I don't know if this is the most ingenious casting job I've ever seen or just the craziest, but pornstar and current Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olson is set to star in her first non-pornographic film, Mancation. The other two people cast whose names you may recognize? Danica Mckellar AKA Winnie Cooper and Joey Fatone AKA the grossest member of *NSYNC beside Chris and maybe Lance, depending on the day.
One thing's for sure either way: Whoever's behind this movie got me to type the word Mancation after reading this news, so they're "winning," so to speak....
Well, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but somehow that insufferable bitch Katherine Heigl managed to nearly win me over with these paparazzi shots of her and a friend eating lunch. Why? She reminded me of myself, duh.
Allow me to break it down:
1) A lunch that consists of a plate of lettuce and a big glass of beer? Don't mind if I do. In fact, I already did.
2) She took a picture of her food. That's SO blogger. Does Katherine Heigl have a secret food blog? OMG, is she Ruth Bourdain?
3) Surprised by the waitstaff. Girl, me too. The most awkward three minutes of life on any given day is when an...
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been hanging in there for quite some time despite being ill, but after hearing the news that her friend Elizabeth Taylor passed away yesterday, she immediately checked in to the hospital. Her publicist said that the loss of Elizabeth and her friend Jane Russell convinced her that she would be the next to die, and the stress, combined with her high blood pressure, was too much for Zsa Zsa to handle.
Dude, this is the saddest story ever. First of all, Jane, Liz and Zsa Zsa ...
Dolly Parton is one of those celebrities that manages to look 20 years younger than her real age while also looking 20 years older than her real age. How come? It's cause the lady loves to get work done (of the 9-5 variety and the other kind, too.) Fake tatas, face lifts, botox and a possible nose job seem like what she's had done to me, but maybe you'll be able to spot some signs of surgery that I wasn't able to pick up on.
There's no doubt that Dolly's a beautiful lady, but wouldn't it ...
We all know by now that Tiger Woods is dating an absolutely lovely young woman named Alyse Lahti Johnson, but did you know that she's been drawing pictures of him since she was a little girl? Like, putting out into the universe that she's a fan? Dude, that sounds like she accidentally used The Secret to make this relationship happen to me...
From Us Weekly:
In fact, a friend of the grad student tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now), that Johnson, whose stepfather lives next door...
Russell Brand and Katy Perry had a short courtship and after reading these quotes from Russell's interview on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, I'm pretty sure that their marriage may be just as short.
Here are some of the sound bites:
Russell, a former sex addict, on his tamer life in the bedroom: "I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I’m married. But now I’m a bloody good gardener."
On what it would be like for him to raise children: "I’m aware I hav...
Life & Style is reporting the Hugh Hefner's fiancée Crystal Harris was seen cozying up to Dr. Phil's son last night at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The two sat closely and while Crystal wasn't too inappropriate, Phil's son, Jordan McGraw, was all over her, kissing her shoulders and holding her hand out in the open where anyone could see. Disrespectful, dude.
Crystal and Hef were engaged back in December, and while Hef has let his other girlfriends date in the past (so long as they weren'...
Nicki Minaj always looks great from the back, but you might be surprised to see what she has going on up front in these photos.
The Harajuku Barbie whipped out a fat dildo halfway through her set and gyrated around on stage while holding it in front of her no no spot.
I am Nicki's #1 fan, but I gotta say that it really says something about the time we're living in if she can get up on stage with a plastic penis when just like, 20 years ago, Michael Jackson got mad shit for grazing his cr...
Neil Strauss has written a new book called Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, in which he shares several anecdotes from his interactions with various celebrities over the years. I skimmed a piece about the book on my plane ride to SXSW and the whole thing sounds like a juicy read, but now that I've read about his completely awful and totally racist conversation with Paris Hilton, I am for sure picking up a copy of this book.
LA Weekly spilled on Neil's 1999 encounter with Paris, who was...
Katy Perry is a babe. There, I said it. Her music sucks, her mom creeps me out and her unbreakable ties to her super conservative religious beliefs creep me out even more, but the girl's attractive, okay?
What's bringing on this confession? Katie's new spread in Plastic Dreams, which shows a more artistic and avant-garde side to the typically typical singer. Like Lindsay, Katy may be better off in photos than she is anywhere else. More of this, girl! More of this!
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I don't know if this is the most ingenious casting job I've ever seen or just the craziest, but pornstar and current Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olson is set to star in her first non-pornographic film, Mancation. The other two people cast whose names you may recognize? Danica Mckellar AKA Winnie Cooper and Joey Fatone AKA the grossest member of *NSYNC beside Chris and maybe Lance, depending on the day.
One thing's for sure either way: Whoever's behind this movie got me to type the word Mancation after reading this news, so they're "winning," so to speak....
Well, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but somehow that insufferable bitch Katherine Heigl managed to nearly win me over with these paparazzi shots of her and a friend eating lunch. Why? She reminded me of myself, duh.
Allow me to break it down:
1) A lunch that consists of a plate of lettuce and a big glass of beer? Don't mind if I do. In fact, I already did.
2) She took a picture of her food. That's SO blogger. Does Katherine Heigl have a secret food blog? OMG, is she Ruth Bourdain?
3) Surprised by the waitstaff. Girl, me too. The most awkward three minutes of life on any given day is when an...
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been hanging in there for quite some time despite being ill, but after hearing the news that her friend Elizabeth Taylor passed away yesterday, she immediately checked in to the hospital. Her publicist said that the loss of Elizabeth and her friend Jane Russell convinced her that she would be the next to die, and the stress, combined with her high blood pressure, was too much for Zsa Zsa to handle.
Dude, this is the saddest story ever. First of all, Jane, Liz and Zsa Zsa ...
Dolly Parton is one of those celebrities that manages to look 20 years younger than her real age while also looking 20 years older than her real age. How come? It's cause the lady loves to get work done (of the 9-5 variety and the other kind, too.) Fake tatas, face lifts, botox and a possible nose job seem like what she's had done to me, but maybe you'll be able to spot some signs of surgery that I wasn't able to pick up on.
There's no doubt that Dolly's a beautiful lady, but wouldn't it ...
We all know by now that Tiger Woods is dating an absolutely lovely young woman named Alyse Lahti Johnson, but did you know that she's been drawing pictures of him since she was a little girl? Like, putting out into the universe that she's a fan? Dude, that sounds like she accidentally used The Secret to make this relationship happen to me...
From Us Weekly:
In fact, a friend of the grad student tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now), that Johnson, whose stepfather lives next door...
Russell Brand and Katy Perry had a short courtship and after reading these quotes from Russell's interview on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, I'm pretty sure that their marriage may be just as short.
Here are some of the sound bites:
Russell, a former sex addict, on his tamer life in the bedroom: "I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I’m married. But now I’m a bloody good gardener."
On what it would be like for him to raise children: "I’m aware I hav...
Life & Style is reporting the Hugh Hefner's fiancée Crystal Harris was seen cozying up to Dr. Phil's son last night at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The two sat closely and while Crystal wasn't too inappropriate, Phil's son, Jordan McGraw, was all over her, kissing her shoulders and holding her hand out in the open where anyone could see. Disrespectful, dude.
Crystal and Hef were engaged back in December, and while Hef has let his other girlfriends date in the past (so long as they weren'...
Nicki Minaj always looks great from the back, but you might be surprised to see what she has going on up front in these photos.
The Harajuku Barbie whipped out a fat dildo halfway through her set and gyrated around on stage while holding it in front of her no no spot.
I am Nicki's #1 fan, but I gotta say that it really says something about the time we're living in if she can get up on stage with a plastic penis when just like, 20 years ago, Michael Jackson got mad shit for grazing his cr...
Neil Strauss has written a new book called Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, in which he shares several anecdotes from his interactions with various celebrities over the years. I skimmed a piece about the book on my plane ride to SXSW and the whole thing sounds like a juicy read, but now that I've read about his completely awful and totally racist conversation with Paris Hilton, I am for sure picking up a copy of this book.
LA Weekly spilled on Neil's 1999 encounter with Paris, who was...
Katy Perry is a babe. There, I said it. Her music sucks, her mom creeps me out and her unbreakable ties to her super conservative religious beliefs creep me out even more, but the girl's attractive, okay?
What's bringing on this confession? Katie's new spread in Plastic Dreams, which shows a more artistic and avant-garde side to the typically typical singer. Like Lindsay, Katy may be better off in photos than she is anywhere else. More of this, girl! More of this!
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