Joe Paterno is being kicked while he'd dead, big time. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are probably already married. [Lainey Gossip]
President Obama visits shooting victims. [Bossip]
Rihanna's got long, gross hair and a shrunken body. [Starpulse]
Did Zooey Deschanel do something to her face? [Cele|bitchy]
Minka Kelly has a sex tape, and it's going to be here soon. [Amy Grindhouse]
Why threading is superior to plucking and/or waxing. [The Frisky]
Tara Reid is...
These are photos of Lindsay Lohan looking, of course, worse for the wear while hanging out with a lady friend and hitting up Jack in the Box late last night, and can I say with conviction that she's looking fresh-faced, luminous, and generally lovely. Oh my.
If you haven't heard yet, in related Lindsay Lohan news, as Emily reported earlier in the weekend, girl wants to be BFFs with Jennifer Lawrence, and to that, I say, "Ha! As if!" Lindsay recently unloaded on Twitter, calling Jennifer a ...
Because there's absolutely nothing to be said about two "friends" sucking face at one of those friends' film wrap parties, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are absolutely not hooking up.
Now that we have this out of the way, I can tell you---this is Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis sucking face and generally grinding all over one another at the wrap party for that Steve Jobs movie, in which Ashton Kutcher plays the role of late Steve Jobs.
Nothing to see here, folks (except what's in the galle...
"This morning we woke up to news of a tragedy that reminds us of all the ways that we are united as one American family. The federal government stands ready to do whatever's necessary to bring whoever is responsible for this heinous crime to justice.
"We will take every step possible to ensure the safety of all of our people. We're going to stand by our neighbors in Colorado during this extraordinarily difficult time.
"Even as we learn how this happened and who's responsible, we may nev...
Remember back in May when we talked about Joaquin doing a real movie? It's this, and it also features Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was bought a drink in a bar by one of my friends in New York City this past week (which strikes me as odd, because hello---celebrities are kind of rich, they can kind of buy their own drinks, and yours, too), and according to IMDB, as previously reported, the movie is about ... well, this:
A 1950s-set drama centered on the relationship between a charismatic intellectual known as "the Master" whose faith-based organization begins to catch on in America, and a young drifter who becomes his right-hand man.
Looking back, now, if I knew then what I know now---about the Scientology Squirrels---I'd go ahead and say this movie was based on, duh, Scientology. And probably Tom Cruise, though he allegedly wasn't alive back in the 50s (though he probably was through some kind of Thetan mind control thing where his disembodied brain floated in a jar in some dank basement, making a list of Earthling women he'd like to impregnate in order to live on forever), too.
Consider me interested, to say the least. />
Remember back in May when we talked about Joaquin doing a real movie? It's this, and it also features Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was bought a drink in a bar by one of my friends in New York City this past week (which strikes me as odd, because hello---celebrities are kind of rich, they can kind of buy their own drinks, and yours, too), and according to IMDB, as previously reported, the movie is about ... well, this:
A 1950s-set drama centered on the relationship between a charismatic in...
You have got to be kidding me. Seriously, you have got to be f-cking kidding me. I'm seriously seeing red right now. There are tears, and I am not kidding. I am so angry and so sad for these people, and all because some f-cking crazed NUTJOB forgot to take his meds for a few days.
From the Washington Post, a blurb on what the state of Holmes' apartment was:
Police converged on Holmes’s apartment, in a modest section of the Denver suburb about five miles from the theater, about 2 a.m., a...
The name of the movie, as we've discussed in previous posts, is 'The Canyons', and no, I am not at all surprised that the film's title parallels Lindsay Lohan's vaginal exploits.
Funny thing is, most recently we'd heard that Lindsay wasn't all that sure about doing this movie (which is, essentially, a porno, and you remember way back when I defined "essential" as per celebrity gossip), but apparently, all that's changed, because these photos are from the set of 'The Canyons'. Whee.
Porn sta...
Because oh my God would I ever.
We've talked about Jeff Goldblum in the past, and we've all pretty much agreed that he's one of the hottest over-fifty dudes in Hollywood (if not, you know, the hottest over-fifty dude in Hollywood), and these pictures (some of which are in the gallery) are definitely the hottest recent pictures that Jeff's taken. Especially when you consider the fact that he looked like this a mere two years ago. Because that was just bad bad bad.
Question of the day: would you still hit ...
Russell Brand leaves the studio where he talked about WHEELCHAIR SEX with Katy Perry. Dear God. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds: getting married! [Amy Grindhouse]
Halle Berry messed up her head (and I'm not EVEN talking about her concussion). [IDLYITW]
Sad to say that Miley Cyrus fashion wins again. [INFDaily]
Shirtless Friday! [theBERRY]
Did Anne Hathaway get a boob job, too? [Yeeeah]
They're making a movie about Tom Cruise's epic craziness. [The Frisky]
WAT...
I know, I know; it's a joke and Fisher-Price doesn't really make GTL sets for babies (I don't think). But still. I'd almost feel bad for Snooki (I mean, come on---look at her face in these pictures. Mildly amused is putting it nicely) if it weren't for the fact that she's a complete moron who dug her own publicity grave. I mean, what. People are supposed to take Snooki all serious now because she's pregnant? We're supposed to forget that, prior to getting knocked up, she was a fight-provoking,...
I know this isn't the type of news we cover normally, but how can you not pay attention to this kind of story?
Earlier this morning, at the midnight showing of 'Dark Knight Rises', suspect James Holmes, twenty-four years old, appeared at the front of the movie theater armed with a rifle, handgun, shotgun, and assorted smoke-type bombs, broke into the theater where 'Dark Knight' was playing, and proceeded to shoot people at random. Holmes is said to be a local resident to Aurora, Colorado. No motive has been released, if there was any motive aside from F-CKING CRAZY. The suspect's mother (who lives in San Diego) was contacted, and according to ABC News, Holmes' mother said:
"You have the right person," she said, apparently speaking on gut instinct. "I need to call the police... I need to fly out to Colorado."
Witnesses say that twenty or thirty rounds were fired off within the first minute or so, and the youngest of the victims was three months old. Another little girl was taken from the theater with a back wound. Sources said she was not moving. I could f-cking just die. This is horrible, horrible, horrible news and it makes me positively sick to my stomach that people can't even go to the damn movie theater without having to fear for their lives or wonder if they---or their loved ones---are going to make it home later that evening. It's heartbreaking. There's no other word for it.
Please say some prayers for the victims and their families of this f-cking senseless tragedy, because this is a pretty bad one, guys.
UPDATE: Here's the first photo of the shooter, James Holmes. May somebody blast this f-cker in the face with a mallet---or worse.
I know this isn't the type of news we cover normally, but how can you not pay attention to this kind of story?
Earlier this morning, at the midnight showing of 'Dark Knight Rises', suspect James Holmes, twenty-four years old, appeared at the front of the movie theater armed with a rifle, handgun, shotgun, and assorted smoke-type bombs, broke into the theater where 'Dark Knight' was playing, and proceeded to shoot people at random. Holmes is said to be a local resident to Aurora, Colorado. No...
First, can I say that Stephen, who was born Kathlyn, looks nowhere near twenty years old? No, this young man looks more like twelve than twenty. Somebody's going to age well, apparently. Someone *also* needs to lay off the caffeine, because HOLY COW. I think I finally found someone who speaks faster than I do. No joke. I talk fast, guys, but not nearly as fast as Stephen Ira here.
Bottom line, it's got to be completely awesome to be Stephen, because he's pretty damn awesome. Also, his mother is Annette Bening (and yeah, his father's Warren Beatty, but being the son of Annette Bening is mad better than being the son of Warren Beatty). Here's the questions part of the transcript if you thought Stephen's speech was too fast to catch, minus all of the good tangents and, of course, Stephen's answers. Go ahead and feel free to answer the questions in the comments. You know. Because that kind of stuff is fun.
1) What's your name? Chosen or otherwise. Now, beyond your name, I personally don't really care how you identify. I'm not entirely comfortable with defining myself in the terms we're given, and I kind of enjoying watching my mind struggle to gender someone. It's an automatic habit, and not one I care to assist. However, if it's important to you to be know as a trans man or woman, cross-dresser, queer, androgynous, non-binary, or whatever, or if you want people to use certain pronouns when referring to you in comments or discussion, go ahead and lay those on us. Whatever you're comfortable with.
2) Who has been most supportive of your transition? If you haven't started transition, who's been most supportive of your gender expression, questioning or explorations?
3) What do most enjoy about your life since beginning transition? That is, what are some of the things you love doing now, that you couldn't do before? And if you're not there yet, what about the possibility of transition excites you the most? What do you look forward to?
4) Who are your trans role models? or Who have you looked up to in the trans community? Who inspires you? Whether it's someone you know, or someone you've admired from afar, this is your chance to give a shout out.
5) What change(s) would you most like to see in the world? This can be trans related, or not, but we'd love to know where your passion lies.
6) What are you doing to make those changes happen? That's right all, no getting off the hook! We're all in this big ol' mess together, and we each need to do our part. Share with us how you're the change you want to see.
And finally, magical number 7, tell us something, anything, special and unique about you, your interests, your story. Never forget, gender is just one part of the larger project of becoming a fully authentic human being.
LOVE. />
First, can I say that Stephen, who was born Kathlyn, looks nowhere near twenty years old? No, this young man looks more like twelve than twenty. Somebody's going to age well, apparently. Someone *also* needs to lay off the caffeine, because HOLY COW. I think I finally found someone who speaks faster than I do. No joke. I talk fast, guys, but not nearly as fast as Stephen Ira here.
Bottom line, it's got to be completely awesome to be Stephen, because he's pretty damn awesome. Also, his mother ...
Joe Paterno is being kicked while he'd dead, big time. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are probably already married. [Lainey Gossip]
President Obama visits shooting victims. [Bossip]
Rihanna's got long, gross hair and a shrunken body. [Starpulse]
Did Zooey Deschanel do something to her face? [Cele|bitchy]
Minka Kelly has a sex tape, and it's going to be here soon. [Amy Grindhouse]
Why threading is superior to plucking and/or waxing. [The Frisky]
Tara Reid is...
These are photos of Lindsay Lohan looking, of course, worse for the wear while hanging out with a lady friend and hitting up Jack in the Box late last night, and can I say with conviction that she's looking fresh-faced, luminous, and generally lovely. Oh my.
If you haven't heard yet, in related Lindsay Lohan news, as Emily reported earlier in the weekend, girl wants to be BFFs with Jennifer Lawrence, and to that, I say, "Ha! As if!" Lindsay recently unloaded on Twitter, calling Jennifer a ...
Because there's absolutely nothing to be said about two "friends" sucking face at one of those friends' film wrap parties, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are absolutely not hooking up.
Now that we have this out of the way, I can tell you---this is Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis sucking face and generally grinding all over one another at the wrap party for that Steve Jobs movie, in which Ashton Kutcher plays the role of late Steve Jobs.
Nothing to see here, folks (except what's in the galle...
"This morning we woke up to news of a tragedy that reminds us of all the ways that we are united as one American family. The federal government stands ready to do whatever's necessary to bring whoever is responsible for this heinous crime to justice.
"We will take every step possible to ensure the safety of all of our people. We're going to stand by our neighbors in Colorado during this extraordinarily difficult time.
"Even as we learn how this happened and who's responsible, we may nev...
You have got to be kidding me. Seriously, you have got to be f-cking kidding me. I'm seriously seeing red right now. There are tears, and I am not kidding. I am so angry and so sad for these people, and all because some f-cking crazed NUTJOB forgot to take his meds for a few days.
From the Washington Post, a blurb on what the state of Holmes' apartment was:
Police converged on Holmes’s apartment, in a modest section of the Denver suburb about five miles from the theater, about 2 a.m., a...
The name of the movie, as we've discussed in previous posts, is 'The Canyons', and no, I am not at all surprised that the film's title parallels Lindsay Lohan's vaginal exploits.
Funny thing is, most recently we'd heard that Lindsay wasn't all that sure about doing this movie (which is, essentially, a porno, and you remember way back when I defined "essential" as per celebrity gossip), but apparently, all that's changed, because these photos are from the set of 'The Canyons'. Whee.
Porn sta...
Because oh my God would I ever.
We've talked about Jeff Goldblum in the past, and we've all pretty much agreed that he's one of the hottest over-fifty dudes in Hollywood (if not, you know, the hottest over-fifty dude in Hollywood), and these pictures (some of which are in the gallery) are definitely the hottest recent pictures that Jeff's taken. Especially when you consider the fact that he looked like this a mere two years ago. Because that was just bad bad bad.
Question of the day: would you still hit ...
Russell Brand leaves the studio where he talked about WHEELCHAIR SEX with Katy Perry. Dear God. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds: getting married! [Amy Grindhouse]
Halle Berry messed up her head (and I'm not EVEN talking about her concussion). [IDLYITW]
Sad to say that Miley Cyrus fashion wins again. [INFDaily]
Shirtless Friday! [theBERRY]
Did Anne Hathaway get a boob job, too? [Yeeeah]
They're making a movie about Tom Cruise's epic craziness. [The Frisky]
WAT...
I know, I know; it's a joke and Fisher-Price doesn't really make GTL sets for babies (I don't think). But still. I'd almost feel bad for Snooki (I mean, come on---look at her face in these pictures. Mildly amused is putting it nicely) if it weren't for the fact that she's a complete moron who dug her own publicity grave. I mean, what. People are supposed to take Snooki all serious now because she's pregnant? We're supposed to forget that, prior to getting knocked up, she was a fight-provoking,...
I know this isn't the type of news we cover normally, but how can you not pay attention to this kind of story?
Earlier this morning, at the midnight showing of 'Dark Knight Rises', suspect James Holmes, twenty-four years old, appeared at the front of the movie theater armed with a rifle, handgun, shotgun, and assorted smoke-type bombs, broke into the theater where 'Dark Knight' was playing, and proceeded to shoot people at random. Holmes is said to be a local resident to Aurora, Colorado. No...