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photo of donatella versace and daughter allegra pictures Alec Baldwin attacks. Again. [The Superficial] Aaliyah is not mentioned in R. Kelly's memoir. [Starpulse] Tide Pods are making kids sick all over the country. [The Frisky] Who was named 'Today' co-anchor? Funny you should ask. [TMZ] Adam Levine says he's not an asshole, which is funny, because I think Adam Levine is an asshole. [Socialite Life] Victoria Silvstedt picks her ass. [The Blemish] Blonde Cameron versus Brunette Cameron. Who wins? (Hint: ew, nobody) [theBERRY] Kelly Broo...

BREAKING!!!! ADELE IS PREGNANT!

photo of pregnant adele pictures Holy crap! What a Friday this is turning out to be! First we find out that Katie Holmes NASTILY filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, and now we hear that Adele is pregnant? OH SNAP. From the mouth of Adele: "I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we're over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time." OH MY GOSH Adele is going to be the best, swee...

BREAKING!!!! KATIE HOLMES FILES FOR DIVORCE!

photo of tom cruise and katie holmes divorce pics From TMZ: Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was "blindsided" by Katie's legal move ... TMZ has learned. We know Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing "irreconcilable differences." She is asking for sole legal custody and "primary residential custody" of the couple's 6-year-old daughter, Suri. We also know Katie is asking for a "suitable amount" of child support. Katie also asks for a division of property in her divorce docs, althoug...

More Octomom Body Pictures if You Feel Like Gouging Your Eyes Out Today

photo of nadya suleman on the beach pictures What's with the dark, sunken eyes? It's frightening! I'm going to be honest, and put all of my Haterade back in the fridge, and I'm going to go ahead and say that there are parts of Nadya Suleman's body that are generally OK. She's got some impressive boobs for having a thousand kids, and her legs aren't all that awful, either. The rest ... well, some of it's "meh," some of it's "OH F-CK WHAT IS THAT I'M LOOKING AT?!" But her eyes, guys. I'm seriously frightened. They're so corpsey and empty ...

Mila Kunis Evades the Ashton Kutcher Question in This Month’s Glamour

photo of mila kunis glamour magazine pictures Who knew someone who's casually-or-not-so-casually having sex with Ashton Kutcher, extra-marital sex beast, could be so down to earth and likable? Not this girl, that's for sure. Mila Kunis interviewed with Glamour magazine for their August '12 issue and covered pretty much everything you could want to talk about---with the exception of obviously discussing what's going on with Ashton Kutcher. She talked online dating, weight loss, 'Black Swan', and but no iron-clad confirmation of Ashton Kutcher-sex was in sight. DISAPP...

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photo of bradley cooper pictures photos David Beckham is apparently Russell Brand's drug dealer. [The Superficial] 'Breaking Bad' season 5 preview. [Lainey Gossip] Terrell Owens has a self-pleasure video out! [Bossip] 'Snooki and JWoww' recap. [Starpulse] Johnny Depp and Amber Heard aren't serious, they're only f-cking. [Cele|bitchy] The mistake that "crushed" Mary J. Blige. [Huff Po] Radio host says nuns should be pistol-whipped. [The Frisky] Why Ann Curry was fired. [Yeeeah] The best of Friday Fashion. [theBERRY] Sharon Stone shows her tits off again. [INFDaily] Katy Perry says no one relates...

UPDATED: Yeah, Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Shoot Was REAL Classy

photo of jenny mccarthy playboy nudes pictures 2012 pic Remember how Jenny McCarthy said the other day that her newest Playboy photo spread was so classy that it could actually be featured in W magazine? LOL ON THAT! Oh my God, has she ever even picked up a copy of W? I found the pictures, and let me tell you---they are far, far, far from classy. I'd go as far as to say that they're treading profusely in deep "seedy" waters, and classy isn't even in the same pool. Jump in to check out Jenny's NSFW "classy" nudie shoot. And then stick in your skankbank and forget ...

Donna Pinciotti Nudes! Donna Pinciotti Nudes!

photo of donna pinciotti laura prepon nudes pictures Oh, right, her real name's Laura Prepon. I always seem to forget that for some reason or another. Anyway, NUDES, and the movie's called 'Lay the Favorite', and believe me, the irony is not lost upon me. From IMDB: A dramedy centered on a thirtysomething woman who becomes involved with a group of geeky fiftyish men who have found a way to work the sportsbook system in Las Vegas to their advantage. The film also stars Bruce Willis, Vince Vaughn, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Joshu...

Oh, So Kelly Osbourne Did Get Wasted and Emotional on a Transatlantic Flight?

photo of kelly osbourne pink hair pictures From, uh, Radar Online: Kelly Osbourne is speaking out and admitting exclusively to RadarOnline.com that she was drunk on a plane recently, but explains the heartbreaking details that led up to her breakdown when she “lost it.” In a candid interview, Kelly opened up about what happened to cause her to turn to alcohol. “The first thing I want to say is the only reason I’m being so honest and telling you what happened is because I don’t think it’s fair for me to lie. I’m n...

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photo of chuck norris pictures jokes funny pic Andrew Garfield based 'Spiderman' on porn. [The Superficial] Johnny Depp and Amber Heard together. PHOTOS. [Lainey Gossip] Chris Evans likes emotional women. [Cele|bitchy] Congressman attacks Justin Bieber. [TMZ] The most uncomfortable pants in the world. [Socialite Life] Ann Curry cries. [Socialite Life] PHOTO: Lourdes tries on Madonna's costumes. [OMGBlog] Jessica Biel should always look like this. [Yeeeah] Rihanna and the Case of the Worst Outfit Ever. [INFDaily] Salma Hayek: no makeup. [Celebslam] Is Lindsay a tease? [IDLYITW] The healt...

Quotables: Jessica Simpson is Losing Jessica Simpson’s Baby Weight for Jessica Simpson and Only Jessica Simpson

photo of jessica simpson baby boobs pictures post-baby pic "Just so everyone knows...Weight Watchers hasn't put ANY pressure on me! I'm trying to be as healthy as I can be for myself and I feel great!" Jessica Simpson, taking it to Twitter and dispelling rumors that she's cranky, under pressure, and unhappy about her post-baby weight-loss life. I sure hope Jess genuinely feels this way, because she's way too much of a sweetheart to be worrying about these kinds of things when there are so many more important things to think about---like her baby, the...

Report: Miley is Starving Herself

photo of miley cyrus pictures skinny starving photos Sources have it that Miley's starving herself and living on only 500 calories a day in order to shape up for her upcoming wedding to Liam Hemsworth, and also because she's afraid that Liam is going to fall for 'Hunger Games' co-star, Jennifer Lawrence. From HL: Miley, 19, told her friends that she is “whipping her ass” into perfect shape because she wants to be “THE Bride” for her wedding to Liam, 22. “Miley is obsessed with her body now that she’s engaged,” our source says. “She’s been eating super-healthy, not that ...