I know you probably worked really hard over the past few days coming up with a suitable portmanteau for the Selena Gomez / Taylor Lautner romance, so I hate to tell you that you probably won't be using the words 'Taylena' or 'Seletay' anytime soon. Which is probably a good thing because they both sound like some kind of tapas involving chickpeas and raw fish.
E! online is reporting that Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner are "just friends." Selena's Wizards of Waverly Place co-star, Jennifer S...
I leave you this weekend with a little happy news. While the unholy union that took place this weekend might have led you to worry about the state of the world and wonder if it's not on an express elevator headed straight for the shit pit, this news should give you hope for the future.
In general elections Saturday, Icelandic voters gave the victory to the country's leftist parties. This is important because it means that Johanna Sigurdardottir (who had been serving as interim Prime Ministe...
Jamie Lynn Spears was rushed to a Jackson, Mississippi hospital last night to be at the side of her boyfriend and father of her 10 month old child, Casey Aldridge, who was in critical condition after being involved in a nasty traffic accident.
Aldridge was driving home at 1:30 a.m. Sunday when he wrecked his Ford F150 with two male pals in the car, one of whom broke his collar bone. The source adds that Casey has a hematoma and doctors fear he has a blood clot in his brain. He may be heading...
My boyfriend once confessed to me that the reason for that awkward, hands-on-sides, shuffle from side to side slow dance that teenage boys engage in at prom is not, in fact, due to a complete inability to dance. He revealed that the awkward two step was in fact a plot, designed as the best dancing format in which a horny teenage boy could slide his hands ever so slowly up or down on a girl's waist in a charmingly lame pubescent attempt to cop a feel of some sidebutt or sideboob.
Those childi...
The five of you out there who still watch The Real World might recognize the male Snuggie model pictured above as Scott Herman from the recent Brooklyn-based incarnation of the show. Snuggie has plans to release new, collegiate versions of their completely unnecessary line of creepy cult wear, and has released these advertisements of the new products. Good for him that he was able to parlay his brush with reality TV stardom into such a lucrative endorsement deal.
I still love watching their infomercial...
Remember these disturbing pictures of an emaciated Lindsay shopping with sister Ali last week? They've raised concerns amongst some medical professionals-- at least amongst the ones who have diet books to promote.
Lohan, a native of Merrick who is coping with the recent end of her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, was photographed in a cream halter-neck sun dress looking, in the words of one New York medical professional, "like she walked out of a concentration camp."
"It's really depressing to me th...
We all know by now that a certain "celebrity" (and I use the word here in absolutely the loosest sense possible) couple got married this weekend. The internet is littered with articles warning us that we should now live in fear of the day when they will combine the best aspects of their genetic material to produce vapid, attractive, little blonde music-murdering douche babies.
You've probably already read three or four articles about them, so in the interest of the public good, I'm staging an intervention. I'm here to remind you that it's hockey playoff season. You'd do well by yourself to avoid reading any more articles about that unholy union and watch hockey instead. Or even basketball, if that's your thing.
For my part, I promise that (for today at least) this page shall not pollute the internet with one more article about their tying the knot. I do what I can.
/>We all know by now that a certain "celebrity" (and I use the word here in absolutely the loosest sense possible) couple got married this weekend. The internet is littered with articles warning us that we should now live in fear of the day when they will combine the best aspects of their genetic material to produce vapid, attractive, little blonde music-murdering douche babies.
You've probably already read three or four articles about them, so in the interest of the public good, I'm staging an i...
Why don't I have a record deal yet? They're giving them away like free condoms on student health day. Record deals must be growing on trees, or falling like snow out of Linsday Lohan's nose because everyone who really has no business at all having a record deal is getting one. The latest? Gossip Girls' Leighton Meester.
The 23-year-old actress began recording material -- described as having an "electro-pop edge" -- for the project in March and has clocked studio time with producers Polow Da...
More proof has emerged that Robyn Gibson will deserve every penny of the $450 million she is expected to get in her divorce from actor Mel Gibson. When she finally filed for a divorce a few months ago, I don't think I was alone in thinking that it was probably due to... oh, I don't know... his insanity, his drinking problem, his philandering, or his anti-semitism, just to name a few lofty character traits.
As it turns out, she endured all that crap only to have a not-so-immaculate conception...
Henry Ian Cusick, who plays Desmond on the ABC series Lost, has been accused of engaging in some pretty horrendous sexual harassment and sexual battery in a lawsuit filed by a former ABC entertainment employee. The plaintiff, Chelsea Stone, alleges that while working on set, Cusick groped and humiliated her, then caused her to lose her job and her child, thanks to a miscarriage she alleges was brought on by the extremely stressful situation Cusick created.
Plaintiff Chelsea Stone alleges that...
I know you probably worked really hard over the past few days coming up with a suitable portmanteau for the Selena Gomez / Taylor Lautner romance, so I hate to tell you that you probably won't be using the words 'Taylena' or 'Seletay' anytime soon. Which is probably a good thing because they both sound like some kind of tapas involving chickpeas and raw fish.
E! online is reporting that Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner are "just friends." Selena's Wizards of Waverly Place co-star, Jennifer S...
I leave you this weekend with a little happy news. While the unholy union that took place this weekend might have led you to worry about the state of the world and wonder if it's not on an express elevator headed straight for the shit pit, this news should give you hope for the future.
In general elections Saturday, Icelandic voters gave the victory to the country's leftist parties. This is important because it means that Johanna Sigurdardottir (who had been serving as interim Prime Ministe...
Jamie Lynn Spears was rushed to a Jackson, Mississippi hospital last night to be at the side of her boyfriend and father of her 10 month old child, Casey Aldridge, who was in critical condition after being involved in a nasty traffic accident.
Aldridge was driving home at 1:30 a.m. Sunday when he wrecked his Ford F150 with two male pals in the car, one of whom broke his collar bone. The source adds that Casey has a hematoma and doctors fear he has a blood clot in his brain. He may be heading...
My boyfriend once confessed to me that the reason for that awkward, hands-on-sides, shuffle from side to side slow dance that teenage boys engage in at prom is not, in fact, due to a complete inability to dance. He revealed that the awkward two step was in fact a plot, designed as the best dancing format in which a horny teenage boy could slide his hands ever so slowly up or down on a girl's waist in a charmingly lame pubescent attempt to cop a feel of some sidebutt or sideboob.
Those childi...
The five of you out there who still watch The Real World might recognize the male Snuggie model pictured above as Scott Herman from the recent Brooklyn-based incarnation of the show. Snuggie has plans to release new, collegiate versions of their completely unnecessary line of creepy cult wear, and has released these advertisements of the new products. Good for him that he was able to parlay his brush with reality TV stardom into such a lucrative endorsement deal.
I still love watching their infomercial...
Remember these disturbing pictures of an emaciated Lindsay shopping with sister Ali last week? They've raised concerns amongst some medical professionals-- at least amongst the ones who have diet books to promote.
Lohan, a native of Merrick who is coping with the recent end of her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, was photographed in a cream halter-neck sun dress looking, in the words of one New York medical professional, "like she walked out of a concentration camp."
"It's really depressing to me th...
Why don't I have a record deal yet? They're giving them away like free condoms on student health day. Record deals must be growing on trees, or falling like snow out of Linsday Lohan's nose because everyone who really has no business at all having a record deal is getting one. The latest? Gossip Girls' Leighton Meester.
The 23-year-old actress began recording material -- described as having an "electro-pop edge" -- for the project in March and has clocked studio time with producers Polow Da...
More proof has emerged that Robyn Gibson will deserve every penny of the $450 million she is expected to get in her divorce from actor Mel Gibson. When she finally filed for a divorce a few months ago, I don't think I was alone in thinking that it was probably due to... oh, I don't know... his insanity, his drinking problem, his philandering, or his anti-semitism, just to name a few lofty character traits.
As it turns out, she endured all that crap only to have a not-so-immaculate conception...
Henry Ian Cusick, who plays Desmond on the ABC series Lost, has been accused of engaging in some pretty horrendous sexual harassment and sexual battery in a lawsuit filed by a former ABC entertainment employee. The plaintiff, Chelsea Stone, alleges that while working on set, Cusick groped and humiliated her, then caused her to lose her job and her child, thanks to a miscarriage she alleges was brought on by the extremely stressful situation Cusick created.
Plaintiff Chelsea Stone alleges that...