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Trace Cyrus Has a New Video Out!

GUYS. This is easily the most awkward thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. I cringed through 99% of it, and the other 1% I was putting Octonauts on for my daughter (which, I'll admit to watching). Look for a Miley cameo, and a jacuzzi tub shot of a girl with really, really, really big tits starting to float on her back toward Trace, and lots of hugging and kissing, because this video's chock-full of it. The thing about this, though, that I'm hearing is that Trace's "band," Ashland High, has got a pretty OK following. Meaning that there are people out there who listen to this and say, "Hey. Now that's a song I can get behind," but don't get me wrong---all is not a waste. I love the upbeat idea of "sippin' on sunshine" way way more than I'd like, say, something like "I hate my life and I want to drown myself in this nice big pool I have and curse my life and all of the things in it like my gold Rolex watch and famous family." Because guys, that's the truth. I'd rate this a 7 on a scale from 1 to 10, and it's only, only, only because---all snark aside---the concept for the video is actually really cute and endearing. /> GUYS. This is easily the most awkward thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. I cringed through 99% of it, and the other 1% I was putting Octonauts on for my daughter (which, I'll admit to watching). Look for a Miley cameo, and a jacuzzi tub shot of a girl with really, really, really big tits starting to float on her back toward Trace, and lots of hugging and kissing, because this video's chock-full of it. The thing about this, though, that I'm hearing is that Trace's "band," ...

Report: Sylvester Stallone Had Cut Son Sage From His Life

photo of sylvester stallone son wife pictures Allow the family drama to commence. The latest report comes from Stallone cousin, Edd Filiti (and no, I don't know why he spells Ed with two 'd's either), who says that Sage and his father had experienced some kind of falling out in the weeks prior to Sage's untimely death, and that contact was made via Facebook to Sylvester's current wife, Jennifer Flavin. From Celebuzz: The son of Sylvestor Stallone was “depressed” in the days before his death because his Hollywood superstar father hadn...

Oh So Marilyn Manson Wants a Kid Now, Too

photo of marilyn manson wants a baby pictures GUYS. Brace yourselves, OK? Brace. yourselves. From the UK's Observer: "My girlfriend Lindsay's twin just had a baby and I've started to think that maybe I wouldn't mind passing my demented genius on to some small thing who can set fire and breathe profanity." And there were, of course, other parts to the interview that were much, much less scary (example: "My body is a place where drugs and alcohol have made germs afraid to live. I have no health problems to speak of, touch wood," ...

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of channing tatum and matthew mcconaughey pictures It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on ...

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photo of maria menounos pictures Penn State won't remove Joe Paterno's statue. [The Superficial] Katie the ... disciplinarian? [Lainey Gossip] Beyonce writes---and reads---a love letter to Michelle Obama. [Bossip] What Alyson Hannigan looks like eight weeks post-partum. [Starpulse] Jennifer Lopez is planning a movie comeback. [I'm Not Obsessed] Steve Martin and the Muppets. [theBERRY] Hugh Jackman wants to know if you'd still hit it. [Cele|bitchy] This'll end well. [Amy Grindhouse] PHOTOS: The hottest celebrities of Comic Con. [Celebslam] Reese Witherspoon is about to p...

Quotables: Kate Upton Says “Up Yours”

photo of kate upton pictures "It was hard when I was first in the industry and people were like: 'No, you are fat'. But my body is something that you have to work out and eat healthily for. I’m not doing drugs or not eating. I want to enjoy life and I can’t be enjoying life if I’m not eating and miserable." Of course you guys all remember that Kate Upton's, you know, totally fat and stuff, right? Because she's still "fat" and she's still unapologetic about it. During a recent interview, where she addressed the ...

WATCH THIS: How Do We Feel About Madonna’s New Video for ‘Turn Up the Music’?

I'm telling you right now, that as I write these words, I've yet to see this video. But I'm completely and utterly judging it before I do, because I just know that it's going to be f-cking awful. Madonna, like I've said before, hasn't made a good video since 'Frozen', and even *that* was allegedly plagiarized ... or didn't you know? Well, since we've been talking about Madonna talking about Lady Gaga ripping off 'Express Yourself' for 'Born This Way', and talking about Madonna being sued for stealing samples for 'Vogue', we'll talk about how she was sued---and lost---for plagiarism and 'Frozen', too!:
Reuters, along with other news agencies, is reporting that Belgian songwriter Salvatore Acquaviva won a plagiarism lawsuit against pop sensation Madonna. In the suit, Acquaviva claimed that the melody from Madonna’s 1998 hit song “Frozen” was lifted from his “Ma Vie Fout L’camp (My Life’s Getting Nowhere)”. The ruling, which also required stores to remove copies of the song and for broadcasters to stop playing it, did not set any damages but, instead, left those to be negotiated at a later date.
In short, UGH, Madonna. I don't even want to watch this video. I don't even have to in order to know it sucks. You guys watch it---tell me what your thoughts are. And if you think the video's all that bad, then I'll definitely watch it. /> I'm telling you right now, that as I write these words, I've yet to see this video. But I'm completely and utterly judging it before I do, because I just know that it's going to be f-cking awful. Madonna, like I've said before, hasn't made a good video since 'Frozen', and even *that* was allegedly plagiarized ... or didn't you know? Well, since we've been talking about Madonna talking about Lady Gaga ripping off 'Express Yourself' for 'Born This Way', and talking about Madonna being sued for stealin...

Love It or Leave It: Miley’s New Blonde Hair!

photo of miley cyrus blonde hair pictures twitter pic It's just official. Miley Cyrus gets hotter and hotter and hotter as the days go by. Look at that face! I remember a time where I did nothing but mercilessly mock the adolescent Miley Cyrus for being all teeth and chipmunk cheeks and humpback and honking voice, and now look at her! This is one gorgeous woman! She really has turned out pretty ungodly over the years, hasn't she? This photo was posted to Miley's Twitter over the weekend, and it showcased her new blonde highlights, which finally took the...

Julia Roberts is Still a Pretty Woman

photo of julia roberts on the beach pictures You know who I thought was seriously the prettiest lady I'd ever seen when I was a young kid? Julia Roberts. That's right. I saw 'Pretty Woman' at a pretty young age, and though I didn't really understand the premise of "streetwalker" or "prostitute" or "paid for sex" (whatever "sex" was at that young age), I knew that the story was magical and real and I loved loved loved Julia Roberts from then on out. I loved her as Shelby in 'Steel Magnolias', I loved her as Daisy in 'Mystic Pizza', Tinkerbel...

Sage Stallone: The Complete Report (?)

photo of sage stallone pictures So it would appear that all of the information regarding the "crime" scene and the circumstances surrounding Sage Stallone's death has come in, and sources have confirmed that Sage's autopsy was completed this afternoon. As in done. Over with. And there is a lot---A LOT---of mismatched stories floating around out there (i.e., Sage was on drugs/he wasn't on drugs, it was suicide/it was accidental, he was a hermit who lived in deplorable conditions and who had a raging alcohol problem/he was a genteel s...

Demi Lovato Does Self, Talks About Rehab and ‘X-Factor’

photo of demi lovato self magazine 2012 pictures Demi Lovato is still around, and she's still gorgeous and still talking about all of the big things going on in her life like the fact that she's still out of rehab and still doing 'X-Factor'. Here's a quick excerpt from her latest interview with Self magazine---it's apparent that Demi's still doing pretty well for herself. Demi on her post-rehab natural therapy: "I'm treating myself with love and doing good things for my mind and soul." On what she does to keep herself healthy and fit: "I wor...

Bump Watch: Anna Paquin’s Having Twins!

photo of anna paquin pictures pregnancy baby bump pictures I know that's not really new news, because we've known that Anna's having twins for a few weeks now, but damn. Look at that bump! She just announced her pregnancy back in April, and I realize that she's having twins, so she's going to have a much larger bump than, say, someone who was only baking one baby pie in there, but how far along is she already? Wow. One way or the other, she sure looks gorgeous. [gallery]...