Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miley is Nude All Over the Place

photo of miley in the tub pictures This is a photo that Too Fab unearthed earlier this week, and best guesses are that this was one of Miley's racier promo photos for her 'Gypsy Heart' tour back in '11, and one thing is for certain---it's pretty hot. Miley would be eighteen in this picture, I guess, so legal eagles, fear not, but still. Something about Miley looking so girlish and young in comparison to what she looks like today leaves one feeling rather ... I don't know, unsettled. It's like seeing a young woman who's not quite y...

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Aren’t Even Trying to Hide the Sex Anymore

photo of mila kunis and ashton kutcher pictures From Page Six: Ashton Kutcher has whisked Mila Kunis on a romantic vacation to Bali, Page Six can reveal. The actor, still going through a divorce with Demi Moore, has taken Kunis to a five-star resort on Bali’s southern peninsula. Suites include wooden four-poster beds, a sunken indoor bathtub and ultra-private pools. Sources tell us the pair, who met 14 years ago while starring on “That ’70s Show” together, are now making no secret of their romance despite earlier attempts to st...

Us Weekly Was Following Kristen Stewart Around, Waiting for Her to Cheat

photo of kristen stewart pictures us weekly cheating pics If this is supposed to be some kind of clever ploy in order to make Kristen and Rupert look all hounded and pursued and tortured, and thus, sympathetic to the public's eye, I have to say---it's just not going to f-cking happen. It's not, OK? So, like, don't even try. From Fox News: Photos of “Twilight” star Kristen Stewart canoodling with Rupert Sanders, the very married director of her last film “Snow White and the Huntsman,” have likely fetched “at least $250,000, maybe $300,000 on the ...

Fred Willard’s Been Officially Axed

photo of fred willard pictures From the Chicago Tribune: ABC has canceled Willard's improv comedy series "Trust Us With Your Life," less than two weeks after Willard was arrested for allegedly committing a lewd act in a Hollywood adult theater. An individual familiar with the situation told TheWrap that the cancelation was unrelated to Willard's arrest. Indeed, the series' ratings suggest that no other rationale was needed to ax the show. After inauspicious premiere numbers, the series eventually dropped to a 0.6 rati...

Tiffani Theissen Hates Those ‘90210’ Girls

photo of 90210 original pictures photos Tiffani Theissen, or Valerie Malone, if we're going way back and talking Beverly Hills 90210-style, recently appeared on the Howard Stern show where she discussed what it was like on the set of the famed show, and how she's still not on speaking terms with some of the actresses (ahem, Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling) because of a decades-long falling out that the girls had way back in the day. To Stern, Tiffani said: "We had a falling out and we grew apart. I was the one who was hurt, let'...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s New-ish Hair

photo of katy perry new hair pictures Hey, look! Maybe Katy Perry's not going to be so dark for a little while, because she's almost looking like her old, normal self! Remember this fresh-faced young lady with a natural hair color from a few years back?: Right? Almost back to her (literal and theoretical) roots! Are you guys happy, or did you prefer the dark goth-y Katy who everyone imagined would be having dark, sacrificial sex with John Mayer? Right in the middle of the post here, I'm gonna lay it out on the line---Katy's hair: Love It or Leave It? ...

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photo of mariah carey pictures LeAnn Rimes will be coming to bathroom-sex near you, soon. [The Superficial] Who Robert Pattinson's going to date next. [Lainey Gossip] 12-year-old girl tased in Victoria's Secret. [Bossip] James Bond: Back from the Dead. [Starpulse] What people REALLY think about Rupert Sanders. [TMZ] Cuba Gooding Jr. is a wanted man. [The Blemish] Julianne Hough is getting down with someone who's not Ryan Seacrest. [theBERRY] Rashida Jones wants you to hate her now. [Huff Po] Blake Lively for Gucci. [Hollywood PQ] RIP Gore Vidal. [Socialite Life] Casper Smart likes "exotic" male "massages." [Cele|bitchy] Courtney Lo...

Robert Pattinson is Hiding Away With Reese Witherspoon

photo of robert pattinson and reese witherspoon pictures From People: His world shattered, Robert Pattinson turned to someone he knew he could count on: Reese Witherspoon. Immediately after learning his girlfriend of three years, Kristen Stewart, had cheated on him with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, Pattinson asked his friend and Water for Elephants costar if he could crash at her tranquil estate in Ojai, Calif. So sad. Here's a recent photos of Reese's "tranquil estate," which was recently featured in ...

This is … LOL! Sorry, I’m Sorry. This is Eva Mendes’ New Movie, ‘Holy Motors’ … LOL!

Here's a brief and not-at-all overdone synopsis of the movie, 'Holy Motors':
“From dawn to after nightfall, a few hours in the life of Monsieur Oscar, a shadowy character who journeys from one life to the next. He is, in turn, captain of industry, assassin, beggar, monster, family man. He seems to be playing roles, plunging headlong into each part… but where are the cameras? Monsieur Oscar is alone, accompanied only by Céline, the slender blonde woman behind the wheel of the vast engine that transports him in and around Paris. He’s like a conscientious assassin moving from hit to hit. In pursuit of the purely beautiful act, the mysterious driving force, the women and ghosts of past lives. But where is his true home, his family, his rest?”
Guys, I can totally see why Ryan's into a gal like Eva. She's just so artsy and unintentionally attuned to what's really going on today. She's edgy and smart and chooses the best films that best showcase her super-best acting skills. Go Eva. No, wait---go Ryan. You're onto something here, boo. /> Here's a brief and not-at-all overdone synopsis of the movie, 'Holy Motors': “From dawn to after nightfall, a few hours in the life of Monsieur Oscar, a shadowy character who journeys from one life to the next. He is, in turn, captain of industry, assassin, beggar, monster, family man. He seems to be playing roles, plunging headlong into each part… but where are the cameras? Monsieur Oscar is alone, accompanied only by Céline, the slender blonde woman behind the wheel of the vast e...

Selena Gomez is on the Cover of Teen Vogue This Month

photo of selena gomez pictures And look how just positively Photoshopped she is! Is that even the real GOMEZ? Is that Eva Mendes? Here's Selena on ... DUN DUN DUN ... Disney: "Being part of the Disney Channel was such a blessing, and I'm super happy with what my show accomplished, but acting is something I would like to take on more seriously. I don't necessarily feel accomplished. I want to create a whole different persona when it comes to acting." LOL! Oh, OK, Selena. Here's Selena on her next project---a new mus...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of michelle obama and lebron james pictures It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Terry "Now that I’ve ripped out Rob’s heart, he probably won’t need his ...

LeAnn Rimes “Face is Numb,” and I Don’t Even Want to Venture a Guess as to Why

photo of LeAnn Rimes teeth pictures OK, so that's complete crap, because what kind of job would I be doing if I weren't consistently speculating about the personal and private decisions that celebrities make, whether in the public or private eye? Come on now. Anyway, this is what LeAnn had to say on her Twitter account earlier yesterday afternoon: Out of surgery!!!! All is well. My whole face is numb and I'm starving....bad combo. Thx for all your prayers. So naturally, I was like, hm. Eddie's making LeAnn undergo some weird cosmetic surgery in order to make ...