Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hey, Look, It’s Britney Spears’ Cleavage!

photo of britney spears cleavage x-factor pictures Yay! It's Britney, signing autographs at an 'X-Factor' function! Doesn't she* look great? Her hair is still pretty fabulous, and she looks happy, too. It sounds like things are really looking up for our girl Britney, as there hasn't been a word about on-set breakdowns or crying or walking off sets. In fact, Britney sounds like she's really getting into her judging groove. Entertainment Weekly has compiled a Top 8 list of Britney's most "blunt" responses whilst judging the talent on 'X-Factor', ...

Marion Cotillard is So, So Beautiful

photo of marion cotillard wsj photos pictures I think one of the only ladies that exists in life who looks equally beautiful clothed as she does naked is Marion Cotillard. I realize that we do a lot of verbal fellating of miss Marion (or would it verbal cunnilingussing?), but it's for a good reason. She's beautiful, she's talented, and she's got no problem stripping down and showing her amply-fabulous ta-tas off in public. Marion wins all around because she's this great. Also, she did a recent interview and photo spread for WSJ ma...

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Tiger Woods daydreams about whores. [The Superficial] Matthew McConaughey had a stroke, that's the only thing that can explain this. [Lainey Gossip] Chris Brown and Drake get clubs shut down. [Starpulse] Kelly Clarkson looks unbelievable. [ICYDK] Amy Poehler answers strange questions from Tumblr users. [INFDaily] Yes, there is a worst part to 'Magic Mike' (aside from, you know, all of it). [Huff Po] Prince Harry and Kate Middleton are using one another. [CDL] PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr's face looks ... off. [Celebslam] Amber Heard dumped her girlfriend. You know what that means. [Cele|bitchy] Casper Smart's gigantor penis revealed. [Celebrity Rant] How Paula Deen lost thirty pounds. [Hollywood Backwash] Hotness: Hunter Parrish. [theBERRY] PHOTOS: Pink gave birth to really bad fashion sense, too. [I'm Not Obsessed] Miley is definitely getting married this weekend. DETAILS. [IDLYITW] Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now. [Lainey Gossip] Duchess Kate's hair costs HOW MUCH? [Cele|bitchy] Blake Lively freaks out. [Socialite Life] Don't mess with Paris Hilton. [The Superficial] />Tiger Woods daydreams about whores. [The Superficial] Matthew McConaughey had a stroke, that's the only thing that can explain this. [Lainey Gossip] Chris Brown and Drake get clubs shut down. [Starpulse] Kelly Clarkson looks unbelievable. [ICYDK] Amy Poehler answers strange questions from Tumblr users. [INFDaily] Yes, there is a worst part to 'Magic Mike' (aside from, you know, all of it). [Huff Po] Prince Harry and Kate Middleton are using one another. [CDL] PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr's face looks ... off. [Celebslam] Amber Heard d...

Lindsay Says “Konichiwa” Bur Duh Hur

photo of lindsay lohan liz taylor pictures How many of you bet that girlfriend had to look up the spelling of that word on her phone before posting this picture to Twitter with the caption "Konichiwa"? Because you know she did. This is Lindsay on the set---of course---of 'Liz & Dick', where she's now forcing production assistants to take photos of her in mirrors or something to post them on Twitter. Thing is, she forgot to tell them to get the f-ck out of the picture. Womp, womp. Today, however, we have good news for Lindsay! Re...

Look Who Got a Tattoo!

photo of ke$ha suck it tattoo pictures First, I know that I tagged this person in their respective category, so it's not a big surprise as to who it is (and frankly, I thought the gold tooth rather gave it away), but I'm still kind of all wow-ed out over it. This is probably the silliest thing I've ever seen our girl Ke$ha do, aside from eating nappy beards and pissing freely like the Rivers of Babylon in the streets, and brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels or whatever. And speaking of brushing teeth with Jack Daniels, I guess gi...

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photo of amber heard pictures candids pics The most touching Nora Ephron tribute of all. [Lainey Gossip] Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are actually happening. [The Superficial] Maleficent's staff. [Lainey Gossip] Russell Brand slams Katy Perry's schtick. [Starpulse] R. Kelly's having a health emergency. [TMZ] Victoria Beckham can't get away from those stupid Spice Girls fast enough. [Socialite Life] William Shatner goes commando. [SeriouslyOMG] Arianna Huffington is cheap. [The Frisky] Mel Gibson's sucking someone's face. [Celebslam] Kate Hudson looks unbelievable. [theBERRY] Filthy, d...

Stars Without Makeup: Sharon Stone Treats Us to a Variety of Faces

photo of sharon stone pictures no makeup pics So this is what Sharon Stone looks like when she's way busy not giving a f-ck, and honestly, I think it's kind of great. Sharon, if you didn't know, or thought otherwise when comparing her with her peers, whom 90% of have probably gone under some kind of big ugly knife, is fifty-four. There were some rumors awhile back that Sharon had undergone some kind of facelift, but I can tell you one thing for true---if she did, she sure wasted her money on it, because she looks refreshingly normal (...

Guess the Celebrity: The (Other) Lifetime Movie Edition

photo of jewel kilcher on the set of johnny cash movie pictures Well color me (or rather, her) unrecognizable. She's recently gotten her teeth done, and while that would normally render her almost completely different, she also went and dyed her hair a dark shade of brunette in order to portray another famous brunette who she'll playing in an upcoming Lifetime movie. Know who it is yet? Jump in to find out! Read More...

Paris Hilton Got Knocked Down in a Fight

photo of paris hilton paparazzi fight pictures For those of you who didn't even know that Paris Hilton was in this series of photos, I know. I had to check a couple times, too. And for those of you who couldn't take your eyes off her pallid granny ass, I commend you. Some people are really good at self-punishment and doing things like looking at the sun for an hour without blinking, and that's cool because it's your talent. I give you props. TMZ claims that Paris Hilton was involved in a parking garage scuffle where a paparazzi attempted ...

Kelly Osbourne Had a Drunken Breakdown Over Jack Osbourne’s MS Diagnosis

photo of kelly and jack osbourne baby instagram pictures From Radar Online: Kelly Osbourne is cracking under the pressure of her brother Jack Osbourne’s devastating multiple sclerosis diagnosis, and the former reality TV star, actress and singer recently suffered a drunken breakdown. On June 19 Kelly boarded a flight from LAX to Atlanta and that’s where her trouble started ... “She was gorgeous when she got on the flight. Her makeup was impeccable, her hair was up in a smart-looking bun and she was wearing cool shades.” However, the ...

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photo of alexander skarsgard candids pictures Kelly Preston tries to grab John Travolta's junk in public now, gets shut down. [The Superficial] Johnny Depp is blaming Vanessa Paradis for the couple's split. [Lainey Gossip] Tyler Perry says Kim Kardashian and Bobbi Kristina are great actresses. [Bossip] Avril Lavigne through the years. [Starpulse] *N Sync sings about anal sex. [TMZ] Kate Upton bounces her tits on the beach. [The Blemish] What is this 'One Direction' thing? Huh? [theBERRY] RIP Nora Ephron. [Huff Po] Win tic...

Love It or Leave It: Selena Gomez’s Busted-Ass Extensions

photo of selena gomez extensions pictures photos Look, we're talking about Selena Gomez for the first time in a month without having to talk about Justin Bieber and his photographer-assaulting ways! Isn't that super? I just wish I had better news for you guys---Selena Gomez did I-don't-know-what-the-f-ck to her hair with those cheap-looking ombre extensions. It's pretty bad, right? Also, I don't even think she went for length extensions. I think she decided to go for volume extensions (and just on the lower five or six inches of her hair), and ...