Oh Miley-girl. You're so badass with your duck face and middle finger-throwing tendencies. Color me shocked, or at the very least, the obnoxious pink color that you think flatters your face. That's a pretty shocking thing, too.
Naturally, no one from Miley's camp has had anything to say about this particular batch of "leaked" photos. They're pretty tame compared to that green bra-scandal that occurred those many years ago, which is to say "completely tame."
Also, here's a few photos of...
You know, I was going to wait and use this as next week's 'Caption This', but I found it too good to pass up, especially in light of the Madonna-douchebaggery that seems to be so epic and so rampant lately. Honestly. This is it. I don't even have a story to run with this picture; the photo is it. You know, Madonna, performing something on one of her concert tour stops, and with this face.
I don't know. I guess we should be counting our blessings and thanking our lucky star that, at the very least, there's no nipple or asscheek in this picture. Yo...
Blake Lively's cleavage! [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio is putting on some serious weight. [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce's rocking the box braids again. [Bossip]
Zach Galifianakis is SMALL. [Starpulse]
Details on Halle Berry's hospital visit. [TMZ]
A really blurry 'Man of Steel' trailer. [The Blemish]
Christian Grey. In suspenders. [theBERRY]
Even better than the 'Dark Knight'? [Huff Po]
Josh Hutcherson sports a hickey. [Socialite Life]
Did Kristen Stewart get implants? [Cele|bitchy]
W...
You guys, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is just adorable. I mean, first, come on. Look at these pictures. He goes beyond "adorable" territory and into "f-cking hot" territory in a matter of suits (check out the gallery---trust me: check out the gallery).
This is JGL on the cover of August 2012's GQ, which featured Joe in a variety of three-piece suits and took him for an interview through his old stomping grounds in Van Nuys, California. Here's a few great quotes from the interview.
At the ripe ...
It's because the girls like Ashton Kutcher better, isn't it? [The Superficial]
Fatmire's going to court with Kim Kardashian! Yay! [Bitten and Bound]
Amy Varela has a message for cheater Robin Thicke. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Tony Parker offered half-a-mil to referee fight between Drake and Chris Brown. [Starpulse]
Rihanna's new Tweets say she's f-cking Drake now. [Socialite Life]
PHOTOS: Madonna's flashing her nipples again. Sigh. [Celebslam]
Adrianne Curry skanks up Comic Con. [Yeee...
(I mean, har har har, why bother buying the cow when you're getting the milk and all of its jewels and money and cars and BLING for free?)
“You see, for me, marriage is not – I think Jennifer and I see it differently when it comes to that, which I totally respect her opinion, but I don’t think you need to be married to someone."
Oh man. Man. I am rolling around on the f-cking floor over here right now. This bitch has the nerve to publicly talk shit on Jennifer's marriage convictions...
First, I realize that these photos are "old" in that they were taken pre-blonde Miley, but they're still recent within the last two weeks, so please allow me to clarify that.
Second, I just don't even know. Are these cutting marks? Do they look like self-inflicted cutting scars, or do you think maybe, optimistically, that they're scratches from new new puppies? In the first set of Miley Cyrus Cutting Photos, some of you guys commented that maybe the markings were made by a dog leash she was h...
One would think that in the wake of some pretty serious public family drama that one (or a few) wouldn't be so keen to ax off a member of your family (especially a other), but then, one (or a few) would need more than three brain cells a piece to draw the conclusion that pettiness sometimes has adverse effects, then finding out someone's gone forever and after that, nothing changes.
God. Some people are just so stupid.
A new report says that Demi's three daughters, Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout, are...
Sasha Czack has finally broken her silence as to why she thinks her son, Sage, overdosed on medication, which resulted in an accidental death. From the NY Post:
The 36-year-old son of “Rocky” icon Sylvester Stallone had five teeth pulled two weeks before he was found dead in his Los Angeles home, said heartbroken mom Sasha Czack in her first public comments about the tragedy. She said she warned him against the procedure, but he went ahead with it anyway.
“I told him not to do that. I’ve heard about people dying having multiple procedures done to your mouth. Do not have more than one t...
Seriously, is this not one of the most disturbing visuals you've ever experienced in your life? Because for me, it is. It really, really is. All of the little people hanging off of her like gangly leeches? It's the stuff that nightmares are made of, and that's entirely aside from the fact that Lady Gaga's all stripped down, save for the Batman-or-Catwoman mask she's wearing.
The fragrance claims its the "... first ever black Eau de Parfum ever," which, roughly translated, means that it's g...
Apparently Katie and Suri's limo was hit by a "garbage truck," but we all know that Scientology knows no labels; it's ever-present.
The official report says that the limo was struck by a sanitation vehicle last night in New York City, but we're not stupid, folks, and there's never anything "official" when it comes to psychoses aside from the fact that Tom Cruise is officially psychotic. From TMZ:
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise got trashed last night -- their Mercedes-Benz limousine was s...