Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hayden Panettiere is More Important Than You

hayden_gg   How else would you explain actual police showing up over a 9-1-1 call to report a confiscated license? Inside Edition got their grubby little paws on the transcript of Hayden's call to EMERGENCY SERVICES after her license was taken away when she allegedly attempted to order a drink at "NV" Lounge (dude, really?! Burn it down and start over that name is horrific) in Suffern, NY. Here's the transcript: 911 Operator: What's your name? Panettiere: Hayden. I went into a bar and I showed them my ID. They let me...

Arrests Made in Travolta Extortion Case

travolta  Authorities in the Bahamas have made arrests in connection to the Travolta Extortion Case. After Jett Travolta's untimely death in the Bahamas, reports surfaced that the family was the victim of some vultures attempting to capitalize on their tragedy.  The Kicker: Of those arrested we have elected officials, EMTs and a former Tourism Minister who refers to himself as "a friend of the family." Former Tourist Minister Obie Wilchcombe, ambulance driver Tarino Lightbourne who was in the ambu...

Still the One

American Idol is still the number one show on network television. I contend this has more to do with people tuning in to see what kind of whackjobs show up to audition than actual show quality. Once it gets down to the actual competition and the judges yaking we'll all go back to scratching ourselves and watching  "House" reruns per the usual.

In the meantime though - Paula and this new chick, Kara DioGuardi are playing nice-e-nice with each other for the cameras.

kara-and-paulaAmerican Idol is still the number one show on network television. I contend this has more to do with people tuning in to see what kind of whackjobs show up to audition than actual show quality. Once it gets down to the actual competition and the judges yaking we'll all go back to scratching ourselves and watching  "House" reruns per the usual. In the meantime though - Paula and this new chick, Kara DioGuardi are playing nice-e-nice with each other for the cameras. I don't buy it. Paula's got drun...

Tom Cruise Handing In His Douche Card?

tom-cruise Yeah, no. Not really. But he wants you to think that he is.  Perception is reality, people! According to Star Tom's PR people have put together a public appearance DO list to help boost his flaccid persona.   The Valkyrie actor's overworked publicity team has put together a multipoint plan to bring him back to screen-idol status. Some of the dos and don'ts: You won't hear Tom lecturing any talk show hosts (think: Matt Lauer!) about Scientology from now on. Also, to be more connected ...

Molly Ringwald Officially Knocked Up

molly-ringwald Molly and her daughter Matilda. I had totally forgotten about Molly Ringwald. It didn't help that the height of her career roughly coincided with my birth so I wasn't exactly in the position to keep tabs on her. These days Molly plays mother to a pregnant teen on ABC Family's "Secret Life of the American Teenager". Being around all that pubescent placenta musta got her in the mood because now she's having twins! Molly Ringwald, who plays the anxious mother of a pregnant teen on The Secr...

Tom Hanks vs The Mormons

      tom-hanks        Tom Hanks went and PO'd the Mormons. At the premiere for "Big Love" last week Tom told Fox News exactly how he felt about the passing of Prop-8 in California. “The truth is this takes place in Utah, the truth is these people are some bizarre offshoot of the Mormon Church, and the truth is a lot of Mormons gave a lot of money to the church to make Prop-8 happen,” he told Tarts. “There are a lot of people who feel that is un-American, and I am one of them. I do not ...

Nicole Richie Has Learned Her Lesson

She does have two braincells to rub together!

nicole-richieShe does have two braincells to rub together! For the last few days there have been "reports" circulating that Nicole was considering a return to reality television. The premise of this new show would revolve around her being a mother to baby Harlow. However, her rep told OK Magazine that all such rumors were completely false. Even though Nicole Ritchie shot to fame as Paris Hilton’s sidekick on several seasons of the E! reality hit The Simple Life, it doesn’t look like she’ll be g...

So…who hasn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt Dated?

Maybe I'm slow but um.. when did this:  jlovehewittMaybe I'm slow but um.. when did this:   and this: bump uglies? Seriously?   Everyone knows that Jennifer and her fiance, Ross McCall called it off a few weeks ago. And since then rumors have been running rampant as to why. Well, lucky for us, Rich Cronin has the answer - she's not just a needy psychopath - according to him she is also a cold hearted slut. Rich went on the Howard Stern Show and alleged that Jennifer asked him to spend the night after their first date...de...

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