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photo of emma stone pictures red hair pic Miley Cyrus hangs out with her buttcheeks out. [The Superficial] Is Jon Hamm going to pull a Johnny Depp? [Lainey Gossip] The world's most famous biters. [Bossip] Mila Kunis took that weight off. [Starpulse] Lana Del Rey is embarrassed by Tara Reid. [The Superficial] Sweat by day, drink by night. [Lainey Gossip] Kelly Preston feels that allegations wouldn't surface about her touchy-feely husband if he were with his family more. [Cele|bitchy] Charlie Sheen is up for President. [Huff Po] Guess the celebrity ass! [The Frisky] Quincy Jones and Rashida Jones together! [Bossip] J...

Stars Without Makeup: Liv Tyler, Again

photo of liv tyler no makeup pictures celebrities without makeup pic You know, I don't think there's ever been an instance on this site where we've spoken ill of Liv Tyler. And for good reason! She's just one of the cutest, most darling-est things ever. No, we've talked about her divorce and her parenting skills, her leaked photos, which were completely endearing, and even way back in 2009, when she tried to phone the cops over a crying toddler (in her defense, she was totally doing it with the child's best interests at heart). Yeah, Liv Tyler doesn't do much...

Quotables: Octomom Did the Porno to Heal Herself, Guys

photo of nadya suleman nudes pictures "If I wanted to do it for me, I would have done it a few years ago. [I did it to] overcome ... fears of intimacy and sexuality. When I did it, I faced my own fear [without] avoiding it. It is sexy for me. Growing up, I learned not to touch myself." Shame on you for thinking anything otherwise! You actually think this lady would do something like this for money? Heck no! She did it to heal childhood scars and fears of sex and reality. This is one classy woman, here, guys, so you better just recognize. I get it, though, I re...

I Guess Miley and Liam Are Pretty Hot, Huh?

photo of miley cyrus and liam hemsworth instagram pictures Honestly, tell me these two aren't one of the most photogenic couples in all of Hollywood? Especially that Liam boy there. He's not particularly my personal cup of tea (I go more along the lines of dudes like, say, Adrien Brody), but he sure is a looker, isn't he? And Miley! This is the first photo I believe I've ever seen of her where she looks mature and not at all gawky and ... well, pretty damn good-looking. From Us Weekly, Miley's latest Twitter goings-on: Miley Cyrus has been call...

Love It or Leave It: J. Lo Chopped Her Hair

photo of j lo short hair pictures Well, well, well. What do we have here? I'll tell you what we have here---Jennifer Lopez with a hot mess where her scalp should be. Last time we talked about Jennifer here, we were discussing the oddities of her relationship with the young lad, Casper Smart, and whether or not he was the catalyst behind talks of potential career changes. But in all honesty, I couldn't really give a shit about what Casper Smart has to say about Jennifer and her star trajectory, because he's a stupid bee-krumping ba...

Lindsay’s Still Looking Hot for ‘Liz & Dick’, Also, Lindsay Got ‘Liz & Dick’ in Trouble

photo of lindsay lohan on the set of liz and dick pictures Well golly gee, isn't that a nice picture right there? Looks, you know, exactly like Hollywood legend Liz Taylor. Honestly, guys, I don't think the executives at Lifetime could have cast a better actress in this obviously pivotal role. Also, have you heard? Lindsay went and got 'Liz & Dick' in trouble with some Hollywood unions. How, you're wondering, I'm sure? Well it's not for looking nothing like Liz Taylor, and it's not even for driving and wrecking a Porsche when being behind the wheel was a big no-no to begin with...

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photo of keira knightley pictures Republicans are against Alec Baldwin. [The Superficial] PHOTOS: Prince William is 30! [Lainey Gossip] Kevin Costner's going to record a 'Hatfields & McCoys' album. [Starpulse] Penelope Cruz and plastic surgery: did she or didn't she? [Cele|bitchy] Miley Cyrus wants you to see her bare ass. Really. [TMZ] Inner Model Monologue: Party of One. [The Frisky] PHOTO: No, really---Miley Cyrus REALLY wants you to see her ass. [Socialite Life] Noted homosexuals discussing 'Magic Mike'. [OMGBlog] Jennifer Lopez's ass is still huge. [Yeeeah] J...

HERE COME THE OCTONUDES!

photo of nadya suleman porn photos pictures nude pic If the NSFW/SFW porno trailer from yesterday didn't make you want to die entirely, then boy do I have a surprise for you, and it's in the shape of a big batch of nudie pics of Nadya Suleman whilst filming her skin flick, 'Octomom: Home Alone'. The photos show a very naked Nadya Suleman, who, surprisingly, has some pretty decent-looking boobs (just so you know, I immediately punched myself in the face---hard---after I typed that because it just seemed the appropriate thing to do). Check out ...

Johnny Depp Was Totally Bored With Vanessa Paradis and She Knew It

So in this video, it's all made out to be this nice, amicable breakup where not just one party had gone and decided the fate of their fourteen-year relationship. However, other sources are saying that the couple broke up because Johnny had enough of the same puss over and over again for a decade and a half, and he wanted to test the waters since he was all big and famous-y and in demand and not getting any younger. Here's more information from Radar Online:
“Johnny didn’t want to be with Vanessa anymore. They had grown so far apart, and he wanted to be free and try new things,” a source close to the former couple tells RadarOnline.com. “He was bored senseless with her, being with Vanessa was making him miserable. The spark had gone, and there was nothing left. Johnny just wants more from life and believes Vanessa deserves to be happier too. He’s not embroiled in some hot and heavy new romance and he has no plans to jump straight into something straight away, but he is keen to have some fun again.” “Johnny was not handling keeping their split secret too well, it was difficult for him to carry on a farce, so now that it is out in the public he is feeling a lot happier about the situation. ... Johnny has wanted this relationship to end since last year,” the source says. “He has tried to get out of this for a long time.” However, one thing is for sure — even though Johnny no longer wants to be romantically involved with Vanessa, he is determined to continue to be a hands-on dad when it comes to their two children, Lilly [sic] Rose and Jack. “Make no mistake, Johnny is not walking away from his kids, at all,” the source says. “He loves his children, more than life itself, and he is determined to remain a constant everyday presence in their lives.”
And even more sources are saying that Johnny's already rebounded with 'Long Ranger' costar, Amber Heard. Who, last I checked, was a lesbian. But hey. You never do know, now, do you? From Showbiz Spy:
Johnny Depp has been linked to actress Amber Heard. The actor — who recently announced his split from longtime love Vanessa Paradis — is said to have bought Heard a horse so they can ride together. According to Globe magazine, Heard — who is bisexual — has been a “regular visitor” to the New Mexico set of The Lone Ranger where 49-year-old Depp is currently filming. Depp and Heard have also reportedly enjoyed a trip together to Las Vegas on a private plane.
Wow. So is it maybe safe to say yet that Johnny Depp could actually be a little bit of a bag of dicks? Could it be true? /> So in this video, it's all made out to be this nice, amicable breakup where not just one party had gone and decided the fate of their fourteen-year relationship. However, other sources are saying that the couple broke up because Johnny had enough of the same puss over and over again for a decade and a half, and he wanted to test the waters since he was all big and famous-y and in demand and not getting any younger. Here's more information from Radar Online: “Johnny ...

Do You “Beet Off” at Work, Too?

She does! And oh snap, she does, too! Come on now, come clean---do you beet off at work? Or hey, do you want to beet off at work (or home, or church, or your boyfriend's house, whatever)? Then enter to win our weekly Caption This contests, where you can win this shirt. It's awesome. I have one, of course, and people literally stop me in the grocery store to read what's on the front of it (f-ck yes I wear this bitch grocery shopping). Some people give me really dirty looks and some people ...

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photo of hugh jackman pictures Kourtney Kardashian has the biggest baby bump of all time, is probably pregnant with another Kardashian alien. [The Superficial] What has Jennifer Lopez done to her hair?? [Lainey Gossip] Guess who was named 'Top Dad' at Dad awards! [Starpulse] Katie Holmes makes a run for it. [ICYDK] President Clinton tells Alec Baldwin to chill the f-ck out. [INFDaily] Is this the next 'Twilight'? [Huff Po] PHOTOS: Joseline Hernandez nudes! [CDL] Lindsay's in real big trouble this time. [Celebs...

Quotables: Emma Stone Wants a Piece of Jim Carrey, Too

photo of jim carrey and emma stone "I was so flattered I can't even tell you. Honest! I was really flattered, I really was! ... Right before the video came out, we were at the MTV Movie Awards. Jason Sudeikis hosted," she recalls. "There was like five of us, and we just went on this tangent of talking nice behind Jim Carrey's back. Jason was talking about how great [Carrey] was when he went on Saturday Night Live and how he was just like a comedic genius. Everyone was kind of weighing in, like 'He's the best. He's amazing.' And ...