
In this installment of How Twitter is Making the World of Celebrity Gossip an Even Weirder Place Than it Was Before, Jimmy Fallon and his family get kicked out of NY pizza restaurant Posto, get into a fistfight along the way, and then immediately tweet smack about the joint and someone who works there that he calls "carb face Carol."
Before I continue, let's all take a moment to laugh bitterly at the ridiculous irony of life, given that "carb face Carol" jab and EB's own recent "Fat Arms" furor....
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I'm so happy I wrote this post if for no other reason than it led me to this picture of William Shatner and the Mayor of Long Beach at the grand opening of Star Trek: The Tour-- a nasty little nugget of Treksploitation that floats 40 years worth of memorabilia around in a cruise ship, looking to fleece Trekkies and Trekkers in a city near you. Even though I say that, if it comes anywhere near Nashville (doubtfull since Tennessee is a land-locked state) I'll still fork over the cash to go see i...
The sleazy bag of human excrement pictured above-- 41-year old Alex DeSilva, choreographer for Fox's So You Think You Can Dance-- has been arrested and charged with multiple counts of sexual assault that took place between May 2003 and March 2009.
The four victims in this case were all students of DeSilva at the time of the assaults. The victims alleged that he lured them to his homes in North Hollywood and Van Nuys. He then used a ruse to get them into his bedroom where he raped them...
Bail has been set at $3.8 million doll...
I've publicly expressed my theory that Paris Hitlon is a "human" who is slowly but surely turning into a robot-- further evidence of which can be found here and here. But I think I might have been a bit off in that accusation. She might be a robot that is slowly but surely turning into a human.
Here, we see Paris at this Friday's launch of the new JC Penney clothing line I <3 Ronson, sporting her new hand, stolen from the grave of a 60-year-old British man and attached to her metal endoskeleton by an android necromancer. I like how they used a lovely lucite w...
Farrah Fawcett has been hospitalized and is in critical but stable condition in an L.A. area hospital. The former Angel has been battling anal cancer since 2006 and recently returned from Germany where she was undergoing an experimental stem cell treatment. She seems to be in pretty bad shape, and has been unconscious for days. Family are gathering at her bedside, including her long-time significant other, Ryan O'Neal, and son Redmond....
Iron Chef Cat Cora is is expecting a baby — and so is her wife Jennifer.
They are both pregnant at the same time.
Both expecting boys, Jennifer, 37, will deliver in April, while Cat, 41, is due in July.
The couple’s new sons are from the same sperm donor as their older boys...the baby Cat is carrying [is] from Jennifer’s eggs. In Jennifer’s current pregnancy, both women’s embryos were transferred, so the biological mother is unknown. The couple do not to plan to conduct DNA te...
A few weeks ago, Wendie wrote a post about how Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife's twat, sending out a picture of Demi bending over in a white, distinctly hanes-her-way, creepy old men getting turned on by the underwear section of the Sears catalog style bikini. Then, her kids responded, supposedly saying they were mortified by the very public exchanges Demi and Ashton constantly send over the "micro-blogging" service.
At first I felt embarrassed for the kids, because I wouldn't want pictures of my mom's butt plastered all over the internet either. But it turns out Demi's kids don't know shit....
Johnny Depp was spotted, looking very "Valentino" (and I mean that in a derisive way) while filming on location in San Juan, Puerto Rico for his upcoming film, The Rum Diary.
Aside from the gold-rimmed glasses and "my teeth are so white cuz I got a leather face" look, I want to talk about the picture in the gallery where it looks like he's being asked by the mother of a bed-ridden girl to "lay hands" on her. I've heard of fans worshipping their favorite celebrities, but never literally.
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Services were held for Jade Goody early Friday at St. John the Baptist Church in either Buckhurst Hill or Waltham Abbey. The way English people name their towns is confusng to me, so I'm not exactly sure what the place was called.
Several moderately famous television personalities were in attendance, as well as some fans who donned bright yellow sashes emblazoned with "In loving memory of Jade," and stood on the street in front of a large projector screen displaying Jade's name and dates of...