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The Kids Choice Awards are So Embarrassing

I was a total Nickelodeon kid growing up. I watched SNICK every Saturday night, lived for Clarissa Explains It All and never missed a Kids Choice Awards, but now that I've seen the photos from Saturday's show, I'm starting to wonder if I ever had an ounce of taste. First of all, the entire gallery is made up of some of the most embarrassing photos of celebrities I've ever seen. Paris Hilton looks stoned, that one actress from that one thing's Spanx were exposed on the red carpet, and Johnny ...

Quotables: Miley Cyrus Loves Rebecca Black So Much, She Can’t Even Safely Opperate a Vehicle

"I am a fan of Rebecca Black... I think she's great. I actually have this really embarrassing video that my sister has on her phone and I'm just waiting till the day that she puts it on YouTube. It's me driving, singing Rebecca Black and my hands are not always on the wheel while I'm singing the song. Not so good." - Miley Cyrus, clearing up any Rebecca Black beef you may have thought she'd had, by admitting she drove unsafely to "Friday." While I'm not really too pleased to hear that Mil...

Hayley Williams Looks Bangin’ in ‘Cosmo’

Who knew Hayley Williams from Paramore is such a hottie? I mean, I gathered from all the excitement surrounding her nude photos and all the dudes I know who are always saying things like, "Hayley Williams is so hot, I would totally hit that," that the girl's passable, but she looks GREAT in her new cover/spread in Cosmo. One gripe? Can we leave the red hair with Rihanna and Rihanna only? I know Hayley was rocking the bright orange forever, but now red hair BELONGS to Rihanna... and Clifford the Big Red Dog. [gallery]...

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore’s Cute ‘How We Met’ Story

Best friends usually have some awesome story about how they met. Usually even better than the stories about how couples met. I'm telling you, ask someone how they met their best friend and it's always going to be something like, they were in the same math class and liked the same guy and hated each other and then bonded when the hot guy wound up dating the most popular girl in school. ANYWAY! Cameron Diaz just spilled on how her BFF-ness with Drew Barrymore started, and while I assumed th...

Quotables: Sigourney Weaver Believes in Aliens

"We are not alone in the universe. I think there's a department in our (the US) government which is exclusively dedicated to quashing reports about aliens. And that's so unfair. It would be nice if we weren't just able to read about it in the tabloids." - Actress Sigourney Weaver, owning her belief in aliens, in a recent interview. I believe in aliens, too, Sigourney (and not of the Katy Perry variety!) I'm so glad she said this, because I also have absolutely no doubt that there's life on other planets and I don't think we talk abou...

Whoa! ‘American Idol’ Contestants Haley and Casey Are Hooking Up!?

DAAAAAAAMN. I actually hate to be the one to break this news to our Emily, because Lord knows she loves her some Casey Abrams, but YO! Word on the street is that he and Haley Reinhart (who I mentioned earlier this week is my favorite contestant) are totally hooking up. An Idol insider told InTouch, "Most of their downtime is spent together, and they have a very touchy-feely relationship. They're always lying on each other when they're around the other contestants, and everybody thinks they're hooking up." This doesn't surprise me. They both have old souls and ar...

Lindsay Lohan vs. Dawn Holland: The 911 Call

TMZ has obtained and released the audio from the 911 phone call Lindsay Lohan made this winter while in rehab at the Betty Ford Center and surprisingly, it's convinced me that she's less guilty here than I originally suspected. When you listen to the audio (click through, it's not embeddable) you'll hear that a distraught sounding Lindsay got in touch with the sheriff's office, and said that there was a woman in her home that was making her uncomfortable. The woman in question, Betty Ford's...

Snooki Makes $32k for University Speaking Engagement

Snooki picked up a cool $32,000 for doing a speaking engagement at New Jersey's Rutgers University this week, and of course people are freaking out about it and trying to deny the woman the money she earned. The hubbub is over two things: 1) Snooki got paid two grand more than Toni Morrison will when she speaks to a packed stadium at the school's commencement in May, 2) Rutgers University is technically a state school, so people are trying to angle this like the school spent state money on this appearance. The school's official statement about Snooki's speech and the appearance fee was released yes...

Oh, Christ. Is This The New Rebecca Black?

Ark Music Factory, the same company that produced Rebecca Black's "Friday," has struck semi-gold once again with another on of their clients. This time it's 14-year-old Alana Lee's "Butterflies." Never heard of her? Well then you're probably not Australian. "Butterflies," with absolutely zero promotion or radio play, is slowly crawling up the Australian iTunes charts and is currently the 124th most sold single this week. That might not sound particularly impressive, but as PopTrashAddicts pointed out, Kylie Minoge's latest record didn't eve...

Courtney Love’s On VYou and It’s The Best Thing Ever

Courtney Love got a VYou page, you guys. If you don't know what VYou is, basically it's a place where people can anonymously ask you questions that you later record a video response to. It's fun. I have a page and I update it often. Feel free to harass me on there. BACK TO COURTNEY. She's only answered five questions on her account so far, but all of them are pertaining to her sobriety, which is obviously a super interesting topic. So far she's dished on the Osbournes (she claims she saved Kel...

Amber Rose is One Classy Broad

The rumored future Mrs. Wiz Khalifah was photographed yesterday in Manhattan with the outlines of her nipple rings on full display and a pack of Marlboro Menthols in hand. Love the sleeve of tacky tattoos, too (not.) Wasn't Amber Rose just getting it on with Kim Kardashian's ex a couple months ago? Can you believe that this chick is the one that broke Kanye's heart and inspired him to make his last album? Can you believe that this chick is moving in on the guy who's supposed to marry me, Wiz...

Jackson Family Appalled By James Durbin’s ‘Pepsi Moment’ Comment

If you saw American Idol on Wednesday, you know that after his pyro-packed performance, contestant James Durbin said to Ryan Seacrest, "I have a lot of hairspray in my hair to keep it from jumping around -- so much so, the one thing I was worried about was having a 'Pepsi moment." At the time I had no idea what the fuck he was referring to. I was like, "Should have had a V8? What? What does that even mean?" But apparently it was a nod to Michael Jackson getting lit on fire while filming a Pe...
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