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Quotables: Natalie Portman Used to Love Smoking Weed

"I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. I'm too old. I wish I was that cool, but I'm like an old lady now. I'm in bed by 10pm. I can't do that anymore." -Natalie Portman, admitting she used to love to blow trees back in the day, in an interview about her new movie, Your Highness. Natalie Portman's what, 30-years-old? She may be pregnant, but too old to blaze? I'm not buying it. In fact, I don't believe anyone in Hollywood who says they don't smok...

Hey, Teenagers! Even Halle Berry Needed a Nose Job!

Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, but did you know that she had a nose job? I didn't even suspect it until I saw an old picture of her and thought to myself, "Hmmm.. something about  her face in this photo looks more like, I dunno, a regular human being instead of a specimen." Yup, if you browse through the gallery below, you'll see that, much like many naturally beautiful stars, Halle's had a little bit of work done. While a simple nose job isn't as offensive as some o...

David Arquette is Going to Get His Heart Broken SO HARD

See that photo of the whole Cox-Arquette gang standing in front of Cinderella's Castle at Disney World together? David Tweeted that yesterday with the caption, "Disney World really is the most Magical Place on Earth." Now, if that was a photo of just him and his daughter or just his daughter or even just him or maybe one the guy who dresses like Mickey with his costume head off taking a swig out of a flask behind a dumpster, I wouldn't think anything of it. But because it's a photo of him...

InStyle’s New ‘Hollywood Hair Virtual Makeover’ Game is The Stuff

While snooping around on the Internet this morning, I came across InStyle.com's new "Hollywood Hair Virtual Makeover" game, and now I'm officially obsessed. I took a picture of myself (yes, I really sit around my apartment in a tie-dye crew neck champion sweatshirt and no makeup all day) in my Mac's Photobooth, outlined my face using their handy little system and then went to work restyling myself as some of my favorite celebs. As you can see in the gallery, I don't make a very good Beyo...

Nick Lachey is Marrying Another Idiot, So By Default, He’s Also an Idiot

Nick Lachey was famously married to the sweet but loony Jessica Simpson for a few years (you may have seen something on TV about that, *eyeroll*) but that doesn't seem to be stopping him from marrying someone who seems equally ditzy. Vanessa Minnillo recently did an interview with People.com about her upcoming wedding/marriage to Nick and after reading what she had to say, I have to wonder if their marriage is just going to be Newlyweds: The Remix. I've pulled some of Vanessa's best (read: worst) quotes from the piec...

Nick Cannon Realized That His Children May Not Want to Look at Nude Photos of Him and Mariah

I think that when Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married, pretty much everyone was like, "Oh, shit. These two are crazy," but it turns out that Nick might actually have some sense. This morning on his radio show Rollin' With Nick Cannon, he spoke about his recent realization that his unborn twins (AKA "dem babies") may not appreciate the nude photos he and Mariah have all over the house once their born. Nick explained, "My children are going to have to see these pictures. It's a little wei...

This Woman is Either Clueless or a Genius… What Do You Think?

I know! Two Justin Bieber-related posts in a row! Normally we don't do that kinda thing around here but I think this is an exception. Our friends over at Gawker (I used to work for them back in the day) posted this video of a lesbian who looks EXACTLY like Justin Bieber doing a cover of that Eminem (who you know is a BIG fan of the homosexual lifestyle) and Rihanna song and despite the fact that her singing is pretty good, it's absolutely uncanny how much she looks like Justin. I can't decide if this is a brilliant ploy on her part to ge...

Justin Bieber’s Birthday Gift to His Mother Was Humiliation and Burnt Hair

Next time your mom's complaining about the bunk birthday gift you got her, just point her in the direction of this story. Last night during a show in Berlin, Justin Bieber pulled his mother up on stage to present her with a birthday cake and have the audience sing her "Happy Birthday," but when she leaned over the cake to blow out the candles, her hair caught on fire. Justin quickly extinguished the flame with his hand and his poor mom got to jump off stage (and then probably binge eat that cake after experiencing such public shame,) but damn. Having...

Thank God! Nicki Minaj is Back Dropping Sick Verses on Other People’s Tracks

Although she's said before that she's (at least for the time being) done contributing to other people's songs, this new David Guetta song, "Where Dem Girls At?" that she and Flo Rida did verses on is awesome. Well, not the actual song, which I think I could only enjoy after three Absolut Pear and sodas at the gay bar on a summer Saturday, but her verse in particular. It's still not "Monster" quality, but it's a huge step up from that "Right Through Me" shit she was trying to pawn off on us a few months back. As a huge Nicki Minaj fan,...

Got $10 Grand to Blow? You Can Buy The Sketch From ‘Titanic’

Spending a ton of money on the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz kinda makes sense, but I can't fathom paying more than say, $100 in five installments of $20 for the nude sketch of Kate Winslet that was used in Titanic. The sketch is being auctioned off and apparently it's supposed to make like, $10,000, which is a lot of money. Like, just FYI, in case you didn't know that $10,000 is a shitload of money because you're super rich or clueless, it is. One thing that's kinda cool ...

Miley Cyrus is Back on Twitter, Is One of Those A-Holes Who Still Thinks Charlie Sheen is Cool

Look what we have here! After quitting Twitter last year because of her disapproving boyfriend, Miley Cyrus has decided to get back into the 140-or-less swing of things. Instead of reclaiming her old @mileycyrus handle, she's taken over the account that was being managed to promote her next tour. She says that the decision to do so was for two reasons: 1) She wants to connect with her fans, and 2) She can't get enough of that absolutely hilarious Charlie Sheen. We've always known that Miley was a...

Robert Pattinson Wants Whoever Leaked Those ‘Breaking Dawn’ Stills To Be Murdered

If you give a shit about Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon's new flick Water for Elephants, feel free to watch this entire clip, but if you want to skip ahead to the part where he calls whoever has been leaking stills from Breaking Dawn an "annoying person" who should be "murdered", cut right ahead to 1:59. When asked by PopSugar reporter Lindsay if there was anything that's been shot for Breaking Dawn that he's particularly excited for the fans to see, Robert goes on about how it's just so nice that Bella and Edward finally get to be ...
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