Although we've come to the End Of The Road Still I can't let you go It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you Come to the End of the Road Still I can't let you go It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to youCatch you on the flip side, guys. Promise you'll belong to me forever! xo Sarah's Facebook Sarah's Twitter /> Oh guys. It's really, really that time: my final (non-celebrity-related) post. I'm glad to say that I went out with a bang on that last John Mayer post. I mean, I guess. You know. If I could have chosen, the last celebrity-related post would have been something LeAnn Rimes/Brandi Glanville-related, but hey. It can't always be flaccid penises and boob cutlets all the time, you know. On that note, oh my goodness. My personal voyage with Evil Beet Gossip started off back in 2009, when I was ju...
Oh guys. It's really, really that time: my final (non-celebrity-related) post. I'm glad to say that I went out with a bang on that last John Mayer post. I mean, I guess. You know. If I could have chosen, the last celebrity-related post would have been something LeAnn Rimes/Brandi Glanville-related, but hey. It can't always be flaccid penises and boob cutlets all the time, you know.
On that note, oh my goodness. My personal voyage with Evil Beet Gossip started off back in 2009, when I was just chomping at the bit to stop writing link exchange posts and move on to bigger things. In late 2009, I got my wish: Sasha, who is the original Evil Beet herself, had hired me as an official staff writer for Evil Beet Gossip. I thank her so, so much for taking a chance on someone like me way back then. 5,394 posts later, I leave you with this, my own personal, sentimental, and irregularly inappropriate and ill-placed advice for those to whom it might be applicable: never stop moving forward. Seriously. No matter what life throws at you---good or bad---just never stop moving forward. Go after what you want, but be so, so thankful for what you have in the meantime.
That, of course, brings me to be so, so thankful for all of you guys, because many of you are so, so wonderful. I'd like to call a few of you out, here, so be prepared:
evilbeetdouche. You were one of my very first allies on Evil Beet, and I'm eternally grateful to you. You stuck by my side when there was that weird transition where everyone and not just some people hated me, and by the way? I think I know who you really are! BOOM. ;)
Chaz! Oh Chaz. You know where I'm going, because we go way back like that, and I hope you'll come and stir the shit in the new joint, too. Also, please, please bring guest with you. It just won't be the same.
Mireee. Girl, you've been around forever. You were even around on Zelda Lily, and that's where I really got to know you. You're smart and kick-ass and never let anyone put you in a place where they think you belong. You're one of my most favorite commenters because secretly, I want to be just like you.
CranAppleSnapple: I'm sorry that certain things drove you away, but I have a book from you, and I will always think of you whenever I look through it. YOUR NEW CAT IS SO CUTE and your husband is, too!
Angry Pirate. I don't know where you've been, but the last time I saw you was on a Courtney Stodden post on the twentieth of the month. I still officially never got a goodbye! Boo on that business. Do come back, OK?
puddin. Could you possibly win more Caption This contests? You're hilarious, girl. I'm going to miss sending you free crap.
I'm sure there's probably many, many more that I've interacted with on a personal level, and if I left any of you out, I'm sorry---I'm going to blame it on the tears and the big, big, really big glass of Merlot that's currently clouding my vision.
I also want to send a major, major thankyou to Emily, who has been my partner in crime and cohort at Evil Beet Gossip for longer than anyone else ever has. She's the most amazing, most sensitive, most hardworking lady I've ever met, and while I'm sorry that she's leaving Evil Beet, too, because I know how well-loved she is, I'm also super happy that she's coming along with me and embarking on a whole different, crazy adventure that will hopefully prove successful for both of us. Emily's a real gem, and I count myself blessed to know her.
Last, I want to thank A., who entered my life sometime around 2010 (I can't even remember when, it seems like it's been so long) and had faith in me even when I wasn't sure I had it in myself (hid that one pretty well, huh?). A. has been the best boss anyone could ask for, and rest assured, friends, there's so much going on behind the scenes at Evil Beet that's going to just knock your socks off in the coming months, so be on the look out for it, guys.
I love you all immensely, and I will never, ever forget you, or the various parts you've played in one of the greatest and most rewarding experiences of my life.
On a final note, I'm going to let my homies, Boyz II Men, do the rest of my talking for me, because that's appropriate right now, maybe:
Oh, you mean you didn't hear? Because yes, John Mayer did an interview with Rolling Stone wherein he discussed how very happy Katy Perry has made him, and how much his life has changed for the better since he stopped being a feathered-hair doofus whose very favorite past time was objectifying women and subjecting them to bogus serenades like 'Your Body is a Wonderland'. Things are so, so much better.
Here's John talking about his new, sturdy relationship with Katy Perry:
I haven't had an...
From Us Weekly:
Kristen Stewart is fuming with Robert Pattinson for not giving her enough attention while he’s Down Under filming, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. The On the Road actress has been missing Robert, 26, since he flew to Australia to shoot futuristic western The Rover, and because of the time difference the pair has hardly spoken to each other.
Kristen, 22, feels Robert’s neglecting her, according to the source, and has told him she wants him to check-in more often!
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Eddie had started taking Propecia, like many men, because he was concerned about hair loss. He had fantastic hair, but who was I to sideline his vanity? ... This particular drug [Propecia] had nasty side effects – including ones that happened in the bedroom. I knew he was concerned about his hairline, but momma needed something h**d. I was not down for a limp d**k and gave him an ultimatum: It was the Propecia or me! Eddie never took well to being cornered or criticized. So it was no surpris...
So we've talked about Anna Kendrick just a little bit here and there, but the tipping point really revealed itself when she talked about masturbating to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater. That was a stroke of brilliance right there, no pun intended.
This is Anna's latest look at a fashion function in New York City, and gosh, guys, this girl gets prettier and prettier as the days go by. So pretty, actually, that it's becoming super necessary to find out more about Anna and her rubbing-one-out ways.
For example, did you know that sh...
There it is, guys. There it is. And in case there was any question about the validity of Kim Kardashian's pregnancy a la Beyonce, you've got nothing to fear: Kim Kardashian's bumpy, lumpy baby hump looks completely legitimate.
Kanye must be so, so proud. ...
Oh guys. I never tire of these weird, sad mugshots that we get to see on the regular, and in fact, I kind of look forward to them each and every time. It's not that I wish misfortune on these people, of course, it's just that these mugshots are so damn ridiculous.
Here's three hints:
---He was in a movie in the early nineties with Matthew McConaughey. It was a good movie for livin'.
---His twin brother is just as weird.
---No, really: his twin brother is really, really weird.
Rea...
I know, guys. I know. Three Lindsay Lohan posts in one single day is most definitely excessive, but I've got an explanation or two to throw at you! One---tomorrow is my very last day on Evil Beet Gossip. It's the very last time(s) that I'll be able to write about Lindsay Lohan for Evil Beet Gossip. Lindsay Lohan is like the f-cking mascot of Evil Beet Gossip. There's lots and lots of sentimental feelings to be had over this whole thing, and Lindsay Lohan is, for once, at the center of them.
The second reason? Well, because today was a big day for Lindsay...
Here's a photo of the two friends at the Soho House in West Hollywood while celebrating a Coach-sponsored event, and they both look pretty hot (though, in my most humble of opinions, one is significantly hotter than the other).
Who would you rather---Ashley or Selena?
{democracy:520} ...
Just ask ...
From Rolling Stone:
Rihanna has opened up like never before about getting back together with her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown, and what it means for her public image.
“I decided it was more important for me to be happy,” she tells contributing editor Josh Eells in the new issue of Rolling Stone, out Friday, January 31st. “I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and ...
Well, I don't exactly know if it's because they're dirty, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that's the case.
From TMZ:
It was a rough night for Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina .... first, flying to L.A. to dodge an arrest warrant and landing after midnight .... then getting rejected by a swanky hotel ... and TMZ has learned they were BLACKBALLED.
Lindsay and Dina showed up at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica (see video) at around 1 AM Wednesday. Lindsay stayed in the...