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photo of amber heard pictures Nike posthumously rips Joe Paterno a new one. [The Superficial] Chris Hemsworth is really, really, REALLY LARGE. [Lainey Gossip] Cassie hospitalized! [Bossip] R. Kelly's ex-wife throws 'The Notebook' under the bus. [Bossip] 10 Celebrity death hoaxes. [Starpulse] Did David Letterman just spoil 'The Dark Knight Rises'? [Huff Po] Kanye is making Kim Kardashian wear the same outfit THREE TIMES. [The Frisky] 'American Idol' is over. [Yeeeah] It's apparently shirtless Friday. [theBERRY] Katie Holmes is changing Suri's name. [INFDaily] Jennif...

Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart is the Best

photo of kristen stewart comic con pictures 2012 bella swan pic Have I told you lately how in love I am with Kristen Stewart? Seriously, it's like everything she does is just pure magic. I think she is just positively beautiful, and she can probably do no wrong. Even at her greasiest, she's still one boss bitch. She's real, and she's truthful, and she's not afraid to tell it like it is. In a recent interview at Comic Con (where the above photo was taken), she was asked about the sex scenes in Breaking Dawn, to which she answered that she wanted to go ape-shit. A...

Oh My Gosh, Lindsay Lohan Looks So Good

photo of lindsay lohan pictures going bald pictures 2012 lady gaga pic And her hair! Oh my goodness. It's like the beautiful, ethereal crowning glory that Lindsay, as a beautiful, ethereal person herself, deserves. You need to check out all this glory: This was the back-view of Lindsay Lohan as she exited the E Baldi restaurant, picking up some take-out last night in Beverly Hills, and believe me---THE IRONY IS ABSOLUTELY NOT LOST UPON ME. Don't know if you can recognize it when it's right in front of your face, guys, but this---this!---is straight A-lis...

Ryan Gosling in ’50 Shades of Grey’?

photo of ryan gosling in a suit christian grey pictures Oh God kill me now. From Entertainmentwise: Ladbrokes have posted their odds on who will grab the titles character roles in the upcoming adaption of hit novel Fifty Shades of Grey with Ryan Gosling in the lead. Bookies have jumped on the books [sic] current success and joined in the fascination with who might play the characters of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in the movie version. Drive star Ryan Gosling is currently the favourite with odds at 2/1 followed by Vampire Diaries hunk I...

Fat Adam Still Has a Thing for Models, Huh?

photo of adam levine and behati prinsloo pictures Yeah, I know: he's not fat and that's not nice. But I'm one of the few women who think Adam Levine's a tool and wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot tool. Pole. Whatever. Same thing. Adam's latest girlfriend is (another) supermodel, Behati Prinsloo. People has the exclusive report that the two were dining together in New York City, and left the restaurant holding hands. It's officially on: The Voice's Adam Levine was spotted holding hands with a new gal pal in New York City on Tuesday. Th...

Lea Michele is Still the Queen of Awkward

photo of lea michele for candie's pictures photos Did you guys know? Lea Michele is the new face of Candie's, replacing Vanessa Hudgens, who, out of all former Candie's spokesmodels, was probably the utmost in BORING. Step up? Definitely. However, Lea Michele is still going to go down in Candie's books as the most awkward model in its campaign history. And if you think the photos are awkward? Oh my God you need to see this video: And if you thought that was bad, bad enough to maybe go and hide from? Then you might want to stay w...

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photo of janis joplin cute pictures Did Miley Cyrus kind of get a Jerry Sandusky tattoo? [The Superficial] Matilda Ledger loves Jason Segel. [Lainey Gossip] And then there are those who will stick up for Tom Cruise. Because he pays well. [Starpulse] Are Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield fighting to the death over movie roles? [Cele|bitchy] Demi's daughters are going to drive her back to rehab. [Cele|bitchy] Kristen Chenoweth released from the hospital. [TMZ] OMBRE LIPS. OH MY GOD YES. [The Frisky] Eddie Murphy is dead. [Socialite Life] Anderson Cooper is getting married. [OM...

Pink Talks Motherhood, is Still Flawlessly Adorable

photo of pink and carey hart daughter willow pictures recent pic Guess who's still a total darling! Well, if the headline was any indication, you'd probably be thinking, "Ooh, ooh, I know; it's Pink!" and I'm here to tell you that you'd be a thousand percent right! Pink sat down with Philadelphia's Q102 radio station the other day and talked about leaving whiskey and cigarettes behind in order to party with her new daughter, Willow Sage. Pink talks about how, when she tours, the family stays all together in a hotel room (which is probably the most darli...

Love It or Leave It: What Meg Ryan’s Doing

photo of meg ryan fashion 2012 pictures plastic surgery face Guys, look! It's Meg Ryan, and it's almost---almost---like all that plastic surgery never happened, right? It looks like her naturally-pretty face has settled into something similar to normality, and what a shock! I never thought that Meg Ryan would look anything like this: Again! I mean, honestly! It's cause for celebration! Meg Ryan's face isn't grotesquely swollen with fillers, freezers, or follicle removers (?)! Mark this day on your calendars, guys---it just might mean that there's a new Meg Ryan movie somewhere far, far away on the horizon. As for her nips, we...

Katie Holmes is a Catholic Again, Whee!

photo of katie holmes pictures catholic photos pic From the Huff Po: Five years after revealing that she had started to study Scientology, Katie Holmes has officially returned to the Catholic faith, registering as a parishioner at the Church of St. Francis Xavier in New York City. “Everyone is thrilled to have Katie join us,” a member of the church's choir told me. “She has not yet attended a service, but when she does she will be welcomed with open arms.” The church, located on 16th Street between Fifth and Sixth Avenues, ...

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photo of courtney love pictures Jessica Alba's in a bikini again. Finally. [The Superficial] Jake Gyllenhaal is looking for a lady to love. [Lainey Gossip] Kristen Chenoweth was knocked out cold. [Starpulse] Hilary Duff looks amazing. [ICYDK] Katie Holmes is allowed to hang out with her mom now! Yay! [INFDaily] The Rolling Stones celebrate their 50TH ANNIVERSARY. MY GOD. [Huff Po] The Royal Couple is real mad about those leaked photos, y'all. [CDL] A woman sitting in the front seat of Chris Brown's car. Hm, that's familiar. [Celebslam] Scientology chang...

Happy Belated Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

photo of jessica simpson pictures birthday baby pics Guess who turned thirty-two the other day? DUH! Jessica Simpson, whee! It was her first time celebrating a birthday as a mama, and for her special day, she chowed down with friends and family at a dinner party in her backyard. From People: ... On Tuesday night, Simpson was the cause for celebration, at a backyard dinner party held at her L.A. home in honor of her 32nd birthday. "Jessica was in heaven because she was celebrating for the first time as a mom!" a friend of the fashion mo...