Because last I checked, I have no hollow bird tattoos on my body anywh...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s John Stamos photo: Levey
“Nice ‘fro, wanna see mine?”
First runner-up: James
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Yay! It's the first photo of Angelina as the evil Maleficent! Could it be cooler? No. I don't think it could.
In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, Angelina talks about the role and claims that her kids love the horns (because really. Who wouldn't?:
What’s next for you as an actor?
The next thing I’m doing is Maleficent for Disney. I start it in June, and it’s a really great script. I’m having a lot of fun. I’ve already got my horns fitted. My kids are very happy.
In this version, Sleeping Beauty is the nemesis instead of ...
And hey! Guess who doesn't really watch all that much television, so has no discernible opinion on any of the shows who won! WHEE! That'd be this girl! Without any further ado or fanfare, here's the list:
Best Drama Series - Homeland
Best Actor in a Drama Series - Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Best Actress in a Drama Series - Claire Danes, Homeland
Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series - Giancarlo Esposito, Breaking Bad
Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series - Christina Hendricks, Mad ...