So, remember the I <3 Ronson event I posted pictures from? Like two posts ago? Did you notice that a certain someone was conspicuously absent? Typically, you can't write "Samantha Ronson" without also writing "Lindsay Lohan"-- it's like dangling a participle... a cocaine-soaked, insane, overly dramatic participle.
But last night, at the launch party for Charlotte Ronson's JC Penney clothing line, Miss Lilo (if you're nasty) was reportedly barred from entering. Nicole Richie, Sting, Jewel, an...
I know you love checking up on washed-up rappers from the nineties as much as I do. So I dare you to come away from this post without "Gangsta's Paradise" stuck in your head all fucking day. You can't do it.
Artis Ivey Leon Jr., better known and loved as "Coolio" showed up in court Friday afternoon to plead not guilty to charges of felony drug possession and misdemeanor battery / possession of a smoking device (crackpipe) that were incurred during his March 6th arrest at Los Angeles Inte...
Josh Hartnett checked in to the hospital early Monday morning, complaining of abdominal pain severe enough that he had to go in by ambulance. And I'm willing to bet that even famous people don't prefer to go to the emergency room by ambulance unless it's serious. He was released today, but information about what caused the "flare up" is sketchy at best. According to E! Online:
The Sin City stud was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles early Monday morning for severe abdominal pain. He has since checked out.
"He is out of the hospital," Hartnett's rep, Susan Patricola, tells E! News. No further details—including the actual date of his releas...
I'm feeling tired and devastatingly un-clever. So to warm up, I'm just going to post some pictures of famous people looking like shit.
Here's the Ronson family at the I "Heart" Ronson launch party "red carpet" (red carpet courtesy of JC Penney). I'm not sure, but I think the designer, Charlotte Ronson, might have a bit of a lazy eye. I'm guessing the collection includes a lot of bold horizontal stripes that inexplicably trail off and slant down to the left when you're talking to them.
A...
I'll let you choose how you want to wrap up this weekend. You can either read the entire content of this post about Sean Avery and how Vogue just released the title of his upcoming biopic, OR you can skip to the very last paragraph for an Amy Winehouse upskirt. I'll leave the decision up to you.
If you don't know who Sean Avery is, you should. You should know him, so you can hate him.
He's just about the douchiest hockey player ever to play the game. He's been traded and re-traded, thank...
Pattinson has responded to rumors circulated earlier in the week that crew members on the set of New Moon have been complaining about his body odor.
"I haven't even been on the set yet."
"I also do shower," he added, before joking that he regularly reads his negative press.
"I only look at the negative stuff," he said.
"I just want to know whoever's saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my black book."
He has a little black book of ...
Karina Smirnoff has asked dancing partner Steve Wozniak to walk her down the aisle when she gets married to fellow DWTS dancer Maksin Chmerkovskiy later this year. Which is weird. No word yet on whether he'll actually walk, or do it on a Segway. Given his recent injuries, my money's on Segway.
"He's a little out of his element but has the biggest personality you'll ever meet," Smirnoff said about her dancing partner. "He's super funny and super charming."
The whole thing smacks of publicity. I can...
Perez Hilton held his 31st birthday party yesterday at the Viper Room nightclub in West Hollywood. For someone who talks a lot of trash about celebrities, making juvenile comments about their love lives and appearances, a lot of them showed up at his party. This means that I can still hold out hope that Clive Owen will turn up at my 31st birthday party, no matter how big of a bitch I am on this blog.
Paris Hilton & boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, Amanda Bynes, Steve-O, and a very different loo...
I've always thought that Helena Bonham Carter is one of the most beautiful women in showbusiness. She has a sultry sexiness that most women can't pull off. But she is also really adept at making herself look ridiculous and unattractive.
Here, Carter accepts the Best Actress award for Sweeney Todd during the Jameson Empire Awards while wearing a spidernest hat--most likely given to her by husband Tim Burton-- that has hatched tiny babies who've crawled down the mesh to hang about her head li...
Let's take a moment to read yet another page in the cautionary tale that is Courtney Love's life. You can't just say whatever the fuck you want, even on the internet (I'd do well to keep that in mind).
Reuters reports that the musician is being sued by designer Dawn Simorangkir for "insults the singer is accused of posting on Twitter, MySpace and online marketplace Etsy."
Allegedly, lovable basket case Love asked the designer to make some clothing for her, didn't pay for it, then began insulting the designer on the internet afte...
Catholicism had a busy news week, which is interesting because that whole religious zombie shindig isn't for a few weeks yet.
In addition to being pissed at the Detroit Tigers, and working on finally being able to marry into the hot, sexy genepool of British Royalty, they also made it possible for you to see the "Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World" naked.
Reportedly, the most totally awesomest Pope of the last 100 years inspired swimsuit and lingerie model Joanna Krupa to pose nude. S...
I'm sure that by now some of you may have heard that Candy Spelling, widow of TV producer Aaron Spelling, has put her Holmby Hills home up for sale. But did you know that the $150 million asking price makes it the most expensive house on sale in America? Did you also know that Candy is a few peppermint twizzles short of a her store?
Spelling told The Associated Press that she let her dog Madison, a soft-coated Wheaten Terrier, help pick out the best real estate agent for the task. She had her ...
So, remember the I <3 Ronson event I posted pictures from? Like two posts ago? Did you notice that a certain someone was conspicuously absent? Typically, you can't write "Samantha Ronson" without also writing "Lindsay Lohan"-- it's like dangling a participle... a cocaine-soaked, insane, overly dramatic participle.
But last night, at the launch party for Charlotte Ronson's JC Penney clothing line, Miss Lilo (if you're nasty) was reportedly barred from entering. Nicole Richie, Sting, Jewel, an...
I know you love checking up on washed-up rappers from the nineties as much as I do. So I dare you to come away from this post without "Gangsta's Paradise" stuck in your head all fucking day. You can't do it.
Artis Ivey Leon Jr., better known and loved as "Coolio" showed up in court Friday afternoon to plead not guilty to charges of felony drug possession and misdemeanor battery / possession of a smoking device (crackpipe) that were incurred during his March 6th arrest at Los Angeles Inte...
Josh Hartnett checked in to the hospital early Monday morning, complaining of abdominal pain severe enough that he had to go in by ambulance. And I'm willing to bet that even famous people don't prefer to go to the emergency room by ambulance unless it's serious. He was released today, but information about what caused the "flare up" is sketchy at best. According to E! Online:
The Sin City stud was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles early Monday morning for severe abdominal pain. He has since checked out.
"He is out of the hospital," Hartnett's rep, Susan Patricola, tells E! News. No further details—including the actual date of his releas...
I'm feeling tired and devastatingly un-clever. So to warm up, I'm just going to post some pictures of famous people looking like shit.
Here's the Ronson family at the I "Heart" Ronson launch party "red carpet" (red carpet courtesy of JC Penney). I'm not sure, but I think the designer, Charlotte Ronson, might have a bit of a lazy eye. I'm guessing the collection includes a lot of bold horizontal stripes that inexplicably trail off and slant down to the left when you're talking to them.
A...
I'll let you choose how you want to wrap up this weekend. You can either read the entire content of this post about Sean Avery and how Vogue just released the title of his upcoming biopic, OR you can skip to the very last paragraph for an Amy Winehouse upskirt. I'll leave the decision up to you.
If you don't know who Sean Avery is, you should. You should know him, so you can hate him.
He's just about the douchiest hockey player ever to play the game. He's been traded and re-traded, thank...
Pattinson has responded to rumors circulated earlier in the week that crew members on the set of New Moon have been complaining about his body odor.
"I haven't even been on the set yet."
"I also do shower," he added, before joking that he regularly reads his negative press.
"I only look at the negative stuff," he said.
"I just want to know whoever's saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my black book."
He has a little black book of ...
Karina Smirnoff has asked dancing partner Steve Wozniak to walk her down the aisle when she gets married to fellow DWTS dancer Maksin Chmerkovskiy later this year. Which is weird. No word yet on whether he'll actually walk, or do it on a Segway. Given his recent injuries, my money's on Segway.
"He's a little out of his element but has the biggest personality you'll ever meet," Smirnoff said about her dancing partner. "He's super funny and super charming."
The whole thing smacks of publicity. I can...
Perez Hilton held his 31st birthday party yesterday at the Viper Room nightclub in West Hollywood. For someone who talks a lot of trash about celebrities, making juvenile comments about their love lives and appearances, a lot of them showed up at his party. This means that I can still hold out hope that Clive Owen will turn up at my 31st birthday party, no matter how big of a bitch I am on this blog.
Paris Hilton & boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, Amanda Bynes, Steve-O, and a very different loo...
I've always thought that Helena Bonham Carter is one of the most beautiful women in showbusiness. She has a sultry sexiness that most women can't pull off. But she is also really adept at making herself look ridiculous and unattractive.
Here, Carter accepts the Best Actress award for Sweeney Todd during the Jameson Empire Awards while wearing a spidernest hat--most likely given to her by husband Tim Burton-- that has hatched tiny babies who've crawled down the mesh to hang about her head li...
Let's take a moment to read yet another page in the cautionary tale that is Courtney Love's life. You can't just say whatever the fuck you want, even on the internet (I'd do well to keep that in mind).
Reuters reports that the musician is being sued by designer Dawn Simorangkir for "insults the singer is accused of posting on Twitter, MySpace and online marketplace Etsy."
Allegedly, lovable basket case Love asked the designer to make some clothing for her, didn't pay for it, then began insulting the designer on the internet afte...
Catholicism had a busy news week, which is interesting because that whole religious zombie shindig isn't for a few weeks yet.
In addition to being pissed at the Detroit Tigers, and working on finally being able to marry into the hot, sexy genepool of British Royalty, they also made it possible for you to see the "Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World" naked.
Reportedly, the most totally awesomest Pope of the last 100 years inspired swimsuit and lingerie model Joanna Krupa to pose nude. S...
I'm sure that by now some of you may have heard that Candy Spelling, widow of TV producer Aaron Spelling, has put her Holmby Hills home up for sale. But did you know that the $150 million asking price makes it the most expensive house on sale in America? Did you also know that Candy is a few peppermint twizzles short of a her store?
Spelling told The Associated Press that she let her dog Madison, a soft-coated Wheaten Terrier, help pick out the best real estate agent for the task. She had her ...