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Tom Hanks Has a New Movie Called ‘Cloud Atlas’

From IMDB, this is 'Cloud Atlas':
An exploration of how the actions of individual lives impact one another in the past, present and future, as one soul is shaped from a killer into a hero, and an act of kindness ripples across centuries to inspire a revolution.
The film stars Tom Hanks, Susan Sarandon, Halle Berry, Jim Sturgess, Hugh Grant, and a whole bunch of other decent actors and actresses, and this movie looks f-cking amazing. AMAZING. I mean, come on. Even the synopsis has me wanting to cry, and it's IMDB ffs. Can I get a hell yes on this movie? /> From IMDB, this is 'Cloud Atlas': An exploration of how the actions of individual lives impact one another in the past, present and future, as one soul is shaped from a killer into a hero, and an act of kindness ripples across centuries to inspire a revolution. The film stars Tom Hanks, Susan Sarandon, Halle Berry, Jim Sturgess, Hugh Grant, and a whole bunch of other decent actors and actresses, and this movie looks f-cking amazing. AMAZING. I mean, come on. Even the synopsis has me wanting to cry...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s … Just No. No, Katy Perry.

photo of katy perry weird pictures photos Can I tell you how weird and unflattering this outfit is? Because it's weird. And unflattering. And it should have been left in the clearance bin in1990's Hot Topic along with the other reject articles of clothing that no one in their right minds would buy, even those who still, unfathomably, shop at Hot Topic. Except for Katy Perry, because she's all dark and shit, guys, in case you might have been foolish enough to forget that important little fact. And what's with the weird hand placement? Wh...

Jada Pinkett Smith: Would You, Still?

photo jada pinkett smith picture bikini twitter Short of being really, really insulting to toned women 'round the world and saying, 'F-ck no!' and blaming it on the fact that she looks like a piece of dried-up beef jerky (sinews are just not hot, I'm afraid), I'm going to go ahead and brand a very generic 'no' on the above question. Would I, still? No. Absolutely not. As male friends of mine used to say back in the day, 'not without someone else's dick.' Because no. I would never. Jada Pinkett Smith posted this photo to her Twitter account ea...

Kristen Stewart Was Cheating for “Months,” Maybe Longer

photo of ugly kristen stewart pictures Momentary indiscretion my ass, you twat. According to Rupert Sanders' brother-in-law (estranged wife Liberty's brother, Leopold), the affair had been going on for months (and maybe as long as a year), with no end in sight---at least until Kristen and Rupert were caught, that is. From the UK's People: “It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week. ... She [Liberty] made some sacrifices for something she thought was worth it, now she knows, ...

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Here Are Some Photos from That Weird Lady Gaga-Lindsay Lohan Sleepover Party

photo of lindsay lohan and lady gaga sleepover pictures Remember we told you about that slumber party that supposedly went down with Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, and Lana Del Rey? There's apparently pictures of the event, showing a drunk-looking Lady Gaga, and an always-wasted Lindsay Lohan, but no photos of Lana. Don't know. Maybe she wasn't there after all. The photos were taken with Ellen von Unwerth, who is a celebrity photographer, as far as I'm aware, and she looked just as f-cked up as the rest of the girls (which really wasn't all that hard to do, appare...

Kristen Stewart Moved Out, Too

photo of kristen stewart and robert pattinson pictures From Radar Online: Hopes are dimming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may be able to reconcile after she admitted to cheating on her Twilight lover. A day after reports surfaced that Rob had moved out of the home he shares with Kristen, it's now been revealed that Stewart has also backed her bags! They are staying separately and are not even speaking, reports People. As you guys can probably tell, I'm completely obsessed with this story. Like, I have threads on my Faceboo...

WATCH THIS: 50 Shades of Grayskull

OMG funniest thing all f-cking day. I'm not going to say it was the funniest thing all f-cking week, because the idea that Bristol Palin is so deluded that she thinks we're going to follow her and "her fame" anywhere, whether it's Alaska or Southern California, but it's kind of up there. This is a clip from Jimmy Fallon's show, on which he parodied a classic 'He-Man' episode with dubbed-over lines from 50 Shades of Grey. And it's as hilarious as it probably sounds. Because '50 Shades of Grayskull'? It's sheer brilliance. Also, wait a damn second here---is there *really* a line in this book that says, "I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind"? Is there really? /> OMG funniest thing all f-cking day. I'm not going to say it was the funniest thing all f-cking week, because the idea that Bristol Palin is so deluded that she thinks we're going to follow her and "her fame" anywhere, whether it's Alaska or Southern California, but it's kind of up there. This is a clip from Jimmy Fallon's show, on which he parodied a classic 'He-Man' episode with dubbed-over lines from 50 Shades of Grey. And it's as hilarious as it probably sounds. Because '50 Shades of Grays...

Oh My God Katie Holmes Had a Date

photo of katie holmes on a date pictures ... With a really, really cheesy-looking dude. We're not going to discount it, because it is, in fact, a date, and even if the guy in question turns out to be nothing more than a friend or a business partner, that's OK---Katie Holmes would have never been allowed in public with another male if she were still obeying Tom Cruise's commands. And yeah, while he may look kind of cornball, he still looks like a genuinely happy person, not someone all stone-faced and dangerously obsessed with looking perfect for the camer...

Quotables: Bristol Palin Isn’t Sorry For All That Reality TV

photo of bristol paliin 2012 plastic surgery pictures "You're going to talk about me if I'm in my little life in Alaska or if I'm in L.A., so I might as well just have fun with it. I just think that god provides opportunities like this, and you can either go out and do them or not do them." Bristol Palin on the recent announcement that she was chosen for the 'Dancing With the Stars' All-Star cast. Because, you know, people really, really care when her son's got some new homophobic slurs that they need to hear, and to witness Bristol's bad dan...

Hey, Guess Who’s Still a D-ckbag?

photo of dane cook shooting pictures joke pics If you guessed Dane Cook, you'd definitely be right. We haven't talked about Dane on the site for almost an entire year, and the post that day was only written in order to mock his weird mid-ab wrinkle, so I guess it's high time we bring out the Dane Cook-bashing manacles and chain this bitch to the f-cking wall. If you guys forgot, you know, that there was a mass shooting last week in Colorado, so now would be the *perfect* time to start cracking jokes about shooting and guns and the Batman movie at large, right? If you're Dane Cook, you'd probably think so. Here's what Dane had to say during a perfo...

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